while being adorable

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“I feel happy to be a leader in these times when I realize that they know how much I think of them. It comforts me a lot. When the members say, “Hyung, thank you for this”, and when they know my heart, I feel so grateful.”

Happy birthday, Hakyeon ♡

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Twelve Days of Twelve: July 18th: Team TARDIS

A relationship in all its forms, in the combination of a passionate and powerful Time Lord and a young woman so very similar to him.

Jon x Sansa AU for Day 3: Gifts in @jonsa-creatives

Jon walked over to her. “You…know my dog?”

The woman looked up at him with wide eyes, and then she laughed. “So you’re Jon!” she said, standing up. “I’m Sansa, I’ve been walking Ghost.”

Now it was Jon’s turn to widen his eyes. “You’re Sansa?” He wasn’t sure what he’d been expecting–someone younger, perhaps, in sweats and t-shirts. Not this elegant woman in a slinky silver dress.

She smiled. “Yeah. Painting isn’t always financially steady, so I take on odd jobs, like walking dogs.”

Jon still had trouble imagining this woman as a dog walker. “So…you paint? Is your work here?”

She gestured to the flower paintings he’d been admiring. “It’s a series. Femininity through flowers.”

“These are amazing,” he said honestly. “They’re, uh, almost as good as your cartoons.”

Sansa laughed. “I don’t draw a lot of cartoons anymore, but with Ghost, I had to make an exception.”

Jon remembered the comic book in his bag. “Speaking of, I got you a little something.” He reached into his bag and handed her the comic book. “Just…a little something to say thank you.”

Inspired by @jeynegrey’s mini fic

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I hope they never, ever get rid of the running gag that everyone is aware of and hates the fact that they’re in a musical, UNLESS THEY ARE THE ONES DOING THE SINGING.

I've actually decided that I can hairspray my fringe, which makes it crispy and less soft but it isn’t doing this *flips into his eyes* while I’m trying to talk. So there’s my little beauty tip. Second beauty tip I’ve learnt: If you’ve just had a hair cut or your hair is not working properly  put some dry hair shampoo in your hair before you go to sleep because then your hair releases oils in the night and that’s when the dry hair shampoo can be like “no, I am a barrier!”, so I’ve been doing that. And it’s made my hair look nicer the next day, if I’m having one of those days. “Oh my gosh, beauty tips with Phil #BeautyTips”. I know. Look at me knowing how to use dry hair shampoo. Phil, the hair specialist. Depends on what kind of hair you have. I’ve just got hair that turn into a bit of a greasy rat after about a day, so that helps. *chuckles* Yeah, so that’s my beauty tips. Any other beauty tips? We need some kind of beauty vlog music though for beauty tips. *finds generic royalty free background music* Is this beauty? It sounds like I’m going on a journey with my animals to get to a new circus. So your next beauty tip is, if you have a zit, try putting some toothpaste on it the night before you go to sleep because it dries you out. Also try not to pop the zit because that hurts and it can leave a scar. This should just be the theme tune to my life. I’m just going to play this. *continues to wiggle to the music* Other beauty tips with Phil… I don’t have any other ones… hmm… don’t drop things on your feet because it makes them bruise. It’s getting a bit DanAndPhilCRAFTS now. Protip! … What other beauty tips? Drink lots of water. Stay hydrated. ‘Cause then your skin will have a drink. Don’t be afraid to moisturise. I actually started moisturising quite a lot. Cleanse in the shower, then afterwards your face will be a bit dry so then you moisturise after you’ve done that. Protip! “What moisturiser do you use?” I don’t really have… oh, I got some Clinique for Men. I need to stop this now *turns off music* this is endless. I got some Clinique for Men. Why is it for “men”? I would just have the normal Clinique but I got for Christmas in like one of those Christmas things. Apparently it’s specifically designed for my roughed skin. But that is working quite well. Smells quite nice. … “Gendered skin care is ridiculous.” What I think is ridiculous is how the women’s deodorant is always more expensive than the men’s and it’s exactly the same product. It just smells a bit nicer. I can’t believe that. That's should be changed. If it’s the same product, why is it more expensive to be a girl and need deodorant? Who knows? Why does it even exist?
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@amazingphil during his live show on the 8th of June 2017 (x)

Quotes from Phil (3/?)

Meet Phil who dishes out #BeautyTips and bashes gendered beauty products while being utterly adorable. 

Okay but imagine like a Muggleborn who breaks their quill during a test and says fuck this and starts using pens and pencils instead

 which confuses pretty much everyone else at Hogwarts except for the other Muggleborns, who promptly start using pens and pencils as well

 but then once everyone sees how convenient they are they all start wanting to use pens as well but no one knows where to get them other than the muggleborns

 which then starts this underground black market pen trade in which the Muggleborns have their parents buy tons of pens and pencils and send them to them and they then sell them for money and homework and rare chocolate frog cards

   just imagine this tiny Ravenclaw first year reading by the lake or something when a gigantic, hulking Slytherin (in all his mouth-breathing, neck-muscled glory) comes up to them and gets right in their face and whispers ’ do you have the stuff’ to which the Ravenclaw discreetly nods and pulls out a package of ticonderogas

   like how fucking cute would that be