Allura and the Paladins go to a planet to form an alliance, and the aliens want to play their planet’s national anthem, so out of respect they listen to it and…it’s fuckin Toxic by Brittany Spears. Pidge would probably die from laughter and Allura and Shiro try to control their team like the mom and dad they are while Lance just starts crying, wraps his arms around Keith and Hunk, and starts screeching the lyrics.
i’ll stop shipping destiel the instant those two assholes stop gazing desperately at each other with huge, sappy heart-eyes like they’re each seeing everything they’ve ever wanted and longed for in their stupid ass lives
Or, an AU in which the real Graves was never impersonated by Grindelwald. Instead, he manages to escape at the end of the movie and rejoins the dark wizard, confessing his defeat at the hands of Newt Scamander and his failure in keeping the Obscurus alive.
Kaminari Denki headcanons because I’ve been having a lot of feelings about him lately, thanks to some discussions with @usually-confused who is prolly responsible for the inspiration behind more than half of these. (Especially the angst >:3)
Very intelligent, just not in the ways that help him with schoolwork and everything.
He has a great memory for things he cares about, gets outstandingly amazing grades in subjects that actually interest him, and is an amazingly quick thinker in stressful situations.
Most schoolwork he sees as pointless, so he tosses it off to the side in favor of doing something fun or interesting.
He procrastinates until the very last second on so much unless he truly cares about it.
This is why his grades are so terrible, and why most people who don’t know him closely assume he’s an idiot.
They just don’t know how he works.
His parents were abusive and neglectful, leaving him either alone at home all alone often or spending as much time as he could hiding away from them in his room.
He spent most of his time focused on the heroes around him to distract himself from all the bad things going on in his life. He admired so many, he wanted to become someone who could save kids like him from their lives and stop the pain from reaching anyone else.
He never really had any friends growing up. He claimed it was because he liked being alone most of the time, but it was mostly because he had anxiety of being left behind and treated the way his parents treated him.
When he gets into U.A and realizes that these people aren’t trying to hurt me they’re just asking if I want to see a movie sometime and that they don’t bite, he starts to loosen up a little.
Even then he still has that faint feeling of them possibly getting bored of him, or getting mad and hurting him when he can’t defend himself.
“Oh god I said something wrong… They’re going to scream at me or do something worse oh god…”
But every time he thinks something might happen, nothing ever does. Things are cold for a moment, but then everything works itself out when one of the other students says something stupid or cracks a joke to dissipate the tension and everything is good again.
This confuses Denki at first because his parents used to hold everything against him for days, but it’s been literally seconds and everyone is laughing again and this is a new thing to him.
His birthday rolls around and he doesn’t even realize it but everyone gets a party put together while he’s out because they asked Aizawa for the date once they were getting everyones birthdays together for Party Purposes.
He just comes into the dorms and balloons and confetti fall and everyone is yelling “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!” and he just stands there, stunned.
After a moment he just breaks down sobbing, and everyone is so confused. They’re all quiet because they think they did something wrong.
After getting it all out, he tells them that he never really had any kind of birthday growing up, and even completely forgot the day because it’s always just been a normal everyday to him.
Most of them start crying too and they just wrap him in a huge group hug of like twenty people and later when they’re having a movie marathon for the party they all just try to get as close as possible to him on the couch.
He nearly starts crying again because of this.
He’s just not used to being cared about very much. This is a new thing to him even though he cares a lot about other people and would do anything for anyone pretty much.
He can’t exactly accept the concept of people feeling the way to him that he feels about them.
Eventually he realizes that they love him with all their hearts and would do anything for him, and that he’s not going to be abandoned.
He doesn’t like what happened to him when he was younger, and what crap he still has to deal with, but knowing that it all led to where he is now, he wouldn’t change a thing. Because the family he’s found makes everything a little bit more ok.
you built me palaces out of paragraphs, you built cathedrals
Being a Series of Letters Exchanged between Newton Scamander, Magizoologist and Porpentina Goldstein, MACUSA Auror from 1926 to 1945 [as noted by historians]
December 30, 1926
Dear Auror Goldstein,
Thank you for your letter and your inquires as to my safe return to England. Please reassure your sister Queenie of my (and my creatures) safe return (as well as entirely uneventful, though there was a minor incident with a sea serpent on the trip back–nothing to worry about, I assure you).
On that note, even though it might not please you, I am very happy to hear that our friend Jacob still retains some of his memories of our adventures together–and he has his bakery. I can think of no one worthier of a little good luck–the possible exception being yourself and your sister, of course.
New York City, America
January 15, 1927
Dear Mr. Scamander,
My sister and I were very glad to hear of your safe return and look forward to the publishing of your book (Queenie says she has lots of ideas for a title, if you care to hear them, she’ll send you a whole letter’s worth of them). I cannot say I am entirely unworried about what you call “a minor incident” with a sea serpent–but since there hasn’t been any news of any shipwrecks or sudden disappearances on the Atlantic, I can take you at your word. Please do try to be careful, though.