which is good for me bad for business

thatkevinsmith: Aw, Kraptonite! It’s all over! Finished my second episode of @supergirlcw at 11:30 last night with these cosplaying characters. Thank you @davidharewood, @melissabenoist & @chy_leigh - the heart, soul and spine of this wonderful weekly hour on @thecw - as well as the rest of the cast and the entire #vancouver crew! If you can’t tell, I love “directing” the @dccomics shows in the #berlantiverse. Doing so has made me a stronger film-maker while allowing me to play with someone else’s toys and IP. But it also provides nice cover for me in my day job so I can make masturbatory movies like @tuskthemovie & @yogahosers. Some indie filmmakers in the 90’s used to work under a “One for me, One for them” philosophy - the idea being you work with a studio on something they own then jump back into the freedom of no-budget filmmaking afterwards (Soderbergh popularized this approach). Directing #supergirl and @cwtheflash is kinda like a modern-day version of that for me on one level: the three well-received eps I handled that people have seen thus far clearly indicate I know how to direct and can color within the lines when it’s necessary. But my bat-shit crazy Canadian flicks (the #truenorthtrilogy) allow me to color my flicks any way I want, all artsy or stupid - which has resulted in a few baffled or hostile reactions and calls for my DGA card to be confiscated. So in a way, #supergirl has actually saved my fat ass IRL: working with this show lets me be considered “good” at directing for others while I’m so busy trying to be “bad” at directing my own material (though I like to think the flicks are more experimental than “bad”). Just another reason I love shooting shit with the folks in the photo above: by helping them be fake people, they help me be the real me. Never be scared to make what YOU want to see, Kids - but if you’re gonna get goofy with your personal work, it’s a good idea to simultaneously show folks you’re not really an idiot - you’re just trying out new stuff. Fortune favors the bold! #KevinSmith #supergirlseason2 #melissabenoist #davidharewood #chylerleigh

The One On The Last Night

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Summary: Dean and the Reader have a moment before Dean goes off to face Amara one last time.

Word Count: 1,971

Warnings: Angst, Smut, A bit of Fluff

Author’s Note: Heyy guys! This is my entry for @sis-tafics and @eyes-of-a-disney-princess‘s Hubba Bubba Birthday Writing Challenge! I got the prompt: “The One On The Last Night”. I hope you guys like it. Feedback is definitely welcomed! 

**Also, special thanks to my beautiful Ree for putting up with me and reading over this. I could cry, to be honest.**

Nothing hurt more than knowing that the person you love was going to cease to exist come tomorrow. Nothing hurt more than knowing that it was all due to a plan to help God. Nothing hurt more than knowing that your life was going to mean absolutely nothing from here on out.

Not without the person you love.

I swallowed the huge lump in my throat as Rowena explained the plan to Dean. I couldn’t even concentrate properly. All that mattered was Dean. It was like I was having tunnel vision and all I could see were those beautiful apple green eyes, once so full of confidence and awareness, now looked broken and lost.

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I made some Pokemon Sun and moon Valentines this year. Im uploading them early because this month might be too busy for me to upload them any time before Valentines Day. I made them look kinda bad for humor reasons but my computer did make some of the characters art look blurry or bad, which adds to the effect to me. I used either quotes that they said in the games or good things that I imagine that they might say

For You

Me a few days ago: I’m not going to write for a bit
Me after last night’s ep. of the Flash: TIME TO WRITE UNTIL MY HANDS FALL OFF
But for real, last night’s episode was so good and now I have Julian feels!!!

Title: For You
Pairing: Julian Albert x reader
Summary: Barry leaves you alone in the lab with Julian, which leads to you discovering his life story.
Word Count: 1,705
Warnings: Food mention, spoilers about the Flash episode 3x04 (obviously)

Your name: submit What is this?

             "No, Allen, you may not steal another sample from me,“ you heard Julian sneer as you walked into the lab.

           You could feel the annoyance radiating off of Julian. Barry catches your glance and rolls his eyes quickly. You smile at his frustration with Julian, vaguely amused, but break the tension by handing Barry a manila folder.

           "Don’t worry about it Julian, Barr’s working on something else,” you told him, resting your hand proudly on Barry’s shoulder.  

           Barry thanks you with a smile before shrugging your hand off gently and walking to his half of the lab. Julian pauses, eyes flickering from you to Barry before replying.

           "Well, good for him,“ Julian replied, busying himself with the papers on his desk. "Working on something useful.”

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So I was having a particularly good day at work, music is pumping in our clothing store and its busy - A guy comes to the counter to purchase flip flops.. “Hey! Just those ones today?” I ask, to which he literally looks up at me then looks back down at his wallet.. “How’s your day going today? Everything going alright?!” I ask him joyfully, “Well, it seems you’re having a good day” he grunted in response…
“Well yeah!.. Not a bad day to be working..” I replied.. Confused as hell as to why he had attitude with me when I was just trying to be friendly
I processed the sale, when I was handing over his bag I tell him “Have a good day! Make sure you don’t let things get you down!” to which he replied “Aye Aye”
Pretty weird interaction but I didn’t think much of it..
Next we get a phone call in store, and its my customer calling to complain about me! Tells my manager that I had no right in asking how his day was and that I had in fact ruined his perfectly happy day.
I am still dumbfounded on how I actually ruined his day but luckily the manager couldn’t tell me off for being too friendly

A Haikyuu!!! Au

Basically, I’m trash. I’m trash who likes mafia au’s. I’m trash who has noticed there are pretty much no Haikyuu!!! gang au’s. I want them. I will help you make them. I will be your metaphorical nurse. We will birth this au together.

Questions to answer before you ask them:

Will I write this? Maybe.

Can you write this? Give me some credit and the link and we’re set.

Here we fucking go. Straight into fucking hell.

-There are just about six gangs in one giant city.

- Four of those gangs get along pretty well, you can guess who

-Each of them have parts of the city, some leaders choose to run the whole thing on their own, others split it up in territories or something like that.


- Ukai is the leader of the whole operation. Chain smoker, can probably kill you with one hand.

-He has a very obvious crush on Takeda who is his information source.

-Literally whenever Takeda so much as smiles, Ukai turns into this embarrassing, fumbly mess.

- His secretary, Kiyoko, thinks it’s cute, but is really just waiting for him to profess his love.

-Kiyoko is engaged to Yachi, but Kiyoko prefers to keep Yachi out of all the mafia stuff.

-Yachi is super supportive and is a teacher at preschool. Likes to have Kiyoko come home to a warm household.

-Kiyoko one hundred percent has to be in an elegant black dress, and high heels, with a gun fucking shit up. If that is not a scene, I swear to god.

-By secretary, I mean badass bodyguard.

-They have three quadrants. One of which, Daichi runs.

-Daichi is a highly responsible and respected leader, he’s Ukai’s second in command.

-Daichi is very tough and cold hearted to everyone outside of their team.

-His team consists of everyone on the karasuno volleyball team in canon.

-They are a big family

- Daichi is stubborn, but will do anything Suga asks him too because he’s head over heels in love with him

-Daichi and Suga are very lovey-dovey. Sometimes the last thing someone sees before they kill you is them flirting.

-They are definitely still referred to as Mom and Dad.

-Suga is the best sniper in the whole gang. He’s a great hitman.

-Asahi is definitely their nurse and Noya definitely keeps getting “hurt” to see him.

- Noya and Tanaka are their debt collectors. Tanaka is the bite to Noya’s bark.

-Hinata is their newest recruit. Kageyama, one of their most intimidating and skilled interrogators, is assigned to show him the ropes.

-They don’t get along at first, but maybe Hinata saves Kageyama’s life or something and their relationship blooms from there.

- Karasuno runs a super good illegal weapon store thing

- Tsukishima is their hacker. Yes, he does know that the freckly one has a crush on him. No, these feelings he gets just by looking at him are just the effects of living off of coffee and ramen noodles.

- Kageyama and Tsukishima buttheads a lot because Kageyama always wants to punch someone and Tsukishima always tells him no.


-Oikawa is the overall leaders, obviously.

-They don’t split it up into quadrants because Oikawa is that time of person. It works so who cares.

-Iwaizumi is that guy who everyone knows, but no one except five people have actually seen

-Everyone thinks Oikawa and Iwaizumi are fucking and everyone is right.

-They own five territories, the most out of all of the gangs.

-I’m not saying Oikawa and Suga sometimes get together and gossip, but Suga and Oikawa get together and gossip.

- On the outside Oikawa is proud and confident, but behind closed doors he’s just as insecure as in canon, maybe even worse since he’s running a whole empire.

- Iwaizumi is always there.

-Iwaizumi is his shadow, the bodyguard.

-They’ve known eachother since they were kids and all that. Iwaizumi was there when Oikawa’s dad died and he became a fucking King at the age of nineteen.

-Oikawa is a mastermind, he knows everyone sensitives spots. He knows everything.

- I’m not going to get too into the other characters too much, but yes, Matsukawa and Takahiro are the power couple.

- Also Kentaro is definitely that dude who everyone is afraid of. Not a lot of people like to talk to him beside Oikawa, but he’s super busy all the time.

- Yahaba is their mess cleaner, he makes all their problems with the police disappear, he’s hella good at it.

- Yahaba is fearless so he doesn’t give any shits what so ever about Kentaro being a rumoured puppy killer. So he scolds him when he does something bad and all that. At first Kentaro is angry then he’s all like, “Why are you not afraid of me?” to which Yahaba replies “I’ve seen some shit.” Their relationship probably sprouts into to angry make outs, then into something really tender. Bam! Then their engaged.

- Kindaichi is the super flustered sweet one who everyone is like “Wtf is this guy doing here.”


-Akaashi is the beautiful son of the boss.

-Bokuto is the gang leader who is in love with, but is super out of his league.

-That doesn’t stop him from courting him and endlessly flirting with him. Lots of owl puns because that’s their symbol and he thinks Akaashi will like them.

-At first Akaashi thinks Bokuto is just being nice to him to get into his father’s good graces, but then Bokuto does something really Bokuto.

-They have an affair because of course they do.

-Of course, Kuroo and Bokuto are best friends. Their bromance is the sole reason Fukurodani and nekoma get along so well.

-Bokuto one hundred percent shows Kuroo the same pictures of Akaashi asleep over and over again until Kuroo is just like, “stop. bro. please stop.”

-Akaashi’s dad is pretty accepting of the whole “My son loves someone of a lower position than him.”

- Even though he’s super strict about it and threatens Bokuto none stop. He likes Bokuto though because he’s a good leader and he would be good at protecting his son. Since Akaashi is the boss’s son he needs a lot of protecting.

-He’s pushing for a wedding hard and Bokuto does propose because he loves Akaashi so much like damn.

- They own four territories

- Bokuto runs one of them. The Fukurodani volleyball team in canon are all in Bokuto’s gang.

- They are all really fucking good at their jobs.

- Tbh I don’t know a lot about the other team members so…..

- Fukurodani is known for their super elegants and nice parties. Members from nekoma are usually always there, but Karasuno and Aoba Johsai not so much.

- Sometimes these elegant parties are secret meetings in disguise.


-Kuroo is the leader

-Kenma is the stripper he’s in love with.

-Kenma works at a strip club that Nekoma owns.

-The strip club is a very nice place and all the strippers are respected because Kuroo will kill anyone who is rude to them. There are posters on the walls.

-Their relationship isn’t anything beyond the average lap dance yet because Kuroo has this inability to speak words when he’s around and Kenma is convinced that Kuroo has fifty favorite strippers who he asks to see everyday.

-Kuroo is always showering Kenma with gifts

-During the day Kenma is just an everyday college student.

-Yes Kenma knows that Kuroo is a crime boss

-Kuroo and Kenma sometimes just talk in private rooms when Kenma is suppose to be giving Kuroo a lap dance.

-So Nekoma owns three territories

-Nekoma and Karasuno have this rivalry, but it’s nothing serious. It’s a childish squabble.

- Kuroo annoys the fuck out of Daichi and Ukai. He’ll call them up like, “Guess who robbed that bank first or guess who’s strip club is the best in the city.”

-Suga and Takeda have to talk them both down or else they’ll start a gang war

-Kuroo and Bokuto share a bromance. Kuroo usually always talks about Kenma and how he loves him so much. Then Bokuto shows him a picture of Akaashi sleeping and Kuroo wants to kill him.

- Nekoma are best known for their drugs, cocaine mostly.

-They throw these wild ass party with bright light and really loud music. Bokuto is usually always there because he prefers those over the elegant parties Fukurodani throws.

-Akaashi and Kenma get along super well at these parties because they’re usually always there against their will.

-Lev is one of their hitman. He’s really only there because he looks intimidating, but everyone knows he’s just a hyperactive puppy. He’s super loyal.

-Yaku is one of their best drug dealers and is in charge of all the drug stuff.

-They meet by coincidence and Lev just won’t stop annoying Yaku, damn it!


-So with this you get free range, but I’m a self indulgent asshole so I’ll just tell you what I want.

-So basically there’s been a lot of domestic terrorism around, but no one is really paying attention to it. They have bigger things on their plates.

-Okay you’re going to hate me for this one, so Akaashi gets shot.

-This would work out really well because not only is he the boss’s son, but he is also Bokuto, a gang leaders, fiancé.

-Anyway so maybe the whole thing opens up with Kuroo walking into one of their elegant parties which is really codename for secret meeting.

-He’s escorted to their secret meeting room.

-Theirs the boss looking very sullen and Bokuto with dark circles under his eyes.

-They do this intense small talk thing before the boss is finally like, “My son has been shot.”

-Kuroo is completely baffled and sad about this because Akaashi is his friend and he’s angry too.

-They talk more and they think Karasuno is behind this and all of them are just too angry to really think about how wrong that is.

-Also, Akaashi is in this horrible coma thing and it’s heartbreaking and I’m sorry, but he does wake up, but probably not until the very end.

-So Fukurodani surprise attack Daichi’s base of operations.

-There’s some fighting before they stop. It’s not serious, but it’s enough for Karasuno to know that they are now at war.

-At first they think it’s just with fukurodani, but then one of them points out it’s with Nekoma too.

-So over at Aoba Johsai, Oikawa is in bed with Iwaizumi and they just learned this thing has happened.

-So, he gets a meeting with the leaders of all three gangs. Ukai, Kuroo, and Akaashi’s dad. All of their respective bodyguards with them because it could be a trap.

-Oikawa makes some jokes and all that Oikawa stuff before finally he’s like, “Karasuno didn’t shoot your son, sir, have you heard of all of this domestic terror violence happening all around the city?”

- Everyone is baffled because what does that have to do with anything. Well, Oikawa has been keeping a close eye on them and they’re up to something.

-This domestic violence people could be anyone really, but it would be cool if they are a gang who are looking to take the top four gangs down.

-So they shot Akaashi and immediately everyone wants to go after them, but Oikawa stops them because these guys seem to be powerful enough to do a large amount of domestic terror and start a war with four of the top gangs in the whole city.

-Later, these mysterious gang guy start putting Nekoma’s Karasuno’s, etc. names on their terrorism so these guys are smart.

-So the police get involved.

-Everyone is trying to figure out which of the other two gangs it could be.

-Maybe it could be both of them

-Maybe it could be a gang from a completely different city

-You can choose.

That’s it for this long and rather boring au creation. I’m thinking this would look super cool as a comic or something *wink wink* too bad I can’t draw, *wink wink*

Write it.

The [Once] Demon Barber From Robintree

Status: Complete
Word Count: 1.4K   
Category: One-shot, Ask, Reader Insert, Friendship-Turns-To-More, Humor
Rating: Teen & Up
Character(s): Dean, Sam, You
Pairing(s): Sam x You
Warnings: Nah.
Overall Summary: Sometimes accidents *do* happen accidentally, but most of the time, turns out it’s Dean.

Reader “Ask” is HERE

“Peanut butter.”

“Second thing I tried.”

“Olive oil.”

“Third thing.”

“Wait, what was the first thing?”

“When Dean used two handfuls of a $40, six-ounce, brand-new tube of my conditioner.”

“Oh, shut up, Sam!” Dean exclaimed, and when he did, my head snapped to the side.

Because he was in a hand-talking mood. Because he was annoyed. And because his fingers were tangled in my hair.

So I jabbed my elbow behind me, but he dodged it and snickered.

“I’m gonna go get the scissors.”

No!” Sam and I shouted at the same time.

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One month down

Today marks one month I’ve been without the sweet release of an orgasm and eleven days until I’m scheduled it now that @redglowing decided to go with the original date.

I’ve been insanely busy as you might notice from the frequency of my updates, but I’ve been trying to find time every day to edge. Unfortunately I’m going to continue being even more busy for this and the next week, so it might not be possible to edge every day. I have an idea or two on what to do if I miss a day, but I haven’t decided on anything yet. I do miss having that orgasm and I don’t really have an edging quota, so I might do nothing. I’m open to suggestions.

Anyway, denial isn’t going all that bad. I’m busy and that keeps it pretty much out of my mind. I’m blessed with the ability to focus on things and forget everything else, so I’m not ridden with that distracting feeling so many people tell about.

When, however, I don’t have anything to focus on, my sex drive certainly reminds of itself. Thoughts alone can now apparently cause me to leak precum all over my underpants, which is always good fun. I can also now masturbate without any outside stimulation, i.e. porn. Just thinking about situations like in the gif under this paragraph draw incredibly vivid imagery before my eyes. I’m not complaining about that at all.

The blue ball situation I told about in my previous post has luckily turned down a notch, but they’re still there and I can feel it from time to time.

Also, an interesting thing happened when I was edging earlier this week. Well, at the point that it happened, I had just started to masturbate, but with the sole purpose of tormenting myself with some deliciously frustrating edges. But I was nowhere near an edge and I felt something wet on my hand. At first I thought that hey, cool, I leak precum like crazy, but when I looked down, it turned out to have a little bit of a milky hue. And this was no ruined orgasm, mind you, because there was absolutely no sensation of anything and I just continued like normal. It just dripped out with my precum. I don’t know, if you have an idea what really physically happened, message me.

Eleven days until I’m scheduled release. Here’s to hoping I find time every day to edge, and even if I don’t, that I don’t get any stupid ideas in my horny brain.

Let me tell you guys the story of what happened today.

I participated in a competition at my college called “Dolphin Tank”, which was supposed to resemble the Shark Tank show (though it didn’t for several reasons; I think it was just marketing). Essentially, teams of students had 5 minutes to pitch their company to judges to win one of three cash prizes of up to $1,000. Naturally, everyone who presented was a Business Management major except for myself (physics and chemistry). But there were only 9 teams who presented, so I had a ⅓ shot of winning a prize.

Frankly, there were a couple ideas that were highly nonviable (collided too much with legal restrictions and/or technical promises hard to fulfill) or had so much market saturation (ahem, restaurants) that there’s no way they were going to get backing. So my chances seemed pretty good.

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Remedy (10)

Bucky x reader

Bucky’s POV.

Notes: trigger warnings! Implications of sexual abuse, mentions of torture, swearing, injuries, angst, fluffy, smutty, a very protective Bucky who knows exactly how to be sweet and careful.


Originally posted by caps-bucky

“So, you and her? What’s that about?”

I catch myself on a smile that keeps creeping up on me whenever she’s mentioned.

“She’s doing good” is all I can muster up without grinning like an idiot.

“That’s not what I asked, Buck” Steve smirks knowingly.

“She’s.. I love her”

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The Crystal Gems are bad at defending the Earth & Humanity

Hey guys it’s ya boi, Guardian of Memes. Here to join the Steven Universe Criticism community which not a short time ago, I had zero idea was even a thing. And now I wish I was here taking apart this shipwreck sooner oh boy. SO. Lets get right down to business, right? The Crystal Gems, Defenders of Earth. They’ve done a suck job of it, not even the good kind of suck job. Correct me if I’m wrong but, the earth is populated by humans, right? Yeah, those guys. And the humans are in big danger if the world comes to a total violent explosive end?

So, even though the crystal gems are confident in their ability to defend earth all on their own, why haven’t they bothered… ever telling the leaders of the world their planet was in danger? Maybe they could defend themselves if they knew what was going on. Maybe humans could start evacuating their planet, more work would be put into researching space travel if humans knew there was a very real existing threat to their survival as a species? 

Evacuation, colonization of new worlds, the combined forces of all the countries working together to save humanity, either through leaving earth or defending it. Or maybe Earth could open dialogue with the gem government, arrange something. Transport of their people? Who knows. I don’t. And clearly the writers don’t either because the Crystal Gems never bother telling anyone what the hell is going on. Not even Steven, especially not Steven, for artificial drama tension.

Steve Harrington Analysis

Or, in other words, all the little under-appreciated and overlooked things that Steve did that prove he’s already a better person than the “rich, popular, playboy” stereotype makes him out to be even before his redemption arc (plus those aspects, too).

Note: This in no way is meant to drag down any other characters (except for Tommy and Carol they can choke but I’m pretty sure we’re all in agreement on that). I love Jonathan so so much and if anything said about him in here sounds offensive, it was not my intention. He, like Steve, is still growing and maturing so they’re both bound to make mistakes along the way (which they both have). This analysis is just to simply highlight some of Steve’s moments that show he isn’t just a one-dimensional character since some people in this fandom dislike him and only focus on his negatives. Ok, anyway, here we go… 

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anonymous asked:

so what is the deal with the zipper thing?

When Bellamy is ready for war (political or physical) his jacket is closed and zipped up. It’s his armor, both literally and metaphorically. When Bellamy is open and vulnerable, his jacket is open. This was stated by Bob at a con. I don’t remember who told me this. sorry. i am bad memory. 

But it’s also seen in The List scene, in which Bellamy doesn’t have a jacket at all. His armor is completely gone with Clarke and he is open to her and this is a vulnerable moment between them…. and he runs away from it.

He’s zipped up again in the last episode. He zips it up after leaving Octavia, who is still blaming him, and goes off to business, saving the world again.

Clarke does not like it. We also speculate that when Clarke’s good earth cleavage is revealed, she is more vulnerable. When she’s got a jacket on, she’s got some defenses. When her cleavage is totally gone….she’s closed and protecting herself.

Costume design. Symbolism. Literal and metaphorical open heart/armored. Look at my #good earth cleavage and #costume design tags and you can find more discussion with lots of people contributing.

To the rescue

I hope I stuck close to what you requested! Had to give Leo a little love in there to! Hope you don’t mind anon :) -the reader is caseys teenage sister that gets kidnapped by bebop and rocksteady, and the turtles swing in to help- 

 This was the third time this week that they’ve kidnapped you and you couldn’t tell if they were getting good at it or you were just getting to tired to run.
 They seemed to think that you knew who they were talking about when they interrogated you about these ‘turtles’ probably some whacky friends of Casey you thought. It’s not like Casey introduced you to his friends often, they were probably pretty boring.

 “So guys what’s it this week? Tie me up and send a video to my brother? Hang me from my ankles until I say uncle?” 

“Duh we’re gonna get some information out of ya! Gotta look good in front of tha boss eh Rocky?”

 “Ya bad the big boss is here today, gotta do some digging!”

 “You guys actually have a boss? Your not just nuts that kidnap little girls?” 

Sighing, how was Casey going to get you out of this one. Normally him and April could out smart these two but something told you that these guys boss meant serious business. They also referred to him as the shredder which made you just a wee bit shaky since he sounded menacing. You were 17 after all, not to much had gone on in your life besides the normal teen dilemmas, you kept meaning to take those self defense classes but between these two and school you really didn’t have much free time on your hands. Watching the oafs leave the room you started to struggle against the ropes that held your hands behind you, the tough rope cutting into your skin as you pulled.

 Suddenly a loud bang came echoing through the building, shouts of your punk captors roared just outside the door. Wincing at the noise you began to shout out whatever came to mind to make sure you were noticed,


What seemed like forever was probably just two minutes as the door burst open as your saviors strolled in, least to say they were not what you were expecting. Four tall and bulky boys…turtles? Crashed into the room, on clad in blue with katana’s slung across his back, another clad in red with sai’s set on his hips, the third in orange swinging nun-chucks around the air and the last with a big stick at his side. You’d gotten used to bebop and rock steady so these four weren’t the worst thing you’d seen, after all you were a New Yorker and the subway at night was a little more terrifying then these guys.
Then again you didn’t want to stick around to see the shredder either so you’d take what you could get. The blue turtle was the first to approach you as the purple one got on the phone appearing to be letting the person on the other end know you were okay.

 “My names Leonardo, you must be y/n Jones. We’re here to help you, are you hurt?”

 “No…I’m pretty good, my wrists hurt but they’ll heal within the month. I’m assuming you guys are the ones they call the turtles?”

 “You’d be right y/n, we best be going, don’t want anymore run ins”

 Nodding in agreement Leo suddenly swept you off your feet and raced out of the building, a red heat spread across your face as you grinned like an idiot. Not that getting rescued by your brother was bad but you could certainly get used to Leonardo coming to your rescue…

Originally posted by pizzaplanet666

Originally posted by jaguna

The following is what a woman posted on a dating forum seeking a rich husband:

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan below:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

J.P. Morgan CEO

This is a reply from a real Sugar Daddy’s point of view, in terms of how much they think you’re really worth. So think about it, besides beauty, what can you offer for the allowance you’re asking?

Reblog to educate new SBs.

Differences between the Anime and the Manga - Episode 30

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The episode was written by Yasuko Kobayashi (Ep1, Ep2, Ep4, Ep9, Ep14, Ep16, Ep20, Ep24, Ep26, Ep27) and the director was Tetsuya Wakano.

The episode covered ch40 from page 18-33 and from page 37 till the end, and ch41.

We finally got our first long-ish filler. With this episode, s2 covered about 7.5 chapters in 5ep, which is 1.5ch per episode. That’s still too much if s2 is gonna end at ch50-51, and we should expect more fillers to come in the future.

The episode did however removed some dialogue, which means that there wasn’t really a need for such a long filler in this episode, but nevertheless the filler was pretty good to me.

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83line Facts and Quotes

This is going to be a long post :v

  • Heechul and Leeteuk both born in the same year (1983), it makes them same-age friend
  • They both born in july, with 9 days difference.
  • When they were trainees, Leeteuk said he is awkward with Heechul because he is the only one that have the same age as him
  • They stopped being awkward because they play game together, and suddenly they became close like friends for 20 years
  • They both good at play game called Street Fighters
  • Heechul thought Leeteuk seemed too easy to bully when he first came. But now it’s Shindong that’s much better to bully.
  • They’re both polar opposites
  • Heechul likes red, Leeteuk likes white
  • Leeteuk’s life has been panned, while Heechul life freely
  • Leeteuk talk smoothly, while Heechul is straightforward
  • Leeteuk loves white color, but he doesn’t do laundry at all till he was with Heechul in hotel (for SS3)
  • Leeteuk Disney’s nickname by Heechul is Peterpan, Because Teuki doesn’t want to grow up
  • They have fight called “Incheon Battle” and ith happened because Heechul doesn’t talk to Leeteuk about having military enlisment
  • Heechul used to share rooms with Leeteuk, but because of Leeteuk’s weird sleeping habits, he got his own room.
  • Although Heechul and Leeteuk used to share rooms, they rarely saw each other
  • In Bonamana Era, Leeteuk and Heechul share room again, but they’re getting busier so they‘re only see each other on weekend
  • They’re TV buddies
  • They always keep in contact with each other while in army
  • While Leeteuk and Heechul sharing rooms, they both make it half-red and half-white, the members look at it and they tought they’re in between heaven and hell
  • Leeteuk comment on Heechul’s red side : “I think I just burn my eyes”
  • Heechul comment on Leeteuk’s white side: “Just by looking at it, it think I’m going crazy”
  • Heechul and Leeteuk have same taste of music, they both thinks Jay Park’s voice is amazing.
  • He stayed in the dorm together with Leeteuk, Donghae and Ryeowook just to get closer with them.
  • They both have 1 older sister who are born in the same year (Heechul-Heejin, Leeteuk-Inyoung)
  • dongsaengs said that they both have sharp tongue 
  • Leeteuk is always the first one to cheer Heechul
  • They made agreement, Leeteuk is going to be MC in Heechul’s sister wedding if Heechul is going to be MC in Leeteuk’s sister wedding
  • Heechul only listen to Teuk when it comes to hairsyle
  • Leeteuk only act childish when he’s with Heechul
  • Leeteuk always say to ELF’s that He and Heechul are going to have subunit like D&E
  • Heechul make a fanfiction about him and leeteuk on instagram
  • Also, they’re both loves to bully dongsaeng together because they’re good at lying
  • Heechul only pick Leeteuk when it comes to pepero games
  • Leeteuk: “Heechul-ah, actually  you are my only chingu”
  • Heechul called Leeteuk, GaeTeuk which is short for Gaegireum Leeteuk(개기름이특) which means ‘Oily-faced Leeteuk’. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ(Note:In one of Radio Show Translation it says 개특(GaeTeuk) which means DogTeuk. But its’ actually a shortcut name which says Gaegireum Leeteuk)·         
  • Leeteuk is the one who take care of Heebum (Heechul’s cat) while Heechul is busy·         
  • Leeteuk: “I think Heebum likes me more than you!”·         
  • They’re both hold grudges for long time 
  • Q: ” Which one of you is more popular? (Leeteuk or Heechul) Heechul: We’re both well-known. We’re both really popular.
  • Heechul: We (with Leeteuk) don’t fight that often. If we did, it’d be bad. If we fight, that will uproot the pillars of Super Junior. NO ONE CAN STOP US.
  • Heechul: Although I’m same age as Teukie, he’s really a very good leader! There’s nothing he can’t do well.Despite the hard times, thank you for smiling always. 
  • Heechul: Although Teukie and I always complained ‘ah, I’m dying, I’m dying’ when we’re dancing, it’s really interesting!
  • Leeteuk: Thank you Heechul for being our Super Junior’s member, saranghae.~
  • Heechul: I’m always on Leeteuk side no matter what!
  • Leeteuk: The day I get my wings back, is the day I have to go back. Heechul: Maybe you were a chicken in your past life..
  • Heechul: Leeteuk is like the roof that covers us through rain or snow. He’s a good leader & protects us through everything..
  • Heechul and Leeteuk: “We’re getting old…” 
  • ELF: What is Oppas doing? Heechul: Going to slog(work hard) with Leeteuk — – Leeteuk: Going to slog(work hard) with Heechul ~ ^ ^
  • Leeteuk: He really likes girls. Eunhyuk: He can’t live without them.
  • Leeteuk on Heechul dating “Heechul has an eerie charm. He has a dangerous charm where people who fall for him can never come back out… If I was a woman, I’d be suffering”
  • Leeteuk:”When Heechul told me to tighten my seatbelt that day, i started crying”
  • Leeteuk: “Heechul’s favorite number is number 4, so let’s go with number 4!”
  • Leeteuk: “Later on the future, I’ll always ask Heechul to come and play because i enjoyed playing with him”
  • Heechul (defending Leeteuk): “Hey don’t you dare do that to my friend!”
  • Heechul: “In Super Junior i like Leeteuk-hyung the most, because he teach me about friendship”
  • Heechul (Supercamp): “Jungsu-yah, let’s  be together forever…really, you and me, friend of 83, saranghae you brat!”
  • Leeteuk (Supercamp): “This friend had been growing up little by little and always making me proud”

Since i didn’t do anything for my 100 followers SPECIAL EXTRAVAGANZA; i was gonna do a ff but i unfortunately got too stressed (I’m sorry, please forgive me.) so i thought i could write a few words about my friends (girlfriend :p). It’s also in alphabetical (kinda) order because i’m an ocd freak. Also I guess I couldn’t decide whether or not when to capitalize words but oh well; also sorry this is really long but i love my friends.

@clouds-howell: Isabel, you have always been kind and encouraging. You always know the right things to say and when to say them, making them the powerful words. You’ve always kept up everyone’s spirit. You’re also very beautiful btw. I am proud to be called your friend/child and I love you.

@curlydans: AVA, my meme, my associate (my ass hehehe), my partner in crime. I love you to death man. You’re inspiring, caring, compassionate, a literal mum, protective in the best way possible, talented, lovable man, and beautiful personalities lead to beautiful faces amiright. What’s your secret for making the best icons. You WERE MY FIRST INTERNET MUTUAL MATE. You’re also the only straight internet friends i have so that makes you special. HAVE YOU EATEN? HYDRATED? HEALTHY? Love you :*

@disgustinglygay: Emma, i’m so jealous of your url honestly. Whom did you kill in order to get it? Emma you have a beautiful voice, a beautiful personality, a beautiful face. You’re hilarious, gorgeous, warm-hearted, kind, gifted, and lovable. I love you and i hope you love me too. :)

@huphilpuffs: Callie, my beaut. Callie you are so intelligent, sometimes I have to look up the words you say. You have a prodigious vocabulary mate. You are also wise, kind, you are talented within writing, drawing, and making gifs. You’re adorable and pure, beautiful. I hope you are majorly confident with yourself because you should be. Love ya.

@internet-importance: Hello my friend, fellow, buddy, ‘ol pal. YOU ARE TALENTED MY DEAR, you bring the ugly cackle out of me, you are daniel james howell himself, of course i love you. Stylish, ggggggood music taste, a meme, bubbling with humour, and lovely. I always have the best times with you. Thank you for ever coming into my mum’s office because it would then start the spark of a friendship, one of the best ones i’ve ever had. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Love you.

@kawaiiphancake: Mate, Jess. Hello I love you. I know you may be busy but I wanted to hope you are doing well in school. You are a little ocd (remember when you counted up all the eyes in my emoji-face thing, ye good times.) which made me love you. You’re sooooo kind and always check up on us even when busy. You communicate really well with others and you’ve always been supportive of me. Thank you Jess. Love you man.

@nutellalester: Daniel, daniel, daniel. You are one of the strongest boys I know, one of the strongest people. I am sorry for all those times I have made you feel bad. (I’m sorry, i’m sorry, i’m sorry.). You have been through soooo much and you are still here, still strong. You’re beautiful, HILARIOUS, lovely, my baby boi, talented, hard-working, good listener, a joy to be around, clumsy, dependant, and i love you.

@pasteldoothowell: Cathryn, my dear Cathryn. YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL SOUL (fight me, fight me, fight me.), you’re caring, compassionate, talented, lovely, passionate, you’re giving, open-minded, accepting, protective mother, TALL BOI, pure, amazing personality, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU. :* sweety. You should be proud and confident within yourself because i sure am (with you btw).

@pepperminthowell: Charlotte, my boi. You are the key reason to my happiness; you are like a mother to me. You are caring for me, beautiful, you compliment me, and you even brought my girlfriend and I together and I am very thankful for that. I remember when i used up all my ask for you because i was obsessed. I became a fan of you and to now say you’re a friend drowns me in pride and happiness. Thank you and love you Charlotte.

@purepastelphan: Kenzie, you know when to slip into the conversation easily but you add so much more life to it. You are a beautiful angel, kind-hearted, warm (this is a compliment), you are a caring and invaluable friend, you have irreplaceable beauty, personality, kindness, love; you are irreplaceable. Love you.

@lestersdog: well, well ,well, if it isn’t the love of my life. Gabrielle, I saved you for last (best for last they always say) because you are special to me. You make me my happiest by simply saying the words Hi. Your presence fills me with the utmost giddiest joy; the ones I would feel as a child. I have put all of my trust with you. I want you to hold on to what we have for dear life; it may be hard at times but know, one day I will get to see you and hug you, to love you. It’s gonna be worth it. My friend had pointed at how gross we were being (the cheesy romantic). I had said we’re in the 2009 phase. She disagreed to state she could handle 2009 but not us. I LOVE AND HATE US AT THE SAME TIME. We make each other gifts, say cheesy things, I EVEN CONFESSED MYSELF WITH CHEESY PICK-UP LINES. You’re beautiful, an angel, a blessing, a goddess, gorgeous, stunning. Still, when you say things like you wanna hold my hands i blush and my chest feels tickled. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. If I could I would send you all the carnations in the world. My love, my dear, my one and only, the love of my life, sweetheart, darling, dear, piglet, my flower, honey, sugar, love, Gabrielle i love you. I love you, i love you, i love you. I love you.