which i still cant believe i have

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I don’t need to show, I think we all know it

But just to be certain I’ll say it again:

Marinette Dupain-Cheng is in love with her friend…

…and his name is Adrien Agreste.

I have this silly crossover idea in which Jagged makes a song for Marinette the same way Ruberiot did for Star. And like, he is too very observant and thinks he is doing her a favor lol.

Bonus:

one week since u looked at me

James and LIly fight and it’s 100% the other person’s fault, and everyone is just a little bit unhinged. 

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For @expressopatronum​, who requested a jily fic based on the Barenaked Ladies song. :D


tues.

James Potter to M8S B4 D8S: well. Fuck.

James Potter: im broken up

James Potter: literally

James Potter: and metaphorically

James Potter: and every other kind of shitty ally tbh

James Potter: hello?????

James Potter: im in Crisis here

Peter Pettigrew: we know, mate. You ok?

James Potter: how??

Peter Pettigrew: well…

James Potter: she texted u???

Remus Lupin: she texted me

Peter Pettigrew: then he told us

Remus Lupin: wtf, Prongs

James Potter: u believe her???

Remus Lupin: didn’t say that, mate. Just a weird situation, yeah??

James Potter: Weird = shitty, then yea. her fault tho for being so dramatic!! And do u arseholes have a group chat w/out me???

Sirius Black: nah. y would we do smth like that to u prongs. go chill @ mine. AND i for one am being a good mate and withholding judgment. (except on evans cos shes clearly at fault here)

James Potter: damn straight she is. 100%!!! and im already @ urs, actually. where r u tho?

Sirius Black: alcohol

James Potter: Good Man

Remus Lupin: I’m getting pizza

James Potter: don’t bother?? never eating again

James Potter: PS no more talking to evans unless its for espionage

Peter Pettigrew: this should be fun

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 James Potter to Not Lovely Lily: ready for ur apology, like, whenever, babe

James Potter: no?

James Potter: sirius’s sofa is super fucking cosy, btw

James Potter: PS whatever the current differences between us, pls dont stoop so low as to eat Mums biscuits

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the signs as things @riicekat has said

aries: “remember the time i hit you in the face with a ping pong ball”

taurus: “i know im stupid, i just want the world to conform to my stupidity”

gemini: “i wish i was a girl” 3 minutes later “wait nvm i am a girl”

cancer: straight faced, “im literally crying right now”

leo: “i am your god and i say so”

virgo:  “her makeup game is – what do the kids call it nowadays?”

libra: “can a zigzag line still be a zigzag line without a zig and/or a zag?: a thesis”

scorpio: “straight up fuck me in the ass we are having spaghetti tacos this is som fucking icraly bullshit i hate everythingg”

saggitarius: “i kinda wanna eat a bug again”

capricorn:  “with whomst? do youm think i am a sex god and have any bitch at any time i want? no. i am a mere mortal who has to talk to people in order to 69. i cant do that”

aquarius: “i have to write a speech on something i believe in which is hard because i havent felt anything in 40 years”

pisces:  “i thought my cat was an earthquake”

“Not Like This” - Peter Parker x Reader

Word Count: 5590 (oops) 

Warnings: Slight swearing, fluff, awkwardness (hehe)

Plot: Peter has had a crush on Liz Allen for months now, but hasn’t made a move. Being Peter’s best friend, you decide to help him and invite Liz over to the apartment to a small “party”. Liz unexpectedly agrees and now the task at hand was creating a memorable night. What could possibly go wrong at a party and a friendly game of “Seven Minutes in Heaven”?

Author’s Note: I’m sorry this isn’t a request and it’s sooo freakin long. But, hey! Dis is ma first fic of 2017! Wooo! Hope yall enjoy it :)

*The beginning dialogue in italics is from the Spider-Man Homecoming trailer*

Based off of New Girl, Season 2 Episode 15: “Cooler”

Cooler: Someone who is considered to be a “cool force” when another person is trying to pick up on a somebody (basically, a person who somehow finds a way to make someone else look less cool without realizing it)

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some assorted thoughts about the riverdale finale which i watched belatedly last night, now that im alive alert awake enthusiastic:

- lets not beat around the bush here. a sexy teen murder mystery show Where half the season is just pursuing unrelated dead ends that dont have enough to do with each other to be red herrings and then both a major accomplice in the murder who we’ve never heard of before (”mustang”) is suddenly introduced because a minor character just forgot to mention him earlier and also we learn an additional motive for the crime itself (daddy blossom…the maple syrup tycoon… was hiding…. heroin….in the maple syrup….) way after the fact in a voice over when there was nothing hinting at that earlier in the show at any point Is Very Bad Television
- cheryl is trapped under ice in freezing cold water for several minutes and is immediately fine after being hilariously rescued by archie “bloody fuck fists” andrews. i mean we already know that she is an alien so hypothermia isnt going to stop her but still i thought id mention it
- cheryl makes a joke about jughead needing a lot of money to eat all of his burgers, as he’s known to do in the Archie Comics comic, and buy sweaters that look like the one he wears in the comic but heres the thing. we see him eating a burger like once in the show. which means that cheryl blossom has possibly read the actual comics her weird bullshit existence is tenuously based off of?
- “i cant believe we’re here together,” says kevin (a character whos never onscreen) to his boyfriend joaquin (likewise), at a dance “i think youre the first real boyfriend i’ve ever had” these characters have been in like, two scenes together, this entire season
- i still cant handle characters saying shit like “we have to help FP and jughead before they suffer a terrible fate” or “this news will tear jughead apart” or “you dont understand mom, i love jughead” in completely serious voices with completely serious faces
- they find a usb drive video of jason blossom being murdered in his jacket (why?) and theres a scene where we watch their reactions to this video that the audience hasnt seen yet in total silence and its shot like something out of a weird postmodern atrocity documentary except its LIVE ACTION ARCHIE COMICS 
- one of the subplots in this show involve the blossoms keeping a pregnant teenager (Polly) hostage in their impossible house. Polly’s role on the show is to just kind of wander around their house looking pleasantly bewildered and then not go to the homecoming dance with cheryl. in one scene Mom Blossom walks into polly’s room with a strawberry milkshake. “It’s time for your daily milkshake,” she says  

dressed-up-just-like-z1ggy  asked:

Hey, I'm not being arsey or argumentative or anything, I just wondered if you'd explain why Cal is racist? Is it just that he doesn't like the reds?

You’re nothing arsey at all! I’d love to try to answer this question. To be honest though, I thought about not answering this, simply because the comment I made on that post was sort of uncalled for. I was referring to the anti stuff that I have been seeing about Cal, and one of his biggest flaws which is that he doesn’t exactly treat all reds as equals to silvers. He acts as if silvers are better than reds and most of the people in the fandom have sort of come up with “bloodist” as the term for this. And as much as I agree that he perhaps isn’t the best ally, I think that he is certainly trying to fix this part of himself. I do believe that he meant what he said in his speech to the Silvers in Kings Cage, and I believe that he really does want to try to see reds and silvers as equals. A lot of people who are against him though, say that he obviously only cares about Mare, and that he believes all other reds do not matter. To that point, I would just like to say that he did work with all the New Bloods at the Notch, and he did go out and try to help them. He risked his life to save them. 

I suppose that my problem with the whole argument is that people who make it continually cry that in a realistic world, Cal is a terrible ally. I want to raise the point that if you want to be extremely realistic about this whole situation, then you should also take into consideration that realistically he was born and raised to believe certain people were below him. Even in our very real world, prejudice and racism are spread by example. Children see their parents and grandparents (people that society has dictated they should respect and listen to) treating people in a horrible way. They then take that information, process it, and say alright, well that’s the way I need to act. I think it’s extremely unrealistic that antis forget this and just assume that changing your prejudices is like flicking a light switch on or off. It most certainly is not, especially when you were born and raised under those thoughts. Those beliefs become a part of your very foundation, and they’re hard to just ignore. It certainly is possible to change your perception of things, and it is possible to change your thoughts, but it takes a lot of work to change something as deeply rooted as a belief. In my opinion, this is also where his belief that he should be king comes from. Imagine if your entire life you were told that you had to do something when you got older, that you have been born for that purpose. You would probably grow up believing that that right was yours, and that it defines who you are. Without the crown, Cal probably thinks he is nothing, which is never a nice place to be no matter who you are. Being vulnerable is not always easy, and the crown is something that acts as armor, it acts as a part of who Cal is. So I’m very sorry if I believe that it’s obvious that he would still want that crown. I’m not saying he should have it, but it certainly cant be ignored that he’s always been under the impression that he has to have it, that having it is the only way to solve problems. In a summary, it is very hard to break out of our up bringing. 

I think it’s just a little unfair that people are screaming foul about this whole thing too, when other characters in the series have prejudice as well. No one is crying foul about Evangeline, who literally threw a glass on the ground and made a Red servant clean it up just so that she could piss off Mare and Farley. I see no one crying for social justice about that, or for her other actions. And I believe the reason for this is because she is a woman, so she is sacred and no one can touch her. I, in my honest opinion, think that if Cal was a female character, everyone would be supporting his efforts and saying that he is trying and doing a great job doing so. Everyone lets the female characters slide, but the males are always ripped apart and over analyzed. I’m not saying that men should be “protected at all costs” but I am saying that these characters are equal in all respects. Both the males and the females have prejudice, the reds and the silvers both have flaws. They are all human in their own respects, I’m simply saying we should take that fact into consideration.

Anyway, my rant is done. Sorry to take so long to answer your question, I hope I was able to answer it for you. (: 

  • First year moving to a place with snow: This is so incredibly magical! I cant believe I've been missing this all my life!
  • Second Year: If I want to walk across the street to the gas station its still gonna takes me ten extra minutes to get dressed so I dont die on the way I slipped on ice for the third time this month and even though everyone does it you always feel like an idiot anything thats indoors has the heater blasting hard so even if I take off my coat I'll still sweat which is gonna feel just great for when i go outside again but before I have to manage carrying my coat around eveywhere indoors sitting down in class sucks because everyone else has their coats as well so everything is cramped as fuck why are there large-scale human cities in these kinds of places again didnt humans evolve on fucking savannahs or something why am i here im not fucking following wooly mammoths or anything what is the excuse now

That Which Fades

Chapter 11

Noctis continues his training, learns that listening to experience is a good idea, and picks up a new skill along the way. Meanwhile Titus wonders how and when his life got so complicated. 

More like um what the fuck happened to my plans for this chapter?

Really wanted to update this before life eats me alive so while its not the longest and probably not the best but have an update. 

tha-beer  asked:

Hiii Sensei! How did you know what you where ment to do? Or did it just kinda happen? Im getting older and i know time doesnt wait for anyone and at times its hard not being grounded to reality. My mind is a mess.. and i feel like a burden to my family because its impossible for me to do the most simplist things sometimes. I wanna get better but theres always those days where my mind seems to tell me no you cant. I just wanna believe in myself and i try, but i always end up back at square 1.🤕

I know just too well what you mean. I took quite the while to know what to do with myself and also took long time for recovery from mental illness, which still hits me sometimes. It’s understandable you don’t want to be a burden to your family, but what’s important is you. You need to see what you can and can’t do. It’s true that time doesn’t wait for anyone, but it’s also true, that you have all the time in the world to figure out what you’re meant to do. we have so many possibilities today and yet so little, that it’s often hard to find the right thing. I started five different things before I ended up with something I really enjoyed and today I know that’s cool. Back then I was really stressed out about having to get a job soon and be a productive member of society, but you do you and there’s no need to rush into something you can’t or don’t want to do. Take time to recover, for therapy or for coping and start with little steps, maybe a honorary office for a few hours a week to get into something and to get yourself more resilient. I know there’s lots of pressure, but the only thing that matters is you! Allow yourself to try lots of stuff with internships or little jobs for a few hours a month, nothing too big. I love you and I’m proud of you!

Call out post for Hideyoshi Nagachika for being such a mom

Honestly he moms Kaneki all the time:

“Child pls eat more you look so pale”

Has this weird radar for when his child needs him.

Does the talk bc child is not good with people.

“I may look like i couldnt harm a fly but will track you down and wreck you if you dare to hurt my child”

Mind reader.

Oh but his mothering doesnt stop with Kaneki - no

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anonymous asked:

Keith’s ethnicity hasn’t even been revealed we don’t know whether he’s Asian or not so you’re assuming things

okay, so ignoring the whole keith is obviously asian coded thing that i won’t get into right now 

  1. how is assuming keith is asian any more of an assumption than “keith and shiro are related”?
  2. shiro is japanese. if you believe that he and keith are related for whatever awful reason, you have to make the corresponding assumption that that would also make keith at least partly japanese. 
  3. so you either have to believe that keith isn’t asian which would mean brog@nes as a concept fails, or believe that keith is asian and brog@nes is a thing, which is still racist because assuming two asian people are automatically related in the absence of any substantial supporting evidence is racist and i cant believe thats not clearer to you guys

in conclusion i cant believe you made me look at this with my own two eyes and also fuck brog@nes

anonymous asked:

I'm seeing that apparently DFA liked a bunch of instagram posts about Larry abd i am fucking annoyed (which is actually new since i do believe larry were a thing). The thing is that i cant shake off the feeling that they are doing it for promo and get followers and not bc they believe whatever. PLUS they are using Louis for this? I'm just.. Uggghhh. :[

It is beginning to get a bit annoying. It’s just so frustrating that people close to him use larry to get attention and he is still stuck denying it. At this point, I care more about how Louis is being treated than whether larry is real. If it is, great, I fully support him. I just don’t think having proof is worth Louis having to go through this. I will take people thinking I’m crazy over larry mentions by people working with louis while he continues to get jerked around with this babygate non-sense.

here’s my gift exchange for @ninyard , i hope you like it <3 (these are,,,random kandreil hcs set in the pjo verse pls bear with me)

  • so i think we all can agree on the fact that neil is a child of Hermes, the god of messengers, roads, travelers and thieves (he’s also described as cunning, witty and quick)
  • in this au neil def takes after his dad; he loves to outsmart his opponents, is the fastest demigod in camp half blood n has,of course, a smart mouth aka he can never shut the fuck up n gets into trouble 24/7 and poor andrew has to deal it all the damn time
  • but we all know that andrew lovehates neils ability to twist andrews words around and use them to win arguments lmao

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a few hours ago I broke down, like, sobbing in the floor break down

my sister was bothered and trying to convince me to eat something stating that it “is supposed to be low calories, anyways” and my mom was like “watcha talking about? she doesnt care about calories!!! you’re not afraid of getting fat, are you?”

ITS BEEN THREE YEARS AND OMG I CANT BELIEVE THIS

I didnt have the guts to tell her that yes, I AM HELLA SCARED???? so I panicked! at the laundry room! on the floor! cried my heart out and proceded to make some coffee

anonymous asked:

If they don't want Louis then they should just release him from his contract. I literally have chest pains everytime I think about the injustice they are doing to him.

I genuinely share your distress anon. Its grotesque. But Im not able to pretend to myself that its not happening.  There’s obviously more to this than ‘they dont want him’. I suppose his being half of Larry makes him too dangerous a property to allow out to another label with promo they cant control which might impact on Harrys image and fandom. But why they had to do this to Louis, I have no idea, given he has such potential himself.

It is SO inexplicable that I can still believe sometimes that this is some arcane marketing ploy and everything is going to turn on a sixpence and he’ll get fair promo and a fair chance. But until that happens I think as a fan I owe him my awareness at least.

can you believe I still have people coming to my ask and telling me how much of a fake fan etc I am because I wasn’t here all that much during the break

I cant believe I even have to talk about this but there was a legitimate reason as to why I was not on all that much. I spent my time trying to better myself and trying to work on ways to cope with my mental illness. Plus being on here sometimes makes me feel depressed and insecure. Which is another reason why I took some time to myself. I wasn’t away from tumblr just because Taylor was on a break. I was offline and away from tumblr for personal reasons.

so can people please stop sending me messages about how I’m apparently fake and all these other disgusting things? It’s rude and I don’t appreciate it

anonymous asked:

Hi! Would you be willing to write extended imagines/one shots for Jared character in the new blade runner??

Hey there :)
definitely, in fact I already have one request with Niander Wallace. I’m going to see the film tonight (excited 🎉), and then I’ll hopefully start writing it.
I just hope I can get the character right 😅 which is something I’m always worried about (so to anyone reading this, pls tell me if I write any of the characters completely ooc, seriously, constructive criticism is always welcome 😌)

Thank you for the ask and feel free to send something in (might take a little while though, my inbox filled up over the weekend 😇)
😘
Eva

Anime Races automatically all have...

No matter, which race

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Devils

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Claymores

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Ghouls

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and more…

One way or the other, 

They will have a regenerative ability

LUKE DRAMA PT 3

so ofc when i get to bed loads of shit happens on twitter and what not so again im going to tell you guys whats happened and give my opinion.

PART 1 http://bocaclifford.tumblr.com/post/129411313498/luke-drama

PART 2 http://bocaclifford.tumblr.com/post/129444822453/luke-drama-pt-2

okay so last night Luke dmed an account on twitter saying that him asking Arzaylea if he could take pictures with fans didnt happen. he said something along the lines of “your last tweet is so untrue, stop causing trouble please :-(((” but why would somebody make something like that up? i want to believe luke but tbh it just feels like he’s protecting her and trying to make us feel bad when she’s the one in the wrong. luke putting her before fans yet again.

and also i found something that really pissed me off. so an account on twitter has sources close to the boys and said that Arzaylea is a pot head and smokes all the time. at first i was like “okay whatever” but apparently Arzaylea and luke were out with her friends and she was making fun of Luke and calling him a pussy because he wouldnt smoke. the source said he was uncomfortable and eventually gave in and smoked. this pisses me off on so many levels. first of all: never force anybody to do anything they dont want to or peer pressure them into doing it. this bitch thinks shes so amazing that she’s calling Luke a ‘pussy’, she clearly doesnt know anything about him!! we know that luke is a shy, sensible guy. if she wants someone to do drugs with, she can fuck off bc she’s not having Luke. next.

something that really shocked me is that apparently luke has had like 4 relationships like this since 2014 but kept them all secret.(i think they were Laetita, Sara Ellen, Emma and i havent found out the last girls name) first: luke youre a sleez. second: if he kept those relationships secret, whats so special about arzaylea that he takes her out everywhere?? people are saying that its modest which i can kinda see making sense since Arzaylea went backstage w/ Bryana at a show which is something groupies have never done (think Sara Ellen and Acacia) but its the fact that Brashton have been together a v long time and have never done anything like this. theyve been very responsible and mature about the whole situation and have respected fans. but luke and arzaylea have been together for a short amount of time and we already have hq pictures.

strange.

luke also hasnt worn his purity ring since like 2013 and is reportedly always ‘losing shirts’ we thought luke was the good one who never got involved with girls and groupies but it turns out we were very wrong. somebody pointed out to me the differnece between luke and arzaylea and luke and aleisha (luke’s old gf back in like 2011/12) understandably yes he was younger then but still, those relationships are very different.

also fans have been unfollowed and some maybe even blocked by luke for talking about arzaylea. well fuck you luke. the fans totally arent the people who have been supporting you for years, way longer than you’ve known this bitch. and apparently he’s been giving fans dirty looks when he’s with iggy arzaylea. LUKE STOP ACTING LIKE A TWAT! cant he see she’s changing him!! whatever if he wants to let her walk all over him let him.

whether its set up by modest (which the more i read into it the more i believe it) or is just a fling taken to the next level this girl is bad news and a very bad influenece on Luke. and if this is mangagement/modest, luke has clearly agreed to go along with it. i want the old luke back. i just know that in a few years he’ll find his perfect girl and she wont be anything like sleezaylea. as always if more infrmation comes up or find something ive missed out, i’ll make another post. also thank you for your responses y’all are cute af :)

whatever you do, you cant forget the fact that Arzaylea cheated on her ex Bryan with Luke and still owes Bryan rent money. she’s done a load of other stuff but i talked that in other posts. have fun luke.

kpophasutterlydestroyedmylife  asked:

To that anon that asked about KARD's living situation at least around debut BM and JSeph were living together in a dorm but Somin and Jiwoo lived at home separately. Even tho it should be fine for them to live together, they don't as far as I know. They have to constantly deal with questions about if they think of each other romantically but they always say it's platonic. Which I believe. It's just this false belief that something HAS to happen if a boy and girl are next to each other. 🙃

Thank you for the info love!! And right bro the narrative that men and women cant coexsist non romantically and just be friends is just getting so old at this point like ppl still can let that dusty mindset go… . Like I can’t imagine how annoying that must be for them to get those questions all the time and to tell ppl its not like that and for ppl to still assume it is the case for the sole reason they are coed and like why is it especially in STAN culture when a man breathes around a women and vis versa they MUST and can only be in love don’t make no sense🙃