A tribute to the best villain from our first campaign
After the party “laid siege” to the fortress of a comically cliche villain, which consisted of the four characters running straight in and setting everything on fire, we had finally reached the throne room.
DM: Alright, as he notices your group approach, [villain] and his minions cease running around screaming. He clears his throat and steps forward, clad in pitch-black armor adorned with spikes. However, his entire chest is exposed for seemingly no reason, leaving his abs in clear view.
Sword-ceress: AVERT YOUR EYES
Cleric: JESUS FUCK DUDE
Rogue OOC: I’m trying to avoid staring.
Paladin: You do realize that’s a huge weak point, right?
Villain: I… Er…
Cleric OOC: I’m going to dare a glance at the eldritch abyss and throw my axe at that weak point. (Rolls nat 20 + max damage)
Villain: …Point taken. (falls prone) NONETHELESS, (continues villainous monologue facedown on the floor with a giant axe in his chest)