whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Look at this beautiful woman:

Her name is Mimi and she is so damn sweet and adorable yet straight forward, I take any and every chance I can to speak to her. She is the one thing that stopped me from raging over puzzles. I made sure to solve all her puzzles just to see that little smile.

BECAUSE YOU ARE THE BEST AND I LOVE YOU!

SHUT UP LAYTON YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE ME YOU PUZZLE MINDED TOP HAT!!!!

But as much as I swoon over this lovely lady, my heart was broken long ago when I discovered…

She’s married…and pregnant…there is no room for me here- but I was determined to be happy for her! And the lucky man she married must be a great person to have her heart!
So I finished the game and gained a bit more info on my gay game crush so that I could congratulate the lovely couple and move on!

There she is!!!!

Awww~ She’s like a dandelion, cute, bright but tough! Now lets see-

Greppe???…Greppe?…….I know I’ve heard that name before somewhere- wait.
No…no way I must be mista-

…..WHAT?!?!??

NO-I-YOU?!?!? 

But…

HE NEVER LEAVES THE RESTERAUNT!!!

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE????? 

STOP COMPLAINING AND GO HOME TO YOUR'E WIFE YOU LUCKY BASTARD!!!!!!!

—-IN FACT!- YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO EATS HERE! ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH THE COOK???? YOU BETTER NOT BE YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH, GO TO YOUR WIFE SHE WORRIES ABOUT YOU!!!!