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It must be weird being the official voice actor for Disney characters. One day, you’re recording for a preschool show. The next day, you’re recording voice clips for toys. The day after that, you’re recording an existential monologue on the duality of light and darkness for a video game series where Mickey Mouse once vowed to avenge Goofy’s death.

Can the Marauders sing?
  • <b> Sirius:</b> can sing and will sing, all the time, everywhere.
  • <b> James:</b> can't sing, but still sings till your ears screech
  • <b> Remus: </b>can sing, but won't sing in front of anyone
  • <b> Peter:</b> can't sing, won't sing
  • <b> Lily:</b> can't sing, but knows all the lyrics and will correct you
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December 18th 1892: The Nutcracker debuts

On this day in 1892, Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky’s ballet The Nutcracker received its debut at the Mariinsky Theatre in Saint Petersburg. By this point, Tchaikovsky was a noted composer, and had already produced his masterpieces the ‘1812 Overture’, and the ballet Swan Lake, though the latter was not initially a critical success. The Nutcracker told the story of an enchanted Nutcracker doll, which leads its young friend into a magical world where they battle the evil Mouse King. The story was adapted by Tchaikovsky from Alexandre Dumas’ own adaptation of the E.T.A Hoffman story The Nutcracker and the Mouse King. The ballet was choreographed by Marius Petipa and Lev Ivanov. Like Swan Lake, The Nutcracker was not an immediate success, but Tchaikovsky’s score was generally praised. Indeed, ‘Dance of the Sugar-Plum Fairy’ became one of his most famous compositions. Tchaikovsky died the year after the premiere of The Nutcracker, never seeing his ballet become the hugely popular Christmas classic it is today.

Not really a "Fuck Customers", More just a ???

Backstory: I woke up this morning to the sounds of my boyfriend and his mom screaming. Apparently they saw a mouse make its way to my bathroom, so they were freaking out together. I decided to stop by Home Depot to buy some mouse traps, just so they could have some peace in mind. Keep in mind, I just got off work, so I’m still in full uniform (which is a grey T-shirt with my company logo, black slacks, black non-slips, and a black apron with a yellow buffalo on it.)

The instant I walk in, I start looking at the signs to see where I could possibly find mouse traps. I’m immediately stopped by a lady with a thick Chinese accent. She’s asking me about the location of something, but I can’t understand her. I just shake my head and say, “I’m sorry, but I don’t understand you.”

I turn away to continue searching, but I’m, again, immediately stopped by a tall man, who walked into the store almost the same time I did. Which means, while this whole situation with this lady was going on, he was just standing there waiting… for me. Once I make eye contact, he goes, “Hey, where’s the restroom?”. I must’ve made a face when I responded, “No”, because he immediately retorted with, “I don’t like your attitude. Let me talk to your manager.“ 

I’m slightly annoyed and irritated at this point, so I decide to just ask for help from a sales associate. While the SA is explaining directions to me, another lady decides to come up to us and goes, "When you guys are done gossiping, can you show me where the screws are?” and crosses her arms at us. The SA explained to the lady that 1) I didn’t work there, 2) I was a paying customer like she was, and 3) The SA would help her after she’s done helping me.

tl;dr: Go to Home Depot after work. People saw that I was wearing an apron so they assume I work there(?). Had to explain to multiple people that I didn’t. I wasn’t even wearing anything remotely orange???

ah the beautiful gorilla noises, dan picking up phil in the show (pinof8 flashback), all of the snow, the song…

…aaand all of those people shipping the gorillas. STAHP they are brothers in the show!! i mean, i’m kinda questioning disney even with dialogues like “see you at the bottom brother” “you’ll see my bottom brother“ where’s mickey mouse clubhouse when you need it

There’s a Mouse in the House!

-The mouse originates from Tim’s room when he cleans up from his sleepless night activities(the TV goes on and off, endless array of snacks galore, so many empty bottles, etc.)

-The mouse is kinda cute, so Tim decides it’s not hurting anyone by camping out in his room.

-But where one mouse goes, others will follow.

-He didn’t realize the extent of the population of mice and genuinely thought there were only two, so he kept feeding them and cleaned up after them.

-Until he went on his class trip, which was an entire week long.

-Which meant he had quite a few other things on his mind than his pets, so he left without leaving any food at all for them.

-It only took two days for the brave ones to come out of hiding.

-Cass was the first to find one as it scurried across the kitchen’s island, where she sat eating her cereal. It didn’t get far before her hand slammed into it’s back, ending the mouse.

-Alfred watched on in horror, always priding himself of being able to say that the house never experienced one rodent within it.

-As Alfred was alerting Bruce of the situation, and explain he had no idea where they may have entered, a disheveled Jason grumpily entered the room and demanded that “Whatever damn invention Drake has in his room that’s squeaking all damn day and all damn night needs to be shut the hell off!”

-Bruce and Alfred gave each other a knowing look and Jason became more irritated, thinking none of them believed him.

-Before even answering Jason they called everyone that was there into the room and explained the problem.

-Damian was in an uproar, convinced Tim was using them for some twisted science experiment.

-Stephanie was outraged at how disgusting Tim kept his room that now it attracted mice.

-Jason was pissed off because he couldn’t sleep.

-Dick came up with some hair-brained idea that Tim was using them to fulfill a sick and twisted sexual fantasy.

-Barbra, who visited the next day, suddenly declared she “had plans” that she forgot about.

-Cass was the only one who was indifferent to the situation.

-After finding out what the problem was, Jason turned on his heels and grabbed a baseball bat while Damian charged after him, yelling obscene threats if Jason slaughtered the mice.

-Each and every one of them completely underestimated the problem and when Jason opened the door with Damian beside him, both their mouth hung open.

-They shut the door before any could get out and looked at each other.

-After everyone else assessed the situation they all decided, even Damian, that it was just illogical to try and set traps or try and capture them a humane way.

-Calling an exterminator was completely out, and Alfred made that clear, he might not be able to boast to the family that the house is rodent free, but he made damn sure he’d be able to boast to other butlers or guests in the future.

-For three whole days they took turns going into Tim’s bedroom in shifts, the first crew would kill as many as they could, the second would clean up those carcasses and so forth.

-On occasion, the person made to watch and guard the door would have to scramble after a loose mouse.

-Needless to say, all of them had quite strong words to say about Tim and multiple times they told Bruce he should just not pick Tim up when he was supposed to. And Bruce considered it for a while.

-When told his little friends had been found, Tim smiled and shrugged, “They’re harmless though!”

-Thankfully Damian kept all the bodies, even went to the trouble of lining all the over-100 mice up out side while he dug their mass grave.

-Tim was slightly surprised when he saw all of them to say the least and it took almost two whole months for his sibling’s(and his butler’s) anger to die down.

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Mouse drawing challenge.
Joined an art server on discord, and this was a bi weekly challenge.
The left is plain mouse drawn, the right one has an added layer where i used the mouse and a white brush to imitate pen pressure on the lineart + some added details.
Tho his scarring ended up on the wrong side of the face, because it was flipped for a long time… =P

spaaghettii  asked:

I know Anti is a character to add more immersion to horror games and stuff, but it would be hilarious if Jack played a super childish game, like scribblenauts or Barbie's Dreamhouse Adventure, and Anti glitches are all over it, and suddenly the video is terrifying. You feel?

This reminded me of that creepypasta called “suicide mouse” where the video is semi normal but then turns absolutely horrifying

Let’s be honest…Wed all be about that XD

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lithium – nirvana | people are strange – the doors | basket case – green day | mr. blue sky – electric light orchestra | lover i don’t have to love – bright eyes | truth – alexander | under the bridge – red hot chili peppers | am i wrong – love spit love | mad world – gary jules, michael andrews | everybody wants to rule the world (cover) – lorde | anarchy in the uk – sex pistols | minority – green day | personal jesus – depeche mode | disarm – the smashing pumpkins | virtual insanity – jamiroquai | tilted – christine and the queens | control – halsey | bukowski – modest mouse | where is my mind (cover) – yoav | glory and gore – lorde | battle born – the killers | smother – daughter | shake it out – florence + the machine | wish you were here – pink floyd | eye of the needle – sia | perfect day – lou reed

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After falling off my bed, Hannibal has since decided that it’s in his best interest to sit in this box he found on my floor for the next half hour

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Yesterday Japanese girls celebrated the coming of age day as they turned the special age of twenty or hatachi in Japanese.🎀 The age is special in Japan as it means the girls take a step into adulthood and towards it’s responsibilities.💝 During this day the girls get to doll up with special make-up, hairstyles and dress up in the pretty and kawaii furisode kimono.👘🎎💖 Tokyo Disneyland is one of the most popular spots where Mickey and Minnie Mouse welcome the celebrators and Minnie might also be wearing a furisode.🏰 Another favored spot is the Toshimaen amusement park where you can see many kimono glad girls riding rollercoasters. 🎢 Check out more pictures and get in the festival mood here ► https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/seijinnohi/

25 Days of Klaroline + Growing Up (pic not mine)

This is dedicated to the talented and sweet - @delightfullysunny - you truly are a constant ray of sunshine that always makes my day with your lovely comments.

This drabble is honestly just really, silly fun (I needed an outlet after 12 from 15 days of drabbles).

Where is the Love?

Mickey Mouse Club alumni Caroline Forbes and Klaus Mikaelson began their careers together and have gone on to become two of the most famous people in show business. Only problem is they can’t really stand each other and no one besides them knows why.

Nashville, Tennessee

“No, no, no,” Caroline insisted, pacing back and forth in front of the window. Even the twinkling lights of the city couldn’t distract her from her manager’s suggestion. “I won’t do it; you’ll have to tell them it’s not going to be possible.”

“Caroline,” he protested.

“Don’t Caroline me, Enzo. I’ve made up my mind.”

“It’s the fifteenth anniversary of the Mickey Mouse Club, the organisers of the Grammy’s thought it would be a good idea for you and Klaus to present an award together.”

“Don’t even use that idiot’s name in my presence,” she scowled. “Or better yet why not refer to him as ‘womanizer’, just like the song I penned in his honour. Who knew a drunken, angry rant would lead to a triple platinum, selling single.”

“And maybe lessen your insane hatred in the process?”

“Why would I want to lessen my angry muse when it produces hit singles?”

“Maybe if you finally told me how this all began, I might be able to understand some of your apprehension about doing this.”

“So, the fact he’s an ass isn’t enough? Anyway, I never said I’d do it, I politely declined.”

“Yeah, real polite,” he snorted, earning a dirty look from her client. “I’m this close to sicking Katherine on you, Forbes.” Katherine Pierce was her publicist and unrelenting at the best of times.

“Why can’t Elena, Matt or Stefan do it instead?” She suggested. “If they’re desperate I’m sure Hayley could even make an appearance, long enough to get off that stripper pole of hers. Although they might need to suggest some extra clothing, don’t want to scare the poor kiddies watching, after all.”

“Putting aside that lovely commentary Care, none of them are as famous as you and Klaus. It wouldn’t hold as much weight if any of them did the Grammy’s and quite frankly they wouldn’t even be considered based on that fact.” Caroline thought this was definitely one of the drawbacks of fame. Growing up in the spotlight was incredibly difficult but once it was in your system there was no way of getting rid of it.

Shortly after appearing on the Mickey Mouse Club she’d been catapulted into the professional singing world, signed to a country music label at the age of sixteen. Now, after twelve years and six successful albums she was a household name, especially in her hometown of Nashville. She hadn’t had to worry about Klaus Mikaelson personally, only when his smug but unfortunately gorgeous face would pop up on the television or US Weekly linking him with his latest fling. She shouldn’t have been surprised.

“Oh please for the love of god Caroline, this is important. You’re a professional, I’m sure whatever happened you can both put it aside for five minutes.” Caroline remained silent, still unwilling to share. “How about I guess what happened? He said you were fat?”

“That’s your first guess?” She baulked. “What part of womanizer didn’t you understand?”

“You didn’t let me finish,” he drawled. “So, he cheated on you but when? You haven’t seen the guy in ten years, right?”

“Actually it’s more like fifteen,” she murmured.

“When you wrapped the Mickey Mouse Club? Well, I guess that puts to rest the rumours whether or not the Mickey Mouse Club was incestuous.”

“You don’t know how much.”

“So, you were childhood crushes and he made out with someone else? Oh my poor misguided, Caroline,” he gave an exasperated sigh. “Have you not seen those Lifetime unauthorised documentaries? I caught the Beverly Hills 90210 the other night and everyone was macking on each other. I wouldn’t have been surprised if there was a group orgy at some point but given the rating I can understand its omission.”

“I’m still trying to get over the fact that you watch those documentaries.”

“Like you haven’t,” he said defensively. “The cat fights were the best, tell me you got into some punch-ups at Mickey Mouse HQ?”

“Oh, so now you’re making fun of me?” She scoffed.

“Yeah, a little,” he chuckled. “You were only kids, Caroline.”

“I was a sensitive, young girl and Kaus was my first love and someone I was besotted with for six seasons,” she admitted. “And then I had to catch him making out with Hayley backstage. I mean I was waiting for him.”

“What? Do you mean for sex?”

“No, for a kiss.”

“Oh, wow this just gets better and better, gorgeous.”

“We were twelve, some things are sacred,” she argued.

“So, let me get this straight, you wrote a song about Klaus Mikaelson being a womaniser and didn’t consider it slightly slanderous?”

“It’s not like I named him or anything.”

“Thank god for that,” he mumbled. “That’s settled, you’ll be doing the show, I’m going to let Katherine and the organisers know you’re available.”

“But…”

“Maybe you two can go backstage afterwards and make out? It might give you some sort of closure, darling.” Enzo was gone before Caroline could object further. That served her right for telling a self righteous and insensitive bastard about it.

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