wheres the rum at

wheres-your-rum  asked:

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers (◠‿◠✿)

aw, thanks for the ask, bb :))   I’ve barely got like ten fics so these are like… half of the things I’ve written lmao

  1. Every Letter (Tumblr) (AO3)
    A pen pal writing assignment connects a young Emma Swan with her best friend Killian Jones. Life sends many hardships their way, but their friendship remains solid through the years. As they both grow older and begin to realize what they want out of life, will their letters be enough?
  2. Come Away with Me (Tumblr) (AO3)
    Emma feels trapped in her role as princess and yearns for a life of freedom and adventure. A certain pirate offers her everything she’s ever wanted and more.
  3. Onward (Tumblr) (AO3)
    Years after his resurrection, Killian dreams of a changed Underworld and finds some unexpected closure. (Millian + CS)
  4. Every Touch (Tumblr) (AO3)
    Killian and Emma have been craving each other’s touch for as long as they’ve been in love with each other. Neither have been able to fight their lascivious fantasies for years. Will the real deal measure up? (A smutty addition to the “Every Letter” story. Takes place during various chapters.)
  5. lost and found (Tumblr) (AO3)
    The decision to take a flight from New York to Boston was impulsive. But now that Emma is here, pacing in front of the workplace of the first girl she ever loved, she finds herself overwhelmed with a flood of distant memories – of almost-kisses and could-have-beens. Now all she needs to do is step through the door and find out if there’s a way to rekindle an old flame. (Fem!Killian)
An experiment...

Reblog if you’re a Golden Queen shipper who has NEVER gone into the tag for a pairing that you don’t like to grumble about how grossed out you are by it. I want proof that we, as a fandom, show respect and class, even when we’re sorely tempted not to. 

In happier news: how hot was that kiss at the end of the episode tonight, Y/Y?

Jeffrey Dahmer’s second victim Steven Tuomi, Jeff met him outside a gay club and invited him back for drinks at his hotel room at the Ambassador Hotel, the date was 21st November 1987 - almost 10 years after his first murder, until this point Jeff was drugging men, he says he has no memory of the actual murder itself, but when he awoke, Steven was dead, beaten to death - by him and he had no memory of it, he also had no memory of where he placed a rum bottle from the previous night, he spent hours looking for the bottle and pacing the room smoking cigarettes before he went across the street to a store a purchased a large trunk to put Steven’s body in, after Jeff took a taxi with the body in the trunk back to his grandmothers house, he cut the body up then placed him in with the trash, no remains of Steven were ever found, Jeff was never officially charged with his murder because of this, so sometimes you will see Dahmer’s official victim count be 16, regardless of the fact he confessed to this 

Fic: How Lucky We Are (2/?) (M)

Author’s note: Greetings, I come bearing fic! Thank you all so much for your support of this little Captain Duckling story. I really enjoy writing it and it is so good to have my muse back! Enjoy!

Summary: What happens when a revenge obsessed pirate meets a princess at a ball?

Also posted: FF.net / AO3

Chapter 2

He purposely put his back to the door; he didn’t want to tempt fate. He hadn’t expected to be gone for so long, he swore time had never moved so slowly. And he’d spent centuries in Neverland, where time stood still. Killian sighed, tossing back a swallow of rum, trying to be patient. He’d done his part, flying the flag of his princess’ kingdom; now all he could do was wait for her.

The tavern was a bit seedy, a bit rough, but they’d decided long ago that it was the best place for their assignations. It was on the very edge of the village outside the palace; despite growing up in the castle, Emma was not well known. Not by sight, anyway. Most subjects rarely saw their rulers, something that played into their favor as they carried on this…affair? Was that what it was? He hesitated to call it a relationship, shied away from labels entirely if he was being honest with himself. He had feelings for her, deep almost inexplicable feelings for her, but those feelings came with a cost. His own self loathing, for one. The fact that she let him touch her, make love to her until they were utterly spent, awed and frightened him. But with that came the guilt. He’d come to this place to gain the prize that would finally allow him to avenge Milah, and he just let it go.

For a lass that could very well destroy what was left of his heart.

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So these odd drawings are for the wonderful @rumpledspinster who in a post requested if I could make this horrible movie called ‘Rollergator’ (yes-that’s its name) into something Rumbelled in a way. 

I took that challenge and made an AU where Bae and Rum are humanoid like magical crocodiles, and Bae runs from home after a fight with his father to see the human world and learn how to become one (thinking that what he and his dad are is bad). He ends up in SB but is unable to return home, lost and alone he is found by the town librarian who takes him in and tries to help him return home with magical chaos abound (while a worried and frightened big bad croc Rumple searches desperately for his son).

As for the rollerblading part… Eh, I guess Belle does that to get around SB-perhaps she’s trying to entice people to come over by delivering books?

Hey, have you ever made homemade hot buttered rum? If you have not, you should do that now. Unless you don’t drink alcohol and/or you are under the age of 21. Then don’t worry about it.

First of all, take:

  • 1 stick of butter, softened
  • 2 cups packed brown sugar
  • 1 tsp cinnamon
  • ½ tsp nutmeg
  • 1/8 tsp ground cloves
  • 1/8 tsp salt

…and mix them all together with a mixer. This should  in result a very dry and crumbly dough-like substance. Also, this will be more than you’ll need for a single cup of hot buttered rum. Like, way more. Waaaaay more. That’s okay! Put in the fridge and save it for future hot buttered rum! Or have a big party and serve it to all your friends. Just…please don’t drink that much hot buttered rum by yourself in a single sitting.

“But where’s the rum?!” you may be wondering. Calm down, I’m getting to that. Sheesh! Take 1-2 tablespoons (depending on how sweet you want it) of the mixture you just made and put it in the bottom of a coffee mug. Then add:

  • 1-2 shots (or 1.5-3 oz) of rum (I usually just do one, but I’m a lightweight. Also, if you’re the kind of person who doesn’t like the taste of alcohol, one shot is the way to go.)

You can mix it up a little if you want, but I should warn you that it will look HELLA GROSS and then you might not want to drink it any more.

“But wait!” you may be saying. “It’s not hot!” My gosh, hold your horses! It will be hot in a minute! Pour in some

  • boiling water

to fill the mug the rest of the way. Stir to dissolve the sugar–now it will dissolve properly and it won’t look gross because science has occurred! Garnish with

  • whipped cream

and maybe a little sprinkle of

  • nutmeg.



                                  MERRY CHRISTMAS!

                                    HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

                                       BAH HUMBUG!


Wishing you all a wonderful Captain Swan filled holiday! Have fun, get drunk, stay safe, eat rich, dance merrily, kiss that special person under the mistletoe, laugh heartily, sleep soundly, and may your heart be full and your dreams be sweet and kinky!

All of my love,

The S.S. ChestHair

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~ Desire~ 

Fandom: Once Upon a Time

Pairing: Rumpelstiltskin x Regina (Golden Queen)

Music: Desire by Meg Meyers (pitched)

No Copyright Infringement Intended. 


wheres-your-rum  asked:

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers (◠‿◠✿)

Wow apparently I have even less shame than I have time.  They are all AoS and almost all FitzSimmons.  In no particular order:

The Somebody I Want to See, a post season 3 AU

Sun (co-written with @agentcalliope), so good old Daisy and Jemma angst

Hope, some angsty yoyomack written before the canon Hope reveal

I CONTAIN MULTITUDES (Rebirth), I wrote this in the shower

The Weight of Silence, a Renaissance/Reformation, complete with cross-dressing to overcome gender roles, and May as a nun

anonymous asked:

f i c r e c s p l z

-cracks my knuckles- 

Amon Koutarou/Kaneki Ken + Amon Koutarou & Kaneki Ken 

Amon Koutarou/Sasaki Haise

Blogs that have drabbles for the above are:

(mutuals forgive me if I missed you I’m blasting through this as fast as I can)

And then some mentions outside of my OTP

wheres-your-rum  asked:

sex pollen

1. Probably unlikely to write it. I will read the crap out of a well-written one, but I always feel awkward when I’ve sat down to try my hand at it.

2. I came close once to writing it for Remus/Sirius - late Hogwarts era or just after they left. Magic stunts gone awry are fertile ground, so to speak. It never saw the light of day, as I wasn’t so great at putting smut out there when I wrote them.

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