“Bade bade deshon mein” - Obama. LOOOOOOOOL I CAN’T BREATHE

How do you know when you’re an out-of-control empire? When you keep bombing and deploying soldiers in places where you boast that you’ve ended wars. How do you know you have a hackish propagandist for a president? When you celebrate him for ‘ending two wars’ in the very same places that he keeps bombing.

Once I had a dream where Putin was mad at the U.S. for not allowing Obama to run again so he started bombing Texas. Eventually laws were changed and Obama could run again. In fear of upsetting Putin, everyone voted for Obama. After the election Putin ran up and kissed Obama in front of everyone then got all flustered and ran inside. Obama laughed nervously and ran inside after him.