Things at the con today:

Dude asks me if I knew what my shirt was based on, which yeah it’s Bill from one of his solo series in an homage to a comic cover with Thor and Silver Surfer, and said ‘yes! You pass!’

Another dude asks me to pull my shirt down to see the pic better bc of my boobs, but he said it in a way that was ok and he was like ‘sorry if this sounds weird!’ so it was fine. My chest does warp the image. Then while we were talking Bill, he was like 'sorry if I look like I am looking at your boobs, oh well I am but also your shirt too’, which was not so great.

     FUCK !! i woke up this morning and was immediately greeted by a pounding headache and a new nose piercing. i’m  n o t  sure if i can pull of the piercing though but one thing’s for sure, i’m NEVER drinking ever again like how the fuck did i even get to my hotel room ? and where did all my clothes go ?? last night was too lit for me, i barley remembered anything.

Yesterday these three punks, still in their teens got onto the subway with me. One of them got a free seat, the other sat on the floor next to him, and the third just stood opposite the other two. The guy on the floor opened his rucksack and pulled out a chocolate bar. 

Seated Punk: “Where did you get that chocolate?” “I just bought it.” “Why?” “I like chocolate, let me have chocolate.” 

Standing dude: “ANIMAL ABUSER!!!!” 

Dude 1 & 2: “What?” 

“ANIMAL ABUSER! If you buy chocolate, you’re an animal abuser.” 

Dude with Chocolate: “I like chocolate, just let me eat my chocolate.” 

Sitting Punk: “I wouldn’t call people who eat chocolate ‘animal abusers’” “Yes, they are. If you are buying chocolate, you are abusing cows.” “I would rather say they’re… uneducated, or ignorant. If it’s ignorance, they’re assholes maybe, but not the same as an actual animal abuser…” “YES THEY ARE, IF YOU BUY CHOCOLATE, YOU ARE PROFITING OF THE PAIN AND TORTURE OF ANIMALS.” and on the two went, yelling at each other, while the dude who bought the chocolate just silently ate the whole thing and rolled his eyes.

(Incidentally, nobody applauded, so you know it’s a true story. That and the fact that it was probably very boring.)

Coming Home for Christmas

A Stucky Advent Calendar fic on Ao3

Chapter 3 - Little Drummer Boy

“You went to the laundromat?” Steve asks. “Where did you get the money?”

“I had a few quarters left,” Bucky says, shrugging.

“Oh,” Steve breathes softly. Bucky’s gaze flickers to the side, and Steve’s willing to bet his entire Christmas bonus that those had also been Bucky’slast quarters. Bucky literally used the last of his own money to wash Steve’s clothes.

The thought behind that gesture leaves Steve struggling with so many emotions that it takes him another ten seconds of silent gaping to realize that Bucky is still clutching something in his other hand as well.

“What’s that?” he asks, nodding towards the brown paper bag.

“Bagels,” Bucky says. “And coffee.”

“You—” Steve cuts himself off, eyes narrowing. “Last time I checked, those things cost more than a couple of quarters,” he points out.

“Yeah,” Bucky admits while digging his hand into the pocket of his jacket. “That’s why I borrowed some money from your wallet before I left. Here’s the change, by the way.”

Steve reaches out to catch the few crumpled dollars and pennies that Bucky holds out for him, staring at them while Bucky kicks his boots off by the door and saunters past him into the living room.

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anonymous asked:

Your last headcanon about Dettlaff unable to had a child broke my heart T_T I'm now imagining Regis finding out about this and after of a suspicious time showing up with vampire newborn and offering to raise child together \*^*/

I’m sorry, anon! But the idea is just too interesting not to explore. It’s a bit like with Daenerys from Game of Thrones. All she has are her dragons. And all Dettlaff has is his pack. “They are the only children I will ever have.”

Regis… where did you get that kid from? You know, I do imagine vampire pregnancies to be a lot less couple-bound than human ones. I don’t think two vampires having kids together are always a couple. They will have a child and whoever wants it takes it with him or her. So it’s not that nonplausible that Regis will have a child with a woman and then brings it back to raise it with Dettlaff. I do imagine as a couple, though :P Sorry, my OTP is showing.

anonymous asked:

where did u get that shirt i love it so much ??(also A+ selfies omg)

ty!! got it from @ literal_hell on insta, it was a collab between them and their friend whose username i can’t remember since the post n shirts themselves were available for a limited time :(

it’s legitimately kinda scary how fast I can go into “mom friend” mode when my friends do something potentially dangerous

Bless Steve Rogers, who, in the midst of everyone throwing down over the very idea of the Accords, actually tries to read through them. Keep reading, buddy! You’re almost to the section on the secret supermax prison hidden underneath the ocean!


Hinata’s far removed from his true potential, but he has rare speed and reflexes and his jump… He didn’t get the chance to play with a setter in junior high, and Kageyama is seeking for a fast spiker who can hit his tosses. Those guys are imperfect on their own, but put their abilities together… if we can utilize that combination… Karasuno will make explosive improvement!” -haikyuu!! ep.2


There was going to be a fic but now you guys get to make up the story yourself haha /tosses pen into the air


#let’s talk about the complete 180 that magnus can do #how closed off and cold he can be in one moment #and how utterly soft he can become in the next #especially around alec 


Haikyuu!! AU - Daisuga Florist AU

Sawamura Daichi’s first visit to the “Karasuno Flower Shop” ended with him leaving the store with a beautiful flower arrangement for his mother and a massive crush on Sugawara Koushi, the store’s owner and primary florist. Ever since their first meeting, Daichi has found himself going to the quaint little flower shop on a regular basis, buying flowers left and right until his home is overflowing with plant life. It isn’t until he goes home with a bouquet of purple lilacs that Sugawara had given to him free of charge that he notices the small card with a note attached to it. A phone number and a simple “Call me” are enough for him to go back to the flower shop and ask the beautiful florist working there for an arrangement that would be perfect for a first date

warm and soft like a fireplace….a heith….