where's my poncho at

HOW TO SEDUCE A SENATOR BY ANAKIN SKYWALKER:

“You’ve grown too. More beautiful I mean. For a senator I mean. Wait. I mean. Just. Um. Shit. Rewind.”

“You’re just the way I remember tou in my dreams - wait. That sounded wierd. Shit.”

*perpetually complains about how everyone treats him like a child*

“You’re so much nicer than sand. Soft and smooth. Shit, that sounded wierd too, didn’t it?”

*uses jedi skills to seductively send pear slices across the room*

“ I CANT DENY HOW I FEEEEL BOUT YOUUUU”

*fails rescue attempt*
*twice*