where's gavin

voiceofagamer8  asked:

Divided We Fall #9

9: Were there any alternate versions of this fic?

Yes! Lots and lots…

Because I wrote it over 15 months, and without a solid outline, just a vague idea of where the story was going, there was constant branching and alternate outcomes. The biggest one I’m actually going to be writing in; but more on that when I get closer to finishing it.

Spoilers and outtakes under the cut.

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RT Fan Gothic
  • A man sneezes while five other men are talking over him. You know exactly which one sneezed. 
  • Your brain is now unsure if someone has actually said this or if you can hear their voice in your head.
  • There is a cult for an editor. We are all members of said cult. We all bring our hands together above our heads. We worship this editor. PE/\KE. SPE/\K. P E /\ K E S P E /\ K
  • There is an infinite number of Adams. 
  • You click on a video that is 10 minutes long. You black out and come to hours later, watching a different, but similar video.
  • You are called a shizno and you feel insulted. You do not know what this word means, but you are insulted.
  • All your money is disappearing. You don’t know where it’s going, nor do you remember spending it, but merchandise keeps showing up on your doorstep. You have so much merchandise. Your room is covered with so many posters that they cover the windows. No way in. No way out. You only wear merchandise now. 
  • One man is constantly constantly shirtless and this is not questioned.
  • You wanted to watch a silly show about soldiers in a canyon. You didn’t know what you were signing up for. It wasn’t this. Anything but this. 
  • There are two pairs of Joel and Adams and no one ever knows which one a person is referring to.
  • There are screencaps of tweets on tumblr before the staff has even tweeted it.
  • Another hypothetical situation has been discussed. They must have hundreds of millions of dollars at this point.
  • A man is impregnated with an alien child, but this is fine. This is perfectly normal. This child grows up and plays on the basketball team. This is perfectly normal.
  • You feel the strange compulsion to add “as dicks” to everything you say.
  • There have been terrible, terrible things done For The Kids.
  • For some reason the dynamite is kind.
  • Certain state names make you cry.
  • One man is simultaneously the dumbest and smartest person alive. You do not question this.
  • A different man is at once a murderous dark god, a loving husband, and a gigantic nerd. This, too, is never questioned.
  • There are four of the exact same person. Not cloned, however. The clones are a different story we must never speak of.
  • Everything is also a gun.
  • You must pick a team in the great battle of red versus blue. Friendships have been ruined over picking the wrong team. There is no remaining neutral. 
  • No one thinks twice about giving a child access to weapon gun hybrids, nor do they reconsider letting them fight the monsters of the world. Clearly, a man has made many, many mistakes.
  • You do not know who this drunk man declaring that he is the cheese master is, but you accept his mastery of cheese.
  • We wonder why we’re here. We see it as one of life’s greatest mysteries.

GTA AU where Gavin and Ryan don’t know each other but accidently add each other on snapchat and end up in a competition of who can commit the most outrageous crime.

Gavin posts a snap on his story hijacking a truck full of raybans so Ryan one-ups him by posting a picture of himself wearing five Gucci belts next to a delivery truck.

Gavin snaps a picture posing next to a cop he’s handcuffed to his car, so Ryan posts of a picture of the entire LSPD chained to their desks.

Gavin steals a fire truck so Ryan posts a video of the fire station set on fire with his maniacal laughter in the background.

Gavin posts a selfie from the back of a cop car with the crying emoji over his face, and half an hour later Ryan adds a video to his story of him and Gavin driving down Chiliad as a police helicopter circles them.

Remember that one week where every Rooster Teeth and Achievement Hunter video involved bananas. Like every single video had at least one person eating a banana. There was the Let’s Play where Gavin was a banana. They wore banana-themed shirts, they ate bananas on the various podcasts, at staff meetings. An animated Joel ate a banana in RTAA. And everyone was getting kind of suspicious because an entire company seemed to have suddenly become banana-crazed.

And then this happened

the-prophet-on-acid  asked:

Right so have you ever played saints row 3? Specifically the opening mission where the saints rob a bank while all dressed as Gat "because who wouldn't wanna be johnny Gat" Cuz I keep thinking of the fakes pulling off a heist when someone (probably Gavin) has suggested they all do it dressed as the vagabond. Hilarity with the pre heist banter and then ridiculous news reports as 5 vagabonds pull of a heist accompanied by a 6th female vagabond

Oh man I haven’t but that is amazing. The Fake’s would be so into it too, the second someone floats the idea they’re all in, sourcing jackets and masks, debating pants, brainstorming the most appropriate heist to debut this beautiful nightmare. Best of all; they don’t tell Ryan. He’s off on some job, and even when he returns they keep their planning on the down low, too hyped up to cover the inevitable sniggers and pointed looks but no matter how creatively Ryan asks no one spills the beans.

When the fateful day finally comes around they let Ryan arrive at the meeting place first so they can truly appreciate the range of his reaction as the rest of the crew shows up one by one, all fully decked out and doing their best menacing Vagabond impersonations, complete with ridiculously puffed chests and comically deep grumbles. Ryan’s not exactly impressed at first, wary surprise moving to confusion then annoyance, flaring into a moment of true anger before crumbling into amusement, Ryan laughing just as hard as anyone else when he realises that the true butt of this particular joke isn’t him at all.

The Los Santos police don’t have a pleasant relationship with any of the Fake AH Crew, but there’s no denying that on any given day the mysterious Mercenary is their greatest antagonist. This is an LSPD who have never seen Ryan’s face, have never managed to catch him at all let alone long enough to rid him of that infernal mask, so of course pinning him down in an alley following his attempt to escape the FAHC’s latest bank heist leaves them thrilled. At least until the Vagabond rips off his skull and hurls it away, leaving nothing but a mess of red, white and black paint smeared across a grinning face, the momentary shock of recognition giving Geoff more than enough time to fight his way free.

To say police reports got hazy and confused from this point on is an understatement. A handful of officers are convinced the Vagabond doesn’t even exist, unknown for so long because he is not an individual at all, simply the alter ego of the Fake’s boss or perhaps even a rotation of their known members. Except then of course yet another Vagabond saunters out of the bank and into the street, mini gun whirring as he peppers the area and forces officers to duck for cover, masked head thrown back and cackling the unmistakable wild laughter of Mogar. 

In the face of that realisation it isn’t hard to identify the next pair to tumble out of the bank and flank Jones, both dwarfed by their jackets in different ways Dooley and Free are visibly thrilled to enter the fray. As the maskless Ramsey reappears and regroups they’re joined by another pair, one sporting the long flaming red-orange hair of the Firebird, the other making liberal use of Pattillo’s distinctive shotgun. Last but not least comes what can only be the true Vagabond, retrospectively unmistakable in direct comparison, all size and strength and seeping menace as he lifts his gun and joins his crew.

The FAHC are surrounded on all sides now, not that you’d know it from the crew’s attitude, audibly laughing and jeering, seemingly having the time of their lives as they swan about the street. They are all referring to each other as Vagabond, all stomping around and shouting vivid threats that would be horrifying if not for the strange inflections and stutters they’ve all adopted. At one point the true Vagabond stops shooting all together to stalk after Free, sending him scuttling behind Ramsey and cutting off a particularly graphic diatribe about being sexually attracted to diet coke of all things. For the most part though Vagabond prime seems to be enjoying the inexplicable farce as much as anyone in the crew, crowing about good looks and superior talents, assuring his team that he understands because honestly, who wouldn’t want to be the Vagabond?

Still, alarmingly playful interactions aside the tide has to turn eventually, pinned in the FAHC are certainly causing brutal damage but faced with wave after wave of LSPD reinforcements their ammo begins to dwindle, their bodies start to tire. Deadly they may be but at the end of the day they are, after all, only human. They can’t last forever.  

Which is, of course, when the final two Vagabond’s make their appearance; a giant, heavily armoured black truck crashing through police barricades like tissue paper, both driver and passenger masked but easy enough to identity for anyone who has spent time studying the FAHC. The driver, with Bragg’s shaggy dip-dyed hair emerging from his black skull, pulls the truck around as the passenger hangs half-way out the window and lays down a spray of covering fire. Collins’ cheerful voice rings out above the chaos, cajoling the Fake’s into the car like a soccer mum gathering her brood, all c’mon kids, say goodbye to the nice officers now it’s time to go home.  

By the time the troop of Vagabonds escape, truck packed like a clown car and busting out as easily as it burst in, only the enormous property damage, relentlessly replayed media footage and a truly staggering number of civilian selfies taken with all nine Vagabonds remain to convince the LSPD that the whole bizarre experience wasn’t a collective fever dream.

Let's Play Minecraft #253: Sky Factory Part 3
  • Gavin: Bedroom's done!
  • Michael: Ooooooh!
  • Jeremy: Woah!
  • Michael: *gesturing to the bed* Oh, is this where we sleep here?
  • Gavin: Yeah, we should all sleep here. Oh hold on, finishing touch! *punches a hole in the wall and runs to the chest* Hold on.
  • Michael: I'm holdin'.
  • Gavin: Wait for it.
  • Michael: Oooh, I'm getting tired!
  • *Jeremy knocks more holes in the wall Gavin just made*
  • Michael: *whispers* Jeremy, you fucking monster.
  • Gavin: OH! Jeremy! Nono! NO!
  • Jeremy: No?
  • Gavin: *Places glass* Got it.
  • *Jeremy and Michael laugh*
  • ...
  • *Jeremy smashes the glass*
  • Gavin: Oh!
  • Michael: Oh my God, you just smashed the glass!
  • Gavin: We only had one-
  • *Jeremy punches Gavin out of a window*
  • Michael: OOOP! OOP!
  • *Gavin falls to his death. Jeremy starts wheeze-laughing*
  • Ryan: What's happening over there?
  • *Gavin dies*
  • Ryan: GAVIN!
  • Gavin: Jeremy just chucked me out the WINDOW!
  • Ryan: GAVIN!
  • Gavin: WITH ALL OF- *STRANGLED YELL* JEREMY!
  • Ryan: What did he ha- What did you have?!
  • Gavin: JEREMY!
  • Ryan: You had wood didn't ya?
  • Gavin: WHA- I HAD ALL KINDS OF WOOD, JEREMY
  • *Jeremy's still wheeze laughing*
  • Gavin: AND NOW WE HAVE ANOTHER SHITTING BLOODY BEACON OF LIGHT COMING UP THROUGH THE DAMN- IDIOT!I HAD A SUPER CROOK- I HAD A SUPER CROOK, JEREMY. YOU SMEGGER!
12.13 coda

Long-lost lovers, reunited in blinding light. Turning towards one another with bowed heads, disappearing into eternity together. Bonded with no regrets and without looking back.

It’s bittersweet to witness. It’s both difficult and a blessing to watch what happens when someone that would go to ends of the earth for you ends up regretting it.

When Fiona and Gavin disappear from their threshold of cursed stone, Dean turns from the doorway and rubs his eyes. He tells himself it’s to dispel the spots still dotting along his vision from staring too hard, but it’s really because he’s starting to get a headache.

“Look at this mess,” he mutters, knocking the edge of the bowl that Sam had mixed together with his knuckles. A few drops of blood have been scattered along the table, one thin strand from where Gavin had been standing.

Sam sighs. “I’ll clean it up. Don’t worry about it.”

Dean stares at the blood on the table. His eyes snag on the clear edge of one jar that sits across from him.

“Nah,” he finds himself saying. “I’ll help.”

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while playing For Honor, Gavin remarked on the amount of lion statues in a medieval game…

Ryan: Wouldn’t have thought they’d seen that many lions, to be honest…

Gavin: Well, where are they?

Ryan, hesitantly: I – mean – Africa, right?

Gavin: (stares at European castle)

Ryan:

Gavin: Do you mean lions? I mean where are the people in this game?

Ryan: (embarrassed giggling)

anonymous asked:

AND ANOTHER FUCKY THING why did they put in that random-ass scene where Greg (Gavin?) complains about Sherlock getting all the credit for the cases? It just?? Doesn't make sense with the whole "great man/good one" dichotomy comment he makes the next time we see him??? Why put the scene in??? If you're not?? Going to follow it up??? It was so random What The Fuck???

YEAH 

And you know why Sherlock gets all the credit?! John’s blog. That they keep on mentioning. 

LET’S JUST DROP THIS BIG LOOSE END FOR NO REASON HERE:

And also let’s just name the opening episode THE SIX THATCHERS which, even besides it “just” being a post to find on the blog, IS ALSO SHOWN ON JOHN’S LAPTOP IN A SCANDAL BELGRAVIA A.K.A THE PAST.

As I’ve said before, this is not just a simple continuity error. It’s blatantly deliberate, in my opinion. Unless Joe Lidster forgot to remind them ‘oh hey guys I also wrote this blog post?? it’s the same title?? remember we put it in the show?? oh well they didn’t hear me, too late…’ lmao

WHY HAS NO-ONE ASKED THEM ABOUT THIS YET (another post on this here cause I’m not over this) LMAO I bet they were like ‘damn we got away with having to dodge that question.’ Because it’s one of the Big Keys to realising there’s Something Very Off and ready to be solved about this whole series.

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This is a surprise project for @whalehuntingboyfriends heyo

From the wonderful story “Where the lost go” by @whalehuntingboyfriends
I got commissioned a while ago by @armadil-lauren to made this comic inspired by Geoff and Gavin’s relationship in this story and the song “Dynasty” by miia

This is my first real attempt at comic layout kind of deal and I’m real proud of the result!