where you think you're going baby

Strict

Hello guys well i felt inspired so i wrote this haha, please let me know if you like it and feel free to request! Check out “Unstoppable”!

Genre: Romance, Fluff, Smut.

Length: 2k

One shot

Summary; “Chanyeol was known for being a very strict teacher”


“Okay students you can now leave” said your math teacher getting her things and leaving the classroom. 

“Hurry up y/n i don’t want to be late for Mr. Park’s class!” of course she wouldn’t want to be late, it was Mr. Park’s class he was known for his amazingly good looks but also known for being very strict, so basically he had all the girls swooning for him… including you, you immediately had a crush on him since the first day you saw him. 

“Okay, okay let’s go” You said putting the last book in your backpack and headed to the door with her.

When you arrived to Mr. Park’s classroom you saw that he was talking to your brother Baekhyun, he was also a teacher there but unlike Mr. Park that was new, your brother already had 5 years giving classes in school. 

You tried to walk fast past them but your brother was fast enough to notice “Where do you think you're going missy” Busted. You stopped at your tracks and turned around to look at him. 

You noticed that Mr. Park was also looking at you so that made you nervous since his gaze was always very strong, your cheeks reddened a bit. 

Baekhyun made you a motion to get close to them. “Are you just going to act like you didn't see me and not say hello?” he asked in disbelief. “Baekhyun i see you everyday at home” You answered crossing your arms over your chest making a ‘are you serious?’ type of look. 

“But i didn’t speak to my baby sister this morning, i went to see you but you were still sleeping” He pouted. “Do you know you drool in your sleep?” he asked while pulling your cheek lightly. You wouldn’t have minded what he said if you were alone but Mr. Park was listening to everything so it did make you flush in embarrassment. “Gosh Baekhyun that's one of the reasons i act like i don’t know you, you have no filter” You said putting one of your hands in your face. 

“Each day you get more rude” he said moving his head in disappointment way. You were about to retort but the bell rang signaling it was time to start class. Baekhyun said goodbye and got out of the classroom while you went to your seat.  

“Okay everybody i just want to see pencil and eraser in your table put everything else in your backpack and turn off cellphones”

You turned to look at your best friend in horror and whispered “Oh my gosh is the exam today?” she nodded her head. “I told you twice yesterday but you were just daydreaming y/n” she whispered back. 

You were doomed, you were already failing this subject and with this it was just worse. 

Mr. Park passed the exams to everyone and once finished he said “Okay you have the whole hour, good luck” he sat at his desk and started checking some exams from the other group. 

You stared at the paper intently searching for something you could answer but your mind was just blank, you looked at your best friend for help but she just shrugged.

50 minutes and your paper sheet was still white, there were only three students left in the classroom including you. You turned around to look if someone could help but they were concentrated in there exam then you turned your eyes to look at Mr. Park but he was already watching you. 

Your mouth opened a bit at the surprise and your cheeks started to feel hot so you fastly looked at your paper sheet again in embarrassment.

10 minutes and you were the only one left in the classroom, so you stood up decided to just give up and give him that blank paper sheet. 

“Why is the paper sheet blank Mrs. Byun?” he asked looking at the white paper and then raising his eyes to you.

You looked down to the floor and answer sincerely “I forgot to study and well i didn’t know anything” you sighed, he was your crush and you were just making a fool of yourself.

“Are you consent that your failing my class right?” you nodded your head in agreement “Mr. Park i really don’t want to fail this class can’t i do the exam again tomorrow please?” You asked looking at him with hope, you were pretty sure he would say no since he was known for being strict but he got you off guard when he said “I want to see you here tomorrow at 4 and don't be late” 

“Thank you so much Mr. Park i promise i’ll do my best!” you got your things from your table and left the classroom in a hurry.

Next day.

You arrived to the classroom at 3:55 and Mr. Park wasn’t there yet so you decided to write some notes in your leg just in case you forgot since you didn’t want to fail.

It was 4:05 when Mr. Park went inside the classroom “Sorry for the tardiness” said that he gave you your exam “Good luck”

You already where more than halfway from finishing the exam when you got to a question you didn’t know “What event took place on July 10th 1951 that started a two year long process to peace?” suddenly you remembered you wrote it on your leg so you raised you head to look at Mr. Park but he looked very busy writing down notes, so you decided to lift your skirt a bit to look at the answer.

“What are you doing Mrs. Byun?” Shit. You hurriedly fixed your skirt and tried to look normal “Nothing Mr. Park” you smiled nervously. 

“Come over here” You hesitated to get up but you saw how serious he was so you gave up and went towards him.

“I want you to lift your skirt up” Your eyes widened in surprise. “N-no i’m not going to do that” you stuttered a bit. 

“Fine” He pulled you with force towards him making you sit in his lap, he put his hand on your leg and raised your skirt, showing him the notes you had made. You looked at him in shock it was too much to register since it happened so fast. “I-i can explain” he looked at you smirking.

“I give you the chance to redo the exam and you just do this…bad girl” one of his hand grabbed your face making you turn to look at him. 

“I think you need a punishment” he said whispering to your ear. Your eyes widened and you gasped, that’s when he took the perfect opportunity to connect your lips together.

You where shocked, you never expected him to do this you had daydreamed of this a lot of times before but you never thought it would actually happen in real life. 

You started to move your lips in sync with his, the kiss was rough and passionate, his hands started to wonder around your body stopping at one of your breast while you started to unbutton his shirt but he stopped you. “I never ordered you to unbutton my shirt baby” you put your hands down to your lap and nodded. 

He chuckled and then his lips went towards your neck starting to give you light kisses to finally suck on your sweet spot leaving a big hickey. “I don’t want you to cover that okay?” A slight moan escaped your lips and he smiled at your action and then kept sucking, you took a grab at his hair and pulled lightly moaning “Mr. Park, t-this is wrong” 

“If this is wrong…” his hand moved your underwear to the side and started to touch your clit “then why are you so wet?” 

You were going to answer but a loud moan left your mouth when he inserted two fingers in your core and started to move them in and out fastly.

“Do you like this baby?” he asked looking at you expression of pleasure “Ye-yes please keep going” you took the opportunity to unbutton your shirt and toss it to the side leaving you in your bra, starting to touch your breasts. “Faster!” You moaned

He obeyed and went faster adding a third finger, making you scream in pleasure. “Look how i have you with just my fingers, imagine if it was my dick, love”  your core got tight at his words making you feel close to orgasm. 

You were so close to letting go when he abruptly took his fingers out of you. You turned around to give him a mad look but you saw him licking his fingers clean that making your core feel wet again. 

“Take all your clothes off” he ordered. You opened you mouth to retort that he was still fully clothed but he cut you off by saying “If you’re not going to use your pretty mouth to suck me off then i don’t want to hear you say a thing” You closed your mouth and just stared at him, you knew he had a strict personality but wow this was different. 

You started to take your clothes one by one while he just stared at you with lust. When you finished he said “Bend on the desk” you nodded your head and bent on the desk clearly showing him your most private part. 

You felt nervous since you didn’t know what he would do but the thought was replaced when you felt his wet muscle on your clit and a moan escaped from your mouth “Oh my god” you said while taking a hold at the sides of the desk. 

His tongue moved expertly in your clit making you clench your back in pleasure, you could actually say that you felt in heaven Mr. Park definitely knew what he was doing. 

You turned your head to the side and looked back at him seeing that he had already took his dick out and was jacking himself off, this action made your walls clench it was very hot sight to see especially since he had a very big size.

“AH!” You shouted finally having your first orgasm letting your juices out.

“You taste nice” he said standing on feet, you were going to turn around to get your clothes but he held you back in your place against the desk. “I never said we were over love” he started to undress and when finished he placed his dick at your entrance rubbing it up and down your core softly. “Are you virgin?” he asked in curiosity. 

“No, i’m not” said that he plunged hard inside you making you let out a long moan. 

He started to go fastly in and out inside you not letting you adjust to his size, making you a moaning mess “You're so tight baby” he said while giving your ass a light slap, he then pushed deeper and that’s when he found your g-spot “Yes Mr. Park there!” you screamed, you just felt in ecstasy.

“Call me Chanyeol” he said to your ear moaning and hit your spot harder making you scream in pleasure. 

“Faster Chanyeol!” you felt your second orgasm starting to build up fast and and he felt it too since your walls started to clench around his dick.

“I’m close chanyeol, don't stop” one of his hands went to your clit and started to rubbing it fast. 

“Yes, yes!” You shouted in pleasure letting your orgasm free, he then fastly pulled out of you and let hit seeds spill in your back letting a loud moan from his mouth. 

He pulled out of you and let himself sit in the ground in exhaustion, you lifted yourself off the desk and followed him to sit beside him. 

He turned his head to look at you and you smiled at him, surprisingly he smiled back making you lose your breath for a second at the sight of this beautiful man.

“So… is it true that you drool in your sleep?” he laughed.

“Stupid Baekhyun”

Me and Daddy in the market the other day
  • *walking through the aisle getting groceries*
  • Me: *sees Dino nuggets and walks toward them*
  • Daddy: *grabs my arm before I can get to far* Where do you think you're going little one? You know you're supposed to stay near me at all times.
  • Me: I was gonna get something.
  • Daddy: What were you going to get?
  • Me: *points at the Dino nuggets*
  • Daddy: *chuckles* I'll get them for you baby girl, they're too high for you to reach anyway. *kisses my forehead* I'll be right back.
  • 💖💜❤️

confused-gypsy  asked:

Hi love your account so much and I hope you're having a good day! Could you please rec me fics where one is a nerd or really nice and innocent and the other is punk or a bad boy? Kind of like baby heavens in your eyes!

Heya ! Thank you for your kind words :*

So, I tried :

- set alight my veins  : If Liam really thinks it’s funny to send him on a surprise date with a tattooed, leather wearing punk then Harry’s going to have words with him later. When he’s managed to stop staring at the guy across from him.-Harry’s quiet and shy and does all his homework. Louis drives motorbikes and never turns up to school. Their respective friends think they’d be a cute couple. (11k, M)

- Baby Heaven’s in your Eyes : They couldn’t be more different if they tried. Louis Tomlinson is 17 years old and in his last year of the most prestigious private school in Doncaster. Everyone who attends his school knows him thanks to his incredibly rich family, sassy attitude and gorgeous girlfriend, Eleanor Calder. If there’s one thing that completely annoys him, it’s that there is a poor community college right across the street.Harry Styles is 19 years old, and (once again) in his last year of college. He goes to community college in Doncaster. He never shows up to classes and if he actually bothers to, he’s either high or drunk; sometimes both. His skin is littered with tattoos and if there’s one thing he absolutely hates, it’s the snobby students attending the private school right across from his. (120k, E)

- Violets and Paper Aeroplanes: Harry likes Louis very much a lot and Louis’ a bit of an arsehole. (14k, T)

- The Moments When My Good Times Start to Fade : Where Harry is a flower child who works in a bakery and Louis is a guitarist who has no idea what it is he wants. (23k, NR)

- Take All of Your Doubts (You Can Throw ‘Em Out) : Louis Tomlinson is a punk who figures he’s just destined to be alone. Harry Styles is his nerdy best friend who is always there to pick him up when he’s down. Somewhere along the way feelings grow. (6k, NR)

- Give Me Truths: Louis is a psychology student with a tattoo count as high as his genius IQ. Harry is in a (sort-of) relationship with a homophobic man and hates himself a little more every day. Things fall apart and Louis puts him back together.Or, the one in which Louis falls in love with a fragile boy and tells him every beautiful truth in the world, as long as it makes him happy. (110k, E)

- Sun-kissed Hurricane, Perfect Storm       : Harry is the quiet kid in the back of his statistics class who writes a lot and dreams about Louis’ cheekbones . Louis needs a statistics tutor ASAP before he flunks and the quiet kid in the back of the class seems like a good choice. Harry wants to help Louis however he can and Louis wants to see how much he can make Harry blush. (7k, T)

- Love (is a choice we make): Punk!Louis moves across the street from flowerchild!Harry. He also goes to Harry’s high school where Harry’s being bullied and at first he joins the people bullying Harry but then he sees Harry’s scars from self-harming and stops, without actually helping his situation. Then they are assigned on baby project for Sex Ed together and they get really close throughout it. Louis fucks Harry one day in Harry’s twin bed and Harry has really sensitive nipples so Louis likes to play with those. If Louis could also kiss his scars would be great. (5.5k, T)

- Nicotine : “We’re two different types of people, Liam. He likes sex and drugs, I like theater and tea. Trust me, we’d never date.” Except they would, they do, and neither of them plans on letting go anytime soon. “Just because you can get me hard doesn’t mean I like you,“ Louis whispered. The fact was, he didn’t like Harry right now, not at all. Not even a bit.   “Yeah, yeah,” Harry murmured, his breath fanning over Louis’ cock as he spoke. “You done telling me how much you hate me so I can suck you off?” (32k, E)

- There’s Nothing In This World To Fix Us : Harry still holds the school record for most detentions in his high school career, Liam doesn’t want any drama, Louis is all about drama, Zayn draws roses, and Niall’s braces and spot in marching band gets him all the girls.Or, a Breakfast Club AU where Harry’s a delinquent, Liam’s an athlete, Louis is a prep, and Niall’s a nerd, and Zayn’s an artist. (6, NR)

Not What He Expected-Part 7-(Full Version)

o here it is, my FIRST A/B/O series featuring Alpha! Dean/ Omega! Reader (not Destiel). I am still a Samgirl to the very core of my being, but I thought it would be fun to try something different for a change.

You meet Dean Winchester in a bar when he attempts to come to your rescue after a drunk Alpha tries to take advantage of you.  He quickly realizes you’re not what he expected.  You’re a very independent Omega who is used to speaking her mind.  He’s all Alpha, but there is just something about you, an attraction that makes him want to know more…….

Part 1 (All parts are linked)

Master List

Text messages are in bold.

Dean leaned up on one elbow and stared at me, looking rumpled and delicious.  “Is your Babi anything like you?” He said with a grin.

“Babi taught me everything I know,” I said with a chuckle. “Her opinion is very important to me.”

“I can’t wait to meet her and tell her just how amazing her granddaughter is,”  he told me as he leaned in and kissed me. Damn, could this man kiss!

“Just don’t tell her how easy I am when it comes to you, okay?”  Dean would only be the second guy I had ever introduced to Babi, so she knew he was already important to me.

“So I’m not sharing that I know you in the biblical sense?” He said with a raised eyebrow.

“Oh don’t worry, she’ll know.”

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

"Let's go, baby" "Honey" "Princess" "Jiminie" "Jimin-ah" "Jimin-ssi" "I want you x3" "Where do you think you're running to?" "What were you doing without me?" "I will make you come again" "I'll come to your room" "His eyes are so pretty when smiles" "Jiminie hyung's toes are cute!" And he talks informally to Jimin a lot etc. Jimin who is 2 years older......Honestly how can people deny all of this? this is not a normal hyung-dongseong relationship.

aekf EXACTLY MY POINT!!! like, i’m not the most knowledgeable in the korean language or culture, but i know enough to know that isn’t a normal thing for someone 2 years younger to do. no matter how much people claim it is. saying things like that, on top of talking informally is very weird for someone to do when they are younger. like even when people are super close, and talk informally to each other, calling them baby and honey and princess????? ummmm not really a bro thing to do. like……. jungkook spouts all this sappy, unusual shit and people are like “but as friends tho :)” like no……… not as friends. cuz that’s not shit friends do. like no matter how different korean culture is or how close guys are there, that’s just ?? not normal ?? so i love how whipped and real jikook are, in conclusion :)))))

anonymous asked:

Do you think there's a meaning to life? I know it's a stupid question but everyone around me is living a cookie cutter life. I'm trying to explore the world and learn from the experiences that come. But sometimes I get lost in that. You seem like you don't have any set goals in life and are just letting the universe take you where you're suppose to go. Would you care to share a thought? :)

No meaning, baby. I’m a nihilist. I follow my feelings, my intuition and let the universe do the rest.

anonymous asked:

Hey my Welsh baby. Missed me? I'm trying not to become an alcoholic so I haven't been getting drunk as much. But I've eaten nada today and had two whiskeys so get ready for it!! Actually I really fucking want to go to Wales and go to Ponty Piddle and then meet you and look at cat pics together that would be so great. Sorry I can't think of any ignorant questions to ask. But I'll try for old times sake. Ummm. Do your eat coal? Does your mum listen to Tom Jones and Harry Seacombe to get off?

..if you touch a single blade of grass upon the land of my fathers 

anonymous asked:

Hello!! I 'm a big fan and I've been little down in the dumps lately : / and I know you're busy but is there any way you could do a prompt where Dadsona is babysitting river, I love the little cutie so much! You can choose any scenario you want and even add all the dads if you want. I'd just really appreciate anything with cute baby river.

(I hope you feel better soon anon - Mod Rae)

“Hey, bro, so uh, I kind of need to go on business trip back to California for about 2 days and the twins are going to be with Smashley but I don’t think she can handle River so could you please take care of her while I’m gone?”
That was the call that you had received about a week ago from Craig and not surprisingly, he sounded rather nervous. Of course you had agreed without further question. River was such a sweet baby, you couldn’t find anything that could be difficult about babysitting the smol child for 2 days. But now Craig had left and you had a screaming baby in your arms.

When had you ever seen River like this? You tried to soothe the screeching child as you bounced her in the crook of your arm and ended up getting snot all over your shirt. Sighing softly, you put her down on the ground with Arnold. “There… Good baby…” you whispered and she finally stopped crying, hiccuping while staring up at you innocently. She finally seemed the perfect infant you always envisioned her to be. Large brown eyes, chubby cheeks and thighs and excited baby sounds. She waved her arms around in the air while gurgling and you amused her, grabbing a rattle from nearby. You shook it in front of her face while cooing, making River squeal with laughter.

A smile crept onto your lips unknowingly. “Alright River, time to sleep,” you took the rattle away after a while and watched as she blinked at you. “Nap time,” you said again. Picking her up, you bent to grab Arnold as well. Experience had told you that Arnold had to be wherever River was, and you weren’t looking forward to another breakdown.p>

You started to rock her in your arms, slowly and gently as you tried to bounce a little with your dad knees™. River stared up at you sleepily. “Mlep…” she murmured and closed her eyes, mouth slightly ajar. Soon saliva ran down the side of her mouth and her thumb was in-between her lips.

After making sure she was asleep, you put her in her cot and slinked out of the room. You could relax for the next few hours. Without a screaming baby, you sinked down onto the sofa in the living room.

Free! 50% Off {Sentence Starters}
  • "Man. This place sure brings back memories for me."
  • "You broke out, didn't you?"
  • "Oh my God, is he dead?! Why did you put him in the car?!"
  • "Look at that majestic ass motherfucker."
  • "I assure you all that I will not embarrass myself like last time."
  • "Do not be alarmed! I’m about to be hilarious!"
  • "Oh no, he's hot when he's sad!"
  • "So I regain consciousness, there's cops everywhere, ____'s covered in blood, got an ice pick-"
  • "I think that guard you killed had a family."
  • "______, why are you getting naked?!"
  • "Okay, I'm coming in! Also, you're gonna need a new back door."
  • "I'd do anything to you. FOR you!"
  • "I guarantee that if I get out of this chair, you'll end up in one with wheels."
  • "Awesome! Wait, what just happened?"
  • "Isn't this great? It's just like when we were younger."
  • "I wasn't thinking about killing you."
  • "Why he touchin' my man? Where's he go with my man?!"
  • "I DON'T REMEMBER, MAN! I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHO I AM!"
  • "You can do me! IT! It. You can do it!"
  • "That's right! I'm in charge now!"
  • "Come on, let me get them digits, baby! Let's make this a thang!"
  • "Oooooh, that's probably not good."
  • "Aw, it should be illegal to be dat fine!"
  • "This doesn't seem like the time for polka renditions of Kesha songs."
  • "Why don't you just be yourself and tell him how you feel?"
  • "And she tore through that chain fence like it was tin foil!"
  • "I'm working on a dream journal project about ab muscles for-- Biology."
Bullying! Send my muse one of these angsty starters.
  • .: Warning! May contain triggering themes!
  • "Everyone thinks it's really gross of you to leave your hair down, seeing how widely your spreading that dandruff."
  • "God, you are so goddamn disgusting. Please move out of the way so I don't catch something."
  • "Hey, you may not notice this but your kind of poor. Like really really poor. Kind of trashy too."
  • "That was your mother? HA! That?! Well everything makes sense now."
  • "How would I possibly know how gum got stuck in your hair? Maybe you got it from digging in the trash again."
  • "No, you're not allowed to go by here. Why? Because I said so."
  • "You're going to live alone your entire life because you're ugly, stupid, pathetic and nobody wants you."
  • "Urgh, look at you, no wonder you don't have any friends."
  • "If I were you I would've killed myself long ago."
  • "Why don't you just leave? Nobody wants you here."
  • "Look, someone let their dog off its lead."
  • "Ew, go jump of a cliff loser."
  • "You know everyone thinks you're a joke, they were just being nice to you because they feel sorry for you."
  • "Look who it is, all alone in the bathroom."
  • "I know where you sleep."
  • "I thought I told you not to come around here any more."
  • "Aww, look at the little baby. What are you going to do, cry?"
Parenting ||Starter Sentences|| Part 1
  • "Would you please deal with him/her? I need time to myself for a while."
  • "He/She's in timeout because he/she hit some other kid at school today."
  • "Baby's awake..."
  • "I can't find his/her blankie and he/she needs it to sleep."
  • "That's it, I'm gonna take a nap."
  • "Dammit, he/she was asleep! Thanks a lot."
  • "Where's his/her teething toy?"
  • "We'll have all the time in the world to ourselves when he/she goes off to school, but for now... you're on Diaper Duty."
  • "You gonna potty train him/her yet? I'm planning on sending him/her to preschool in a couple of months."
  • "He/She's screaming his/her head off for you. I don't think he/she'll go in without you."
  • "I better apologize to my dad/mom soon... now I know what he/she meant by 'I hope your kids turn out to be exactly like you.'"
  • "He/She fell off the slide at the playground and bruised up his/her leg pretty damn good."
And now, a second inner-monologue by Damn You're Hot

::Ga Eul screams in the distance::

“…wait. Was that…?”

“Fuck, fuck, fuck. I swear to God, I’m going to kill her. Goddamn moron girl, fuck!”

“Okay, no. Where the hell is she. She better fucking be at the top of this fucking hill. I’m telling you, I am not fucking joking right now…”

“Oh my God. Holy Christ. Where the fuck are you, Ga Eul, baby? Seriously, I’m going to fucking kill her.”

“Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Fucking shit-balls on a stick. I think something happened to her. Where the fuck is she?!”

“She’s gone. She’s dead. Something fucking happened and I’m too late. I toldthat idiot not to come up here! FUCK. I missed my chance. I should’ve fucking told her… I should’ve just… But instead, nooooo, I was mean to her. All because I was mad at my own fucking penis. No, no, no…”

“Is that…? When I turn around, that better be her fucking ghost.”

“You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me.”

“I hate you… so goddamn much… FUCK!Why do I want to bang you so hard? I want to slaughter you.”

anonymous asked:

Remember when jikook MC'd and after they were all sweaty and tired and Jimin tried to hit JK's chest but JK blocked it cause he knew it was coming? About this recent vlive when he caught Jimin with his arm asked where he thought he was going and Jimin laughed cause he knew he got caught. I think its a regular thing, the manhandling, but it's putting some real trashy thoughts in my mind...just imagine JK throwing him on the bed while saying "where do u think you're going?"..(it probably happens)

im soooo sorry. bc you’re getting a lot more than you bargained for nony. im really sorry. 

please also think about the fact that jimin lets jungkook manhandle him. like, jimin himself said jungkook is physically stronger right? but he’s also younger than jimin. jimin could assert his hyung status but he doesnt. that tells me there’s a mutual understanding and trust between the two and the fact that jimin is okay with the manhandling. 

also, this is completely random and im sorry for putting this as an answer to your ask but…im probably in the minority here. i dont see jungkook as dominant/domineering etc. jimin on the other hand tho….anyways. i could probably find receipts but honestly im so done with everything right now im sorry this got out of hand. 

bonus shy jungkook: 

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Spirited Away: Sentence Starters
  • "You don't remember your name?"
  • "What's going on here?"
  • "Something you wouldn't recognize. It's called love."
  • "I just remembered something from a long time ago, I think it may help you."
  • "A river spirit?"
  • "My name is __________."
  • "That must be why I can't find my way home."
  • "I remember you falling into the river."
  • "I remember your little pink shoe."
  • "So, you're the one who carried me back to shallow water."
  • "You saved me."
  • "I knew you were good!"
  • "Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can't remember."
  • "Your body matches your brain."
  • "I finally get a bouquet and it's a goodbye present. That's depressing."
  • "Don't take that food!"
  • "We're gonna get in trouble!"
  • "He's got credit cards and cash!"
  • "Try to remember as much as you can about your old life."
  • "I thought I never met him before!"
  • "Oh, that's a wonderful place to start!"
  • "Once you meet someone, you never really forget them."
  • "I promise I'll be back."
  • "You can't die."
  • "Don't worry, I've got four-wheel drive."
  • "I just want you to know my real name!"
  • "What a pretty name!"
  • "Be sure to take good care of it!"
  • "A new home and a new school? It is a bit scary."
  • "I think I can handle it."
  • "We're identical twins and exact opposites."
  • "You're the one everyone's been looking for!"
  • "She's my granddaughter."
  • "There must be some mistake!"
  • "I followed her voice and woke up lying here."
  • "I'm sorry I called you a dope before... I take it back!"
  • "I'm sorry my sister turned you parents into pigs."
  • "It's just the way things are."
  • "Can't you please give me more help than that?"
  • "Are you emotionally tramautized?"
  • "I'm hungry!"
  • "Why don't you wake everyone up!"
  • "What an esophagus!"
  • "Those are shrines. Some people believe spirits live in them."
  • "Don't be afraid, I just wanna help you."
  • "Open your mouth and eat this."
  • "If you don't eat food from this world, you'll disappear."
  • "It's made from the threads your friends wove together."
  • "Try this. It's delicious."
  • "Want some gold? I'm not giving it to anybody else!"
  • "What would you like? Just name it."
  • "You should go back to where you came from."
  • "Don't you have any friends or family?"
  • "What is it that you want?"
  • "Are you going to eat me?"
  • "What did you do to me?"
  • "Welcome the rich man, he's hard for you to miss."
  • "His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty there to kiss!"
  • "It's gonna stink."
  • "It doesn't look so bad."
  • "I'm see-through!"
  • "You better get here before I forget what my parents look like."
  • "I hope my dad hasn't gotten too fat."
  • "What did you do with my baby?"
  • "Aren't you even going to knock?"
  • "You're the most pathetic little girl I've ever seen."
  • "Stay right where you are, I'm coming to get you!"
  • "I won't let him hurt you."
  • "I think he needs help!"
  • "You smell like a human!"
  • "Roasted newt!"
  • "You want to lose your nose?"
  • "Oh, paper cut!"
|| its always sunny in philadelphia || sentence starters ||
  • "I eat stickers all the time dude!"
  • "You think a pirate lives in there?"
  • "How much cheese have you eaten today?"
  • "How much cheese is too much cheese?"
  • "I had a lot of cheese, a block of cheese."
  • "I have an idea."
  • "What are you gonna do? Hit him?"
  • "That does unbang your mom."
  • "But I am who I am."
  • "Yeah lets pretend you aren't who you are and lets try to attract a woman."
  • "What are your dislikes?"
  • "What's up, bitches?"
  • "I've never seen so many beautiful people in my life."
  • "What is this wolf hair?"
  • "I think you should bang Gail the Snail."
  • "Well...It's not about you."
  • "Whoa, whats up with the spray paint?"
  • "God, you're disgusting, disgusting animal."
  • "Alright, lets go get some men!"
  • "Boom."
  • "Where is your breath?"
  • "It's not the fifties anymore, _______. The kids aren't booping anymore, they are banging each other and doing meth before grade school."
  • "We're trying to give you the Christmas spirit, dickhole!"
  • "Just tell her you want to bang her."
  • "Grain alcohol, baby! Whenever there's a potential riot, I'm getting blasted on grain alcohol."
  • "Dude, do you have a boner right now?"
  • "I have a bleached asshole."
  • "Dude, I swear to God, if you try and give me a noogie, I will yank your underwear over your head so hard your asshole will rip in half."
  • "RUM HAM!"
  • "I'd like some welfare please."
  • "Do not plug an open flesh wound with trash!"
  • "I'm going to pinch their dicks with this lobster!"
  • "I'm not fat, I'm cultivating mass!"
  • "THIS ISN'T OVER UNTIL I SAY ITS OVER!"
  • "Everybody's dying, bitch."
Carly Rae Jepsen {Sentence Starters}
  • "I thought this summer you'd be gone away again."
  • "I’ll be right there by your side."
  • "But here's my number, so call me, maybe!"
  • "Are we gonna be more than a memory?"
  • "I thought they’d keep us apart."
  • "I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way."
  • "I should be running, but the heart's naive."
  • "I think that I've been going 'bout this the wrong way."
  • "I've been swept up in my own concerns."
  • "With every step I take, I seem to want you more than ever."
  • "What will be left when I have all that I desire?"
  • "Where do you think you're going, baby?"
  • "The worldly matters, they just don't matter at all."
  • "You seem too good to be true."
  • "I don't know how we're going to build a castle, now."
  • "Don't you know it hurts for a reason?"
  • "Lately you've been working too hard."
  • "It's too late for us, and there's no turning back now."
  • "Won't you dance with me?"
  • "I never meant to fight with you."
  • "Do you want to start again. somehow?"
  • "I wanna be the one that's in your arms."
  • "I know that we can't be together."
  • "I don't think anybody understands you."
  • "Sometimes I wish that I could change, but not for me-- for you."
  • "I don't care about your good intentions."
  • "I was sure that you would never look at me."
  • "I know you've had a rough time."
  • "I want to be the place you call your home."
  • "I really, really, really, really, really, really like you!"
  • "Tonight, I'm getting over you."
  • "And I want you. Do you want me? Do you want me, too?"
Halloween (1978) Starters
  • Ever done anything like this before?
  • The only thing I can't stand is their gibberish... how they keep ranting on and on.
  • You haven't anything to worry about.
  • He hasn't spoken a word in 15 years
  • Are there any special instructions?
  • Just try and understand what we're dealing with here. Don't underestimate it.
  • If you say so.
  • Your compassion's overwhelming
  • You're serious about it, aren't you?
  • You mean you actually never want him to get out?
  • He wants to talk to you. He wants to take you out tonight.
  • Hey creep!
  • He was standing right there.
  • It's tragic. You never go out.
  • You must have a small fortune stashed from baby-sitting so much
  • Guys think I'm too smart.
  • I think you're wacko.
  • Now you see men behind bushes.
  • Yeah, you know every town has something like this happen..
  • Where are we?
  • They'll do anything for Halloween.
  • I met this six year old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes, the devil's eyes
  • What about the boogeyman?
  • On Halloween night, it's when people play tricks on each other. It's all make-believe
  • I saw the boogeyman. I saw him outside.
  • There was nobody outside.
  • I'm here tonight and I'm not about to let anything happen to you.
  • I have a feeling that you're way off on this.
  • You have the wrong feeling.
  • You're not doing very much to prove me wrong!
  • I'm scared!
  • There's nothing to be scared of.
  • You can't kill the boogeyman!
The one where you leave him after finding out you're pregnant (Liam imagine)

Your POV

Tears were staining your cheeks while you were packing your most important belongings. You knew this was stupid and completely reckless. But you didn’t know a way out. You had been thinking about this for five days now. Five days ago you found out you were pregnant and from the first moment you knew, you loved this baby with every little part of your heart and there was no way you would let it go. Even if it meant leaving Liam. Liam always made it very clear that he didn’t want children. And you loved him enough to accept that. But you had always known, that if there came a day you were pregnant, you wouldn’t be able to even think about abortion. And you knew Liam would. You loved Liam so much that it hurt you, beyond words could explain, to leave him. You couldn’t bear the thought of telling him. You couldn’t bear to see the disappointment in his eyes. You couldn’t bear speaking the words out loud. So you decided you’d leave him, without saying a word, in the middle of the day. You felt like a coward. But you knew he was going to try to change your mind and you didn’t want to doubt. This child was yours and you couldn’t let it go… Not for Liam. Not for anyone. So when you finished packing everything, you placed the envelop with your letter to him on the dinner table, you took your suitcase and stepped out of the door, feeling broken and wrecked inside. Every part of your body screamed you to stay. And you wanted to stay. But you couldn’t. You just couldn’t.

His POV

From the moment I stepped inside the house after a day recording in the studio, I knew something was wrong. Her car was gone. Her shoes were gone. Her coats didn’t hang by the door. I felt this weird feeling in my chest when I saw a letter laying onto the table. A letter with my name on it. This is not happening, was the only thing I could think about when I ignored the letter, ran upstairs, calling her name. Although I knew she wouldn’t respond. I didn’t need to see the empty closet. I didn’t need to see all her stuff missing in the bathroom. I didn’t need to see anything of it to know she was gone. But… why? I knew the reason why would be described in the letter. And I wasn’t sure if I even wanted to know. My heart was aching for her. Her stuff not being here. It was like everything about her was gone. Like she never lived here. The only thing what stayed behind was the letter. It was the only reminder for me that she was real. That what we had was something. And I wished to say that the thing we had was real too… But at this point, it felt like I knew nothing. Like I lost every bit of confidence I ever had.

I moved myself down the stairs again. And every step felt heavy and tiring. I placed myself on one of the chairs of the dinner table and took the letter in my hand. For a second there, I doubted. I doubted opening it. Just because I wasn’t sure if I would survive. But then again. I wouldn’t mind not survive if she was really gone. So I opened the letter and read it.

Liam,

I figure you noticed my stuff isn’t there anymore. I am happy you are reading this though. Because I know you doubted reading it. And well… I can tell you I doubted writing this as well.

For the last couple of days I doubted everything. Every little aspect of my life, of your life, of our life together.  Don’t think for one second that I ever doubted loving you. Because I love you. Still. With everything that I have. But I don’t think it’s enough at this point… . The reason I’m gone is because I found out that I’m pregnant. I know we’ve been talking about this. I know your view on it. And I always respected that. But somehow we did get pregnant. I don’t know how it happened, Li, but I’m two hundred percent sure it’s yours. So don’t doubt that as well, please. It’s because I know how you think about having children, that I decided to leave. Because the fact that I respected your choice, doesn’t mean that I don’t have a heart for children. And I always promised myself that if I ever got pregnant, I would never, ever, let go of my child. I know that’s what you would want me to do. And that’s why I’m not with you anymore now.

I know I didn’t leave you much of a choice. But I do think this is the best for the both of us, in the long run. Because I know it doesn’t seem like it right now. I know you’re hurt. I know you feel awful and I know that those words can’t even compete to what you’re feeling right now, or what I’m feeling right now, writing this. And I am so… so… sorry for that.

Please don’t try to contact me. I won’t pick up my phone. This IS the best for you, Liam. You need to focus on what you love doing: performing and being with the boys. Please don’t shut them out. There is a good chance Zayn will call you not much later than you reading this letter. I’m going to contact him just about the time you come home. So I know you’re not alone in this.

I love you. I will never stop loving you, Liam Payne.

I wish you every bit of luck in your life. Because you deserve it, all of it.

Love,

Y/N.

If dying felt like this, it was even much worse than I ever imagined it to be. I heard my heart breaking with every word she had written. I felt her hurt. I saw her tears in front of my eyes. I felt my own tears fighting the urge to fall down. She’s pregnant. She’s pregnant with my baby, our baby. And I wished I could be mad at her. I wished I could hate her for doing this to me. But I couldn’t. Because I understood. I understood what she did and why she did it. And maybe I had always known it would happen like this if she got pregnant.

I jumped up from the ringing of my phone and when I looked at the screen, Zayns photo appeared, meaning he was the caller. I didn’t want to pick up. Because from the moment I would pick up, it would be official. She would be gone. I would be alone. And the boys were going to be there to help me get through it. But it was useless. I could never get through this. I would never be able to love anyone more than I ever loved Y/N. So I was never going to get over this. And when I picked up the phone. And I heard Zayns voice. I broke down.

Six months later…

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