where to eat ireland

Me: *sees something green*
My brain: Oh look, it’s septic coloured


Me: *hears someone mention Ireland*
My brain: The place where Jack is from


Me: *eats pizza, cake, or cookies*
My brain: Jack would love this


Me: *hears metal music*
My brain: I bet Jack would enjoy this


Someone: All the way
My brain: TO VICTORY TOWN!


Someone: Like a [any word]
My brain: LIKE A BOSS!


Someone: [something] is key
My brain: No, SPEED IS KEY! 


Me: *sees green beans*
My brain: There’s only green bean that I like


@therealjacksepticeye This is what my septic mind does XD