where the heck is this and how do i get there

Person A: *answers his phone* hello?
Person B: WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU?! OH MY FREAKING- I CAN’T FREAKING BELIEVE YOU!! I’VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR SOOO LONG. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITED I WAS WHEN YOU ASKED ME OUT? I SPENT THE ENTIRE NIGHT DREAMING ABOUT OUR DATE, ONLY TO WHAT? GET STOOD UP??! WHYYY *sobs*
Person A: b-b-but you never texted me back. I thought you didn’t want to.
Person B: 
Person B: *whispers* oh. that’s what i forgot to do…

The 1 Thing Your Scenes MUST HAVE

Sully is a good representation of how I want people to react when enthralled by a story I’ve written:

But more often than not, I get a reaction more like this:

Or at least, I did. I couldn’t understand why my writing produced these less-than-stellar responses. I had meticulously worded every sentence. I’d made sure there were exciting parts. I had parceled out backstory, setting, and exposition so the reader could understand what the heck was going on. So why did eyes glaze over while reading my book? Why did MY eyes glaze over while reading my own work? 

The problem, I finally found out, was that my scenes didn’t turn. 

I was cramming all that exposition in right out of the gate, so the reader knew absolutely everything … which meant there wasn’t anything to find out. The scenes were just tiny chronicles where the main character set out to do something and accomplished it with flying colors. Nothing ever happened that surprised him. And consequently, nothing ever happened to surprise the reader.  

I wasn’t withholding information, and revealing it methodically. 

I wasn’t letting the story spin in new directions. It was always chugging along the straightforward track where I’d dropped my reader.

I wasn’t letting my scenes TURN.

To illustrate what I mean, here’s an example of a great scene with a great turn from a wonderful movie: Beauty and the Beast

*Opening music that makes me want to cry from how beautiful it is*

Beat 1:

“Once upon a time, in a faraway land a young prince lived in a shining castle…” (Action: Apparently the world takes action to make sure this prince lives a cushy existence.)

“Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind.” (Reaction: And he acts like a brat anyway.)

Beat 2:

“But then, one winter’s night, and old beggar woman came to the castle and offered a single rose in return for shelter from the bitter cold.” (Action)

“Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the prince sneered at the gift, and turned the old woman away.” (Reaction)

Beat 3:

“But she warned him, not to be deceived by appearances, for beauty is found within.” (Action)

“And when he dismissed her again …” (Reaction)

Beat 4:

“The old woman’s ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress.” (Action)

“The prince tried to apologize …” (Reaction) 


Beat 5:

“But it was too late, for she had seen that there was no love in his heart. And as punishment, she transformed him into a hideous beast and placed a powerful spell on the castle, and all who lived there.” (Action)

“Ashamed of his monstrous form, the beast concealed himself inside his castle, with a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world.” (Reaction)

Beat 6:

“The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, that would bloom until his 21st year. If he could learn to love another, and earn their love in return, by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he would be doomed to remain a beast for all time.” (Action)

“As the years passed, he fell into despair, and lost all hope.”  (Reaction)

“For who could ever learn to love a beast?”

Turn: The 6th beat is the turn. The story has spun in a new direction, the direction the WHOLE STORY will motor towards. 

Revelation: There’s the big one of the scene turn, but I love how every action and reaction in this prologue feels like a revelation. Each one feels like it could be a scene on it’s own, but it’s told in a just few words, with beautiful imagery. There’s no fluff in this, nothing unnecessary, everything is perfectly needed. (Sorry, I just really love this opening. I can remember sitting in my little wicker rocking chair when I was four watching this in awe. This movie is one of the reasons I’m story obsessed.)

NOW let’s remove all curiosity and surprise from this scene. 

We’ll take away the atmosphere of “all is not as it seems”, the “seeking and learning significant information” feeling, the sense that we’re climbing to something significant. Instead of withholding and revealing snippets of information, after gradual beat-by-beat escalation of curiosity, we’ll dump all information right away. We’ll take this beautiful scene, and make it distinctly not a scene by removing all traces of a turn.

So! The purpose of this “section” of story is to communicate necessary information. What info? The guy used to be a terrible prince. Someone cursed him to be a beast. His castle and the people who live there are also cursed. He’s got a rose that will bloom until he’s 21. He’s supposed to fall in love with someone and get that person to love him back.  Or he’s going to be a beast forevermore. So, let’s give it a whirl.

Let’s say it opens up on Lumiere and the Beast. They’re just hanging out in the West Wing, the Beast watching the rose sparkle, Lumiere extinguishing and reigniting his left candle/hand for something to do.

LUMIERE: “So Master, it’s been years since you were turned into a beast and the castle staff was turned into objects.”

BEAST: “Yup.”

L: “I wish you hadn’t have upset that enchantress, and been a bit kinder.”

B: “Me too. Don’t know how.”

L: “Now our only hope to return to our human forms, is if you fall in love and get that person to fall in love with you.”

B: *Noncommittal grunt*

L: “Better happen soon, before that last petal on the magical rose falls. When you turn 21, it’s going to fall. And if you haven’t learned to love by then, well, we’re stuck.”

B: “I’m aware." 

L: "Yup.”

B: “Yup.”

Well, that was extraordinarily awful. 

So what about these scenes is different? (Besides one being a work of art and the other being agony in text form.) 

– One withholds information and reveals it slowly, turning the story at the end. 

– One is just an info dump. 

So how can a turn be accomplished?  There are four types of turns: 

– Surprise

– Amplified Curiosity 

– New Insight

– Spin in New Direction

A SURPRISE turn is the difference between what the character expects and what actually happens, surprising them, surprising the reader/audience that is enthralled by your story. A CURIOSITY turn is when a new mystery is presented to the reader, increasing their drive to find out what happens next. An INSIGHT one is when a scene ends by solving a mystery, answering a question that the audience has been wondering about. And a SPIN is just that, a turn that jolts the story into a new unexpected direction.

And how do they work in a scene? 

The turn happens at the end. It’s the point of the scene. Everything’s leading to it. Think of it as the period punctuation mark on the end of the sentence that is your scene. But really your reader is anticipating that turn throughout the scene.
It’s this anticipation and “gradual illumination” that’s crucial to a story turn. This is the wonderful curious feeling that keeps us turning pages. That sense that “all is not as it seems, and if I keep reading I’ll find out the truth.” which is so intoxicating. And this is accomplished with beats, the exchanges of action and reaction, each acting like a escalation on a roller coaster, each increasing anticipation for the drop. 

Turns and revelation anticipation are rather magical when you think about it. They really are (as Robert McKee says) the substance of story. (Or they’re magical to me. I said I was obsessed. Blame this movie!) 

Now I’m going to go watch Beauty and the Beast again.

force me to write (please)

ayyyy some drabble prompts to kick the writers block

send a pairing (check the tags for what ships I’ll do), 1-3 prompts, AND some context (mild nsfw is ok!!)

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1. “I think I know what my plans are, and they don’t include a migraine.”

2. “On a scale of one to Australia, how dangerous are we talking?”

3. “You know more than you admit.”

4. “S/he died doing what s/he loved.”

5. “Well, that was one way of doing it”

6. “You were a mistake.”

7. “I worked so hard to get where I am now, I refuse to let you take that from me.”

8. “You can’t erase the past. Even if you don’t remember it.”

9. “I never wanted this.”

10. “I did what I had to do”

11. “That’s not what an apology sounds like.”

12. “Quit messing with my hair!”

13. “Make me.”

14. “Are you jealous?”

15. “I’m in love with you and it’s terrifying.”

16. “You really need to get some sleep.”

17. “Your lip is bleeding.”

18. “I want to go home.”

19. “We agreed to take a break but when you left a piece of me went with you.”

20. “How about no.”

21. “You need to leave.”

22. “Don’t be so shy, love.”

23. “You can’t just sit here all day.”

24. “Try. I dare you.”

25. “Why shouldn’t they help themselves after the way they’ve been treated?”

26. “Maybe it just wasn’t meant to be.”

27. “I fought for you, why can’t you do the same for me?”

28. “Tell me a secret.”

29. “I can’t breathe.”

30. “You’re going for a walk? It’s two in the morning and below freezing, at least bring a jacket.”

31. “I think I’m dying.” “You have a cold.” “Start writing my eulogy.”

32. “I can’t stand the way they were looking at you.”

33. “Is that a challenge?”

34. “What do you remember about your mother?”

35. “I missed you.”

36. “Why are you calling at this hour?”

37.“I’m the kind of person no one would go looking for.”

38. “Is there something wrong with me?”

39. “I’d rather be dead.”

40. “You’re the best of the b… You’re the best of the mediocre.”

41. “You don’t have to do this.”

42. “What are you thinking about?”

43. “Was that supposed to hurt?”

44. “I’m going to need you to put on some clothes before you say anything else.”

45. “I stayed on the line for an hour after you hung up.”

46. “I’m with you, for better or for worse.” “It’ll probably be worse.” “I know.”

47. “Why are you putting that chocolate bar in the microwave?” “You said you wanted hot chocolate…?”

48. “I love you too much to let you humiliate yourself this way.”

49. “You’re drunk.” “No, you’re just blurry.”

50. “Your skin is a collection of tiny constellations.”

  • Harry: *answers his phone* hello?
  • Draco: WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU?! OH MY FREAKING- I CAN’T FREAKING BELIEVE YOU!! I’VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR SOOO LONG. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITED I WAS WHEN YOU ASKED ME OUT? I SPENT THE ENTIRE NIGHT DREAMING ABOUT OUR DATE, ONLY TO WHAT? GET STOOD UP??! WHYYY *sobs*
  • Harry: b-b-but you never texted me back. I thought you didn’t want to.
  • Draco:
  • Draco: For Merlin's sake Potter i'm suppose to do everything??!!

I get it. It’s hard to wait. To have sex. To wait for the right person to get married to. The loneliness. There are many people calling to just let go of the boundary you have set for yourself. To ‘live it up’ and enjoy an 'activity’ that gives you so much pleasure with anyone who pleases you at that moment. Even Muslims are doing this in mainstream news outlets.

Sex isn’t (excuse my language) pooping; just a bodily function that we need to do when we feel the urge. It’s not even like eating- a need and a desire that we fulfill - heck in today’s culture we are so particular about what we eat, how we cook it, where we get the ingredients from, where were they are farmed, organic, safe, artisan. But when comes to sharing our most private moments we are being asked to do so with just anyone and this is 'empowering’ and healthy?

Sex is so much more- a sharing of bodies, of emotions, of intimacy and if you are a believer a mingling of souls, a sacred act of truth and of giving and receiving.

There is nothing revolutionary about casual sex. Animals have been having it since time began.

Just the term is nonsensical as there is nothing casual about this most intimate part of a person’s life.

This call to not feel guilty about pre-marital sex is so hypocritical because the minute you sign a piece of paper and 'acquire a spouse’ somehow all those habits of years of casually sleeping with anyone are supposed to come to an end and your husband has to remain loyal to you and you are supposed to remain loyal to him otherwise suffer the devastation that cheating and other deviations wreck on a family esp one with children.

Can we imagine our mothers having casual sex with whomever they will, or our fathers? Then why are we so quick to jump on the “burden of virginity” train. If everyone started to practice their agency without regards to any rules, whether they are Divine or societal, what a mess would we be in!

I know these waters too; I wasn’t born “Sister” Hena, daae, just in case someone wants to write me off as a stodgy aunti on her pulpit. I was a teen too; a young woman who attended a VERY liberal arts college, then a university in one of the most Himerean cities in the world. These are roads paved with stories of heartache, anxiety, loneliness once the moments of 'pleasure’ are over. The dopamine recedes, the oxytocin and vasopressin are still flowing and people engaging in casual sex are no better off emotionally than if they hadn’t. In fact you are better off, science tells us, if you waited. It’s not all covers of Cosmo and episodes of Sex in the City. The misuse of sex brings incredible personal sorrow. Been a shoulder for many of those tears.

Researchers examining the mental health associations of hookup sex report that participants, both men and women, who were not depressed before showed more depressive symptoms and loneliness after engaging in casual sex.

The brain in the largest sex organ. In the book Hooked, Joe McIlhaney and Freda Bush, both ob-gyns, confront the emotional and psychological damage casual sex does to young, developing brains. ”[W]ith the aid of modern research techniques and technologies, scientists are confirming that sex is more than a momentary physical act,” they write. “It produces powerful, even lifelong changes in our brains that direct and influence our future to a surprising degree.”

In other words, the use of sex can either keep the human brain healthy or severely damage it.

“[E]very time a person has sexual intercourse or intimate physical contact, bonding takes place. Whenever breakups occur in bonded relationships there is confusion and often pain in the brains of the young people involved because the bond has been broken.” Hooked.

The sacredness, gentleness and completeness of sex with a spouse that is committed to you for better or worse, through illness, through changes in your body, through children or no children, is incomparable. It is good for you, your mental health, your soul and society.

If you are lonely and haven’t found the right person to make a lifetime commitment to: Address your commitment issues. Life is more than kissy face emojis and telling you how great you are. It’s more than living your life in the here and now.

Sex won’t lead to a marriage.
Marriage on the other hand is augmented and made stronger by regular sex.

If you are thinking of premarital sex, know that sex doesn’t build a relationship, it’s not even a guarantee of a relationship ( I was f***ing and texting him for three weeks and didn’t know who he was, according to the latest women’s magazines tell-alls). This is dignity, upliftment of women, giving young women worth?????!!

I am a believer so I do believe that a Divine Being created us and knows us better than we know ourselves. If the Creator has sketched out some rules for the creation then we follow them. That makes sense- sensual and sexual sense.

—  Hena Zuberi

IN DEPTH PHOTOSHOP BASICS WALK-THROUGH

To start off, I know photoshop seems all over the place!  I remember when I first started using it, I had absolutely no idea what the heck I was doing, so don’t feel bad if thats where you are at too!  Also, you will get the hang of it!  After using Photoshop for a little bit, things start to come naturally!  THIS WILL BE A VERY LENGTHY TUTORIAL.  PART ONE WILL BE WRITTEN TIPS, AND THE SECOND PART WILL JUST BE IMAGES GUIDING YOU THROUGH THE PROGRAM.

tutorial below the cut:

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anonymous asked:

How does Laurens feel about when 'Aunt Peggy' comes to visit?

Hm. Tough one.
See, in this au (which is basically in line with the musical up to a point), John has only met Peggy once, which was at the Winter’s Ball (possibly twice, if you count Alex and Eliza’s wedding). But neither of these events are historically accurate, so we have no idea what happened in the time they were together. All we know is that they danced, chatted on the stairs awhile, and then ran off to who-knows-where to do who-knows-what.

So I guess how he feels about seeing her again really depends on what the heck actually happened during the remainder of the Winter’s Ball? Did they get into the liquor? Did they take Philip(Schuyler)’s carriage out for a joy ride? Did they go ding-dong-ditching houses of loyalists in the area? Were they even together or did they both just really want to get out of there? We’ll never know.

goldylocksandthethreefandoms  asked:

So, this is kinda inspired by you talking about soulmates, but could you do a hc about the reader and Tyler being "platonic soulmates"? It's something my best friend and I call each other and I feel like it could be super cute

Aww that’s adorable heck yes

- You guys hang out and call each other a lot
- To the point where people think you’re dating and you tell them that your not, you just love each other a lot as friends
- You guys get to interrogate the other one’s bf/gf/so before anyone else does
- You sleep in the same bed sometimes but its chill
- Being each other’s wingman
- Sometimes you guys feel like your the parents of Teamiplier
- When you have bad days you send each other encouraging texts
- You guys are scary good at those “how well do you know your best friend” game
- When you play games together you’re either on one team and constantly high fiving or you’re on opposite teams and trying to d e s t r o y each other
- Like you two aren’t allowed to play monopoly unsupervised because the board will get flipped and nobody trusts either of you not to smash the console if you play electronically
- Lots of snark but all in good fun
- Matching beanies cause you’re dorks

My Favorite Thing Lers Do

Yes yes, we all LOVE crazy, rough, ruthless tickles where we are literally tickled to tears. Can’t deny that.

BUUUUUTT…

On the flip side, I love those times where you get
just so lovey/cuddly/cute with your ler before and after the tickles happen. It’s just so innocent and flippin adorable, and shows how comfortable y'all are with eachother.

Going from being super super sweet, gentle, and cuddly to being grabbed, pinned, or hugged while simultaneously being tickle attacked mercilessly…and all while your ler continues to talk to you cutely and acts all lovey…they hit every spot driving you crazy, but you can’t help but feel so happy and fluffy inside.

And then once they tickle alllll of the giggles out of you possible, they go right back to cuddling and loving the heck out of you.

Just GAHHH it’s literally my favorite thing in the world. Literally makes my heart melt to mush.

Anxiety On Ice, or Unpopular Opinion Time

Victor and Yuuri are not on the same page. They aren’t even playing the same game.

YES I want this show to show a real, LGBT relationship. I want it to not be queerbait SO BADLY. In fact, the realness they have shown throughout the series is the reason that I feel the way I do about the current state of Victor/Yuuri.

Ep 11 spoilers under the cut, but seriously, WHY HAVEN’T YOU WATCHED YET

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  • Someone: *ships something I don't ship*
  • Me: That's awesome, man. Good for you.
  • Someone: *proceeds to bash and ridicule other ships*
  • Me: What the heck, man! Not effing cool!
something I’ve noticed bout Noctluna

a lot of people love claiming that Noctis and Luna didn’t love each other. and I’m not gonna rant bout the same thing everyone else did. I’m going to talk bout something that I haven’t seen meantioned before

In chapter 4 at the very start you get a ‘side quest’ which is just the game letting us know what the heck Lunafreya is doing since we saw her at the start of chapter 2

After that flashback we go back to Nocits and the group start teases him bout his love for Luna and how he needs to man up even going to the point where guys would cry ‘why does Luna have to love the prince’

My question is this: If Noctis didn’t love her then why would the group bring it up? An even better question if Noctis didn’t love Lunafreya then why didn’t he tell them to stop. I mean, If i was in Noctis shoes and there was a girl i was really shipped with that i had no feelings for i would go out and say it. and stop people from teasing me bout it. Thats just how humans are. especially men (Though maybe i have no right to say that cause im a trans woman) This reminds me of the whole ft thing where the grey fangirls are convinced that Grey ‘dosen’t know how to tell Juvia no’ and like that Noctis really dosen’t need you to baby him. No, he is not ‘secretly in love with Prompto/Glaido/Ignis/Iris/whoever you ship him with. Noctis loves Lunafreya. Cause if you remember his reaction is to get embarrassed and just poke fun of thier imaginations. This is how an in love married man reacts when people tease him about his wife. 

@hernkydernky123 opinions? Did I hit the nail on the head?

Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc V 141: Junior Youth Championship

Alternate Titles:

  • Time to Bring Back the Prelude from the First Couple of Episodes
  • We Pendulum Dimension now
  • SCARF-KUN LIVES
  • “WHERE DID YOU GET -” “Heck if I know.”
  • Strong Ishijima apparently has a Duel School 
  • How to Integrate a Character’s Presence When They’re Nowhere to Be Found in This Dimension: a guide by the Arc V writers
  • Operation: Make Reira Egao begins
  • Sakaki Yusho roasts his own son alive after exorcising him literally episodes before: the episode
  • Episode 1 Nostalgia: the episode
  • Yuya’s First Concrete Memory of Past Events is Reiji Being a Creep
  • Kurosaki Shun and Sora appear because irony
  • Pendulum to Yuya: “WAKE UP BITCH. IT’S REMEMBERING TIME.”
  • We now return to your regularly scheduled program of “Everyone being done with Sawatari Shingo’s shit”
  • Akaba Reiji seriously approved Shingo’s “Super Ultra Hyper Strong Duelist!” handle for the sake of the keikaku
  • In which an entire stadium collectively remembers a singular event at the exact same time: the episode
  • How to Confuse an Entire Fandom Even More Than They Already Are: another guide by the Arc V writers

dystopiansushi  asked:

I would love to see your take on my "yuuri katsuki cannot wink for his life" headcanon

((i honestly BURST OUT LAUGHING is this an actual thing, i love this hecking fandom ♥♥♥)) 

Yuuri tries to put on his best Victor impression, and he does a pretty great job of it until he gets down to the gestures. 

He tries to imitate the older man by strutting around the break room, but the moment he looks at his ‘audience’ - that is to say, Mila and Yuri, who have been guffawing at him for ten minutes - and tries to wink, he blinks both of his eyes and they snort even louder. 

“What was that?” Mila breathlessly wheezes while Yuuri laughs at himself. “C’mon, you missed the best part! You have to do that stupid thing where he winks at all of his fans.” 

“I can’t,” Yuuri giggles and grins. “Sorry, I really can’t. I don’t know how to wink.” 

“Hahahahh!” Yuri had been holding back his laughter at first, but after hearing Yuuri botch a Russian accent and say do I hear the people ask why I, the most amazing man, have lost my mind? I think not, good sirs! I have only lost my hair, he’s given into his amusement entirely. “That’s the best part, you’ve gotta be joking me. It’s just like blinking, but only with one eye.” 

Yuuri composes himself for a minute, just long enough to say, “I am Victor Nikiforov, and I can only wink. It is my true form of communication,” and both of the younger skaters lose it yet again. 

Drawn by the obnoxious laughter and tears, Yakov and Victor peek into the room with narrowed eyes. Yuri points to Victor and says, “Look, it’s wink-man. Go on, Katsuki, go ask your man how to perfect the perfect wink.” 

“Ohhhh my god,” Mila wipes her tears and inhales sharply. “No, stop, no. If Katsuki tries to wink I won’t be able to breathe any more!” 

By the time Victor picks out what they’re all saying through their laughter, he pouts. Yuuri comes over to him with a wobbly smile and says, “Aww, baby, it’s okay. I can’t wink, so you can wink enough for the both of us.” Even though Victor wants to be frustrated with his lover, Yuuri is cackling again, as are Mila and Yuri, so he gives into the urge to grin. “Teach me your ways, oh great charmer of many, oh powerful wink-man.” 

“This is the worst,” Victor admits even though he’s already holding back chuckles. “What am I even supposed to teach? You just. Close one eye.” Yuuri tries and fails a few times, making everyone in the room cry laughing yet again. 

When they all compose themselves at Yakov’s behest, Victor lovingly takes Yuuri’s hand. “Well. At least one of us can manage a wink for the cameras.” 

“Har, har,” Yuuri deadpans, still smiling like a loon.

You remember how it do?
  • Mom: Come downstairs, daughter. There's Honey Comb!
  • Me: *me, 23 years old* Oh, heck yes! Honey Combs are my favorite.
  • Me: *enters the kitchen which is barren and unlit* Mom? Are you here?
  • Mom: *starts throwing raisin bran at me while perched atop the refrigerator*
  • Me: Mom, stop I hate raisin bran! You said there was Honey Comb!
  • Mom: I lied! Get a job you leech! You disgusting vagina worm! Buy your own Honey Comb!
  • Me: But, mom. I'm F R E S H outta college and can't afford Honey Comb on my own.
  • Mom: I don't care. I want to move to Minnesota and own a ranch by myself where I will practice embroidery just like your grandmother.
  • Me: She's dead, mom. Grandma's gone.
  • Mom: I don't care. I'll become her even if it takes my entire life.
  • *30 years later*
  • Lawyer: Your mother left her entire estate to you, including her fortune. All she wants is for you to continue her embroidery business, just like your grandmother did.
  • Me: I don't want to. I have a nice career as a banker in Portland, and I'd like to continue with it.
  • Lawyer: 30 years as a banker in Portland! Pathetic. I feel sick to call myself your lawyer. I should find clients with more prospects in life.
  • Me: Leave then. I don't need you. I don't need my mother's fortune. I'm happy the way I am.
  • *later that night*
  • Wife: Is there something wrong, dear? You've been in your bedroom for an awfully long time.
  • Me: No, nothing's wrong. I'm fine. I just need some time to myself is all, honey.
  • Wife: Okay, but if you need to talk, I'm always there for you. *walks off*
  • Me: *sobs quietly while eating Honey Comb* It tastes nothing like it did when I was younger. They changed the formula. It's just like raisin bran. Nothing is good anymore.
what voltron needs to do

i honestly just want one scene where the paladins are stuck on some planet and need to gather intel from this sketchy alien. so they go into the area where he’s mostly seen, and it’s like an alien version of a nightclub and obviously no one is going to tell them anything with how much they stick out with their godawful outfits. and allura is off at the castle, so they can’t get her to help out. and they’re all trying to figure out how the heck this plan is going to work, and hunk decides, “hey, why don’t one of us dress up and just flirt with this dude to get the information?” and keith would ask who would do it, and then the two of them just look at pidge who is talking to lance, both unaware, and you just see the lightbulb flickering above their heads.

next thing you know, lance is strutting into the club, looking sharp as fuck and ready to ace this mission.

cassiedrawsart  asked:

How have you been

Today was pretty meh, UNTIL I CAME HOME AND HOLY HECK

THERE’S THIS LOVELY OLD LADY AT THE CHURCH I GET DRAGGED TO AND A WHILE AGO I SHOWED HER SOME OF MY ART AND

I COME HOME AND SHE’S BROUGHT ME ALL THIS??? APPARENTLY SHE USED TO BE AN ARTIST AND HAS LOADS OF LEFTOVER CANVAS’S AND ACRYLIC PAINT AND A WHOLE FOLD-AWAY EASEL?!?!? AND IT’S FOR FREE?!?!?!?!????

TLDR: I suddenly have about a 10 year supply of art equipment and I AM VERY EXCITED.

anonymous asked:

How would the Allies react to a vending machine stealing their money? I know it's weird, but it happened three times to me this week, all at different places, and I wanna know if they'd be as upset as I am. (For the record, I am very upset.)

Where the heck do you live xD those machines must be pretty old or damaged

China: “He, stupid mashine - give me my Money!!!” He’d probably break the shitty mashine while trying to get his Money back - because this ain’t Happening. He fucking wants his Money.

Russia: “This is unfortunate-” He’d seem all chill about it - but turn around and he’ll destroy this fucking mashine with a single punch.

England: He’d sight: “Typical-” And kick against the mashine. Won’t help. He’ll probably just injure himself.

America: He’d mutter a curse, but would leave it at that. His life Motto in these scenarios is ‘shit happens’.

France: Call the manager. He would fucking want his money back.