Yandere Simulator Finally
Me: Haha yes! Yandere Simulator will finally download to my computer!
Me: *reads controls for pc game* Okay, I have the controls down. Let’s play.
Mom: Can you help me clean the house?
Me: Ugh, fine.
Me: *cleans house, encounters a dang spider, but finally finishes*
Me: I think I remember the controls so let’s play.
Me: Okay this is good. WASD to move, E to select, this is going good. Let’s go to school!
Me: Oh gosh how do I move the camera I forget! *starts hitting random buttons*
Me: Crap now I’m crouching, how do I stand up?! And how do I move the camera?!
Me: Oh… just use the mouse. BUT HOW DO I STAND UP?! AND HOLY CRAP TIME IS GOING REALLY FAST HOW DO I SLOW IT DOWN?! *starts hitting more random buttons*
Me: AHHH I can’t make it slow down! Wait… WHY THE HECK IS THERE TOAST IN MY MOUTH WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT BUTTONS DID I PRESS???!!!!!
Me: I’m gonna be late for class BUT I CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO STAND UP OR SLOW TIME DOWN AND NOW THERE’S TOAST IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!
Me: Screw it, I’m just gonna crawl to class!
Me: Don’t mind me, I’m just crawling through the halls with toast in my mouth because I forgot how to stand and also apparently how to chew and swallow.
Me: ARRRGH I CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHERE I’M GOING!!!!!
Me: *crying* WHYYYYYYY
Me: You know what, I’m just gonna quit and try this again…
And that friends, is my first experience with yandere simulator. It’s also a reason why you should make sure you remember the controls.