where the f u c k did this come from

This totally happened:

- after apollo/lester goes after meg and his other children, Will is a nervous wreck

- nico notices this and suggests they take break from battle preperations or whatever and go for a quiet ! relaxing !! canoe ride

-then there’s Will who’s like “its the middle of winter deathboy are u shitting me rn”

- but they go anyway and they’re laying in the canoe, will has his head on nico’s chest while nico runs fingers through will’s hair

-and Will starts talking about how useless he feels because he cant do anything to help

- so nico tries to take Will’s mind off of his missing siblings/dad by giving him loads of nice compliments and shit

-will’s eyes are closed and he breathes out a quiet, shaky laugh. “You can be so nice sometimes, Nico.”

-and nico says “it’s because i like u, idiot”

-will cracks one eye open, peers up at his bf and goes “ really? Well what about me do u like the most?”

-cue in the GIANT FUCKING statue of Apollo, stomping into camp in all its NAKED glory

-and only nico can see it cause of their positions in the boat

-so he yells “GIANT BALLS”

-Because rly who wouldn’t if they saw an enormous set of testicles headed towards them

-ANYWAY

-so this stuns the fuck outta will and hes like excUSE ME?!?! “My giant balls?????”

-nico goes “no” pointing at the statue, and says “THOSE giant balls”

-so will looks and hes like “holy SHIt WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WE GOTTA GET OUT OF THE LAKE BEFORE WE’RE TRAMPLED” but it’s too late cause giant’s next step causes a wave that knocks the little canoe over

-now both boys are cold and wet and THEN COMES A GIANT HOPPING ANT CARRYING APOLLO AND KAYLA AND AUSTIN and will’s like “What the F U C K. ”

-“HOW IS THIS HAPPENING WHAT IS GOING ON”

- and this is why they cant have nice things and be like normal teenagers

-this was terribly long B Ye.