Thoughts about Shadowhunters 2x07
THE BOYS WENT SHOPPING MY LORD WHAT A DAY
‘Me?’ OMYGOD MAGGIE
‘You continue to surprise me’ WELL YOU CONTINUE TO FUCK ME UP
WE ALL SIGH TOGETHER
‘*Put on music*’ HEY NOW YOU CAN BOTH FUCK
*LITERALLY PAUSES THE VIDEO TO LOOK AT SIMON’S ABS CAUSE THAT IS A FUCKING EIGHT-PACK, MY MAN*
Fuck off, Clary x3
Clary, why are you such a fucking asshole? other people have lives you know, OUTSIDE OF YOU. YOU’RE NOT THE CENTRE OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.
STRAIGHT(lol) INTO MALEC FUCK MY LIFE, LOOK AT WHERE MAGNUS’ HAND IS OML
‘Damn it‘ indeed, Alec
Okay, Jace has a stamina rune next to his flexibility rune, and that’s pretty hot
OMFG JACE JUST TELL ALEC, HE WILL FUCKING UNDERSTAND
I’m actually really liking this Alec/Clary friendship that they’re developing, it’s really great to watch.
*close up of Izzy’s hand twitching* Oh no…
Izzy calling out Clary on her bullshit is my favourite thing (other than Malec and Raphael ft. Magnus)
OMG that glasses chick 0.0
Izzy, cut the crap.
MAGNUS AND MAIA OMG YAS
Magnus winking is everything omg
I s2g if Magnus was taking the piss out of clary with the ‘heal my broken heart’ thing, I will be ecstatic
OMG THANK YOU MAGNUS FOR SAVING IZZY
‘Izzy, you’re bullshiting me, a warlock? oooh you’re stupid’ That’s what he said, right?
Wellll, he tried
LUUUUKE YAS MY BOY
Really, you literally put Saia and Sissy a second apart, fuck you bro.
MMMM THAT BLOODY MARY BIT OMG THAT WAS BRILLIANT
JIMON??? AS WELL???? We’ve already had everything BUT saphael and jimon so why not?
Okay, I’m actually sort of happy they’re finally addressing confident playboy!Jace and not just incest-y!Jace and warrior!Jace
‘Don’t tease me’ Holy shit, I’m becoming attracted to an asshole
SIMON NO, DON’T TURN TO THE DARK SIDE
OMG look at jace’s eyes, he’s gotta be bi
DID JACE JUST DO THE JEDI-MINDTRICK THING??? OML WHAT A NERD
‘why do you think women are so attracted to me?’ Bish, did you just ask what I think you just asked? Damn
Jace is pretty much grooming Simon.
That JAW CLENCH THO
Jace is literally asking Simon to hit on him this is so gay rn I love it
‘Dazzle me’ My word, you’re thirsty.
Jace TOTALLY just gave simon the once-over and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Note: Jace also knows James Bond [Of course he fucking does, look at him]
‘So I have to stop being myself?’ ‘Exactly.’ Oh, so this is why he has 3 times the active ships you have?
Jace turns into Simon and immediately touches his hair. Ooh.
JACE IS PLAYING WITH HIS STELE FOLKS OMG I LOVE
SPEAKING OF LOVE I MUST POINT OUT ALEC CARING FOR IZZY AND NOTICING THAT SHE NEEDS HELP MY WORD BIG BRO MMMMM
THE INFAMOUS LIIIIIINE OMG EVEN BETTER IN CONTEXT FML YAS
‘Is this your first time with a man?’ XD HONEY, IT’S HIS FIRST TIME PERIOD
MMM YAS YAS YAS WE GONNA GET OUR GAY ON MORE SO THAN JIMON
Sidenote: Seelies like ABBA. Huh. Nice.
SHE’S THERE FOR YOU-YOU, NOT JACE-YOU, YA BIG DUMMY
Magus answering the door is always wonderful, cause he TILTS HIS HEAD
*Alec takes off his jacket* OMG WE’RE JUST DIVING RIGHT IN. OKAY.
THE KISSING NOISES AND ALEC AND MAGNUS’ SMILE I CAN’T
I LITERALLY GOT ALL HOT AND BOTHERED FROM THAT - DAMN
‘I’m not complaining‘ No-one is.
‘The sex-step’ OMG MAGGIE
‘I’m worried I might lose you’ ‘Why would you think that?’ OMG THESE TWO
THE BACK UP MMMMMMMMMM BOY ‘I want this’ AND THAT KISSSS OOOH DAMMN BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
SERIOUSLY THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN THE GIFS
‘Come on, Jace’ ‘Fuck that shit’ ‘Clary’s in trouble’ WHERE’S MY FUCKING COAT
The Cleo/Luke relationship is sort of like when a homophobe needs somewhere to crash and they go to their gay sibling for help.
‘That’s an angel’ OOOOOOH SHIT
OMG THIS IS GOOD SHIT RIGHT HERE
THE MAIN PLOT JUST BECAME INTERESTING
‘I wanted to prove to myself that I’m not’ ‘–In love with your best friend?’ HONESTLY, SHE COULD MEAN ANYONE AT THE POINT EXCEPT RAPHAEL- WHERE IS HE
tl;dl: MALEC FOR LIFE, I am conflicted over Clary and Izzy, Saia is a bromance, I surprisingly like Jimon, No Saphael, and COULD THAT ANGEL REALLY NOT JUST ADD ‘Oh yeah, you’re not related’?
It was an OK episode. Good for straight ships, Jimon, Malec and book!Jace,