where is this in my life lol

Thoughts about Shadowhunters 2x07

FATTY TUNA

THE BOYS WENT SHOPPING MY LORD WHAT A DAY

‘Me?’ OMYGOD MAGGIE

‘You continue to surprise me’ WELL YOU CONTINUE TO FUCK ME UP

WE ALL SIGH TOGETHER

‘*Put on music*’ HEY NOW YOU CAN BOTH FUCK


*LITERALLY PAUSES THE VIDEO TO LOOK AT SIMON’S ABS CAUSE THAT IS A FUCKING EIGHT-PACK, MY MAN*

Fuck off, Clary x3

Clary, why are you such a fucking asshole? other people have lives you know, OUTSIDE OF YOU. YOU’RE NOT THE CENTRE OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.


STRAIGHT(lol) INTO MALEC FUCK MY LIFE, LOOK AT WHERE MAGNUS’ HAND IS OML

‘Damn it‘ indeed, Alec

Okay, Jace has a stamina rune next to his flexibility rune, and that’s pretty hot

OMFG JACE JUST TELL ALEC, HE WILL FUCKING UNDERSTAND


I’m actually really liking this Alec/Clary friendship that they’re developing, it’s really great to watch.

*close up of Izzy’s hand twitching* Oh no…

Izzy calling out Clary on her bullshit is my favourite thing (other than Malec and Raphael ft. Magnus)

OMG that glasses chick 0.0

Izzy, cut the crap.


HUNTER’S MOON!

MAGNUS AND MAIA OMG YAS

Magnus winking is everything omg

I s2g if Magnus was taking the piss out of clary with the ‘heal my broken heart’ thing, I will be ecstatic

OMG THANK YOU MAGNUS FOR SAVING IZZY

‘Izzy, you’re bullshiting me, a warlock? oooh you’re stupid’ That’s what he said, right?

Wellll, he tried


LUUUUKE YAS MY BOY 


SIMOOOOOON

Really, you literally put Saia and Sissy a second apart, fuck you bro.

IZZY STOP

MMMM THAT BLOODY MARY BIT OMG THAT WAS BRILLIANT

JIMON??? AS WELL???? We’ve already had everything BUT saphael and jimon so why not?

Okay, I’m actually sort of happy they’re finally addressing confident playboy!Jace and not just incest-y!Jace and warrior!Jace

‘Don’t tease me’ Holy shit, I’m becoming attracted to an asshole

SIMON NO, DON’T TURN TO THE DARK SIDE

OMG look at jace’s eyes, he’s gotta be bi

DID JACE JUST DO THE JEDI-MINDTRICK THING??? OML WHAT A NERD

‘why do you think women are so attracted to me?’ Bish, did you just ask what I think you just asked? Damn

Jace is pretty much grooming Simon.

That JAW CLENCH THO

Jace is literally asking Simon to hit on him this is so gay rn I love it

‘Dazzle me’ My word, you’re thirsty.

Jace TOTALLY just gave simon the once-over and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Note: Jace also knows James Bond [Of course he fucking does, look at him]

‘So I have to stop being myself?’ ‘Exactly.’ Oh, so this is why he has 3 times the active ships you have?

Jace turns into Simon and immediately touches his hair. Ooh.

JACE IS PLAYING WITH HIS STELE FOLKS OMG I LOVE


SPEAKING OF LOVE I MUST POINT OUT ALEC CARING FOR IZZY AND NOTICING THAT SHE NEEDS HELP MY WORD BIG BRO MMMMM

THE INFAMOUS LIIIIIINE OMG EVEN BETTER IN CONTEXT FML YAS

‘Is this your first time with a man?’ XD HONEY, IT’S HIS FIRST TIME PERIOD

MMM YAS YAS YAS WE GONNA GET OUR GAY ON MORE SO THAN JIMON


Sidenote: Seelies like ABBA. Huh. Nice.

SIMON WHYYYYY

SHE’S THERE FOR YOU-YOU, NOT JACE-YOU, YA BIG DUMMY


Magus answering the door is always wonderful, cause he TILTS HIS HEAD

*Alec takes off his jacket* OMG WE’RE JUST DIVING RIGHT IN. OKAY.

THE KISSING NOISES AND ALEC AND MAGNUS’ SMILE I CAN’T

I LITERALLY GOT ALL HOT AND BOTHERED FROM THAT - DAMN

‘I’m not complaining‘ No-one is.

‘The sex-step’ OMG MAGGIE

‘I’m worried I might lose you’ ‘Why would you think that?’ OMG THESE TWO

THE BACK UP MMMMMMMMMM BOY ‘I want this’ AND THAT KISSSS OOOH DAMMN BE STILL MY BEATING HEART

SERIOUSLY THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN THE GIFS


‘Come on, Jace’ ‘Fuck that shit’ ‘Clary’s in trouble’ WHERE’S MY FUCKING COAT


The Cleo/Luke relationship is sort of like when a homophobe needs somewhere to crash and they go to their gay sibling for help. 

‘That’s an angel’ OOOOOOH SHIT

OMG THIS IS GOOD SHIT RIGHT HERE

THE MAIN PLOT JUST BECAME INTERESTING


‘I wanted to prove to myself that I’m not’ ‘–In love with your best friend?’ HONESTLY, SHE COULD MEAN ANYONE AT THE POINT EXCEPT RAPHAEL- WHERE IS HE


tl;dl: MALEC FOR LIFE, I am conflicted over Clary and Izzy, Saia is a bromance, I surprisingly like Jimon, No Saphael, and COULD THAT ANGEL REALLY NOT JUST ADD ‘Oh yeah, you’re not related’?

It was an OK episode. Good for straight ships, Jimon, Malec and book!Jace, 

My thoughts during Not Today MV
  • where the fuck is it what is bighit doing where is the mv i neED IT OMGH
  • oh wait found it
  • *clicks*
  • here we go oh shit I’m gonna die
  • oh nice, landscapes, cool, i can handle that
  • oh no there they are
  • *screams*
  • lol look at jungkook’s running face
  • no whitewash!!! hell yea
  • there is fire???
  • ok empty parking lot…. ??
  • ohhhHHH its rapmon
  • NAMJOON HAS PURPLE HAIR AND A BANDANA AND COLOURED CONTACTS he looks ethereal
  • he has come far since the brush hair in no more dream wow
  • OH DAMN THE SONG STARTED IM NOT PREPARED
  • i love/hate namjoon
  • min yoongi jumping into the screen and ending my life
  • the lil spin he does when he’s in front ashdnjkcjkfndm
  • and the semi dab and lip bite too like exCUSE me
  • *shouts rapmon’s extra + ordinary bit rlly loud*
  • *spots tae in the back dancing* OH MY GOD
  • wow wOw this choreo tho DAMN
  • why is the ceiling falling
  • NO NO JUNGKOOK GET AWAY
  • (rip me 2k17)
  • jimin’s hair is fluorescent and i love it
  • wow this choreo tho part 2
  • JUNGKOOK JUST SHOT ME WITH HIS FINGERGUNS
  • *tae is centre* STOPITSTOPITSTOPITILOVEYOUASUJIGJHKJJLIIUYGHJBKJOIIYG
  • WHAT THE HELL
  • MARRY ME
  • taehyung looks hella good in that bandana mm hm
  • also his jacket is cool
  • oH my god i was not prepared for how good hobi looks
  • hobi’s dancing omg i am dead
  • oh look at that jungkook shot me again
  • wow this choreo part 3
  • NO KOOKIE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WINK AT ME
  • oh no rapmon again *cries* he looks angelic but also kinda scary
  • *watching tae in the background*
  • oh that’s a nice shot of the sky
  • why these boys always running
  • jin looks beautiful running how i look like a raspberry if i run
  • *tae is onscreen* NOPE CANNOT DEAL
  • *tae is centre for the chong, jojun, balsa bit* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • wow that choreo tho part 4
  • DOES TAE HAVE COLOURED CONTACTS YES HE DOES OMG
  • dis boi is gonna end me
  • NO YOONGI GO AWAY why are you so perfect
  • that shot from above looks SO GOOD
  • is it snowing
  • OH SHIT THEY JUST GOT SHOT
  • WHAT
  • WHY IS JUNGKOOK THE ONLY ONE ALIVE
  • WHO’S EYE IS THAT AND WHY IS JUNGKOOK REFLECTED IN IT
  • are they dead now
  • *the bit with the stomping dance move* AAHAH THIS IS SO GOOD
  • jimin should not be allowed to be that goodlooking
  • everyone is chasing them what have they done
  • aaaAAA what
  • there’s fire again
  • i am confused and legit trembling lol what is my life
  • is it over?
  • omg
  • *streams for two and a half hours*
  • *fangirl tears and lots of screaming*

Now I know where Yuuri’s ‘I’m not that good at competitive figure skating’ attitude comes from.

This is his last year GPF’s SP score. From the minus GOE you can see he somewhat flubbed his Triple Axel and Triple Lutz, but no deduction which means he didn’t fall on his butt and no marker either. You can see his score is 82.80.

Meanwhile, JJ with 1A, 1Lz-COMBO got…

Yuuri has been underscored all of his life.

Save him.

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Here you go, anon dear. And uh…backstory? Hmm…

Talon gets a hold of Winston’s unfinished blueprints (through Sombra maybe?) creates the chronal accelerator, and “saves” Tracer before Overwatch. After feeding her with lies about the Slipstream Flight Experiment, why she was selected to be its pilot, etc. Successfully manipulated and now filled with hate for Overwatch for ruining her sex life (can’t take the damn bulky chronal accelerator off ughhhhh), Tracer joins Talon and gets herself a hot purple girlfriend who happens to be her late boss’ ex wife. Also, the Latina freelancer flirts with her every chance she gets. Luckily, Sombra has her translocator or she would have been dead by the hot purple girlfriend’s hand.

PS Gabriel designed this outfit, not me.

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hungrykook vs eatjin

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❝ you’ve stepped onto a battlefield ❞

ballroom e youkoso ★ sengoku kaname

Omg this Victor cellphone stand they just announced:

It literally says ‘love and life’ and it’s of the shot where he says he’s gonna marry Yuuri yeah I’ll be needing this in my life.

Here’s the rest of the set btw:

(will definitely buy this one too AHHHHH gorgeous boy)

(Skate Canada victory pose. You can see the medal!)

I don’t think this exact shot or line ever actually happens lol.

Otabek and Yurio fans, you’re finally getting merch. Look how cute this is!!

can we talk about this episode 10 scene for a hot second

You know, the one where Victor announces his and Yuuri’s engagement? The one that shattered us all into ecstatic little pieces and then brought us back to life? That one

Okay so, the first time I watched this scene and I started to hear the angry guitar music in the background and see the other competitor’s less-than-enthusiastic faces, my heart sank. 

I was like, okay, here’s where the homophobia comes in, I knew this utopia (lol) couldn’t last, now they’re going to start revealing their inner asshats. Buuuuut

can we talk about the fact that these sweet amazing friends aren’t actually about to reveal their homophobic tendencies? Instead the thing they get pissed about is Victor claiming that Yuuri’s taking home the gold. Completely bypassing the thing that most people would assume they’d freak out over; no, instead they just accept that as a fact of life as they should and the thing they get pissed about is the only thing they SHOULD be pissed about. This is the best bait and switch I’ve ever experienced oh my god

I love this show, I love these supportive cinnamon roll friends, I love this healthy competitive spirit and most of all I love the fact that nobody treats this queer relationship as anything abnormal. Say what you want about media addressing issues LGBT people face…as a member of the LGBT community I just wanna say it’s nice to have a story that treats a gay couple just like any other hetero pairing. So much appreciation, thank you Kubo-sensei for creating this beautiful healthy angst-free haven of a show. GAHHH

I’m on the verge of creating a petition to beg ask to have Colin Farrell back as Percival Graves in further Fantastic Beasts films because he was amazing and deserves so much better than turning to be Johnny D*pp (it felt like The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus lmao) We all know that if Grindelwald was using polyjuice potion he needed to keep Graves alive so please please please, bring him back.

here’s a long list of random prompts

-”hey dude? can you do me a favor and show me where i asked”
-”….spiders. of course it’s spiders.”
-”how the hell do you find anything in this place?”
-”what the hell is in your pants?”
-”you want me to go get what now
-”there’s no way in hell im working with HIM”
-”so you’re telling me, that out of all of our options right now, that is the plan you wanna go with?”
-”im sorry, what was it you said about vehicular manslaughter?”
-”it’s not stealing if he deserves it”
-”im sorry do you wanna repeat that
-”im not drinking that”
-”for the hundredth time, no
-”now is NOT the time for a selfie!”
-”that’s sick. how could anyone do that” “(just did That)….”
-”is planetary genocide really the answer here?”
-”yeah, about that…”
-”im sorry, but that’s pretty fucking cool”
-”that was the weirdest, scariest, most awesome experience of my life”
-”do i have to?”
-”i’ll wear whatever i want, thank you.”
-”dude are you okay? you look like you’ve got the plague”
-”this is fine, right? it’s probably fine”
-”how was I supposed to know that?!”
-”I didn’t know that was flammable..”
-”you’re kidding, right?”
-”we started at the bottom and somehow we’ve managed to sink even lower”
-”who the hell are you
-”this is a bad idea. this is absolutely a bad idea”
-”guys, maybe we shouldn’t go to this incredibly dangerous place- and you’re already gone.”
-”you can’t expect me to forgive you”
-”maybe i can’t hide, but i can sure as hell run”
-”you can’t just waltz back into my life like nothing happened!”
-”get out
-”is that blood?”
-”do i even want to know what happened?”
-”how the hell did you think that was a good idea?”
-”shut up, Satan”
-”i got my masters for this…”
-”im not supposed to be here
-”you can torture me all you want, i’ll never talk”
-”you’ll have to get through me first”
-”it’s my job to die for you. stop interfering with my work”
-”yes, im his guardian, unfortunately” 
-”well, you see, what had happened was-”
-”what the hell is that noise
-”you’ll never take me alive”
-”that’s the dumbest shit ive ever heard. let’s do it.”
-”i can’t believe you did that”
-”it’s a long story that involves a lot of blood, a couple squirrels, and one hell of a headache”
-”its dangerous” “but it’s so cute
-”have i ever told you how much I hate your guts?”
-”you ruined me.”
-”you’ll pay for that”
-”you can take everything, my possessions, my life, but please, dont take her
-”i’ll come back for you, i promise”
-”hate is such a strong word, i prefer extreme dislike
-”stop pretending to be a hero”
-”I may be a villain, but even i have standards”
-”forget the goddamn mission!
-”Im not doing this for you, im doing it for me.”
-”stay out of this
-”the devil is an asshole”
-”you got a problem with that?”
-”if you hurt them, so help me-
-”what is your damage
-”first of all, ow
-”…i forgot what i came here for”
-”are you sure it’s safe?”
-”thanks, i have anxiety”
-”sorry, but im not on the menu tonight”
-”you threatened who
-”if i wasnt incredibly happy to see you i’d kick your ass”
-”you owe me for that”
-”fuck off ghost!”
-”what kind of horror movie shit is this?”
-”oh, paranormal activity. my favorite
-”we were so goddamn close!”
-”permission to speak freely? that’s fucking stupid.”
-”how come everytime I turn around, you’re blowing something up?”
-”where did you get that
-”don’t look at that!”
-”who gave you permission to be here?”
-”hypothetically speaking-”
-”shut up you fucking nerd”
-”okay- who invited the bear?”
-”you won’t be laughing soon”
-”jeez, talk about a weird hobby”
-”dont you find that just a little suspicious?”
-”you won’t have to worry anymore”
-”i’ll take care of it, once and for all”
-”is there anything you wouldn’t do for money?”
-”fuck your eyebrows”
-”you’ve been playing this game for how long
-”could’ve went a bit smoother, but it still worked”
-”hey, we’re alive right?”
-”you didn’t bring me along for just my good looks”
-”how are you so confident about everything?”
-”oh yeah? if like to see you do better”
-”that’s not how this works! that’s not how any of this works!”
-”why are there so many dogs” “why not”
-”first of all, you ignored my dog in a bee costume, so fuck you. second of all-”
-”are you flirting with me?”
-”why do i find that hard to believe?”
-”why must i suffer”
-”SORRY I COULDN’T HEAR YOU OVER HOW HARD I KICKED YOUR ASS”

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絢瀬 絵里 #1025 → “すべてを満たす”

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Everyone that episode of Gotham:
  • Oswald: :(
  • Oswald: Where is my Eddie-bean?
  • Tarquin: Hi Oswald!! Hi!! I'm your new chief of staff I'm trying my very best to please you hi!!!!
  • Oswald: >:( You're not my Eddie bean, you suck.
  • Jim: lol gonna turn up at the funeral of the guy I murdered and make sure his mob boss father sees me lol
  • Harvey: Jim can you pls make a good wise decision once in your life I am literally begging you
  • Zsasz: Hi Jimmy lol why don't you ever lock your door?
  • Jim: what the fuck
  • Zsasz: anyway I'm gonna kill you, sucks lol, bye
  • Jim: what the fuck
  • Tarquin: Hi Oswald hi!!! I got you a TV appearance please love me!!!!
  • Oswald: >:(
  • Oswald: Unless my Eddie-bean's going to be there, I don't care.
  • Ghostie Elijah: BOO!
  • Oswald: Aaah!
  • Maria: Hey Alfred ~
  • Alfred: *heart eyes*
  • Selina: ugh, my Mum's flirting with my Dadfred, gross
  • Bruce: *is a smol angel*
  • The Actual Gotham Fandom: JErome is tHE BEST I love him SO M UCH ugh WHEN IS HE COMING BACK IT SUCKS WITHOUT HIM
  • Harvey: what the fuck
  • Jim: jerome's not even that great lol
  • The Actual Gotham Fandom: hOW D A R E ???????????
  • Jim: oh shit run
  • Zsasz: Hey Jimmy bae ~
  • Jim: OH SHIT
  • Sleepy Oswald: zzzzzzzz I am snooze
  • Ghostie Elijah: don't trust the birthday boy!
  • Sleepy Oswald: who dat tho
  • Falcone: Jim must die!
  • Lee: Yes! Jim must die!
  • Lee: ...
  • Lee: .......
  • Lee: *ariel voice* bUT DADDY I LOVE HIM
  • Falcone: ffs fine
  • Oswald: Another day, another struggle without my Eddie-bean. :(
  • Tarquin: Hi Oswald hi!!!!!! It's my birthday!!!! I got cake!!!!!! Do you want cake? :D
  • Oswald: !
  • Oswald: *snoopin in Tarquin's office, v. sneak*
  • Oswald: *finds rotting corpse* That's my daddy dearest! Looking as handsome as ever!
  • Tarquin: Hi Oswald hi!!!!! Looking through my cupboards there? :D You can take any of my personal belongs you want if it'll make you love me!!!!!!
  • Oswald: >:( *beats Tarquin to a bloody pulp*
  • Tarquin: This has got to be in the top five worst birthdays of my life :(
  • Oswald: Welp, time to go on TV. Without my Eddie-bean. :(
  • Interviewer: So, I heard you used to kill people?
  • Oswald: Yah, like five minutes ago hahahahaha I mean what
  • Ghostie Elijah: ffs Ozzie why do I have to clean up all your mess?
  • Oswald: whoops gotta go bye
  • Interviewer: what the fuck
  • Camera crew: what the fuck
  • People watching at home: what the fuck
  • Snedward (snake Edward): heheheh i'm so evil and sneaky
  • Snedward (snake Edward): I made him look like an idiot on live TV
  • Babs: no offence Edwin Mystery or whatever the fuck your name is but i think he would've managed that without your interference, the guy looks like an idiot every time he leaves his house
  • Snedward (snake Edward): shush i'm sneaky and evil
  • *CREDITS ROLL*
like in a movie

Originally posted by ramonafflowers

A/N: i felt really lonely writing this but its okay :-) requests are open!!

request: yep!

pairing: christoffer & Y/N

words: 743

warning: disgustingly full of fluff

gif isn’t mine


The moment Chris asked Y/N to be his girlfriend was the happiest moment of her life. No more games where one would constantly get hurt, they’d stop talking and make up sooner or later. Everyone knew they had feelings for each other, but they were too negligent to admit it at first.

Y/N’s friends were thrilled when she told them they were dating, earning a few high fives from some random people. Obviously some other girls felt incredibly jealous seeing the two holding hands and sneaking a few kisses every now and then. They didn’t care though.

Their relationship had been nothing but dancing on roses. There were constantly cheating rumors, once in a while they’d actually believe them and feel stupid afterwards. There was fighting about who was right when it came to Isak’s love life (Chris was convinced he liked Even, she on the other hand were sure that it was Jonas). Their fights were stupid ones, but they always made it through.

They had a silent contract that strictly stated that Fridays was the night for sleepovers, just the two of them cuddling and telling stupid jokes to one an other. Today was no different.

”Y/N, you should really stop spending your nights searching for memes and then texting them to me, you don’t sleep enough. It does make me feel kinda special when you text me those memes at 1AM” Chris said, sweetly playing with her hair.

They were sitting on the floor with a bowl of popcorn between their legs, a cheesy movie playing in the background. Chris was holding her close to him, making her feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.

”Mmm, but you are my special boy. I only text them to you because I think they’d make you smile. I’m quite fond of it actually.” Y/N’s eyes were closed, enjoying the feeling of Chris playing with her hair.

Moments like these were the one’s they cherished the most, just the two of them hanging out enjoying each other’s presence. None of Chris’ friends making comments about how he gets lucky every day, none of Y/N’s friends teasing her about how much she actually liked him.

”Yeah? Wouldn’t want to deprive you of it then.”

A few moments passed before Y/N turned around, now sitting on his lap with her arms behind his neck. She looked at his plump lips before he leaned in capturing hers in a sweet kiss. The kiss went on for a few moments, until she could feel he was smiling. She pulled back with a questioning look.

”You do realize we diss these movies and now we’re practically remaking one of its scenes?”

”It’s quite disgusting actually.” Y/N said once again looking into his eyes. There was something really mesmerizing about him, she couldn’t quite figure out exactly what though. She couldn’t believe he was actually hers. Out of all the girls who dreamed of settling down with him, she was the one he chose.

”I like being disgusting with you, I like it way too much actually and it scares me a little.” Chris sighed, putting a strand of her hair behind her ear and afterwards caressing her cheek.

”You’re so cheesy, where’s the guy I fell in love with?” Y/N said laughing for a bit before realization hit her. She just told him that she was in love with him. Hell, she didn’t even know herself she was in love with him before saying those words out loud.

She took her bottom lip between her teeth, anxiously chewing on it waiting for Chris to said that he didn’t feel the same way. She was staring at her lap, too nervous to look up.

Chris was shocked at first, but then excitation took over him. He softly lifted her face up before closing the gap between them. Their lips moved in sync, both feeling incredibly relieved.

This wasn’t like their other kisses, it was sweet and slow and it felt in every way possible different. Chris’ brain was screaming him to leave before he gets too caught up to avoid possible heartbreak. Instead he stayed there, kissing her.

They pulled away breathless. A few moments of silence passed before Chris spoke up again, leaving Y/N feel incredibly happy.

”I think the guy you fell in love with has become incredibly cheesy due to his girlfriend who he loves very much.”