where is the child

The Tough Side of Daddy (Jooheon)

Originally posted by sh0wnu

Type: Angst Fluff

Request: Can i request a monsta x jooheon scenario where his child is naughty and jooheon has to discipline the child infront of the members which is totally new side of him so his members are shocked

Of course he didn’t like being tough on his son. But Konu needed a talking to sometimes. While over at Hoseok’s house celebrating his newest addition to his household, Konu took it upon himself to be bad. Stole toys from Kihyun’s son, pushed Minhyuk’s daughter out of the way, and finally the biggest was when he hit Changkyun’s baby girl. Konu was picked up by Jooheon. 

Konu was whining as he was placed against the wall “why did you do that?” he asked his son as he didn’t get eye contact “Lee Konu” Jooheon says sternly “arms up” he spoke as Konu tried fighting him off “arms up” his voice grew louder before Konu finally did as asked. He started crying as Jooheon got up “stay like that until I say so” he told as he headed over to Changkyun. “Is Hasun okay?” he asked as Changkyun was amazed by his friend’s actions moments ago. “No she’s okay don’t worry. She cried out of shock” he says Jooheon rubbed Hasun’s head smiling. 

“You crying louder won’t fix anything” Jooheon says to Konu who was squirming in his spot. “I’ve never seen you like this” Hyungwon told him “what do you mean?” Jooheon asks “mean” Hyunwoo told him. “Y/N had been telling me I have to be more stern with him” he explained “so I will be if it makes her happy” he finished as he headed back over to his son who had calmed down a bit. 

He grabbed Konu’s arms as he pulled them down “are you going to be a good boy and not be mean to your youngers?” he asked as Konu nodded “good boy” he says messing his son’s hair up. “Go sit down and be a good boy” he says as Konu rushed off and onto the couch with his uncles before Jooheon sighed “that didn’t last long” Minhyuk told Jooheon who sighed “I can’t be mean for too long” he mumbled as his friends laughed at him and his honesty. 

I’m just saying, if Mar-Vell and the Skrulls are in the Captain Marvel movie this means they should do the Mar-Vell and the Skrull Princess Anelle storyline from the comics where they have a child together, who will turn out to be Hulkling. Let Scarlet Witch and Vision have their babies, one of whom is Wiccan. This way, we can have William ‘Billy’ Kaplan and Theodore ‘Teddy’ Altman be canon characters in the MCU. As in, the ultimate power couple from the freaking Young Avengers comics! They can allow Marvel to create their Young Avengers storyline. IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK, MARVEL?!

anonymous asked:

If you're 15 then I'm pretty sure pictures where you can see your nips are considered child pornography. I know it fucking sucks that breasts are even considered sexual organs and such but I'm honestly concerned that you or someone else would get hurt over those photos, so ://

Yo. Imma do what I Please. You cannot explicitly see my nips. It’s just darker. So. We can chill. Everything is fine. Thanks for the concern, but I’m all good. Also. I’m not a girl, so like. Having ma tits out isn’t that big of a deal.

Sweet baby Jesus. Where do I even begin?? Lisa has been my brain child since season 2 of DD ended and it wasn’t until September that I finally just said “fuck it” and made her blog. Now, here we are, 100+ followers later. 
I have met so many good friends here, honestly! I don’t know what I would do without some of you being as great as you are. I am so so thrilled that I met my first milestone and I can’t wait to see where everything goes from here. Because of this, I am making my completely biased list of people here. Below are three categories: The New Family, The Trusted, and The Targets. You’ll see what I mean when you get there. 

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Pride(Less) in the Rural South

Where is the pride
for the girl-child
blessed with a brain
like a thresher
and a will that bends
like sugarcane
and never, never breaks?

Where is the pride
for the girl whose mind
shimmers like oil slick
among MEN who are MEN–
with minds and fists
of concrete–and women who
ride the air like dust motes–

shiny, but forgettable?

Her pride breaks bad–
like her heart breaks bad.
It cracks like an oil horse
falling to its knees,
but the whole world moves,
unhearing, and the girl
shrinks in the hands

of her mother, sisters, aunts.

She paints her broken pride
in neutral tones and dresses
the wounds in heels and pearls.
Humility shrinks her, breaks her.
She learns to dance in the air,
to catch the light, to shine

and to be forgotten.

– S. E. De Haven

Sometimes when I talk about the lived experience of existing in a female body, men react by saying, “what experiences?” Like they can’t even fathom what it’s like to plan your sex life around a period cycle or birth control access, or to just consider your own body’s ability to become pregnant and how wonderfully terrifying that is.

They don’t know what it’s like, growing up in a society where women who have abortions are considered murderers so even as a child you internalize this idea that if you get pregnant by accident, you’re going to be a Good Woman and sacrifice your life goals to have the baby.

They don’t know what it’s like being taught to believe by the adults around you that getting your period means you could never be a leader because it will make you so irrationally emotional, as if it’s evidence of some inferior woman brain that society believes you have.

The only experiences unique to their bodies are boners, ejaculation, and how painful it is to be kicked in the nads. Their sex organ based experiences largely exist only in relation to women (if they’re heterosexual, which is the majority).

And they were women in the womb. That’s why they have nipples. Men exist in relation to women, women are the default human form.

And yet, men were so envious of woman’s power of creation that they invented countless religions of male father gods creating life to justify why they should be in charge of our bodies.

Men create life only in myth. Womb envy is real.

I remember talking to someone who said “I can’t handle when kids get so worked up over dumb things, like a papercut is the worst thing to ever happen to them” 

if they’re 3-4, hopefully it IS the worst thing to ever happen to them. out of nowhere there’s hurt, there’s red, there’s BLOOD??? FROM A PAPER?? of course they’re flipping out jesus christ wouldn’t you 

i feel like such a huge part of dealing with and loving the babies is understanding what that post said: everything is new to them. sometimes it’s fun and amazing (seeing snow, touching a baby chick) but sometimes it’s very overwhelming.  imagine a carnival, a mall, a loud crowded place, having never experienced it before. 

a thing I hear in teaching a lot is “little people have big emotions. it’s our job to create calm, not add to their chaos” 

luna as a tattoo artist

just think about it:

- she gives ginny a stick and poke in their fourth year, the first tattoo she’s ever given anyone
- a tiny crescent moon on the inside of her forearm with magic color changing ink
- it tells ginny the weather, and glows when the weather is perfect for quidditch

- hagrid gleefully gets a tattoo from luna sometime in the fifth year
- on his inner ankle, a square of text tells him about the needs of the creatures around him
- he starts sitting with his ankle on his knee to more easily check it

- she gives harry a tattoo the summer before his eighth year
- a small horntail, but it moves from his chest to sit on his shoulder or cower in the crook of his elbow as it pleases
- it wakes him up from his bad dreams, and keeps him warm in the middle of the night

- she gives neville a tattoo before she was stolen into the malfoy’s manor
- it’s a ring encircling his middle finger
- the magic of it is simple, transforming into whatever word he needs to see most when he asks it

- seamus gets one not long after neville
- it’s a tiny bomb on his collar bone, ticking in time with dean’s heart

- hermione doesn’t want a tattoo at first, but as she grows closer with luna she asks for it very shyly in the middle of her eighth year
- it gently pulses with her heart on her shoulder blade, an hourglass on it’s side
- it will sometimes stand up and run sand, but only when hermione is very busy or stressed

- george asks for a tattoo that finishes his jokes, many years after the war, when he is an uncle and godfather
- luna refuses and instead gives him a non-magical tattoo, a china cup mended with gold over his heart

- draco, many years after luna is an established artist and healer, drops into her shop in diagon alley
- he asks her to fix his scar-slashed Mark, and she turns it into a sleeve of flowers, studded with snakes and turtles
- the flowers bloom with his moods, and shield him from hurting himself

Houses During Pride Month
  • I am a shit who never posts and I'm only posting now because I signed up for a summer class at my new school that starts on Tuesday and I have 40 pages of homework problems. Yes.
  • Gryffindor: They are into everything happening, they're showing up at every fricking event. Would totally punch a punk in the face for making a homophobic comment. Just like a giant party. Pride colors all the way.
  • Ravenclaw: Has made so many signs. Why so many signs? You don't know. They don't know either. Signs everywhere. And stickers, but mostly signs.
  • Slythein: Wearing the most obnoxiously overdone clothing possible just to piss people off. If not, literally doesn't talk about it at all until someone makes a comment to their face that's homophobic and they just smile and stare into their eyes while they reveal their sexual/gender preferences.
  • Hufflepuff: Is hosting all the best house parties, has stickers all over their car. Might do something really cute like make pride cupcakes or wear a custom shirt.
Me as a mother
  • Child: mum can you read me a bedtime story
  • Me: of course sweetie *leaves room to get a book*
  • Me: *walks back into the room holding all 7 of the Harry Potter books, the original screenplay of the cursed child and fbawtft, the tales of beedle the bard, Quidditch throught the ages, fantastic beasts and where to find them, all of the dvds for Harry Potter, fantastic beasts and the movie about jk Rowling while wearing all my Harry Potter shirts layered on top of each other, my house scarf, Harry Potter socks and holding a tankard of butter beer and my wand with a time tuner dangling around my neck*
  • Me: mr and Mrs Dursley of number 4 privet dri-
  • Child: you haven't even opened the book
  • Me: I've memorised the first book

who deserves happiness and everything good in the world?

The Houses and Humo(u)r
  • Gryffindor: Blunt, decisive comments that you either think are hysterical or extremely insulting. Gets loud when telling a joke, laughs super heartily, turns red in the face, etc.
  • Hufflepuff: Is so into the tag yourself meme and internet jokes in general. Loves to repeat jokes they've read online or in a magazine (or heard in general), none that are particularly aggressive or forthcoming on any particular stances. Loves when everyone is laughing together, hides face when laughing, laughs until crying.
  • Slytherin: Brutal one liners and sarcastic comments, cutting remarks that are so funny that you can't help but laugh, mocks own pretentiousness, makes the worst faces, is actually an idiot. Laughs in this weird-ass way so that no sound comes out and they just never break eye contact
  • Ravenclaw: Either tells a terrible pun, a joke about academia, or a dirty joke, there is no in-between. Likes to see the extreme reactions from friends, instead of laughing, they just have a giant, doofy grin.

Ok but hear me out:
What we really need is a Harry Potter TV show.
Season 1 will be all about the founders, their youth, how they met each other how they founded Hogwarts and the drama with Salazar Slytherin.
Season 2 will be loads of additional characters during the first centuries of the school and just a lot of regular Hogwarts stuff BECAUSE WE ALL WANT MORE OF THAT. AND THEN
Season 3 will show all of our favourite professors attending Hogwarts and give us loads of information about their backgrounds and THEN FINALLY IN
Season 4 we will move on to THE MARAUDERS AGE. Young James. Young Sirius. Young Remus. Young Peter. Young Lily. Young everyone-we-love.
Just. Imagine.