where is the airport

Every now and then you’re like, ‘Fookin’ hell, where is everyone?’ ” he says. “You’re sitting in an airport lounge, they call you for a plane, and you don’t stand up initially because you’re waiting on ­everyone else, you know? ‘Oh, Louis’ll be back from the toilet in a minute.’
—  niall for billboard
Airport Battle CACW

I rewatched the airport battle scene and counted up total damages Team Cap did to the Leipzig Airport (in chronological order because I’m cool!! XD). And an additional note, THAT WAS ALL GERMAN PROPERTY! Team Cap came in and trashed an international airport probably resulting in billions of damage costs! Tony came to negotiate and this is what Team Cap did (TO A FUCKING AIRPORT). And I actually care about laws, unlike Steve.

- Wanda dropped at least 15 civilians’ cars onto solid asphalt from about 7 stories high and those cars crashed through the steel bar/gate barriers

- Sam destroyed a help desk inside the terminal

- Steve and Scott helped each other enlarge that “water truck” and it smashed against the concrete and exploded

- Wanda used her magic to throw 2 trucks and something else (it looked like a concrete block or a ramp thing) at Peter

- Wanda used her magic to throw T’Challa into a jetway (severely denting it)

- Steve dropped an entire jetway onto Peter and used his shied to break a support pole

- Scott kicked a bus at T’Challa and Vision (the bus smashed into another truck and a car, also destroying them)

- Scott tore of the wing of an airplane

- Scott kicked two carts full of wooden boxes (probably cargo)

- Scott stepped on a truck

- Scott slapped Rhodey onto a jetway (denting it)

- Scott picked up the entire jetway and swung it at Rhodey, crushing it in the process

- Scott stepped on another truck

- Scott threw Peter onto a pile of wooden boxes (more cargo?)

- Steve and Bucky stole the jet thing and escaped (THAT IS AIRPORT PROPERTY)

- Scott smashed his arm onto the partly destroyed airplane

There’s way more, but that was all I got for now.


Now lets calculate this shit out.

15 cars Wanda dropped- The average cost of a car in 2016 is about $33,560. Now $33,560 times 15 is $503,400 (note that Wanda might have dropped more than 15 cars.

Airport help desk that Sam smashed (including merchandise in the desk)-I dunno how much a help desk is worth but I’ll add $1100 more onto the total costs (I’m being generous, do you have any idea how much window repairs cost)

2 trucks that Wanda thew at Peter-  average cost of a truck in 2016? About $39,000 or so. $39,000 times 2 is $78,000.

Truck Scott and Steve enlarged and exploded- Add $39,000 to damage costs.

Jetway that Wanda threw T’Challa in- This is the same jetway that Scott destroys later so it won’t be counted here.

Jetway Steve dropped on Peter plus the support pole he snapped- One jetway costs about $300,000. Support pole damage add $1000.

Bus that Scott kicked at T’Challa and Vision (the bus smashed into another truck and a car, also destroying them)- Buses costs about from $300,000 to $600,000 each so we’ll just add $500,000. Plus another $33,560 and $39,000 for the car and truck.

Airplane Scott pretty much irreplaceably damaged- One standard commercial  airplane costs between $51,000,000 to $87,000,000. Lets add $70,000,000 to the total damage costs. 

Wooden boxes of cargo- Who knows whats in there? Could be expensive stuff or vegetables. I’m gonna add another $2000 for cargo and box damage. (again, being generous. There were at least 20 wooden boxes)

Truck Scott steps on- add $39,000.

Jetway Scott swung at Rhodey- add $300,000

Another truck Scott steps on- add $39,000.

More cargo- less boxes were destroyed this time though, so we’ll add $1000 more 

Jet that Steve and Bucky stole- technically it wasn’t destroyed so we won’t add any damage costs, but for your information, that’s a felony. 

Scott add more damage to already destroyed plane- It’s destroyed already.

LETS ADD IT UP

$503,400 + $1100 + $78,000 + $39,000 + $300,000 + $1000 +$500,000 + $33,560 + $39,000 + $70,000,000 + $2000 + $39,000 + $1000

EQUALS
$71,537,060 give or take several million bucks (because I was generous) 

Now let’s think a little more. Team Cap has literally no way of paying for all this damage. They are fugitives and if the pool up all their bank savings can maybe cover a third of the costs. 

Now guess who would feel responsible and pay off the the damage even though HE CAME TO NEGOTIATE AND NOT FIGHT?

That’s right, Tony Stark. 

He doesn’t even have to, but Tony would shoulder all the costs for his SHITTY TEAMMATES THAT DON’T GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT HIM. 

(note: I may have gotten some of the costs wrong but you get the point)

(another note: This is just the Leipzig airport. I’m not gonna even think of the damage costs in Bucharest when Steve purposely collapsed a tunnel, hijacked a car, and endangered dozens of civilians. Or in Berlin when Steve had attacked and severely injured several of members of the German police and military and illegally trespassed in German territory. Or in Johannesburg when Wanda purposely used her magic to manipulated Bruce and set the Hulk onto heavily populated city streets. Or the disaster in Lagos. Or Wanda’s involvement in the creation of Ultron that lead the the tragedy in Sokovia.) 

Peace out Tumblrers!

Exploring Château Guillard

Hello everybody! Local french baguette here to help you with easter eggs found in the Château Guillard map on PTR!

[screencaps are not mine as my settings are as low as can be, if you wish to be credited, feel free to ask!]

What we know as a basis is that this Château belonged to her family, as stated in the last Dev video.

Maman and Papa are obviously fucking loaded. Or were. Seeing as the château is empty as can be, one can assume that they’re long gone…

Anyway.

First off is Widowmaker’s laptop. The message on the screen is the following:

Bonjour Madame Guillard,

Nous vous confirmons par ce message qu’une limousine vous attendra à l’aéroport Nice Côte d’Azur à 21h30.
Le trajet entre Nice et Monaco devrait durer environ trente minutes.
Vous pouvez évidemment modifier cette réservation à votre convenance.
Nous sommes à votre entière disposition pour toute autre demande.

Which translates to:

Hello Madame Guillard,

We confirm by this message that a limousine will await your arrival at the Nice - Côte d'Azur airport at 9:30 PM.
The drive between Nice and Monaco should take about thirty minutes.
You can, of course, change this booking at your convenience.
We remain entirely at your service if you have any other requests.

(please note the awkward wording is from me literally translating pompous french formalities)

From this we can guess a few things: 

• This e-mail is from before the section of the Masquerade comic set in Monaco.
Widowmaker has returned to using her maiden name, Guillard.

Next up: Boarding pass!

I’m intrigued by the name Danielle. Possibly a cover-up name since using Amélie might be too obvious? Who knows.

Assuming this is her boarding pass, as it would add up to the statements about Masquerade above, it gives us an idea where in France the Château would be.
The closest airport is CDG, which is the code for the Paris - Charles de Gaulle airport. It leaves me to guess that the Château is located in the Parisian region rather than in Savoie, where Annecy is, as many in the French OW community had assumed… Another speculation was the Loire region, which is notable for it’s grandiose renaissance-era castles and whatnot.

Here’s an annotated map to help you guys visualize o/

I’m not sure what else I can offer for now! I was told there was a journal in the cellar but I don’t have a good enough screencap to make out and translate what could be written,  so if anybody else wants to provide one, I’d gladly help!

Feel free to ask questions if you have any! My askbox is open for that!

why is every fucking LGBT movie a drama? show me a trans girl as the main character in a horror slasher movie, so she’s the ‘final girl’ that survives. give me a trans guy dating a cis guy in a cheesy romantic comedy, where they end up at an airport and have that super dramatic ‘I love you’ moment. make one of those comedies that are ridiculous but funny, and center it around a lesbian couple, maybe visiting family for the holiday and shanagins ensue. give me a bi/pan character as the lead in an action movie, jumping on cars and chasing bad guys. not every LGBT movie needs to be some kind of drama. our lives aren’t just dramas.

anonymous asked:

Yuuri and Phichit are VERY into memes. There's a vine somewhere deep in the internet where Yuuri was in the airport, headed off to Japan, he was dressed in a fancy suit, holding a glass of wine, while Phichit and a bunch of his college buddies are crowding and following him around the airport lobby, pretending to be his numerous boyfriends and begging him not to leave lmao. At the end Yuuri giggles and says "babes, I'm sorry my REAL husband is waiting for me," hahahahhaha

LMAO i can just imagine yuuri recreating this video with victor popping out at the end acting all suave and showing off his ring aljfdaslkf

Everything starts with a single Instagram post.

A couple lounging together on a hotel bed, their faces out of frame. Two pairs of sweatpants-clad legs tangled together - feet bruised and battered, the focal point of the image.

v-nikiforov: When you and bae have matching feet 💖💖💖 #movienight  #cuddles #figureskaters #FukuokaGPF

The internet explodes.

At 25, Viktor Nikiforov is already a notorious commitment-phobe.

Though his list of casual hookups and one-night stands is a mile long, the man has yet to have a serious romantic relationship.

(One that has been made known to the public, at least. There is, of course, no shortage of “anonymous sources” claiming to have visited him at his house in the countryside where he supposedly lives during the off-season with his secret wife and three kids.)

Not even two hours after the picture is first posted, his fans have already compiled a list of who this mysterious significant other could be, using the only thing they know (probably) for sure about them - that they’re a figure skater.

Christophe Giacometti, for some odd reason, is pretty high up on the list, despite the fact that he’s been in a committed relationship for the past two years now. Cao Bin is another notable name, along with TWO of Viktor’s own rinkmates, Georgi Popovich (something which he’s sure is going earn the two of them a good amount of light-hearted teasing from their rinkmates), and a girl named Evgenia that Viktor has known since they were 5, and whom he regards as nothing more than a good friend.

And somewhere near the middle of the list is Viktor’s longtime bitter rival, Katsuki Yuuri.

It’s something of a mystery that he had even made it onto the list, given that the vast majority of the world seems to be of the opinion that the two hate each other. But fans as a whole tend to have a strange fascination with enemies to lovers stories, and it doesn’t hurt that Yuuri is good-looking, talented, and just about the sweetest person ever (to anyone other than Viktor, that is)


By the time the next picture is posted, just over a month later, people have mostly given up hope on another.

A dining table laden with delicious, home-cooked food. A slender young man sits in a chair across the table from the camera person. The top half of his face is cut off, showing only an indulgent smile as he spoils the excitable brown poodle begging for scraps next to him.

v-nikiforov: When bae flies halfway across the world to surprise you with a home-cooked meal after you get back from Russian Nationals 😍 #luckiest manalive #loveofmylife #bestsurpriseever

This time, it doesn’t even take an hour for the fans to update their List. All the female skaters are removed, while a few more male skaters are added on. 

The man has a soft jawline and slender shoulders.

A few suggest that it may be Lee Seung Gil, while others shout that “he’s just 19!,” and how “that’s basically pedophilia!”

Katsuki Yuuri inches his way slowly up the list, while others demand that Christophe be taken off, given the man in the second picture is clean-shaven, and everyone knows Christophe wouldn’t be caught dead in public without some stubble.


There aren’t many more pictures of The Boyfriend after that.

Instead, there’s an endless flow of melodramatic selfies and black and white landscapes with captions that don’t make sense, of Viktor constantly complaining about not being able to see bae more often.

He does occasionally drop little tidbits - The Boyfriend has a dog as well, he does ballet, they’ve known each other for several years.

But he’s careful not to say anything too revealing about his significant other, playfully dodging the question whenever he’s asked about it in interviews and choosing his words carefully on his social media posts.

It’s a maddeningly long five months before Viktor finally makes the fatal mistake.

An excited brown poodle standing near a door, leash in his own mouth. His tail is a wagging blur, restless excitement seeming to roll off his image in waves.

v-nikiforov: Going to pick up bae from the airport. I think Makkachin’s somehow figured out where we’re going. He’s been waiting impatiently at the front door for the past hour. #offseasonisbestseason #beentoolong #reunion

Viktor turns off his phone after that, and so it isn’t until he arrives at the airport, only to be welcomed by a horde of screaming fans and reporters that he finally realizes the mistake he’s made.

All the blood drains from his face, and he quickly whips out his phone to send his boyfriend a warning message before he’s suddenly swamped.

His plane should have already landed by now, and Viktor prays that he’d sent the warning in time. He knows how much his lover values his privacy, and neither of them are very eager to have their relationship become public knowledge quite yet.

Viktor spends the next ten minutes trying to make his way through the overenthusiastic crowd while still trying to be as nice to his fans as possible.

Makkachin is having the time of his life, shamelessly begging ear scratches and cooing from the crowd of fangirls. He looks quite content to stay there for as long as possible.

That is, right up until he quite suddenly perks up, and barges right through the crowd, leaving behind a bunch of confused fans and a worried Viktor, trying to chase after him.

He doesn’t get very far though, before tackling someone with wet doggy kisses.

The man seems to expect the enthusiastic welcome, because he barely staggers as he catches the giant brown poodle in his arms, laughing and carrying him towards Viktor and his group of speechless fans.

He’s wearing a pair of sinfully tight skinny jeans, and a dark blue hoodie with the hood up. They can’t see his face properly yet, with Makkachin blocking their view as he continues to squirm in the mans’ embrace, tail thumping excitedly against his leg as he walks.

Before any of the fans can take a step, Viktor hurries to his lover’s side and immediately wraps an arm around his shoulders, using his body to hide the man’s identity.

“What are you doing here?” he asks urgently as the crowd surges forward to envelop them. “You could have snuck out another way and gone straight to the car!”

The man laughs, and turns to place a quick peck on Viktor’s cheek.

“It’s fine,” he says. “We’ve kept quiet long enough. I don’t mind letting everyone know about us.”

So saying, he lowers Makkachin gently to the ground, and the cameras finally get their first glimpse at the face of the man who had managed to steal the heart of the World’s Number 1 Bachelor.

MASTERLIST

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CHAPTERED STORIES:

HAVE A LITTLE FAITH - work in progress

KIWI: THE SERIES - completed

YELLOW - work in progress

THE DFMO TRILOGY - completed

THE BLOOM TETRALOGY - completed

COLLABORATIONS:

THE DIVIDE SERIES - work in progress; in collaboration with stylishmuser

HARRY:

Harry Blurb Compilation 

When Harry wakes you up for the airport. 
the one where you’re sleepy and Harry is prepared.

“Is That One of Mine?” 
the one where you buy a shirt that looks a little bit like Harry’s.

When You Have Chub Rub 
the one where it’s just too damn hot.

Tea Mugs & Tear Stains 
the one where it all gets a little too much.

When You & Harry Attend a Wedding 
the one where you’re not a fan of weddings.

A White T-Shirt 
the one where you take a leap of faith.
- TW: mentions self-harm.

Just Harry 
the one before Harry leaves.

Late Night Pancakes
the one where you’re pregnant. Very pregnant.

Birthday Cake
- the one where it’s Harry’s birthday.

My love, my life, my always. 
the one where you’re feeling a little insecure.

All I Want For Christmas 
the one where it’s Christmas.

The Perfect Moment 
- the one where he just couldn’t wait.

Weepy 
- the one where you just can’t help it.

I’ve Got You 
the one where you have a baby.

My Sweetheart 
the one with a cuddle or two.

Dear DILF 
the one where you tell Harry a secret.

04.07.17 
the one before it all begins.

Sweet Nothings 
the one with the pillowtalk.

Sweet Creature 
the one where he needs a little love.

Easy 
the one where he needs a little push.

From The Dining Table 
the one where not every story has a happy ending.

Mother’s Day 
the one where your babies surprise you.

Spoiled
- the one where it’s your birthday.

Healing
- the one where you find strength in each other.
- TW; infertility

Ache
- the one where he finds you.
- TW; cancer death

NIALL:

Niall Blurb Compilation

This Town 
the one where there’s a story behind every song.

Loss 
the one where it takes time to heal.
- TW: mentions death; the loss of a family member

Scars 
the one where you need a little reminder.

Lucky 
the one where you see something that makes your heart melt.

One Of Those Days 
the one where Niall lifts you up.

Father’s Day 
the one where you and your daughter are the luckiest girls in the world.

Instagram Live
- the one where you and Niall do the long-distance thing.

The Best Man
- my submission for @allficcedup’s TROPETASTIC! Challenge

LIAM:

Stay With Me 
the one where Liam knows what you need.
- TW: mentions of anxiety; panic attack

LOUIS

Louis Blurb Compilation

coltonlhaynes: Since it’s technically @jeffleatham ’s birthday in Paris right now (his actual bday here is tmrw the 7th 😍)…I’m celebrating him by sharing a little story of how we met…at this very spot :) Jeff & I were supposed to meet 4 yrs ago through a set up date from our dear friend @valvogt . I wasn’t in a very good place at the time & we lived in different places so we both decided not to meet (but we did do a little bit of internet stalking and I loved what I saw :)…flash to yrs later when we happened to randomly run into eachother at the airport lounge in Paris where Jeff hit me with his bag & said “Hey punk…aren’t you Colton?” & after 10 seconds of literal love at first mtg…I responded “Hi Jeff” and couldn’t find words to say cause I was dumbstruck. So after he physically accosted me lol he then carried my bags to the plane where we sat just 3 rows away from eachother. After passing post it notes back and forth & sending Champagne love letters…Jeff asked me to come cuddle with him on the plane & from that day on…my life has forever been changed. There aren’t words to express how kind, loving, beautiful, & talented this man is & im so lucky to get to spend not just his birthday with him…but also life with him. Ur my rock. I love you. Happy Birthday boo bah ✈️🏝🎉🎁🎈 [x]

dogs-on-logs  asked:

Recently puppy and I had the joy of meeting a leonberger. Have you ever met a leonberger? I enjoy not needing to lean down in anyway to give him a good back scratch. He was gorgeous but feet so BIG. Nails as thick as my LITTLE FINGER. He was awesome. I'm hoping this ask results in leonberger pics for everyone.

I have :) JUST one though! It was a job where I had to pick up dogs from the airport to care for them overnight until they got back on their flight. This dog was so huge they had to construct a wooden crate for her! I have a picture of her somewhere…

She was fun and friendly. 

As a breed, they began as Newfoundland/Saint Bernard mixes, with a dash of Great Pyrenees added later on. They were intended to resemble the lion that was depicted on the town of Leonberg’s coat of arms. 

Leonbergers have been used to guard livestock, pull carts, and save lives! They are a great combination of a guardian breed and a working breed. They’ve only just been recognized as a breed in 2010, but positively impact so many people via search & rescue, and therapy.

They are A+ family dogs, easy going, and get along well with other dogs. But with every giant breed comes a shortened lifespan (~7years), hip dysplasia, cancer, and the fear of bloat.

I need a fic where the Paladins do some sort of virtual bonding exercise where they see the memories of when each of them saw their parents last.

It’s nostalgic and bittersweet for everyone. For Hunk and Lance the memories are recent, saying sad but heartfelt goodbyes at home or at the Garrison. For Shiro it’s a bit earlier, at his mother’s funeral and at the airport where he hugs his dad before leaving Japan. For Pidge it’s seeing her dad leave on the Kerberos rocket, then kissing her sleeping mom before sneaking out to join the Garrison.

When they get to Keith’s memories, it’s blurry with age. Keith is only four years old, getting handed over to the social workers by his Father. He’s strapped into his booster seat and clawing at the door, getting tears and snot all over the window. His wails of “Dada!” crush all the Paladins’s hearts, but Lance is the first one to crack. He shuts down the exercise and grabs Keith in a bear hug. Keith is silent and breathing erratically, and the others quickly join the huddle.

Billboard: Niall Horan Braces for Stardom Outside One Direction, With Advice From Justin Bieber & The Eagles

When Niall Horan decided to move from London to Los Angeles in early 2016, it’s no surprise that he chose a house in Laurel Canyon, the epicenter of ’60s folk-rock culture. Horan was the one ­toting a guitar in One Direction, the British boy-band juggernaut that was just then going on a hiatus, and he’s got the soul of a singer-songwriter: He’s charismatic, witty and sensitive, but also easygoing and no-nonsense. Viewed alongside his bandmates – born rock star Harry Styles, “sensible one” Liam Payne, “funny one” Louis Tomlinson, moody R&B prince Zayn Malik – Horan, 23, is sort of like the middle brother: the most ­approachably handsome, the second-most popular across social media (29 million Twitter followers; 19 million on Instagram) and the most likely to lust after a gig at the historic Los Angeles rock club The Troubadour. “Playing for, like, 500 people. What more do you want?” says Horan. “I’ve had some good moments with screaming ­teenagers, but I like when the room is completely dead. It’s a ­different kind of respect. People are actually listening.”

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