where is my guinea pig

When the guinea pigs return.
  • Craig: TWEEEEEK
  • Tweek: What?
  • Craig: Where is my peruvian suit?
  • Tweek: What?
  • Craig: Where - is - my - peruvian -suit?
  • Tweek: I... put it away.
  • [Guinea pigs are invading South Park]
  • Craig: Where?
  • Tweek: Why do you need to know?
  • Craig: I need it!
  • [Craig rummages through another room in their condo]
  • Tweek: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
  • Craig: THE CITY IS IN DANGER!
  • Tweek: My evening's in danger!
  • Craig: You tell me where my suit is, man! We are talking about the greater good!
  • Tweek: 'Greater good?' I am your husband! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
SPN This or That

Because I’m bored and totally not avoiding studying for a test, I made this ‘this or that’ tag game for spn! 

Rules: Answer q’s and tag whomever you want :)

1. Demon! Dean or Soulless Sam?

2. Balthazar or Gabriel?

3. Cas’ blue tie or striped tie? 

4. Season 5 or Season 12?

5. The colt or the angel blade?

6. SPN verse or AU?

7. “Mystery Spot” or “Free to Be You and Me”?

8. Jimmy Novak or Emmanuel? 

9. Favorite Hair: Sam’s or Dean’s or Cas’?

10. “I lost my shoe” or “You have a guinea pig? Where?”

11. Abbadon or Ketch?

12. Lucifer or Michael?

13. Benny or Charlie?

I’m tagging @the-idiot-under-your-bed @calliopecookiejar @princesscas @ketchup212 @shipqueen-of-the-otps @gneisscastiel @sunnshine0510 @ialwayscomewhenyoucall @thinkdouble-pink @herebutoutoftouch @sparkling-garbage28 @beecelestiel @cool-fallen-angel and anyone else who wants to do it. 

There is absolutely no pressure to do this! :) Also that last one may have been too cruel lol 

This or That - SPN

I was tagged by @shardspoon

I tag @dannymemelord @personneandnoone (if you need help translating the thing, just ask me) @elicedraws

1. Demon!dean or Soulless!sam? 

Demon!dean

2. Balthazar or Gabriel? 

Gabriel

3. Cas’s blue tie or striped tie? 

Blue tie

4. Season 5 or season 12? 

Season 12, but it’s only because it’s the first season I watched entirely during it’s diffusion as a part of the fandom

5. The colt or the angel blade? 

Angel blade

6. Spn verse or au?

Spn verse

7. Mystery spot or free to be you and me? 

Free to be you and me

8. Jimmy Novak or Emmanuel?

Jimmy Novak, that guy deserved better

9. Favorite hair: Sam’s, Dean’s, or Cas’s?

Castiel’s

10. “I lost my shoe” or “ You have a guinea pig? Where?”

“ You have a guinea pig? Where?”

11. Abbadon or Ketch? 

Ketch (because of the accent)

12. Lucifer or Michael?

Lucifer (mostly Casifer)

13. Benny or Charlie?

Charlie

i get really annoyed when i tell people that i have pet guinea pigs and then their immediate response is “lol why?” 

why do you keep that raggedy cat that doesn’t even like you? why do you own that yappy lil’ dog that your entire apartment complex has written complaints about? why do you have that snake? bird? gecko? fish? hamster? turtle? horse? why do any humans have any pets ever??? 

like just because my pet is not a cat or dog doesn’t make it any less of a pet? so ‘why’ you gotta be condescending about it? get outta here with that.

So I just finished rewatching The Hobbit Battle of the Five Armies and I decided to sit with my guinea pig. So the part where Bilbo is trying to explain what Thorin was to him to Balin comes on, and I just shout at my tv admit you’re gay. Oopsie kinda just gave me this look of like what the hell is wrong with you. So then I’m thinking to myself that I’m such bagginshield trash.