where is my goddamn shoe

PACIFIC RIM SENTENCE STARTERS.

  • ‘  when i was a kid, whenever i’d feel small or lonely, i’d look up at the stars. wondered if there was life up there.  ‘
  • ‘  tens of thousands of lives were lost.  ‘
  • ‘  this was just the beginning.  ‘
  • ‘  to fight monsters, we created monsters of our own.  ‘
  • ‘  we got really good at it. winning.  ‘
  • ‘  hey, kid. don’t get cocky.  ‘
  • ‘  please, after you. age before beauty.  ‘
  • ‘  you know what i’m thinking.  ‘
  • ‘  worry about yourself, kiddo!  ‘
  • ‘  ___, listen to me!  ‘
  • ‘  suits and ties, flashy smiles. that’s all they are.  ‘
  • ‘  bad news: three guys died yesterday.  ‘
  • ‘  well, orders are orders. what else am i supposed to do?  ‘
  • ‘  took me a while to find you.  ‘
  • ‘  i can’t have anyone else in my head again. i’m done.  ‘
  • ‘  haven’t you heard? the world is coming to an end.  ‘
  • ‘  so where would you rather die? here, or ____?  ‘
  • ‘  oh, no, call me ___. only my mother calls me doctor.  ‘
  • ‘  he was 2,500 tons of awesome. or awful. you know, whatever you wanna call it.  ‘
  • ‘  shut up. i don’t love them, okay? i study them.  ‘
  • ‘  things have changed. we’re not an army anymore, we’re the resistance.  ‘
  • ‘  i didn’t know it was this bad.  ‘
  • ‘  sorry about your brother.  ‘
  • ‘  you haven’t told me what i’m doing here yet.  ‘
  • ‘  numbers do not lie. politics and poetry, promises, these are lies. numbers are as close as we get to the handwriting of god.  ‘
  • ‘  politics and poetry, promises, these are lies.  ‘
  • ‘  and this… is the point where he goes completely crazy.  ‘
  • ‘  fortune favors the brave, dude.  ‘
  • ‘  they won’t give you the equipment, and even if they did, you’d kill yourself.  ‘
  • ‘  she’s one of a kind now.  ‘
  • ‘  i think you’re unpredictable.  ‘
  • ‘  you take risks that endanger yourself and your crew. i don’t think you’re the right man for this mission.  ‘
  • ‘  wow. thank you for your honesty.  ‘
  • ‘  one day, you’re gonna see that in combat you make decisions. and you have to live with the consequences.  ‘
  • ‘  you promised me.  ‘
  • ‘  vengeance is like an open wound.  ‘
  • ‘  to me, you’re dead weight. you slow me down, i’m gonna drop you like a sack of shit.  ‘
  • ‘  i’ve raised him on my own. he’s a smart kid, but i never knew whether to give him a hug or a kick in the ass.  ‘
  • ‘  it’s a dialogue, not a fight.  ‘
  • ‘  better watch it.  ‘
  • ‘  i’m not crazy. you felt it, right?  ‘
  • ‘  this is worth fighting for.  ‘
  • ‘  if you’re listening to this, well, i’m either alive and i’ve proven what i’ve just done works, in which case, ha ha, i won. or i’m dead and i’d like you to know that it’s all your fault. it really is, you know, you drove me to this. in which case, ha, i also won. sort of.  ‘
  • ‘  are you gonna say anything?  ‘
  • ‘  you look good.  ‘
  • ‘  like when you blink your eyes over and over and over again and all you really see are like, frames. it was emotion.  ‘
  • ‘  i’m okay. just let me control it.  ‘
  • ‘  you are a goddamn disgrace. you’re gonna get us all killed.  ‘
  • ‘  why don’t you just do us all a favor and disappear? it’s the only thing you’re good at.  ‘
  • ‘  so, what, you’re grounding us?  ‘
  • ‘  one: don’t you ever touch me again. two: don’t you ever touch me again.  ‘
  • ‘  now, you have no idea who the hell i am or where i’ve come from, and i’m not about to tell you my whole life story.  ‘
  • ‘  you know, you live in someone else’s head for so long… the hardest part to deal with is the silence.  ‘
  • ‘  well, that’s classified. so i couldn’t tell you. even if i wanted to. but it is pretty cool, so i might tell you. i’m gonna tell you.  ‘
  • ‘  jesus, we can’t just sit here and watch them die.  ‘
  • ‘  let me in, i’m a doctor!  ‘
  • ‘  we have a choice here. we either sit and wait, or we take these flare guns and do something really stupid.  ‘
  • ‘  as harsh as it sounds, there is no time to celebrate. we lost people. no time to grieve.  ‘
  • ‘  how sick are you? and why didn’t you tell me?  ‘
  • ‘  i haven’t exactly had a very good day, okay?  ‘
  • ‘  we’re gonna own this bad boy!  ‘
  • ‘  by jove, we are going to own this thing for sure!  ‘
  • ‘  today, at the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen not only to believe in ourselves, but in each other.  ‘
  • ‘  today we are canceling the apocalypse!  ‘
  • ‘  as for you, well, you’re easy. you’re an egotistical jerk with daddy issues. a simple puzzle i solved on day one.  ‘
  • ‘  i just don’t want to regret all the things that i never said out loud.  ‘
  • ‘  well, my father always said, if you have the shot, you take it. so let’s do this.  ‘
  • ‘  all i have to do is fall. anyone can fall.  ‘
  • ‘  i can’t find his pulse. i don’t think he’s breathing.  ‘
  • ‘  no. don’t go. please.  ‘
  • ‘  you’re squeezing me too tight. i couldn’t breathe.  ‘
  • ‘  where is my goddamn shoe?  ‘
a winter’s ball

pairing | prince!mark x reader

requested? nope. only by mel’s heart.

word count | 6,139 

summary | the winter’s ball, what a time to be alive. the winter’s ball, the thing that changed your life. 

NOTE: this took up fourteen pages on google docs, and was written in the span of a few months because the first few paragraphs were written almost a year ago. :^) ENJOY THE SHOW.


A Winter’s Ball was what the King decided to throw in celebration of his son’s favorite holiday, Le jour des lumières – The Day of Lights.

The day was made to celebrate those who passed in the wars that have taken place in the lifetime of your Kingdom, Xantis. Active soldiers, the Knights in command, and the ones invited by the King came to the ball as a grace to the men who still stand tall.

Though, you on the other hand, were less than excited. As a servant to the first Prince, Jason, your job was not easy. He was very insatiable, no matter the thing you did, he was never grateful. He always belittled you, then he would try and bed you, and upon your decline, he would get angry and hit you.

The maids who were under the second Prince, Mark, were the ones who always spoke so highly of the royals. They said he never gave them more than a smile and an extremely polite thank you, or even good wishes on holidays. You wanted so badly to work for him, but no matter how much you pleaded to the King, the one who allowed you to have a job after the tragedy of your past, Jason would always hear of it and beg him to let you continue being underneath him.

You would always see the dark side of the Prince, and tonight would be no exception – at least that’s what you thought.

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Pacific Rim Sentence Starters 

“At the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen not only to believe in ourselves, but in each other.”

“One - don’t you ever touch me again. Two - don’t you ever touch me again.”

“Where is my goddamn shoe?”

“You’re serious? You - You would do that for me?”

“To fight monsters, we created monsters.”

“Numbers do not lie. Politics and poetry, promises, these are lies.”

“I am not wrong, but there is something here we don’t understand.”

“I’m sure you can appreciate how important this moment is to me.”

“Wait. I think this guy’s dead. But let’s check for a pulse.”

“Hey. Hey, handsome. Oh, I’m gonna miss you.”

“We can either sit here and do nothing or we can grab those flare guns and go out there and do something really stupid.”

“This isn’t a refuge. This is - This is a buffet line! He knows I’m here. He knows I’m here!”

“I asked you not to refer to me by my first name when I’m around others.”

“You rescued her. You raised her. But, you’re not protecting her now. You are holding her back.”

“The world is coming to an end. So where would you rather die?”

“Now, you and I are the only thing standin’ between that ugly bastard and a city of 2 million people!”

“Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!”

“I don’t love them, okay? I study them.”

“No, you don’t understand, he’s trying to get me! He knows I’m here and he’s trying to get me!”

“You like the name? I took it from, uh, my favorite historical character and my second-favorite Szechuan restaurant in Brooklyn.”

“Hey! Guess who’s back, you one-eyed bitch?”

“We always thought alien life would come from the stars, but it came from deep beneath the sea; a portal between dimensions in the Pacific Ocean.”

“When I was a kid, whenever I’d feel small or lonely, I’d look up at the stars. Wondered if there was life up there.”

“I do not need your sympathy or your admiration. All I need is your compliance and your fighting skills.” 

“Fortune favors the brave, dude.”

“You’re squeezing me too tight.”

“Now tell me what you want, before I gut ya like a pig and feed you to the skin louse!”

Signs as Lines from Hamilton
  • Aries: "SIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHER[BLEEEEEP]"
  • Taurus: "'Should we honor our treaty, King Louis' head?' 'Uh, do whatever you want, I'm super dead!'"
  • Gemini: "Imagine what gon' happen when you try to tax our whiskey."
  • Cancer: "I'm just saying, if you really loved me you would share him."
  • Leo: "I may have punched him. It's a blur."
  • Virgo: "John Adams doesn't have a real job anyway."
  • Libra: "And when I meet Thomas Jefferson Im'a compel him to include women in the sequel."
  • Scorpio: "I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love!"
  • Sagittarius: "Sittin' there as useless as two shits, turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits!"
  • Capricorn: "You must be out of your GODDAMN MIND."
  • Aquarius: "They say I'm a Francophile, at least they know I know where France is."
  • Pisces: "You see, it was my wife you decided to----" "Whaaaaat?"

sweeticebean  asked:

"Where is my goddamn shoe?" Shoto grumbled to himself as he looked around in frustration. As his eyes flicked about the room, they suddenly met with All Might's. He froze, clearing his throat.

The huge tall figure slumped down on his shoulders, trying to shrink his immense height, as he raised a hand to greet the young student.

“Need a hand Young Todoroki? Or should I say foot? H A H A H-

He paused his laugh midway, as a thought hit his head.

“Or maybe I should’ve said shoe. That sounds better, doesn’t it Young Todoroki? But I was afraid if I jumped straight to that one, you might miss the correlation between the pun.”

At this point he crouched down, now with a book entitled ‘Dad Jokes for Beginners’, unknown to the youth as to where it was procured from.

Pacific Rim Sentence Meme

Has one of these been made yet? Oh well.

  • “Now, you and I are the only thing standing between that ugly bastard and a city of two million people!”
  • “We have a choice here: we either sit and wait, or we take these flare guns and do something really stupid.”
  • “Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!”
  • “Wait. I think this guy’s dead. But let’s check for a pulse.”
  • “To fight monsters, we created monsters of our own.”
  • “One: don’t you ever touch me again. Two: don’t you ever touch me again.”
  • “Fortune favors the brave, dude.”
  • “Not now, [character name]. I’m sure you can appreciate how important this moment is to me.”
  • “Where is my goddamn shoe?”
  • “You’re squeezing me too tight.”
  • “It’s not obedience, [character name]; it’s respect.”
  • “Only my mother calls me doctor.“
  • “I asked you not to refer to me by my first name when I’m around others.”
  • Say it with me, my man: “We’re gonna own this bad boy!”
  • “By Jove, we are going to own this thing for sure!”
  • “Well, with worldwide destruction a certain alternative… Do I really have a choice?“
  • “Guess who’s back you one-eyed bitch!”
  • “Oh, my God. This isn’t a refuge. This is - This is a buffet line!”
  • “All I have to do is fall. Anyone can fall.”
  • “Ugly bastard. Anyway, I woulda…”
Pacific Rim Starters
  • "Now we have a choice here: we either sit and wait, or we take these flare guns and do something really stupid."
  • "Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!"
  • "So where would you rather die? Here? or in a Jaeger!"
  • "One - don't you ever touch me again. Two -" don't you ever touch me again."
  • "Whenever I'd feel small or lonely, I'd look up at the stars. Wondered if there was life up there. Turns out I was looking in the wrong direction."
  • "Fortune favors the brave, dude."
  • "Now tell me what you want, before I gut ya like a pig and feed you to the skin louse!"
  • "You're squeezing me too tight."
  • "Don't get cocky."
  • "It's not obedience, it's respect."
  • "He's a Kaiju groupie. He loves them."
  • "I imagined him differently."
  • "Only my mother calls me doctor."
  • "I asked you not to refer to me by my first name when I'm around others."
  • "Well, with worldwide destruction a certain alternative... Do I really have a choice?"
  • "Then say it with me, my man: "We're gonna own this bad boy!""
  • "Empty the clip! Empty the clip!"
  • "Numbers are as close as we get to the handwriting of god."
  • "Vengeance is like an open wound."
  • "Today we face the monsters that are at our door."
  • "Well, my father always said, if you have a shot, you take it. So let’s do this."
  • "Suits and ties and flashing smiles. That's all they are."
  • "Where is my GODDAMN shoe?"
  • "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, brother."
the signs as hamilton lyrics:

aries: turn around, bend over, I’ll show you where my shoe fits

taurus: BRAHH

gemini: you must be out of your GODDAMNED MIND

cancer: for  s h a m e

leo: I’m a general, whee!

virgo: we’re reliable with the L A D I E S

libra: HAVE YOU READ THIS??

scorpio: *electronic horse whinny*

sagittarius: yo, who the f is this?

capricorn: southern mothERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC-REPUBLICANS

aquarius: sha-BOOM!

pisces: sit down John, you fat motherfucker

I’m trying this New Thing at home where I give the boy “chores” and then I pay him an allowance. Since I’m kinda sort of a control freak I don’t really know what kinds of chores I’m supposed to give to a seven-year-old, I made up a few cockamamy chores for the boy, like cleaning up his playroom and brushing his teeth.

The boy said, “How about one of my chores is to say, Where are my goddamned shoes!?!” And I said, I don’t think you know what the word chores means. And the boy said, “Actually, dad, I think you don't know what the word chores means!” And I said, Yeah, you’re probably right.

Then I gave the boy a dollar for picking up his own shizz. And then I rearranged his toys again cuz the kid doesn’t know how to properly put away his shizz, sheesh.

#theboysayswherearemygoddamnedshoescuzpacificrim