where is april

ok, now this one’s the last one (im from new jersey, so i had to haha)

bonus at the end cos it’s coincidentally been a year since yesterday ;)


Newt: Once again, they are my biological children.
Jacob: And once again, I don’t believe you. 

(Parks and Recreation; season 7, episode 12: One Last Ride) 


Newt: Hello strange person who I have never met before. Who are you?
Tina: I’m Janet Snakehole. I’m a very rich widow with a terrible secret. Who are you?
Newt: Burt Macklin, FBI. I was the best damn agent they ever had until I was framed for a crime I didn’t commit. Stealing the President’s…rubies. Now I work alone.
Tina: Lovely to meet you.
Newt: I gotta admit, I thought your costume would be a little more slutty.
Tina: How. Dare. You. 

(Park and Recreation; season 3, episode 13: The Fight) 


Credence: Mr Graves, you’re like an angel with no wings.
Graves: So like a person?

(Parks and Recreation; season 2, episode 17: Woman of the Year)