Newt: Hello strange person who I have never met before. Who are you? Tina: I’m Janet Snakehole. I’m a very rich widow with a terrible secret. Who are you? Newt: Burt Macklin, FBI. I was the best damn agent they ever had until I was framed for a crime I didn’t commit. Stealing the President’s…rubies. Now I work alone. Tina: Lovely to meet you. Newt: I gotta admit, I thought your costume would be a little more slutty. Tina: How. Dare. You.
(Park and Recreation; season 3, episode 13: The Fight)