where i start to think that do i have same pose syndrome

Masterlist

Jimin:

Something New// Jimin wants to try some new things in bed.

Guess Who// Jimin, Taehyung, and Hoseok try to figure out who’s better at sex and they use you as a judge.

Spy Imagine// Jimin and you used to work at the same spy company but he betrayed you. You meet again when you both take on the same mission and can’t resist each other.

Strip for me// Your friend is having a bachelorette party and has invited strippers. You receive a one-on-one session from Jimin.

Need for Attention// Jimin has been thinking about your pussy all day.

Waiting Game// Jimin teases you on stage without knowing so you punish him backstage.

Penumbra// Both Jimin and Jungkook get to spank you.

Bet on it// Yoongi and Jimin bet on who can make you cum.

Syndromes (no smut yet)// “Lima syndrome is the result of the abductor/kidnapper sympathizing with his hostages”. And Park Jimin had never heard of it before, when he took you as his hostage.

*Dance// You are dared to give Jimin a lap dance and you both end up getting off from you grinding on his thigh.

Strip// Jimin dares you to strip for him but you’re an overachiever.

Black; Completely Black// ‘Jimin came home from an award show and was feeling extra kinky.

Baby Boy// ‘Jimin was being naughty and you had to teach him a lesson.’

Floating// ‘You knew there would be a dismissal If your boss entered your office and saw your boyfriend devouring you.’

Secret Desires// Jimin gets you to have sex at a movie theatre.

Honey Lemon// You cought a cold and Seokjin treats you by going down on you. Jimin calls in the middle.

Ego// Jimin brags about how many girls he’s fucked and you’ve had it.

Room 178// You get in a mixup and are forced to share a room with the arrogntg, but extremly attractive, Min Yoongi. Jimin didn’t expact what he saw when he came to announce that he has a room avaliable for you. 

Two is Company, and Three…// You are at the movies. Tae showes interest in you and Jimin is being possesive.

Spank Bank// You’re drunk and horny and you video call Jimin.

Red Silk// Jimin tries on your red silk panties and gets both of you extremly turned on.

Suga:

One-Time Thing// ’It’s okay to fuck your roommate if it’s only a one-time thing.’

Under Fire// Yoongi has been neglecting you so you decide to come to the studio and do something about it. Jimin gets involved and gets to witness you get punished.

Lost Without Him// You find out your boyfriend has been cheating on you so you ask your best friend, Yoongi, to pick you up. He comforts you and ends up making love to you.

Bet on it// Yoongi and Jimin bet on who can make you cum.

That Time of the Month// You’re ovulating and extra horny so you ask Yoongi to help you with your problem.

Favors pt.2 pt.3// ‘You wanted to know, how giving a blowjob would feel like since you were quite inexperienced in it. So why not use your best friend Yoongi as a test object?’

Truth or Dare? pt.2// ‘An innocent game of Truth or Dare takes a very interesting turn.’

A Hot Shower// After a cold wintery day you decide to take a hot shower and can’t help but to think about your boyfriend, which results in you touching yourself. He comes home early. 

Waiting Game// Yoongi is finally back from tour after being gone for a long time and you gather up the courage to dominate him.

Earned It// ‘Rough Yoongi smut where he chokes, slaps and spanks you. Teases you in front of the boys until you two get hot and heavy when alone.’

Lotion// You’re fascinated with Yoongi’s hands. 

Room 178// You get in a mixup and are forced to share a room with the arrogntg, but extremly attractive, Min Yoongi. Jimin didn’t expact what he saw when he came to announce that he has a room avaliable for you.

Tame Me// ‘Your job won’t be cleaning and cooking, not if you’re a maid for Master Yoongi’

Jin:

Blackout// Jin and you are co-workers who hate each other. That is until a blackout at your hotel brings you closer.

Down the Rabbit Hole: Jin// You’re a maid who dominates the White King in bed.

Ride me// You want Jin to beg for you to fuck him.

Shower Time// Jin is tired and doesn’t appreciate the fact that you didn’t tell him you were running late so he releases his anger on you in the shower.

Honey Lemon// You cought a cold and Seokjin treats you by going down on you. Jimin calls in the middle. 

Jungkook:

The Demon Within// A demon comes to fulfil your wish of rough sex.

Blow Me// You catch Jungkook watching porn and finish him off with a blowjob.

Master// Some dominant Jungkook smut.

Penumbra// Both Jimin and Jungkook get to spank you.

*In Bloom// Werewolf Jungkook is in heat and all he wants is you and for you to be his mate.

Open House// ‘Being Jeon Jungkook’s realtor is really exhausting, because it is really hard to find a house that he likes.; and after he had turned down several houses you suggested to him, you lose your patience with him and do the mistake to upset the spoiled boy.’

Grind// You hook-up with Jungkook but he asks you to work for it by grinding on his thigh.

Game of Dominance// You need release and the only one able to do that was Jungkook -who was working in your favourite brothel.’

Syrup// ‘Jungkook needs you to pose for him, naked.’

*The Truth pt.2 pt.3 pt.4 pt.5 pt.6 pt.7// Namjoon thinks it’s okay to befriend his ex, which causes you to be upset. Jungkook tries to comfort you and  ends up doing so much more. 

I hate you, I love you pt.2// ‘You hated him at seven, warmed up to him at twelve, and liked him at fifteen. Now the two of you are twenty years old and inseparable best friends… and you’re absolutely in love with him; he’s in love too—just not with you.’

Hiss (be warned)// Interrogating members of Bangtanimals isn’t easy. Especially when they’re as cocky as Jeon Jungkozard.’

I Dare You// Taehyung is possessive, Jungkook a little shit and you are in between.’

Lust & Errors pt.2 pt.3 // ‘Step brother, fuck buddy… They were one and the same now. But what started out as some mindless fucking game, quickly turns into something much more difficult and complex.’

Shameless// ‘Taehyung’s the new guy in town, just trying to make some friends. And when Jungkook invites him to a party, he thinks he’s finally gotten a good opportunity to meet some new people. But what he doesn’t expect is witnessing his new friend Jungkook and his girlfriend, you, getting it on in front of him, and all of the other guys, at this so-called party.’

Oh, so Delicious// ‘He just looked so good, orgasming after orgasming.’ 

Untitled// “I don’t care if they’re watching. I’m not done with you yet.”

Case Closed// Losing your virginity to your dongsaeng turns out to be better than you thought.

V:

Guess Who// Jimin, Taehyung, and Hoseok try to figure out who’s better at sex and they use you as a judge.

Peaches & Cream// You’re the single most tastiest thing Taehyung has ever tasted.

Christmas Dress// You wear a red dress and ask Tae for his opinion. He shows it to you.

Click// Taehyung is jealous that Jin has been looking at his muse sexually.’

Daddy’s Little Kitten// Daddy Tae doesn’t appreciate what you’re going to wear to a meeting.

Birthday// Tae isn’t going to go easy on you just because it’s your birthday.

So You’ve Never…? pt.2 pt.3 pt.4// You tell Tae, your best friend, that you never got oral so he decides to help you. After that you guys can’t seem to keep your hands to yourselves.

I Dare You// Taehyung is possessive, Jungkook a little shit and you are in between.’

Shameless//Taehyung’s the new guy in town, just trying to make some friends. And when Jungkook invites him to a party, he thinks he’s finally gotten a good opportunity to meet some new people. But what he doesn’t expect is witnessing his new friend Jungkook and his girlfriend, you, getting it on in front of him, and all of the other guys, at this so-called party.’

Stress Relief// You and Tae are studying for finals. You find out he never went down on a girl and he offers some stress relief.

Dog Hybrid Tae: 
Territory//
 ‘Dogboy Tae gets extremely possessive when “that time of the month” rolls around and find’s it hard to control his natural instincts and his dominating nature during the monthly occurrence.’
Disturbed// ‘Dogboy Tae can’t get enough of the taste of you. No matter if it’s in the middle of the night.’ 

A Friendly Favor pt.2// Tae is going on a date and wants you to help him with sex.

Outlines// You have a Skype call with Tae and get distracted.

Two is Company, and Three…// You are at the movies. Tae showes interest in you and Jimin is being possesive.

Untitled// You’re busy with Christmas baking and Tae tries to get your attention.

Fingers// You can’t stop yourself from thinking about Taehyung’s amazing fingers.

Rap Monster:

Date Night// You can’t seem to find anything to wear to your date with Namjoon so he suggests you just stay in.

Submission// You shouldn’t try resisting your daddy.

Dirty Little Secret// Daddy finds your toy that you’ve been hiding and he’s not happy.

Truth or Dare? pt.2//An innocent game of Truth or Dare takes a very interesting turn.’

Cuffs and Candy// ‘Just one kiss, one touch.. and one pair of handcuffs for his naughty girl.’

Pleased// Namjoon offers to please you. 

J-Hope:

Guess Who// Jimin, Taehyung, and Hoseok try to figure out who’s better at sex and they use you as a judge.

Truth or Dare? pt.2//An innocent game of Truth or Dare takes a very interesting turn.’

Later// ‘Hoseok can’t control himself when his girlfriend is bleeding.’

Overstimulation// You keep pleasuring Hoseok even when he thinks he can’t take any more.

Strawberry// Hoseok wants to have dessert first.

Enthusiasm// Hoseok thinks you can orgasm for the third time.

Last Updated: 6/13/16

Cait and Sam: Are they together?

I’ve had some rambling thoughts lately and thought I’d write them down. I’m not even sure if anyone will read them, but here goes. :-)

Scenario #1: Cait and Sam are in love and together. This is what I truly believe. Their actions when they are around each other are too unabashedly lovey-dovey to dispute. And, people who have seen them in person say it is even MORE obvious. I’ll take it a step further and say I think they’re already married. 

Scenario #2: Cait and Sam are both single and just really, really, REALLY good friends. Hmm, I have a problem with this. If this were true then I would say that Cait and Sam have a serious case of Blind Love Idiot Syndrom (BLIS). Where we see Bliss, they are simply in Blis. Speaking from experience, I know for a fact that if you are good friends with a guy, but flirt like the dickens with him, that you secretly have the hugest crush on him and just haven’t told anyone. And, when the guy flirts the same way with you, then unfortunately you are both just being idiots, blind love idiots. This happened to me twice in college and I let them both get away because I never admitted my feelings. When I met my hubby (AT THE WORKPLACE no less) after graduating from college, we were truly good friends from the start, but then it grew. It went from friends, to hanging out, to flirtiness, to little notes on each other’s desks, to :::gasp::: brief kisses in the elevator! But still…we were just friends. Well, that’s what we said. We were blind love idiots. A year later when we went to tell my parents we were moving in together, but that we were just friends, my dad raised his infamous eyebrows and looked at my guy friend like, well, you know that dad look. My mom, to this day thinks we WERE just friends then, and now that she’s 89, has concocted in her head that we even had a two-bedroom apartment. It does no good to argue with or correct an 89 year old. Anyway, two years later when we were about to walk down the aisle, my sister, who was my maid of honor said “so does this mean you’re not just friends anymore?” Ha ha sis! :-) And now, hubby and I just celebrated out 33rd wedding anniversary! Yes, I have taken trips on my own. Yes I have sent him to spend a week with his family and cherished the time to myself at home!! Yes, for some inexplicable reason, at the age of 58, he still thinks that fart jokes and uranus jokes are funny!! I don’t want to be like RDM and categorize all men, but I think many, many, many men  have that part of their brain that is responsible for maturity, the something-or-other thalamus, reach it’s full potential at the age of 13. It’s just an unfortunate fact of life. So, I say, let them have their Shatners to banter with so they won’t bring their stupid fart jokes to you!! In conclusion on this scenario….IF this is where Sam and Cait are, which I don’t believe, then I would hope that Blis will turn to Bliss for them as soon as they take the darn blinders off! 

Scenario #3: Sam is single and head over heels in love with Cait who is in love with Tony. We can debunk that right now. If Cait is in love with Tony, we would have seen one at least ONE picture of heart eyes from Cait towards Tony!! Cait’s face is too vibrant and honest not to have slipped up at least once in a picture with Tony. Of course, I realize that we’d have to have a picture of Cait actually LOOKING at Tony to perhaps prove the theory, but I don’t think we do, do we? This, along with the eyewitness accounts of people who saw Cait interacting with Tony at the premiere in very much a friend manner (a real friend manner, not a Blis one) cancels out this scenario. 

Scenario #4: Cait is single and head over heels in love with Sam who would rather play the field instead. I honestly think Sam is too sweet of a guy to blatantly flirt and drool over his co-star if he’s got feelings for another woman. And, I think if he DID have feelings for another woman, she’d tell him pretty quickly to tone down the outward expressions of adoration towards Cait. Have they toned down? Not at all! As a matter of fact, I’ve never seen a more smitten puppy than in the video outside of Saks where Cait kisses his neck and Sam nearly melts on the spot. That was not some smoldering, posed co-star shot…that was a genuine moment between the two of them. 

Scenario #5: Sam would be in love with Cait, but Cait is gay. Hmm, I don’t see Cait, the empowered woman, champion of women’s rights, gay rights, etc. ever hiding the fact that she’s gay, if she was. Next. 

Scenario #6: Cait would be in love with Sam, but Sam is gay. To be honest, this would be the ONLY likely scenario that would make sense as to why these two can be so comfortable and flirty with each other, but not be together. However, a gay man would not look at a woman the way Sam looks at Cait every time he looks at her! A gay man may look at her fabulous shoes with dreamy heart-eyes, but not at the woman. (I say this with love as a sister of a gay man who is no longer with us.) 

So, that takes me back to Scenario #1. Cait and Sam are deeply in love and committed to each other, possibly already married. There are just too many pictures, videos, eye witness accounts, and confirmations from Sam and Cait themselves to ignore the evidence. And if I’m wrong? Well, then I guess I’m the blind idiot after all. 

Glee 5x10, "Trio"

Glee? I love you. Thank you for getting your shit together.

There was so much good stuff, I don’t even know where to start with this episode.

  1. New Directions “seem to plan their lives like their setlist: they pretty much figure it out the night before.” It’s still the introductory voiceover and I’m already much amused. Looks like today is a day where I like self-ironic Glee!
  2. Sue: “What’s wrong with Down Syndrome?” - Becky (in a mocking tone of voice): “What’s wrong with Down Syndrome?” Perfect, perfect moment. Sue is there to make Will and Emma (and the viewers) aware of their prejudice. And Becky KNOWS what is wrong with Down Syndrome: namely, how it makes other people treat her. And she’s not going to pretend they’re usually treating her with respect. And she’s angry about that.
  3. “We were able to achieve a successful emission.” OMG. Emma. Also: OMG, Will.
  4. There were a lot of Neckbrace Cheerio appearances this week.
  5. Someone performs a song just for fun. Have we seen this before in the choir room?
  6. Weird statistics are a thing this week.
  7. Tina has stopped being angry and is now just sad. And apparently, that gets her what she wants: she gets emotional attention from Blaine and Sam, special events are created just for her, she’s seen as sexually desirable (although she still has to put up with some awful attitude from Sam for that), she gets to sing solos… Curious to see where that will take her.
  8. Rachel is in houndstooth again. Can we talk about this pattern? Or has that happened already when these costumes were still sp0ilers and I missed it? She also sticks to a black-and-white color scheme the entire episode.
  9. Rachel is also still obsessed with “Showgirls” and calls Santana a “Gina Gershon junior.” This reference intrigues me for another reason, though. Because Gina Gershon also played the butch lesbian Corky in “Bound” by the Wachowski siblings. I’d bet money that Rachel does NOT know that (since she really seems clueless about lesbian culture), but the Glee writers just might!
  10. Apparently, Rachel has a whole band on retainer that only exists to do her bidding. It’s just like the band people at WMHS!
  11. Her narration of herself about how she exploited Elliott’s good will by playing the victim-slash-diva is hilarious, if (still) baffling in its obliviousness of anyone’s needs and wants but her own.
  12. Elliott also sews! Now gimme all the shop talk and outfit-making collaboration scenes with Kurt.
  13. He also has three golden top hats above his bed. (“One, two, three, not only you and me…”) (Also, woohoo, new places to do set meta about!)
  14. Rachel: “…and I have a new best gay!” - Elliott: “Uh, haha, yeah, I kinda hate that term. Makes me feel like a pet.” Whoohoo!!! It was about time someone said that! Elliott, I love you. Please stay forever.
  15. I’m sort of intrigued by the fact that Rachel treats Elliot like she would treat a heterosexual dude. She’s embracing him like a long-lost lover when he lets her into his apartment, she plays it all seductive during “Barracuda,” and she uses him to do more heterosexual posing during “Gloria.” From that I conclude that she has cast Kurt in a differently-gendered role than Elliott, because IIRC she never treated him that way. But she did treat Finn that way. And Jesse. (I want to say more about gender in Kurt vs. Elliott but I don’t have the words yet.)
  16. Blaine pretends he wants to see if the graduation gowns fit and then has to admit he really wants to see how they LOOK.
  17. Tina: “I don’t wanna fade away.” Well. I’m not sure that she won’t.
  18. Blaine talks about heroism and Sam wants to sneak a cow into the school. (This reminds me that I wanted to analyze Tina and Artie’s speeches from 5x09.)
  19. Also, Blaine suggests a lock-in (for which he wants to get approval - oh, Blaine), and Sam says, “sounds dangerous!,” and I’m thinking, “you’re both Katys.”
  20. Threeway showcircle!
  21. Sue tells an epic story of her pre-impregnation, quasi-religious relaxation that involves serenading by Kenny G at the foot of her and Michael Bolton’s bed. Beiste puts it a little less poetically: “You gotta calm her down before you knock her up.” She also advises Will to “make it all natural.” And I am deeply amused by how unnatural and disgusting all the heterosexuality in this episode is made out to be. Well done, Glee creators, very well done.
  22. Tina has an epic breakdown in the hall, complete with crying and falling to the floor where she continues to wallow until Blaine and Sam promise to make a lock-down for just the three of them happen. And then Sam asks her if her boobs are getting bigger and she replies, delighted that he noticed, “yes, yes they are!” And Blaine is just rolling his eyes in desparation. (I think I’ll read this and the previous moment as “what sexist dudes WISH would happen in reaction to their sexist objectification.” I’m also going to pretent that there is a heterosexual Glee writer who has won a bet and now got to write himself a wish fulfillment scene. Because then I don’t have to ask myself WHY Tina has given up every last bit of a feminist attitude…)
  23. Santana has not only a huge framed poster of her Yeast-I-Stat commercial on her wall (Santana, I love you), but also pictures of groups of same-y-looking girls/women (replacing the Cheerios?), what looks like a Kamasutra illustration on her dresser, and not just one but three(!) Mexican Día de los Muertes figurines (hello, another-person-with-a-special-relationship-to-death?!).
  24. Also, it was about time they made fun of Santana’s hair and exposed the weave for a weave.
  25. Her insults about Rachel still center on Rachel’s perceived lack of attractiveness (here framed as thinness and a lack of sex appeal) and femininity (here framed as a “whiskery chin”).
  26. “In the beginning it’s all sunshine and giggles and stickers…” Stickers? That sounds more like kindergarten, not high school.
  27. And Elliott is all, “WHAT is going ON with you people?! Clearly, you’re all insane, if perhaps in a rather entertaining sort of way.”
  28. I want an audiovisual gif of Santana’s “whoooaaa.”
  29. Elliott apparently is New York City’s resident Voice Of Reason.
  30. Curious to see what Auntie Snix’ scheme for getting Elliott some money is. Next week?
  31. The Almighty Trebleclef! Superheroes are back! Nightbird voiceover! <3 <3 <3
  32. Tina (in red and blue): “You made this way more difficult than it needed to be. Just for the record.” - Sam: “Any excuse to put on that costume.” - Blaine: “Last chance I get to put it on! Unless I’m in some creepy kind of fetish club.” Deconstructing Nightbird! (Also, what I gather from this is that Blaine goes to fetish clubs in his Nightbird costume.)
  33. That is an epic senior lock-in indeed. All the references! Breakfast Club. Rebels Without A Cause. (What’s with the chin faces?)
  34. Blaine gets the “I’m too depressed to even open this pamphlet” pamphlet. 4x04-4x07 anyone?
  35. Sam offers condoms, but Blaine and Tina find themselves not compatible.
  36. Cheerio uniforms! And Sam in a dress!
  37. “Immunize!” poster with Rosie the Riveter image.
  38. I expect a gazillion gifs and photomontages with Cheerio!Blaine in that victory pose.
  39. Becky brought a Twister game and a bag of “Face Slap Energy Boost” energy drinks (in other words: drugs). And continues to blackmail them into including her in the senior lock-in.
  40. By the way, Tina is wearing red Dorothy shoes now. That is a thing now, right? Last week we had Rachel and Santana, now there’s Tina…
  41. The craft room is back!
  42. Will: “You worry too much.” - Emma: “You’re just figuring that out NOW?!” Emma, I love you.
  43. Blablabla, my baby, blablabla, one true love, blablabla, I will have a son, blablabla. Shut up, Will.
  44. I can’t help but notice that both Will and Emma keep painting the same tiny bit of wall. Yes, I know, Glee production probably doesn’t allow for multiple takes of all-wall paint rolling, but it does distract me and I want to yell at them that their wall will be uneven and patchy and Emma will hate it.
  45. Emma wants to watch “Ever After.” I approve of her choice of romantic movie (and Will better does, too). Also, they’re eating popcorn from what looks like a pretend-popcorn bucket that really is a piece of two-dimensional cardboard.
  46. Why is Emma’s voice almost inaudible?
  47. Blaine really is ridiculously polite. “Time-out. I’m getting a cramp in my leg.” And probably he’s also fed up with getting sexual advances from a girl yet AGAIN.
  48. I like sexy Becky. I just wish she’d get to be sexy with someone who wants her back. (Is Becky the New Tina?)
  49. “Sam?” *Actual fucking CRICKETS.* “Tina?” *More crickets* (Glee sound department, let me love you.)
  50. The astronomy classroom is back! And OF COURSE this is where Tina and Sam make out. (But that is no energy drink there on the table. I suppose the energy drinks were stand-ins for alcopops then?)
  51. Poor Blaine. All that heterosexuality, and he is sooo disgusted by it all. It would be funnier for me, though, if he wasn’t MOST disgusted by FEMALE (hetero)sexuality.
  52. “What about Nurse Penny, Sam? Did you just forget about her?” Yes, this week, I’m all for the Glee self-irony.
  53. I adore Blaine for using “our little family” and “friendly threesome” in the same sentence.
  54. Drama queen!Blaine is the best Blaine. I’m already looking forward to all the gifs.
  55. Rachel is never, ever, ever getting back together with Santana letting Santana get her Fanny going to let Santana play the role of Fanny Brice. (SCNR.)
  56. And Kurt is just watching the Pezberry drama, resigned to his fate. He tries to reign Rachel in when she gets too over-the-top even for her own standards, but he doesn’t get through. But he does get through to Elliott, who gets to finally put an end to the high-school-esque drama. Thank gods.
  57. “Gloria” is brilliant in both line distribution and choreography. I don’t have time to dissect the song, but I want to point out that Rachel continues to do pseudo-heterosexual posing with her “new best gay friend,” while Santana interacts with him entirely nonsexually.
  58. Interesting (and sexist) that Elliott tells them they’re both PRETTY when they wanted to know who was BETTER (presumably as a SINGER). But I still want to kiss him for refusing to be drawn into their drama. That was a great smackdown of everyone involved, including Kurt. (But who said “ha!”? Santana?)
  59. There is a LOT of turquoise clothing in this episode. Emma, Tina, Kurt, and Santana all wear it. Have we figured out the new color scheme yet?
  60. “…and then, lo and behold, the two of you run off during our fun night of shenanigans and mischief and you turn it into some kind of creepy [teeth?]-sucking slurpathon, which I still can’t get out of my head.” As I said, drama queen!Blaine is the best Blaine.
  61. “Santana and I are both professionals.” Ahahaha! Yeah, right.
  62. And good for you, Kurt, for taking Elliott’s approach as an example and throwing BOTH Rachel and Santana out of the band.
  63. Why doesn’t Dani get a last name? Or is she just “Dani” like Madonna or Cher?
  64. Also, Callbacks is back! More New York locations for the win!
  65. The pattern on Santana’s skirt looks like her crotch has a roaring tiger-face on it [but fashionofglee tells me it’s a bug]. Clearly, she’s dressed for battle, what with the leather top and all. Both her and Rachel are in black-and-white, but Rachel’s rigidity is finally unraveling. The stripes on her shirt have become softer, and the edges have started to fray.
  66. I googled One Three Hill because I was sure it was a reference I didn’t get. And indeed, there is a TV series called “One Tree Hill” about two half-brothers who begin as heartless enemies and become caring brothers over time. Such as Rachel and Kurt did and Rachel and Santana will? Because clearly what Kurt is talking about (and what the band is singing about) is majorly related to Rachel and Santana as well, as we can easily tell by the fact that the band also wears black-and-white.
  67. And can I just say that I LOVE the fact that Kurt gets to have an all-queer band, and none of the members is romantically/sexually involved with another? Even if it is just for a minute? He sooo needs some LGBTQ community that is not his boyfriend. I just wish Santana would get the same.
  68. I also love the fact that Rachel can’t quite believe that the trio actually is successful without her (or Santana). This must be a first because they truly DON’T NEED her (unlike New Directions, at least in-universe). But they still WANT her (as is later made clear) - provided she and Santana get their stuff sorted out.
  69. And Rachel DOES manage to take a first step towards reconciliation with Santana. In a shirt with holes along the arms (a black one this time) and a black-and-white skirt that continues the softening of her harsh either/or patterns (Ha! I figured it out! THAT’s what all the black-and-white outfits were about! Note to self: make a proper post about this.)
  70. That is a GOOD talk, Santana and Rachel. Please let us see more talks like this, Glee.
  71. And pleeeeaaaase Rachel, do listen to what Santana says here because she is RIGHT. Even if your moment of potential bonding was interrupted, and Kurt made a snippy comment about your conflict and previous communication style, and all of that threw you right back into the whole mess. (But sadly, I don’t think this is over yet.)
  72. Hahaha, unexpected kissing happens all the time at WMHS. Well-observed, Blaine.
  73. Artie is pissed, and rightly so. Especially after his whole episode of bonding with Tina last week.
  74. And I’m going to argue that WILL SCHUESTER is speaking for the Glee writers post-5x03 for once: “I was planning on ordering dinner in and working you guys deep into the night, but then I realized that worrying too much about what you’re trying to accomplish actually gets in the way of what you’re trying to accomplish.”
  75. But why is everyone in that choir room, including the band(!) (except Kitty in her Cheerio uniform) wearing shades of blue, turquoise, and green? Should we analyze this further? Like, who is ONLY wearing blue and who is wearing other shades? Or do we take it as a general meta moment of sadness over saying goodbye to McKinley?
  76. And they do manage to make up with Artie and let him be right. Which is good. Because Artie (or any of the Glee people) alone IS sad.
  77. Okay, and now Sam, Blaine, Tina, and Artie are in shades of beige and brown, which seems to be the color of leaving McKinley (and also of overcoming grief). Also, Artie gets to have a new kind of pattern on his shirt (a forest?), which makes me look forward to his eventual post-graduation wardrobe change.
  78. Kurt (in flowers and pale pink and his gray vest from both “I Have Nothing” in 3x17 and Artie’s AU in 4x10) still doesn’t entirely fit with the rock-style of both Elliott (in a Joy Division t-shirt!) and Dani, but I’m still glad that he has chosen them for now. Curious to see if their style differences will become an issue musically.
  79. The lyrics split and staging of “Hold On” is also interesting. Kurt is all about change (and not doing things like they did them in Lima), Santana accepts responsibility for the mess she’s in (and makes do with whoever is there), and Rachel stays alone and still can’t see anything but her pain.
  80. Threeway showcircle returns!
  81. Emma is wearing PANTS. But honey? It’s going to be YOUR baby, too, not just Will’s. And I didn’t think I’d ever say that, but Will’s complete happiness at learning that Emma is pregnant is actually a little bit infectuous. And I much approve of that Terri reference. (But I will miss Emma so much.)

So. Whatever the Glee creators did between 5x08 and 5x09, it worked, and I’m loving Glee all over again.

And yes, the New York stories work very well indeed, and I’m glad we’re getting more connections between the people there and more places and more intersecting stories. I also much enjoy the look of Glee New York.

That said, the nightly tour of shenanigans and mischief through the empty school in Lima, plus all the nostalgic hilarity and all the self-references and self-irony were also awesome this week.

Gleeeee! =D

(I have no idea when I’ll get to check my dashboard, but I don’t see me having much time for discussion this week. In fact, I’ll be happy if I even get to catch up on scrolling through everything since Monday night. Mostly because I’m away from Friday to Monday. So a lack of presence on my part does not indicate a lack of interest in talking to you about Glee…)