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MACUSA’S MOST WANTED  : GRINDELWALD’S FOLLOWERS. 

queenie goldstein headcanons
  • she’s the physical embodiment of the expression “there’s no such thing as owning too many dresses”
  • or shoes, for what it matters
  • and never such a thing as “too much pink”, either
  • she loves to share recipes with jacob, so she can do them with magic
  • her favourite subject was charms, and her least favourite was potions, because her teacher was so boring
  • she was, anyway, in the top of all her classes, she’s an exceptionally gifted witch
  • she is fascinated with the no-maj world, and she’s always asking jacob about how every little thing works
  • she’s incredibly good with numbers
  • she might have this slight crush on seraphina picquery and she’s terrified of trying to read her mind
  • but it’s easier to read minds when people are hurt, and that’s why graves’ mind it’s so easy for her to read now
  • she learned how to cook out of necessity after their parents passing, but she loves it so much now (and tina can’t cook to save her life)
  • “i know teen!! newt’s freckles are the cutest thing!!!” 
    “i told you to stop reading my mind, queenie!”
  • she loves to tell credence stories about her time in ilvermorny, her classmates, her teachers, her classes… (credence’s favourite story is the one about one dancing ball, in which queenie felt so overwhelmed by people asking her as a date, that she went by herself)
  • the easiest mind for her to read inside of macusa is abernathy’s and queenie thinks there’s a limit in how many times you can think about percival graves a day
  • in her last year of ilvermorny most of her teachers tried to pressure her to become an auror, like her sister did, but queenie refused, too many unpleasant thoughts, she would have lost her mind
  • ”mister graves, i brought you some coffee”
    “…i didn’t ask for any coffee.”
    “i know!” 
  • she likes her job, it’s easy and fun, she catches the best gossips, she can wear the cutest dresses and always knows what’s going on in the macusa building and she’s always home on time

Sweet Baby Boy 🌸

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An idea I have for a fic:

  • Modern day AU (OBVIOUSLY, have you met me?)
  • Credence is working in a witch supply shop (will have to research what these are called idk)
  • He doesn’t believe in magic or anything, he just needs the money
  • The shop is owned by this old woman who swears she’s psychic and so there’s a tarot reading sign on the door
  • A MAN (NEWT) walks in and asks for his tarot to be read
  • Newt is cute
  • Credence is smitten
  • Credence doesn’t know a damn thing about tarot but he can bluff this
  • Especially if it means talking to cute Newt for a good few minutes
  • So he gets out the deck and shuffles it and I would research this but I feel if I don’t know what I’m doing it adds realism to Credence not knowing what he’s doing
  • He lays out the cards and he doesn’t know what they’re all called so he’s reading them and trying to make up a story
  • Newt wants to know what his future holds
  • Credence tells him some pretty bland stuff and he can see Newt’s shoulders slumping
  • So he says “OH! You’re going to fall in love! It says here!”
  • And Newt perks right up
  • “When?”
  • And Credence bites his lip, and surreptitiously checks his watch
  • “Around 2:46pm today”
  • Newt checks his watch
  • “That’s now”
  • “Huh”
  • “You got that all from the cards?”
  • “Yeah, that’s my job, I tarot read, that’s my job”
  • “Okay, because I was told by the old woman who normally reads my cards to come here at this precise time to get my tarot read and she does it very differently”
  • “And what did she say?”
  • “That I’d fall in love. At around 2:46pm”

I may write this idk I just really like confident!Credence and dumb fluffy situations. If you want to write it instead, inbox me and let me read it when you’re doneeee. <3

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Newt: Do you have like a first-date outfit I could borrow? Like, I don’t know, a pair of cargo pants?
Graves: Yeah I wouldn’t go with the cargo pant.
Newt: What about like a sexy hat?
Graves: I don’t even know what that is.
Newt: Helping already.

(Parks and Recreation; season 2, episode 4: Practice Date