where did you get

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anonymous asked:

The paladins get turned into children and Allura and Coran struggle to figure out a way to turn them back whilst taking care of them. "Pidge! I s2g if you dismantle the lights one more time!!" "Lance! Keith! Stop shoving each other off the couch!" "WHERE THE HELL IS SHIRO?!?!" "Hunk, eat your space goo!"

i almOST CHOKED! 

Allura: Hunk, why do you look so green? Are you feeling.. Oh! No, no! Please don’t throw up there! Hang on! [scoops Hunk up] Coran, watch the others! [races out]

Coran: .. ……. [stares at others] Lance, stop pulling Keith’s hair! You cannot tug off his unfortunate mullet! 

Coran: Keith, where did you get that knife?!?

Coran: Where’s Pidge? [looks around frantically] Pidge? [spots Pidge crawling toward door] Don’t you dare! Is that a screwdriver in your hand?! 

Coran: Shiro, get off the back of the couch! What are you doing? No, you cannot fly. DO NOT JUMP OFF! 

Coran: Quiznak…. 

anonymous asked:

Vampire Laurent of Vere holding cute little umbrellas all day to hide from the sun. Shit. Now I'm gonna wanna draw my own prompt....

this prompt was screaming smaurent at me so this doesn’t actually align with the fic, hope that’s cool.

“Auguste, look!”

Auguste set his book down immediately at the sound of Laurent’s voice without even finishing his sentence, closing it without marking the page. He looked down to see Laurent standing in front of his chair, holding up a little umbrella. It was deep blue like the curtains in Laurent’s room, golden designs swirling around in random patterns.

Auguste frowned. It was the middle of June. “Where did you get that?” Auguste asked, but he waved the question away after. “Why do you have an umbrella?” he asked instead.

Laurent frowned slightly, looking at Auguste with a quizzical expression. “To protect me?”

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Overwatch (Video Game)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jesse McCree/Reaper | Gabriel Reyes
Characters: Jesse McCree, Reaper | Gabriel Reyes
Additional Tags: Canon Era, Blackwatch Era
Summary:

Reaper probably expects Jesse to panic, to plead or to shout or to go for his own weapon. He obviously doesn’t expect Jesse’s actual reaction, which is to peer closely at the Reaper mask and demand to know: “Where did you get those guns?”

“They were given to me,” Reaper says. “By someone I cared about.”

anonymous asked:

where did you get your tarot cards from and what's the name of the deck? :)

My mother bought them for me for Christmas when I was 14 because apparently your first deck is supposed to be chosen for you (idk if that’s a universal thing but in my family that’s what we do)

It’s the original rider waite tarot!

anonymous asked:

Where did you get a tiny fidget cube?????? ?? I need one. Need. The big fidget cube is Too Big ™ for my hands.

Try eBay.com and search “mini magic fidget cube keychain” and it should come up!

did i ever tell yall the story abt how i saw one of my exes at a grocery store and she had a baby carrier with a baby in it and after awkwardly greeting her out of obligation i stared at the baby and didn’t know what to say so i just blurted out “where did you get that” in a tone as if i were inquiring her as to what aisle she grabbed an eggplant from

and she looked down at the baby and was like “………….he’s mine” and we both had this mutual uncomfortable silence and a shared moment of ‘why did u say it like that’ before i was like “oh ok bye” and i left and then moved states like three days later

5

Okay back to happier (?) topics - today’s prompts were firsts/future/tears !!!! and honestly that’s probably a happy set why did I go for this even we might just never know

THIS

IS KEITH’S TWIN SISTER.

I already wrote a post on this but MORE EVIDENCE:

Besides her human-like features, their facial similarities, and how fucking AWESOME it would be, we’ve actually already met her before.

Remember this? Yeah, Keef met a mysterious Galra that he fought alongside but who ultimately betrayed him

LET’S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK SHALL WE

HMMMMMMM

HMMMMMMMMMMM

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

The uniform is EXACTLY the same and given the body shape + coloring, she can’t be the two ladies on the left. So she’s either Galra warrior of the right BUT hooded Galra lady’s weapon seems v different from that small gun (either a sword or a staff or a long sniper gun???) PLUS A LITTLE SMALL DETAIL: Both mysterious Weblum Galra and human-like Galra lady have a touch of orange on their collar.

SO THAT MYSTERIOUS GALRA WAS DEFINITELY GOTH AZULA SO IT’S CLEAR SHE HAS SOME RELATION TO KEITH BECAUSE WHY ELSE WOULD THEY WRITE THAT SCENE??

And given that she was trapped in this uniform, she was already working for Lotor. Keith’s mom is a known associate of the Blade of Marinade so she couldn’t be working for Lotor unless some dramatic af shit went down and changed her loyalties OR she’s in deep cover. But I still think she’s too young and too human looking to be Keef’s mom.

YOU KNOW WHAT EXPLANATION WORKS?

Cowboy Bebop and his furry alien wife have twins. They separate those twins at birth because they take after different parents (lookswise). Keef’s dad abandons him for some unknown reason and maybe Keef’s mom does the same with her daughter?? (Too risky to have a child with the Blade??) Her daughter grows up bullied for her half-human heritage and when another group of half-Galra soldiers come to recruit her, including this charismatic prince, she joins without a second thought., either strongly believing in the mission or not really caring what the mission was just happy to have a place to belong. THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

CUE GENERAL VS. PALADIN FIGHT

CUE FIGHT SCENE BETWEEN THE TWINS

CUE KEEF TAKING OUT HIS KNIFE AFTER HIS BAYARD GETS KNOCKED AWAY

CUE HER BEING LIKE WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT BECAUSE SHE HAS A SIMILAR KNIFE

CUE THEM BEING OVERJOYED AT HAVING FAMILY (WE’RE ALL MADE UP OF THE SAME FUCKING COSMIC DUST) AND THEN GETTING ALL SAD BECAUSE THEY’RE ON DIFFERENT SIDES AND TECHNICALLY HAVE TO KILL EACH OTHER

CUE HER TRYING TO CONVINCE KEEF TO JOIN THEM AND VICE VERSA

CUE THEM BEING LIKE “DID I JOIN THE RIGHT SIDE??” AND HAVING INTERNAL CONFLICT

CUE THEM UNABLE TO FIGHT EACH OTHER (OR BEING ANGRY AT EACH OTHER AND FIGHTING EXXXTRA HARD TO PROVE THEY CAN)

CUE KEEF BEING LIKE SHES NOT MY SISTER. SHIRO WAS MORE MY REAL FAMILY THAN THIS RANDOM STRANGER FUCK THIS

CUE HIM GETTING ALL DEPRESSED CAUSE HIS FAMILY IS A SHITSHOW

(cue Lance comforting him and telling him it’s great her found his sister because having siblings is great oh wait this is my own self-indulgent fantasy)

and when they finally do make up and become real siblings, can you imagine them being like “so what was mom/dad like??” and the other being like “…well i don’t really know” CUE MY TEARS

gOD THIS IS GOING TO BE SO HEART WRENCHING IM ALL FOR IT. GIVE ME KEEF’S GALRA TWIN SISTER. GIVE ME GALRA LEIA. I NEED IT.