where are you hae

Daddy and Me (Park Hae Jin)

Type: Fluff

Request: Hi can you do a park hae jin scenario where his wife is younger than him and this age different is like 12-15 and he is joining to return of the superman.Thank you so much I love your writing.

You tiredly stepped out of your bedroom early in the morning rubbing your eyes as you made your way to the living room. You froze as you remembered that you guys officially started filming today. You bowed to the camera men before heading into the kitchen. You were the 22 year old rather popular idol photographer that had married Park Haejin about 2 years and as of 6 months ago the mother of his first child, a little girl named Park Solbi. You guys actually met on a shoot when you were taking his pictures. She was a daddy’s girl who leaned slightly more towards you in the looks department but it was still clear who her father was.

You looked at the camera that was beside the sink and before you leaned over you rushed over to the coat rake and grabbed one of Haejin’s jackets and throwing it. “My top keeps falling down” you say shyly to the camera as you cracked eggs into a bowl to begin making your husband an omelet. 


Haejin awoke to see your fidgeting daughter sleeping next to him, you always put Solbi in bed when you got up for the day because he always seemed happier when he woke up to her. He lightly touched Solbi as he heard her let out a whine as he shushed her as she seemed to calm down right away and fell back to sleep. He quietly and softly climbed out of bed. He came out to the living room ending up in the same position you were in forgetting that you guys were going to have cameras in your home. He smiled softly as he made his way to the kitchen “good morning” he spoke softly as you made a sound focused on breakfast. “What do you have planned for the next two days?” he asked as he got himself a drink from the fridge “I am staying with a friend and going sight seeing” you told him as he nodded. “What do you have planned for Solbi and I?” he then asked as you point to the table. He made his way over to your table to see what you had planned for today, “the baby boutique? The one you normally go to?” he asked as you nodded “she needs a new dress” you finish as you put the omelet on a plate as he sat down. “Thank you” he tells you as you head off to wake up your daughter.


“Hello I am Park Haejin and this is Solbi” he spoke as he looked down at his sleeping baby. “I met my wife 3 years ago when she was 19 years old. She was filling in for the main photographer at a shoot at that point. She’s very taleneted with a camera so the pictures turned out amazing because she made me smile so easy” he started feeling awkward talking about your love life yet very thrilled to talk about how the romance began. “I didn’t think I would fall in love with someone so young and fresh to adulthood but she taught me that love has no age. Well as long as you are legal, she made that part very clear” he said as chuckles. “I’ve been married two years and 6 months ago was the greatest moment of my life. I think I became softer when my daughter was born” he continues his story. “She is a little ball of happiness. Her and I are close but I’m hoping we get closer” he finishes as he pats Solbi’s tiny butt as she cuddles into him more. A light sound left her as she let out a fart, his eyes closed “as you can tell she’s very lady like” he spoke feeling slightly embarrassed by her passing gas in their first moments on the show. “Oh she’s smiling, it must have been a good one” he spoke as he looked down at her again.


A few months of filming and he was basically watching his daughter grow up in front of him. A 10 month old Solbi held tightly to the couch as he sat on it watching her. “You have to climb up here by yourself” he told her not helping her up. She let out a whine as she attempted to tug herself up. He watched her cute little legs struggle to get her up. He really wanted to help her up but it would help neither of their prides. She looked around and found a small toy to step on. “Ah little genius” he told her as she attempted once more to climb up. Haejin held his breath as her leg had successfully gotten up and she began to grunt as she tugged herself up.

He smiled largely as she managed to get herself most of the way up before he leaned over and pushed her butt up lightly getting her up the whole way. A smile of victory crossed the little one’s face as she sat herself down onto the couch. “Daddy is so proud of you” he cooed as he leaned down beside her. Her hands instantly went to play with his face. “Giving daddy a kiss please” he spoke puckering his lips out, she smiled as he leaned over to kiss her lips but she turned her head and the kiss landed on her cheek. “Playing hard to get?” he teased as he simply began kissing her all over making her giggle loudly before it changed to squeals as he smiled happily at her.


Haejin sat his little one into a high chair at a little cafe. “Daddy likes this place. They make yummy drinks and food. Since you’re growing up so fast I think you’re ready for something yummy” he told her as he headed up the counter to order things. Solbi let out a whine as she tired to look for her daddy. “Right here baby girl” he calls as she smacked her hands on the table in demand of him. “Calm down” he mumbled as he thanked the cashier who passed him his foods and drinks. “Don’t make me regret this. Mommy would kill me if she knew what I was doing” he spoke holding up a cute purple cupcake. “Mommy will beat me up after this episode you know. This might be the last outing you ever do with me” he continues as she didn’t care for his words. Her eyes were on the sweet treat.

He scooped a small bit of icing onto his finger and allowed her to lick it off. Her face twisted slightly at the new taste and feeling as he laughed. “You only get a little bit of that” he told her as he proceeded to cut the top of the cupcake off and handed her the actual cake. Her face crossed with disappointment before he rubbed a small amount onto the cake. He smiled as she started eating the cake, he did feel back about the mess she was making and was proud he packed extra baby clothing for his little one as she covered herself in much cake.

Life is like a dream
Right and wrong, love and hate…
They all get buried with the passing of time and leave quietly with no trace
Do you still think that you don’t have my whole heart and resent me?
I’m always worried that I may have left you with hatred instead of love
Not allowing you to rest in peace…
I still love you
When you gave up everything and stood by me in the rain
When you threw your body in the way of a flying arrow to protect me
You became someone I could never forget in my life
I came to realize that  the opposite of loving is not hating
But leaving…
I’m afraid you may think
That I left you
And that you left me
I yearn for you so much
But I can’t be near you
I hope and wait to see you again inside these fences
I’ll be waiting for you everyday
—  Hae Soo’s Letter to Wang So (Scarlet Heart Ryeo)

Hong Seol: “I used to frequently hear that I was sensitive and frustrating to be around. So I worried a lot about that. My conclusion was…“That’s just who I am."”

Someone pls explain to me why I was kinda falling for Lee Yoo Beom in ep28.. they’ve found such a great actor and they’ve given him such a genuine personality showing his little habits that it’s sometimes hard to think he is the story’s villain

Used To Pt. 1 ( V or Jungkook)

Genre: Angst 

Part One Two Three Four(soon)

 "YA Taehyung!“ You screamed, hitting his arm after he scared you. "What was that for?” He pouted, pretending to be innocent. You glared at him, “Don’t pretend Kim Taehyung." 

The boy just gave you the usual toothy grin and low giggle that made you like your best friend. "Sorry (y/n).” He said cutely like a child. Who wouldn’t forgive him after saying it like that? 

You smiled and he pinched your cheeks, “Your smile suits you much better. But you still look cute when you glare.” He squished ur cheeks to make you form a fishy face. 

You and Taehyung had been classmates for the first year and you guys clicked almost immediately. But it was mostly thanks to Taehyung being a very friendly person. He could click with anyone and that’s what you liked a lot about him. 

“So I was thinking about food after school?” Taehyung suggested as you guys walked to your first class on your first day. 

“Excited for the second year?” “Second year of college woohoo. New modules, love it!” You sarcastically answered and he laughed. “And here I thought you would like college in your second year." 

"Do you not know me well enough Tae? I’m hurt." You frowned and he pouted, putting his arms around your shoulder to comfort you. Whenever he did that you felt your heartbeat quicken from being so close to him. 

"I’m sorry (y/n), please turn that frown upside down.” He grinned at you and you couldn’t help but to return the smile. The first day went by smoothly since the both of you didn’t have that many modules to take on the first day. 

“Let’s go I’m starving.” You grumbled as the two of you left your last lecture. “So that was loud noise I kept hearing. Your tummy grumbling!” He teased you and you poked his sides. “Ha. Ha. Very funny." 

Over lunch, the two of you were talking about how your holidays went and you were more than happy to see Taehyung again. "I missed seeing you everyday surprisingly.” You admitted as you took a sip from your drink. 

Taehyung smiled happily and nodded his head, “I missed you a lot too (y/n). I was very excited to come back to school because I get to see you again!” You felt a blush creep up your cheeks as you smiled at him. 

“Oh (y/n).” He suddenly shook his head with a low chuckle. 

“What is it?” You frowned. Taehyung looked up and took a tissue to wipe the sauce from your chin. “You’re in college but you still don’t know how to eat properly?" 

This time your face went red from embarrassment as you looked away, "Hmph. Don’t tease me." 

The boy laughed loudly, "That was too cute (y/n), how can I stop teasing you?” You looked back at the boy who looked genuinely happy to be with you and it just made your heart melt. He was basically the main reason why you loved going to school. 

Of course you didn’t know that he felt the same way too. 

The next day when you entered your first module class, you spotted someone familiar. “Hae Rin?” You said, feeling happy to see an old friend. The two of you used to be close until you got separated in your first year. You guys stopped talking to whole year and you felt really upset but that was also when Taehyung came into the picture and became your closest friend and crush. 

“(y/n)! I didn’t know you were going to take this extra module this year!” “Yea I was contemplating if I should actually.” You said as the two of you hugged. “Anyway,” you patted Taehyung’s arm, “This is Taehyung. Taehyung, this is Hae Rin." 

Taehyung already heard of Hae Rin since you had told him about your ex best friend. You never knew the reason why you guys drifted apart but you were glad your were in the same class with her again. 

"Do you want to join us?” You asked eagerly. Hae Rin grinned, “Id love to!” “Am I going to feel like a third wheel from now on?” He joked and the two of you laughed. 

Third wheel. 

He was right that someone was going to feel like a third wheel. 

But he was wrong that it was going to be him. 

 Taehyung and Hae Rin were laughing as they exited the lecture hall and you eyed the two. 

“What’s so funny?” You asked. 

Hae Rin flicked her wrist as if to dismiss the issue, “It was just something we were talking about during lecture." 

 "Ah I see…” Your voice drifted off as the two went to reenact the situation they were laughing about. 

 That wasn’t the only time you felt left out. In fact, there were many times that you couldn’t even count. 

 "Anyway, we’ll see you tomorrow!“ Hae Rin suddenly spoke and the two of them walked off. 

 "W-Wait where are y'all going…” Your voice lowered as you realised the two walked away without looking back at you. Not even Taehyung. And that made you feel horrible. 

 "Alright bye guys.“ You muttered as you decided to go to the library to do your work to get your mind off of things. 

 "Ah just great…” You whispered irritatedly to yourself as you walked around the fully-filled library. There were many students doing their work that day and not a single empty table was available, that meant you had to share. You didn’t like the idea of that since it felt awkward for you but you didn’t want to go home either. 

 As you walked around to try and spot a familiar face, you finally saw one. “Hey… Jungkook right? Mind if I sit here?” The boy looked up and shook his head, “No go ahead.” He gestured to the empty seat across you. 

Jungkook had the same timetable as the three of you but he had his own clique so you guys never really conversed before. You took out your notebook and notes and started writing what you messily took down during lecture so that you could have better notes to refer to in the future. 

Well, to be more specific— you tried to. 

In reality, you were distracted by the painful thoughts in your head. Why did Taehyung and Hae Rin go out without you? Where did they go? Why didn’t Hae Rin invite you? Why didn’t Taehyung invite you? Did he replace you with Hae Rin? Were you insignificant to both of them already? 

 "Are you alright?“ 

 "Huh?” You looked up to see Jungkook who had his eyebrows raised in concern. 

“You look like you’re about to snap your pen in half.” He chuckled a bit, leaning back slightly, “If you’re having a hard time understanding that chapter you can always ask me, it’s pretty simple." 

 You scoffed, "You don’t even come for lectures do you?” “Oh you noticed?” He leaned forward, resting his head on one of his hand. You raised an eyebrow at him, “Don’t get too cocky, our teachers marks the attendance stupid." 

 "She does?” Jungkook asked in disbelief and you smirked, “Way to go genius. Good luck on pulling your attendance up.” You shook your head and looked back at your notes. 

 It was silent again before Jungkook whispered, “Then why were you so angry?”  

“I wasn’t.” You replied curtly, trying your best to focus on reading your notes. 

“Right, and I love going to lectures. We aren’t playing the lying game (y/n), I was just asking—" 

 "And i’m just trying to study.” You snapped in a harsh whispered tone which shocked him. 

You sighed, “I’m sorry Jungkook. I didn’t mean to. I’m just not in a good mood okay?” Jungkook nodded his head and you looked back down only to be interrupted once more. 

“If you’re not in a good mood, you’re in no shape to study. Let’s go.” Jungkook stood up, grabbing his bag. 

 "And i’m supposed to just follow you because…?“ "Because we’re friends as of now. So let’s go.” Jungkook smiled and you shrugged, you guessed it was a slightly better way to get your minds off of things. 

 "So… Where are your other friends?“ Jungkook asked as you guys walked to one of the cafes your college campus had. 

"Other friends?” You asked, looking down at your feet even though you knew who he was referring to. 

 "You know… Hae Rin and Taehyung?“ 

 "Oh… They're… They’re busy today." 

 "Even when their best friend is in a bad mood?” Jungkook asked, “If I was in a bad mood Yugyeom and Jimin would definitely be there and vice versa." 

 You shrugged, "They had other plans today." 

 "Together?” He asked and you shrugged one more time. 

It didn’t take much for Jungkook to piece your answers and reactions together but he decided it wasn’t good to bring it up since he figured that was the reason why you were in a bad mood. “If you ever feel like shit again, you can always hang out with me from now on.” Jungkook offered as he opened the cafe door for you. 

 "That’s really nice of you Jungkook but it’ll be bad of me to ditch the two—" You stopped talking as you watched through the glass door Taehyung and Hae Rin walking around laughing with each other and having a great time. Jungkook followed where you were looking and realised what it was that stopped you from talking. That used to be me, you thought to yourself. 

 He turned around to get your attention but you suddenly spoke, “I’m really not in the mood for—" 

 "That’s nonsense. You need to take your mind off of things. Cake?” He suggested and you smiled slightly. “Well I love food." 

 Jungkook grinned, "That’s right.” The two of you ditched studying to head to the cafe beside the library and it just so happened that Taehyung and Hae Rin decided to take a break from their giggling session. 

 "(y/n)!… And Jungkook?“ Hae Rin greeted you, sending you a suggestive wink. Even though you were jealous that she had replaced you, you couldn’t feel angry at her and that upset you. 

 "Oh hey guys… I didn’t know y'all were hanging out around campus.” You replied, trying to ignore the painful feeling that was growing inside you. 

 "And I didn’t know you were close to Jungkook?“ Taehyung raised his eyebrow. 

 "Oh actually we don't—" 

 "We just don’t spend a lot of time together since we have our own cliques.” Jungkook interrupted, draping his arm over your shoulder. Taehyung could feel his muscles tense up as he watched the other boy stay so close to you. 

It used to be him. And only him. 

 "Anyway you guys continue on with your date.“ Jungkook winked and pulled you away from two. 

 "Date?” Hae Rin whispered to herself, her heart fluttering though she tried to ignore the feeling. 

 He was jealous. 

 Taehyung was jealous that you seemed to be close to another guy from your module and that made his mood turn sour. 

“Tae? What are you having?" 

 Date… That’s right, he was on a date. He tried to convince himself to forget that you were hanging out with Jungkook. 

 "You good?” Jungkook leaned on his arms. 

You glanced at the two who were looking through the menu. 

 "I will be…" 

 ——— Part Two Three Four(soon)

 So there may or may not be a part 2, depending if you guys want a second part :) So if you do pls tell me! thank you! i hope you liked it!

Absolutely Fabulous hit the nail right on the head back in 1992(?). No matter what the HAES-Fat-Acceptance crowd would have you believe; it really is that easy, and everyone should be doing it.

Step 1. REDUCE your calorie intake. This does not mean starvation or only eating lettuce for the rest of your life. Eat that burger and fries if you want, but only have it once a week as opposed to daily. MODERATION is the key. Any adult should be capable of reducing their calorie intake sensibly, without resorting to stupid starvation diets and fad crazes that either don’t work or are impossible to maintain. (Grapefruit diet, anyone?)

Step 2. Increase your exercise. Simple things; get off the bus one stop sooner and walk the rest of the way, take the stairs instead of the lift, do some bloody lunges while the kettle is boiling…again, its not difficult.

The problem comes when people “Diet” as opposed to “changing their diet”, a Diet is a plan that may or may not work, and is a short-term thing. Going on a 2 week Fad Diet, then going back to eating 5000 calories a day is stupid, and is the reason behind the “95% of diets fail” excuse that fatties love to spout at you.

Changing your diet means accepting that you need fewer calories than you are consuming. Plus, choosing healthy options over unhealthy ones actually means you can eat MORE, why would you not want to do that? If you think that healthy eating automatically equals starvation, you need to make better food choices.

Anyone can lose weight, by making some simple changes and by taking responsibility for themselves, but that takes a modicum of effort. Let’s be honest, fat people either start off or become lazy, and would rather claim that they are “meant” to be obese and it’s “not their fault” than make the slightest effort.

You don’t need fad diets and fat-loss wraps that some idiot is selling on Facebook, you don’t need to spend money on expensive gyms or equipment; all you need to lose weight is the willingness to take responsibility for your own body, to learn to moderate your calorie intake and the will to succeed.

But that would mean admitting your precious Fat Activism and HAES campaign is simply passing the buck and placing the blame on everyone and everything except where it actually belongs: with you.


happy birthday to donghae!!!!! my forever cuddlefish, dweeb and #1 dorkfish in my heart

(warning this post is going to be dumb and silly to like pretty much most of my followers now so I apologize)

i obviously have not been a Hae tumblr (or even an SJ) (lets be honest this tumblr hasnt had a coherent theme in forever) for years now. but for those of you who don’t know, I actually originally created this tumblr as a kpop blog. (my original url was pinkmiinah. pink being my favorite color and bonamana/miinah being SJ’s newest single at the time. later sj related urls were pinkcuddlefish and later perhaps my most infamous and also most embarrassing - pinkfishstick which yes, was a dick joke) 

Anyway, it’s been years since I was an actually active Hae stan, and keeping myself up to date and etc etc etc. But, funnily enough, my feelings and love towards Hae has never faltered or changed. 

I just found an old birthday post I made for him, back when he was 26 (!!!!!!!!)  It’s pretty cheesy, but it sums up my feelings still. That no matter what I’ll always love this dweeb for who he is. We’re both older now, I can’t BELIEVE HE IS 31 NOW. But I’m so proud of who he is, and how much he’s still the same down to earth brat person that he always has been but also how much he’s grown.

anyway I hope he had a rly good day and the rest of SJ let him have his bratty little way and gave him all the love and attention he needs on a daily basis. 

enjoy some of my fav pics of him esp the last one which i once described as “It just sums up Donghae in one picture.” which is still true. 

dating nct dream; haechan ver.

thank you for 1k again ♡

-people question how you two even started dating

-before you guys became a thing, you were friends with the rest of the dream team

-but you HATED hae

-he hated you too lmfao

-whenever he saw you coming, he would scoff

-what a bitch smh

-psttt he doesnt actually hate you

-i have this idea in my mind where hae is so afraid of relationships and crushes

-he’d like, jump in front of a car before he liked anyone

-but aH



-so what else is he supposed to do to try and get rid of the crush


-”i dont understand why you hate y/n, they’re exactly like you” -jaemin, once

-hae had to be held back 


-jaemin was like, the only one in the dream team that didnt know about his crush

-”DONT TELL ANYONE” -hae, screeching at jaemin

-”ok man omg” -jaemin

-”GUYS WE GOTTA GET THEM TOGETHER SOMEHOW” -also jaemin in the dream team secret group chat that doesnt include hae bc hE CANT KNOW

-”no wtf i dont wanna die”


-these losers istg

-their plan was to literally TELL YOU HE LIKES YOU


-”??? what is it”


-”lmfao he hates me are you trolling me”


-”you also promised you’d buy me 87 cupcakes”


-”bye guys~”

-”Y/N I THOUGHT YOU LIKED HIM OMG WHAT THE HECK ARE WE EVEN FRIENDS” -jeno, right before youre about to leave the group chat

-”woah what y/n likes hae back holy shit dude”

-”SHUT UP THAT WAS A MONTH AGO” -you, on your way to murder jeno



-and then you left the group chat lmfao

-they make up a plan to try to get you to believe them and these losers end up cornering hae and getting him to tell them why he likes you

-and coughs chenle secretly records it

-”so hae… why do you like y/n?” -jaemin, the king of not being able to be subtle

-hae almost chokes jaemin and chenle records it all omg


-that’s all they could get out of hae so they just sent that to you

-you laughed for 89 years


-”will i what, choke you bc yes, i will na jaemin if you dont drop this”

-jaemin is your guy’s #1 fan

-long story short, they end up telling hae you liked him too

-so now you guys dont hate each other but you guys dont even talk anymore

-it’s so awkward when you sit with the dream team for lunch 

-until one day, jaemin couldnt take it anymore


-you and hae end up going to them movies after a lot of convincing from the boys


-you guys dont talk much but you finally say “let’s just treat each other like we normally did before. i mean, a lot of couples seem to hate each other right? wAIT I MEAN WE’RE NOT A COUPLE YET BUT-”

-”omg i get you it’s ok chill omg” hae finally breathes after 3 hours omg poor baby

-after that, you two began roasting each other again

-the dream team was confused but when they saw you and hae holding hands thEY UNDERSTOOD

-you guys are the couple that insult each other a lot

-also the couple that never says ‘i love you’ bc it’s just a known thing between the two of you

-your contact name is “idiot gilfriend” and his contact name is “idiot boyfriend”

-hae never forgets ANYTHING

-not your birthday, your pet’s birthday, your grandma’s birthday, NOTHING

-he gets you the best gifts bc he knows you the best

-if you ask him to do something cheesy like sing for you, he’d laugh in your face but do it anyway

-you text him at like, 2am with “hae will you send me a voice msg with you singing i cant sleep”

-”wtf dude just youtube it or something”

-you end up sending him memes until he agrees

-his voice is rough and low (he cant wake up the rest of the dream team man) but he sounds great anyway

-it makes you smile so hard

-hae hates doing cheesy things but if he gets to see your lil face light up with a smile, it’s worth it

-your first kiss was probably completely out of the blue

-you kissed him when you found out nct dream got their first win hae was so red omg



-the other boys wre there too and omg they didnt let hae live it down

-jaemin literally said “you guys owe me your first born child and you have to invite me to your wedding smh” after you two pulled away

-you both slapped him

-hae’s favourite thing in the world is christmas with you

-he loves seeing you all bundled up in the winter and carrying 823982394 boxes of presents for your friends

-he wants to tell you you look cute but he ends up telling you you look stupid

-it’s ok bc you know what he’s trying to say

-his lockscreen in a pic of you two holding hands in the falling snow (CREDITS TO MARK)

-hae’s such a sweetheart deep down he has a huge soft spot for you

-his homescreen is you two sleeping omg (your head on his shoulder, his head on top of yours)

-you two probably roast people together lmfao

-you guys are BRUTALLY honest with each other

-”yo y/n is this idea dumb”


-”couldve been a lil nicer smh”

-tl;dr the couple that will fight each other and anybody that looks at their other half funny, will also roast each other and other people ogether but you guys love each other and know that the insults are all jokes so that’s all that matters ♡

You know what you don’t need? Fancy work out clothes. I wear old tshirts from high school or the college I went to before the college I’ll be getting a degree from. They work perfectly. Or, I’ll buy a men’s multipack of underwear white tshirts for $10 max. That’s all I need. And then I go for basketball men’s shorts because of my size and how they feel on me. So $40 max for 2 shorts and hella tshirts to work out in. That’s all you need. And then my shoes, yes they’re Nike, but I got my Nikes at marshalls, so I bought them less than what they’re worth. You do not need fancy work out body strangling clothes to get to where you want/need to be.

anonymous asked:

Could you write a Zion.t scenario where you are out clubbing together, you are dating, but a ssaseng fan wants to start trouble with you?

As soon as the bouncer saw the two of you near the entrance of the club he waved you through. You bowed your head slightly as a sign of gratefulness. Whenever you were with your boyfriend they all treated you completely different, sometimes in a good way, sometimes in a bad way. You found it odd and uncomfortable at first, but with time you got used to it. After all he was a public figure.

You both were on the way to the VIP area of the club, where your friends were already waiting for you, when Hae-sol spotted one of his old friends near the bar. He placed his hand on your lower back and leaned in to you ear. “There’s someone I know. Go first, I’ll be right there.“ he said loudly into your ear to drown out the loud music and gently pushed you into the direction of the secluded area, after giving you a warm smile. You nodded your head and turned on your heels. But you were stopped in your track. Surprised by the warm hand on your shoulders, you turned around. In front of you stood a tall girl, who didn’t seem happy at all. You wondered whether you knew her, but your thoughts were interrupted when you felt a stingy feeling on your cheek. Your hands instinctively grabbed the red spot. You looked at her in disbelief while your jaw dropped wide open. "What the hell?!“ You yelled at her, still shocked by what just happened.

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markhyuck couple!au (pt.2)

part 2 heh (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

-part one is here: ╰(◡‿◡✿╰)


-not secretly actually

-he goes INSANE with holidays and anniversaries

-he pretends he doesnt care about anything bUT HOLIDAYS AND ANNIVERSARIES WOWEE BOI

-he’s like that angry mom yelling at her children to hurry up when relatives are coming over

-except with nct dream

-birthdays are EXTREMELY important to him

-he threw mark a surprise party once and jisung worked so hard, he fell asleep halfway through the party

-but to be fair, hae was SO strict






-jaemin only sassed him to make hae say that but nO ONE TELL HIM

-when mark found out about the surprise party he started tearing up and was like “fuk my heart i love everybody so much”

-he asked who organized it but hae stopped everybody from responding by screaming “EVERYBODY”

-mark knew it was hae tho so he makes sure to give hae extra kisses when nobody is watching ♡

-i explained last time that they like cuddling but i didnt go in depth with it


-so hae’s always the smaller spoon, i said that last time

-he couldlve easily been the bigger spoon (theyre like the same height lmao) but he likes being the smaller spoon bc he really likes the warm and safe feeling he gets in his chest when mark hugs him close

-before they dated, hae always crawled into mark’s bed in the middle of the night if he couldnt sleep bc he was scared or worried about something

-mark let hae sleep beside him and wouldnt ever push hae to talk about something he didnt want to

-after going to him in the middle of the night so many times, he just began to saw mark as this safe haven he can always go to

-so whenever hae has a problem or is vvvv distressed, he always goes to mark

-but mark ends up always going to him bc he just knows when hae needs him

-they can communicate silently it’s tERRIFYING

-ok back to cuddling

-they cuddle whenever theyre together and alone (hae hates skinship, i said it last time)

-sometimes theyll watch like videos together in mark’s bed and theyll be cuddling

-and hae falls asleep or somethin

-mark really likes hugging him when he’s asleep bc hae becomes a big, warm teddy bear

-they probably go on pokemon go dates

-theyre EXTREMELY competitive when it comes to pokemon go


-mark usually laughs and shoves him and says “shut up” but boy

-he straight up screamed “FUCK YOU KIM DONGHYUCK IM LEAVING YOU” and ran away with his phone in his hand, desperately searching for farfetch’d

-he ended up falling over so hae tsked and promised he’d help him find one

-i STRONGLY STRONGLY think that mark babies the dream team a lot

-but sometimes he just needs someone to baby him ya feel??

-hae 10000000% babies him

-he makes sure that mark’s dresses appropriately for outside and sasses him if he doesnt

-”bitch ur wearing a sweater and it’s 30 degrees outside do you wanna fight me or smth”

-”lol fuk u hae” -mark, as he changes into a t-shirt


-he likes booping hae’s nose bc hae gets really mad

-BUT it looks like a lil kid getting mad bc they didnt get candy oMG!!!!

-hae probably gets jealous when mark gets shipped with another member

-”how dare u get shipped with MY boyfriend!! do our fans not see how PERFECT i am with him they can fiGHT ME!!!!”

-they probably recommeend music to each other

-mark NEVER gets jealous

-they probably do that thing where they try to steal things from each other

-like, mark will have his phone in his hand and hae will snATCH THAT SHIT

-and then mark will try to snatch it back and if he cant, he’ll like, grab hae’s phone

-they have each other’s phone for the rest of the day bc theyre too stubborn to return them

-mark probably texts stuff like ‘hey me hehehehehEHEHEHEHE’ and hae tells him to shut up

-sometimes theyll text from different rooms instead of talking face to face and when they do, theyll ocassionally yell out “SHUT UP” or “FUCK OFF” at each other

-sometimes they just fling pillows instead of screaming

-someone can ask them ANYTHING about the other and they already know the answer

-”oh hey mark do you know where hae is?”

-“lol no”

-“oh i was just gonna ask him what he wanted from starbucks”

-”venti caramel frap with a double shot of espresso and mint”

-”… ok”

-hae probably ‘borrows’ a lot of stuff from mark too

-he’ll see mark wearing a zipup hoodie one day and be like “omg can i wear that”

-mark’s just like “uh lol ok idc”

-he never gets the hoodie back

-they have a lot of inside jokes when each other and when they see something that reminds them of a certain inside joke, they look at each other IMMEDIATELY and burst out laughing

-if they ever get a dog together, theyll fight over who has to walk it

-”hae walk the dog”




-they end up walking it together

-like always

-tl;dr, still the dorkiest couple ever ♡


Listener asked hyuk to call donghae

Hyuk: I don’t know if he’ll answer.. and he won’t know it’s a broadcast so it can get.. dangerous.. He’s not in my recent call list.have I not called him recently? Calling him now ㅋㅋ

Donghae answered the phone but there is music playing.

Hyuk: hello? hello? so loud. what are you doing?

Hae: why why why

Hyuk: What are you doing?

Hae: where are you?

Hyuk: This is SUKIRA~

hae: you’re kidding me right?

hyuk: no!

hae: you’re lying

hyuk: I’m not!

hae: you’re getting a massage now, right?

Hyuk: I’m not!

Hae: Can I say this again on Sukira?

Hyuk: Do it

Hae: I’m preparing an D&E album with Eunhyuk-ee hyung right now

Hae was going to come today, but he received a lot of stress today so he was tired

Hae requested for his new 1+1 song, and Hyuk said they don’t have the digital right now.

Hae: you have the song!

Hyuk: I have the song file but we can’t play that.

Hae: Then I request for.. a pop song right?

Hyuk: sure

Hae: Then I request for Man in the Mirror

Ryeowook had asked Hae to DJ this week, but he said he cannot DJ alone


140423 D&E Japan Tour Tokyo Day2

-donghae say: eunhyuk and i are best friend, lets high 5. But hyuk ignored him. Then hae strip the fur coat off of hyuk when hyuk didnt notice

-hyuk say that his parents are here, hae ask if they bought ticket. Hyuk:… they did… hae: then please show the ticket

-still u, hae has his arms on hyuk shoulder when they come out, hyuk open up hae jacket and hit his chest? heart? area

-10 years, hyuk say he is hot, so he took off his jacket make it hanging on his arm, hae slowly creep on hyuk shoulder and pull down hyuk jacket, hyuk wanted to do the same to hae but hae push him away

-hyuk start to sing 10 years and fans continue, fans didnt manage to sing more as eunhae interrupted and say fans did to unprofessionally. they even imitate fans sing by singing slackingly

-love that i need, eunhae backfacing fans while walking onstage, hyuk hand wrap on hae waist, and just placed it there even when donghae turn around

-hae went down on one knee, hyuk attempt to sit on hae thighs, but when he wanted to sit, hae got up hyuk almost fall, at last hyuk still sat on hae thigh while they did rock paper scissor

-after watching new year vcr,hyuk pout dont want to get up,hae pull his wrist but he x want to,hae pretend to slap him


-hyukjae: people who came to watch us for the first time raise your hands!!
*a lot of fans raised their hands*
donghae: o.O lies!!!
hyukjae: you haven’t been to super show??
fans: been!!
hyukjae: ah then that’s okay

-hae:omma is here hyuk: yes they come again hae: did they pay? hyuk: they didnt, the seat is expensive, they got free for both days, please give bank account later. Then later hyukmom did a ♡ to hyuk and hyuk reply a ♡

-hae: we have holidays once per year usually, we are already together, unexpectedly we still go vacationg together, i know eunhyuk for around 15 years already, i know ryeowook and others almost 8-9 years

-hyuk: we really know how to do poses like tourist, out of 100 pix, 90 of them are like this. ryeowook really looks like a tourist, doesnt donghae looks like ahjussi?

-hyuk: donghae this babo say the first pic is germany, thats austria hae:thats austria too? hyuk: yes! do you know where are you now? hae: ..korea

-donghae: this is germany~
hyukjae: we already said this was austria =_=
donghae: ah, that’s right it’s austria!
hyukjae: what are you thinking of when you go out…
donghae: ……. i’m thinking of everyone~

-during oh no, the picture that eunhae took out is their childhood picture

-hae:that year, when we got back from china, i didnt sleep and went to hyuk room hyuk: it was really when i was about to sleep and he make me go with him to watch the sunrise

-encore hyuk crawl out of backstage with hae riding on his back, donghae didnt want to come down so hyuk piggyback him for around half of a song , hae face keep on stick to hyuk face

-the last ball hyukjae finally managed to throw to his dad but his dad’s hand slipped but the fans below threw it up to hyukmum and she was very happy n___n

-hyukjae: what is the most annoying about tokyo dome?
donghae: ah don’t lie!! when he first saw the concert venue list, when he saw “tokyo dome” he was so happy, yelling “what we’re going to tokyo dome?!?! why can’t the first concert be at tokyo dome?!?!”
hyukjae: i did not!!! i really didn’t know it was city hall, i just saw tokyo dome and was so surprised like “what tokyo dome?!?! o.O” and then afterwards i saw city hall ==


-this hyukjae keeps “d… d… d…” when donghae is self intro-ing. WHAT D U WANT LA! XD

-Hae wanna high five Hyuk but hyuk ignored him so he high five himself 

-hyuk wanna say he will continue to perform handsomely on stage in jap but he forgot how. then hae continued for him.

-then hae said hyuk’s brains is not good and his brain is good. then hyuk continue to speak in jap but keep forgetting

-so hae keeps finishing his line for him and hyuk shouted “I KNOW I KNOW!” in korean.

-hae tried to pull down hyuk’s jacket. when hyuk reach over for hae’s jacket hae pushed away his hand.

-hurr hyuk’s hand around hae’s waist when they walk up the stairs ㅠㅠ

-lmao. hyuk asked fans to sing along and stop them halfway saying feelings are very important and make fans sing again lol

-hurrr hae kneel down on one knee and let hyuk sit on his thighs hurrrrrr

-showing photos. hae: do u all miss kyu? shall i call him out? its hard to believe but he’s really here today. Lets call him out. KYUHYUN!

-then hyuk walked out singing 7 years of love. and says “i am not as good looking as hyukjae hyung”

-so ytd hae said wook is on the train and today hyuk said wook is taking the photo. WHAT IS WHAT

-*show next photo* hyuk: oh wheres this? hae: germany. hyuk: its austria! hae: oh.. austria hehe

-hyuk: i want to go travelling with the fans, cant i?

-lmao. after oppa oppa they left the stage still with the oppa oppa ending pose


-then hyukjae got up from the floor and just continue to piggyback hae

-hurrr hyuk keep pointing to yesung on the screen and imitating him biting nails

cr: @SJia13

-first time hyukjae tried to sit on donghae’s thigh donghae pushed him away but second time donghae let him sit nn

-donghae wanted fans in the pit to sit on his thigh and so kneeled down but then hyukjae came over to sit down; first time donghae pushed him away but second time hyukjae got to sit down and was playing rock paper scissors with the fans n_n

cr: 掌心witheunhae

-During introduction ment hae said in english hyuk is “my best friend”

-Hae said it was hot and almost jumped on hyuk to left his shirt !! Hyuk said its embarrassing

-Hyuk showed his mom on the audiance and hae asked if they bought tickets lol

-Hae said he is tired but hyuk said no he is ok, then hae said he is ok too

-Hae made elf say he is strong and hyuk is weak lol

-They spoke a little bit with tokyo accent

-Hae said “put your hands in the air” at the beginnin of bari 5

-Hyuk sat on hae’s legs !!!

-Pic time ! Hae is presenting ! He kissed the mic many times !!

-Same pics than yesterday :) he said it was in germany but elf are screaming “nooo austria”

-Hae said wherever they go they meet ELF ! In germany, italia… ^_^

-Hae said they met elf in bus ect and they cannot do anything without them kkk

-Hae said kyuhyun came today, and kept calling him but… Hyuk came out at the last moment singing 7 years of love !

-Hyuk sang a litte bit of sorry sorry answer hahha

-And he imitated yesung singing sorry sorry, then wook, shindong, leeteuk, min etc.

-Hyuk is introducing and said the pics where taken in austria not germany

-The pic with the luggage was taken by wook so he is not on it and hyuk said “stupid” (baka)

-Hyuk said they even met japanese elf ln their trip~~~

-Hyuk showed a pic in a cafe and talked about them drinking hot chocolate… Ok hyuk lol…

-Hyuk asked in the pic who has the most beautiful face and everybody said “donghae” !! (He is doing a kiss face on that pic)

-Hae said the bridge pic was in germany and hyuk said “NO AUSTRIA” hahah

-Hyuk said in japanese he want to meet all of us, but they cant…. But we are under the same sky ~~ CHEESY

-Hyuk is walking on the floor with his hand and hae is rinding him omfg

-Now hyuk is carrying hae !!!!

-Hae is trying to thank elf but hyuk kept bothering him with his hand and hae tried to push him too, they kind of fought with their hands during all hae speech

-Hahaha they are joking about the fact that the “tokyo dome” is the best…. But they are in the “tokyo dome….. City hall” LOL

-Hae said before the tour started “we are going to kobe, osaka, niigata, tokyo dom-… HEH ? really ? … Ah no no tokyo dome city all ! But thats ok too” ㅋㅋㅋ

-They again said members arz coming on stage even yesung and leeteuk lol…

-Hyuk said he is really happy because he can see elf faces ~ and they will do their best for the last venue before their new album !

-They want to visit a lot of places for their next tour~ and do their best ~

-During the thum kiss they showed hyuk mom, and the camera, avex, smjapan ect ect

cr: @Mininin_87


(FAN ACCOUNT) 150404 D&E Japan Tour - Eunhyuk Donghae 

at the beginning hae asked if he can take off his cloth then hyuk “let’s take off together, everyone too”. then hyuk really tried to pull -..donghae was recalling body’s part in japanese while pointing at his own then suddenly hyukjae “chikubi” and pointed at hae’s left nipple wtf..then hyuk stared at hae’s body up and down, stopped at his crotch area and hae screamed “where are you looking !!!” hyuk “your that” I DIED..down hae’s zipper and hae slapped him lmao elf screamed and hyuk “see I told you they like this kind of thing” hae “pervert !!!” HAHAHAHA..hyuk literally said “omae no soko” means your that hahahahahah fucking eunhae..

fan acc by::hyukarmpits 

pics by::日本菲菲]