where are my cats now

Reblog if I can message you and befriend you

I found few amazing people here and I want to meet more, since I am incapable of making friends in real life!

(I’m shy and awkward tho, so our conversations might be weird at the beginning. But I will try my best.)

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Qin Xiong has a cold and Xuezhang (senior) just wants to take care of him. 

Characters from ‘Their Story’ by Tan Jiu

FYI…and that’s why reading my hashtags explain why I say the things I say when I am awake, which is all the time. Therefore I am an elf. :)

PETER/STILES

Fandom: TeenWolf

Just an extended must read list of awesome fanfics that is in no particular order :) …

Originally posted by teenwolf--imagines

Call My Name

Author: KouriArashi

Summary: After moving to Beacon Hills, Stiles starts having recurring dreams of a man in some kind of prison, who needs his help. Things get so bad that he ends up in Eichen House, where he finds out that the man is real.


Sympathy For The Devil

Author: KouriArashi

Summary: Stiles gets a job as a hospital orderly and finds himself becoming strangely attached to the catatonic man on the long-term care ward, and finds out that there’s a lot more to Peter Hale than there seems…


Best of Breed

Author: SomeoneUseStiles (orphan_account)

Summary: Peter invites a few others over to play with his puppy.


Sometimes Breaking and Entering Isn’t Always A Bad Thing

Author: synfulshark

Summary: "I really want an ‘I accidentally broke into your house/apartment because my friend lives next door to you and I was in the area, drunk and I thought I was climbing into the right window and feel asleep on the couch [and I did wonder where my friend got two cats but didn’t question it] so now I’m hung over and shirtless in your living room so hi howya doin?“ au.” off a picture I saw on facebook.


Yours

Author: mamasita13

Summary: Peter Hale’s claiming bite triggers Stile’s memory of his bound Spark.


Irresistible Series

Author: ladypigswagon

Part 1: Too Many War Wounds, But Not Enough Wars

Summaru: The Nematon is dying. The once bountiful tree is withering, a husk of it’s former glory. It’s skeletal, shrunken and wilted and no one knows how to fix it. It’s supposed to be the height of summer but you wouldn’t know it. The Nematon isn’t the only tree that’s falling apart. Peter folds his arms. His eyes narrow as Jennifer, the emissary from Kali’s pack, tries to communicate with the sentient tree. She’s waving her arms around and chanting but so far all she’s managed to do is look like a complete imbecile. She’s the sixth emissary in as many months and still the tree decays.

Part 2: Too Few Rounds In the Rings And Not Enough Settles

Summary: It’s dark in the void. Sometimes he feels like a shadow suspended on dust. Sometimes he feels like he’s floating through space, detached and weightless. Sometimes it feels as if he’s lying on the surface of a lake, being slowly spun around by gentle waves.Always, he feels cold.It’s the kind of chill that seeps through the skin, permeating the bones. It hollows him out, leaving him empty.The void is dark and cold and he floats through it. If he’s lucky, he’ll become so numb that he won’t feel it when the blood starts dripping. It starts with a few drops, usually on his forehead.Series


Surprising, Unplanned, and Wonderful

Author: RebaK1tten

Summary: Stiles is an omega happy with his gender and looking to court the right alpha and be courted back. Three guesses who the right alpha is.


Five Times Stiles Pulled One from the Oven

Author: Guede

Summary: Five times Stiles’ baking changed the course of history in Beacon Hills (and one time somebody stepped up for him). Or, Stiles Stilinski: Baking is Magic!


Ink and Incense

Author: TriscuitsandSoup

Summary: Peters neighbor is afraid of needles, and Peter thinks he’s just cute enough to terrorize. It sounds darker than it is.“What is that boy doing?” Peter looked up from his art and glanced at the window. His pretty, pale, neighbor was attempting to cross the street. He wasn’t having much luck with his hands covering his eyes. He’d gotten himself stuck in the middle of the road, with cars passing by on either side. Still, he refused to drop his hands.

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WaTCH KAMEN RIDER OOO’S THEY SAID, IT WOULD BE FUN THEY SAID

NOW I’M CRYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND OVER A FUCKING HAND THATS REALLY A BIRD ARE YOU PEOPLE HAPPY

I’m aliiiiiiive. 

Mostly settled into the new temporary digs, and as of this morning, I now know where all of my cats are. It was getting dicey there for a bit. I had to resort to trapping my shyest cat, and he may never forgive me, but he couldn’t stay in the basement forever.

Five days in and I am still covered in bruises and cat scratches and still have aching muscles, but I survived! And I might even be around here again. :P

Today, I fucked up... by trying to show my gf's dad a picture of our new kitten

So today I was visiting with my girlfriend’s parents, her Mom was out and my gf was taking a shower. Her Dad REALLY loves cats, and we just got this new kitten… So I wanted to show him some photos that I took of our new cat on my iPhone. Now here is where the fuck up happened. My gf likes it when I take naughty pictures of her and the other night I took several sexy photos- unfortunately I forgot about them because as I was scrolling through the pics of my adorable little kitty, I landed on one with my dick down her throat & she had this little devious smile on her face. I quickly pulled my phone away and her Dad and I just kind sat in what felt like hours of awkward silence, waiting for her to get done with her shower so we could get the fuck out of there.

I don’t know what to do, I don’t want to say anything to her about it and make things even worse, but her Father couldn’t even look at me in the eye anymore, and I feel awful. Things are going to be eternally weird from now on I feel like.

TLDR; be careful when showing pictures of cats. you might accidentally show someone a picture of your girlfriend going ham on your cock.

Check out more TIFUs: Internet`s best fuck ups are here.

These are quite good questions!  You’ll have to tell me when you find the answer, won’t you?

anonymous asked:

Cats are the best and we're so lucky to live in a time and place where cats exist.

KITTIES

Look at my baby kitty. He’s 4.5 years old now but LOOK HOW TEENY HE WAS 

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Glenn-itudes!

Intimidation is Key

Soul Evans was working with the FBI for a year when he received his first partner, a gangly blonde girl named Maka Albarn who had just been transferred from another unit. He wasn’t completely sure how he felt about having a partner at first, but she seemed to be alright. She definitely made things more interesting when they were out on the field, and she knew her shit pretty well, better than him. They had been working together for about six months now, and Soul had developed more intimate feelings for her. He knew it was bad to get with a colleague, so he never really acted on it. But that didn’t stop him from flirting with her on occasion. His favorite thing was teasing her about her looks, the poor girl did not look intimidating in the slightest.

“Just admit it, Maka, you can’t intimidate any of these crooks for nothing.” They were sitting at their desks, face to face, looking over the files for the case they were working on.

“I can be scary, you just never give me the chance.” Maka pouted.

Soul bowed his head to hide the smirk. “Sure you can. I’ll believe that when I see it.”

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