I don’t watch too many movies. I used to watch them a lot when I was a little kid, before I could get my hands on any porn. Back then, if I wanted to see a really hot girl, my best bet was to watch a movie. But now, I don’t really see the point. I don’t know, I guess I’m missing something. Because most people eat that shit up. The pretty woman.The pretty man. Love at first sight. The first kiss.The breakup. The makeup. The expensive wedding. And they drive off into the sunset. Everyone knows it’s fake. But they watch it like it’s real fucking life.