when they were all scared

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Post-split Panic! At The Disco + memories

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they’re still babies and their dad wants them to play with the big kids

(based on a real story)

girl ronan lynch
  • dirt lesbian
  • would be actively stealing your girl but love is sacred so she’s not doing that
  • chews on her fingernails which is actually pretty serendipitous
  • shuts down when animals are Too Small
  • buzzcut
  • the girl all the boys were scared of on the playground growing up bc she could fuck you up if you bullied her friends or sisters
  • is still that girl
  • frequently wears those tanks with no armpits. probably wears this while playing tennis. her tennis outfit is black and distressed and has lots of holes in it
Dad!Ahkmenrah x Daughter!Reader:  I Promise

I don’t own the picture, and I don’t own Night at the Museum.  Other than that, enjoy!   Reader is a little girl in this one.

When you first woke you were scared.  Not knowing where you were, all you could do was cry.

“I’m coming sweetheart, don’t worry!”  You could hear your father’s muffled voice.  You suddenly heard a scraping noise, as light flooded your senses.  You looked up just as your daddy picked you up.  “Shh, it’s okay baby girl, you’re safe now.  Nothing’s going to happen to you.” You sniffled into his shoulder.

“I don’t like it here,” You whimpered.  “It’s scary.”

“You don’t have anything to be afraid of, flower.  Everyone’s really friendly, I promise.  Do you want to meet them?”  He asked you.  You rubbed one of your eyes and nodded.  Ahkmenrah smiled, and put you down.  He held his hand out to you, and you grabbed it.   He walked slowly so your little legs could keep up with his long strides.  When he noticed that you were starting to tire, he lifted you up again and rested you on his hip. 

“Ahkmenrah, who is this?”  You heard a woman ask.  You snuck a sneak peek at the stranger, and immediately hid your face in your dad’s shoulder.

“Sacagawea, this is Y/N, my daughter.  Can you say hi to Sacagawea, Y/N?”  He set you down on your feet and gently pushed you towards Sacagawea.  She kneeled down and smiled softly at you.  You shyly smiled and waved, before running back to your father and burying your face in his robe.

“She’s beautiful, Ahkmenrah,” She told him.

“Thank you,” He replied.  “She’s normally not this shy.  Once she meets everyone, I’m sure she’ll open up.”

“She will,” She assured him.  “I think I saw Teddy and Attila in the foyer,” She suggested.

“I’ll take Y/N to meet them next.  Thanks, Sac.”  He picked you up again and turned you to face Sacagawea.  “Can you say bye, Y/N?”

“B-Bye,” You mumbled quietly. “Bye, Y/N,” She waved, and walked off to another part of the museum.

“See, that wasn’t so scary, was it?”  You shook your head, smiling widely as you toddled along next to Ahkmenrah.  “Do you want to meet some more people?”  When he noticed the nervous look on your face, he quickly added, “Everyone’s really friendly, like Sacagawea, I promise.”  You thought for a second.  Just as you nodded, a man on a horse and a man in armor came around a corner.

“Ahkmenrah!”  The man on the horse greeted.   You immediately hid behind Ahkmenrah’s legs.  You cautiously peeked out from behind him.                   

“Hello, Teddy,” He nodded to the other man.  “Attila.  I want you both to meet my daughter, Y/N,” He looked down to where you were just standing.  “Y/N?”  He asked worriedly, looking around.  You giggled. He turned around and spotted you, his shoulders sagging in relief.  “Y/N, you must stop hiding, you’re going to give daddy a heart attack,” He gently scolded.  He motioned for Teddy and Attila to come forward.  Teddy dismounted his horse, and kneeled down to your height. 

“And what’s your name, my dear?”  Teddy asked you as Attila awkwardly stood behind him.  You didn’t say a word. 

“Can you tell Teddy your name?”  Ahkmenrah prompted.

“Y-Y/N,” You said after a while.  Teddy smiled.

“That’s a lovely name.” He told you.  “My name is Theodore, and this is Attila,” He motioned to the man behind him.  You waved shyly, and Attila waved back enthusiastically.  You giggled.  Suddenly, you felt the ground begin to rumble.  You looked up at Ahkmenrah.  He quickly kneeled down and picked you up.  He quickly pressed your face into his shoulder.  You heard the rumbling get louder, and suddenly an ear-shattering roar split through the air.  Tears immediately began to flow, and you sobbed into your dad’s collar.  You could hear someone yelling something you couldn’t understand, and the roars faded along with the rumbling. 

“Sweetheart, you can look now, Rexy’s sorry.”  You slowly looked up to see a giant skeleton wagging its tail.  You let out a small shriek and hid in your dad’s arm again.  “No, it’s okay, I promise.  See?  Look,” He held out his free hand, and you watched as Rexy immediately nuzzled his massive nose into his palm.  “Do you want to try?”  You looked unsure.  “Here,” He gently grabbed your wrist and held your arm out.  Rexy gently bumped his nose against your tiny hand.  You giggled again.

“Who’s the little missy, Ahk?”  You heard a voice from below.  Ahkmenrah kneeled down, still holding you, and you saw a little plastic car with two little people inside. 

  “This is my daughter, Y/N,” The two men looked at each other gaping. 

“You have a kid?  No way, that’s amazing!”  The little man turned to you.  “I’m Jedediah, and this is Octavius.” He pointed to his friend.

“It’s an honor to meet you.”  The little gladiator bowed.  You waved cheerfully as you swung your legs back and forth.

  “She’s a quiet one, ain’t she?”

“She’s normally much more talkative, I can assure you.” He laughed, bouncing you on his knee.  You shrieked with laughter as you held Ahkmenrah’s forearm to keep from falling.

“Has she met Dexter yet?”

“No, not yet.”  He stood up again.  “Do you know where he is?”

“He’s probably bothering Larry and Nicky in the staff room.”

“I’ll go check there next.  Say bye, Y/N,” You quietly echoed your father as he led you along.  As you walked, you felt yourself getting sleepy.  You rubbed your hand with a tired fist and yawned.  Ahkmenrah chuckled and picked you up.  You leaned your head on his shoulder as you fought to stay awake.  “Just one more stop, and then you can go to sleep, I promise.”  You nodded and lifted your head as your father carried you into a dimly lit room.

“Larry?”

“What’s up Ah—Why do you have a little girl with you?”  Nicky came around the corner with Dexter on his shoulder.

“Nicky, this is Y/N, my daughter.”   He brought you closer, ignoring Nicky’s shocked look.

“Wow, you…You have a kid.”     

“Yes…”  Ahkmenrah replied suspiciously.  “Is that a problem?”

“No!  No, of course not!”  Nicky quickly replied.  “I just never would’ve guessed, that’s all.”

“Hey, what’s going on in—Why do you have a little girl with you?”

“That’s what I said,” Nicky told his dad.  “That’s Y/N, Ahk’s daughter.”  Larry looked at you, and then to Ahkmenrah.  He let out a sigh.

“Wow, congratulations Ahk!”

“Thank you,” He paused.  “Do you want to hold her?”  Larry thought for a moment, and nodded.  Ahkmenrah gently deposited you in Larry’s arms.  You looked nervously at your dad, but he just smiled at you.  You cautiously looked at Larry, and Dexter hopped from Nicky’s shoulder onto his.  Seeing the monkey, you slowly held out your hand like you had with Rexy.  Dexter took your hand in both of his tiny ones and shook it.  You laughed, but it quickly turned into a second yawn. 

“You’d better take her, she’s about to pass out.  He gently passed you back to Ahkmenrah.  He said goodbye to the others, and carried you back to your exhibit.  When you saw the sarcophagi, you began to cry again. 

“I don’t want to go back in there, Daddy.”  You sniffled, “It’s scary.”  He smiled sadly at you. 

“I know, sweetheart, I know.  But it’ll get easier, I promise,” He told you.  “And I’ll always be here, okay?  I’m not going anywhere,” You nodded and rubbed your eye for the hundredth time. 

“Okay,” You answered.  “Promise you’ll be there?”  You asked as he helped you get comfy in your sarcophagus.  He grabbed the doll you were buried with and made sure it was nestled in your arms. 

“I promise,” He told you.  “Now, you need to sleep; you’re still growing.”

“Okay,” You giggled.  “Goodnight, Daddy.”  He smiled down at you.

“Goodnight, Y/N.”

Thanks to the anon for requesting this one!

Negan - Take Me

You were all scared shitless when Negan came walking out of the RV. He went on boasting about how you were basically all worthless and that he was going to be taking half of your stuff.

He went on saying about how your group had killed his men, and he sent men to kill you, and then you killed more of his men.

And that wasn’t cool.

As he walked along the line of people swinging around his bat that he had named Lucille, barb wire wrapped around the tip of it and he just holds it out hoping to scare your friends more and more.

He walks past you and then stops and backs up a bit. He looks at you with his head leaned in a crooked way and a smile graces his lips.

“Oh don’t look so upset! It’s not my fault that you decided to kill my men and now I’ve got to kill one of your own! It’s not like I enjoy killing people!”

He laughed at the ending. His teeth bright and shinning even in the shitty night light that they had in the middle of the woods. You watched as his tongue darted out from between his lips as his eyes traveled you up and down.

You narrowed your eyes more if it was even possible at this point.

He only chuckled again and walked back over toward Rick and the others. You listened and watched as Negan, as the man had introduced himself, started walking along the line of your friends and pointing his bat in their faces as he did Enine, Meine, Minie, Moe.

“And you are – ”

“No! Stop this!”

You scream as you jump up from your knees and stand looking into his eyes. Some men came up from the sidelines and kicked you in the lower back.

You cried out in pain as you stumbled to the ground and caught yourself on your hands. With the pain going clear through your lower back, you still found a way to stand back up, wobbling as you did so.

“Now, just what in the world do you think you’re doing?”

Negan asked as he walked toward you, his bat proped up on his shoulder.

“Take me.”

You said between painful breathing. Negan looked at you for a moment before he scoffed and chuckled. He took his bat and pointed at your friends that were all lined up off to the side.

“You would trade yourself for these cowards? These people that are on the edge of pissing themselves and crying as they beg for THEIR lives – and you’re willing to sacrifice yours?”

“Yes.”

You said never leaving his eyes. He stood there and licked his bottom lip. He broke out into a laughter that caused his men to laugh as well.

You refused to have your eyes leave his body, if it was one thing you had learned through all of this it was that you had to be determined. You had to do this for everyone else.

“Well, well, well, it seems that I’m rather dumbfounded right now. Hell, I’m so fucking astonished that I think I’ll take you up on your offer.”

He laughed as he waved his hand and two men came over and roughly grabbed you.

“Put her in the RV. Make sure she’s locked up tight while I finish up here.”

Fear shot through you as your eyes widened and you started to struggle.

“No! No! No! No, you son of a bitch! Take me instead! Take me instead!!”

You screamed all the way into the RV.

“Oh darlin’ that’s the thing, I am taking you.”

Negan said with a devilish grin as he walked over to Glenn and raised his bat above the man’s head.

Then the RV door was shut before your eyes, locking you inside unable to help the rest of your friends.

Remember that time when we were all scared that the promo still were about Darillium? Yeah. Fuck that. I don’t regret one moment of this episode. 24 years. He gave her 24 years. They lived happy for 24 years. They go on adventures. They kiss. They makeout. They steal things. They laugh. They cry. They fight. They travel throughout space and time. No one can convince me that these two aren’t in love with each other. No one can convince me that they don’t love each other. NO ONE. 

inikaxeathis  asked:

How about some Hilbert headcanons? :D

YOU PICKED MY FAVORITE PROTAGONIST
BLESS YOU FRIENDO

Hilbert is very self conscious about his size when he is around humans, he is usually afraid of destroying houses or stepping on small pokemon! 

Hilbert usually hangs around Nuvema, which is a town that is inhabited by humans! Cheren, Bianca, and Touko are his little friends and Touya is super bashful when they show affection towards him but they love him regardless. 

Hilbert met his little friends when they were all children and Hilbert was super scared of them because humans he has encountered usually scold him and treat him like a pest. 

Hilbert loves to sleep over at Nuvema Town and he has made a habit of bringing a giant sleeping bag and sleeping against either Touko’s, Bianca’s, or Cheren’s house! 

When Hilbert is getting ready to sleep his little friends like to sleep in his sleeping bag with him! If he is sleeping outside then they don’t want to leave him alone!

Nimbasa City would be made for giants so Hilbert would let his friends ride in his coat pockets! He’d make sure they are extra comfortable too so he would put some human sized blankets and pillows in there too! 

Bianca would show Hilbert a few dance routines she created for the Pokemon Musicals and once she was finished Touya would applaud and lift her up with both hands to nuzzle her with his nose!

Hilbert likes to look in Cheren’s room when he is working on his studies! He usually tries to help Cheren even though the human knows exactly what he is doing and it ends with Cheren teaching Hilbert about different subjects! 

Oh goodness this one was so much fun to write! Actually I already had some headcannons thought up for him so its nice to share them! ^^

I swear to GOD we were running for our fucking lives!!!! I’m in college fam…my bro Trey were walking by a gazebo and next to it was a big ass tree that had two swing sets attached to it. I thought it was a couple at first on the swing because that’s where they normally sit. So the figure got up and just stood there and then we kept walking and then two more clowns appeared from the dark and I yelled “Oh fuck no!!! Y'all niggas got me fucked up” and as soon as I said oh hell no, my bro Trey left my dumbass and then when I said fucked up they bolted after us for about 10-15 minutes straight. When I tell y'all we were scared af…and then my dumbass looks back and the clown closest to me had a fucking MACHETE fam!!!! God gave me some adrenaline and ran as fast as I could. Like I didn’t fw clowns when I was little and I damn sure don’t fw them now!!!!!! These clowns are on our campus chasing and attacking people. Like it’s not funny no more fam…IDGAFA what y'all say or if y'all laugh, not to be no bitch or no shit like that…but these niggas were fast as a motherfucker

Ladies I have a stupid, funny question..

Have y'all ever had a pregnancy scare when y'all were or are virgins? Like you wasn’t even fucking but you just be like “omg my periods late! Am I pregnant?!” Thinking you was the next Virgin Mary and shit?

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XD #pewdiepie #markiplier #jacksepticeye #fnaf4 “I found it so funny when Felix didn’t get scared at all. When Jack and Mark were like crapping their pants. 😂”

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remember when we were all scared that adc was gonna be a closed mouth kisser during the love scene and then she ended up eating eliza’s entire face

A DETAILED ANALYSIS OF THE STITCHERS HALOWEEN EPISODE PROMO

as told by reva 

camille being a godess and talking about halloween

the golden 4 appear to be at a halloween party of sort, Camille looks like Cleopatra, Kirsten is an angel (100 dollars Cameron calls her that sometime in the episode) Cameron ( WHO IS VERY MUCH ALIVE GOD BLESS) wearing a superhero suit, and I think Linus is a vamp

“I told you, I don’t do scary” Kirsten replies, looking at Cameron. Sure, because you WERE NOT AT ALL scared when we all died (lets not talk about that)

Then we have some Camus leaning on each other, jumping as a mansion door opens 

CAMILLE SASS SIGN ME UP 

So we see Kirsten in pajamas, standing outside. My guess is she had a nightmare about Cameron, which I will explain later. 

CAMSTEN CUDDLING SCENE 

“Should I be Worried About You” Goodkin, featuring glasses. Now, back to my Kirsten having a Cameron induced nightmare, in that scene, Cameron is wearing the same shirt he is in the picture, and Kirsten’s hair is very messy and bed-head-y meaning CAMSTEN SLEEPOVER YAS

KIRSTEN IS HOLDING A POINTY WEAPON HIDE THE CHILDREN SOMETHING EVIL IS IN THE NIGHT

CAMERON HAS A KNIFE TO HIS FACE LAWD

 now there are a whole bunch of really quickly played scenes, can’t seem to analyze them.

CAMILLE IS SCARED OMG IM SCARED GUYS

Being 16 is so scary because I’m finally realizing that I’m growing up and I’m not a little kid anymore. I’m realizing that my parents can’t do everything for me and that I’m going to have to deal with fake friends and mean people by myself sometimes. And in some years I’ll finish high school and I’ll have to find a work, and start a life by myself. And of course I have a lot of insecurities about love, what if I never find someone that loves me the same way I love them and I end up being alone? I know it’s VERY rushed but thinking about that really freaks me out…

@taylorswift Taylor, did you feel like this when you were my age? did you feel scared about all the things that you have to go through when you’re growing up?

I hope you answer this because you’re like my big sister (I don’t have any sisters so I can’t really talk about this with anyone) and to know what you think about this would give me so much more confidence.

love always, your friend

Flor.

vine

I found it so funny when Felix didn’t get scared at all. When Jack and Mark were like crapping their pants. 😂

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Sorry for posting so much but I’m remembering more and more things because I’m talking to my sister about it.

This is probably one of the creepiest things that have happened. On July 21, 2013 my boyfriend, sister, and friend were on my roof and we were watching the lightning in the distance. We were having a good time, nothing creepy happened. My sister was recording on her phone and I was recording on mine. When we climbed down my sister watched her video and there was this fucking scary demonic sounding scream. NONE OF US HEARD IT WHEN WE WERE ON THE ROOF. It scared us all so much. I still can’t believe what we recorded. I really think it’s connected to the shadows and negative energy I’ve been feeling.

Here’s the video I took. We took them maybe minutes apart. 

https://vine.co/v/hKaDWF9HjVU

I think the most important thing to remember when analyzing Fitzsimmons’ interactions is that they are both human.

Such a simple concept, you would think, but I think we often (myself included) forget that when we analyze these characters, because so much of what they do is honestly superhuman. They are both geniuses and at the top of their respective field. They fight on against all odds, they are usually so kind and good in the face of all evil (even though if I was either of them I’d probably go home and stay in bed all day every day). Because of this, we forget that there are a lot of flaws and imperfections present. But most importantly, we forget that they’re allowed to have them.

Have you ever lashed out at a friend or loved one when you were hurting or angry or scared or feeling all of those at once? Have you ever said something nasty that you wish you could take back? Did it make you wrong to say that? Of course. Did it make you a bad person? No. I don’t know a single person who hasn’t done that.

Have you ever bottled up all of your emotions and wanted to keep them close? Have you ever been horribly conflict avoidant that you let problems or responsibilities escalate dramatically until you finally dealt with them? Was it a stupid thing to do? Probably. Does it make you a bad person? No.

Have you ever done something out of the best of intentions and have it gone horribly wrong? Did it sometimes take you a long time to realize that even though you did it to help the other person, it still hurt them and the have a right to be hurt? Does it make either of you wrong or right? Probably both.

Pointing out flaws in our favorite characters doesn’t mean we’re saying they’re bad people. They wouldn’t be three-dimensional if they didn’t have flaws. We all have them (and we’re often blind to them - just like they are.) 

The point is - don’t be afraid to admit that Fitz and Simmons are both flawed individuals (in fact - I think Fitz is a more well-rounded character narratively because he has been given more flaws, but that’s a meta for another time). That doesn’t mean you don’t like the character, or that they are bad people. The reason we love them is because their flaws are so relatable (and it’s why we jump to defend them - that’s great!) and these flaws are small peas in comparison to the amazing positive qualities they both have. 

they always say you don’t realize it’s the last time,
and I don’t know when the last time I loved you was.

you could say it was the last time that I replied to your texts lightning quick,
you could say when I stayed up with you all night because you were so scared.
maybe when I didn’t let them touch you,

he would say it was when my smile was still warm.
I think it could be when my smile turned frigid,

but more importantly, I don’t think there was a last time.

—  i miss you