how about the paladins going on a mission on a random planet and while they’re visiting the kingdom they come across two aliens who are engaged in a very heated discussion, but that doesn’t really have a strong impact, it sounds more like bickering than anything, and let’s just say the two are red and blue. shiro jokes that those two are the lance and keith of that planet, and lance feels wounded in his pride, so he starts fervently denying that he and keith are remotely like that and he’s surprised when keith, actually agrees with him and supports his cause.
“shiro we’re absolutely not like that! we’re nothing like those two.”
“yep… i agree with lance actually. i mean we argue and i guess the analogy works but…”
their rambling gets interrupted by the alien couple suddenly exchanging a kiss and tenderly looking into each other’s eyes and then proceed to walk away hand in hand right under the sight of the two extra shocked paladins.
“oh don’t worry about those two, they’re always like that. they like to bicker but they’d die for each other, even if sometimes they’re stubborn about their feelings.” the king of the place says.
keith and lance look at each other still gaping from their mouths, while the other 3 paladins are dying of laughters in the back because they basically played themselves until keith breaks the silence:
“see shiro? i told you we’re not like that!”
“r-right. keith is right we’re n–”
“if we were we’d be kissing as well.” *side glances at lance*