Okay but have you considered a pierced taint? Fun to pull on during rimming. Makes for a good reason to look at someone's butthole when they are sitting funny after getting it done. A well aimed butt slap will totally hit the piercing through clothing. I'm just saying.
fuck. au where michael loses a bet with gavin and has to get a guiche piercing and the next day geoff is giving him a hard time like “why you sittin so weird buddy” and gavin blurts out about it and then IT’S ALL GEOFF CAN THINK ABOUT FOR THE REST OF THE MILLENNIUM, RIP IN PIECES