my mom just lectured me about never settling with just any guy when i wanna get married and then she was like “you can’t just marry anyone just because. even if they’re attractive. you have to get to know them.” and then a few minutes later as a test she asked me “if daveed asked you to marry him what would you say?” and i said yes obviously and now she’s lecturing me again bc apparently i said the wrong answer. but honestly, WHAT DID SHE EXPECT ME TO SAY?
My favorite thing about that terrible quote about "rural white people have no culture" is it literally says white Americans don't have special wedding dresses when like... we have a style and color of wedding dress that is so culturally mandatory that they all look roughly the same and virtually every women has to wear it when she gets married and it's treated as so sacred that mothers sometimes pass it down to their daughters and you can never ever wear that dress except on your wedding day.