when people ask me if i have a life

anonymous asked:

You have a girlfriend yet you constantly post nudes basically asking girls to flirt with you?

Did you mean to send this to someone else ? Because if not, wow, lol. How many times am I going to have to tell you people to stay out of my personal life and stop thinking you know a goddamn thing about me or my relationships ?? Okay,
1.) Am I asking for it ? Because I post “nudes” , I’m asking for it ? Like when a girl gets cat called because she’s dressed a certain way, like that kind of “asking for it” ? That’s a disgusting thing to say.
2.) I don’t post nudes on this blog. Maybe ~almost~ nudes, but the only place youre going to find my nudes are on my private blog if you pay for the password I.e. a business transaction.
3.) My girlfriend and I are both cam models on tumblr. We both sell our nudes, and we both post revealing pictures on here and receive plenty of attention from both sexes.
4.) My girlfriend and I both follow each other and look at literally everything the other posts every single day. No secrets there. If something bothers one of us, we communicate it with each other. She was sitting beside me when I received this ask and found it just as ridiculous and obnoxious as me.
5.) I’m bisexual , I’m cool with flirting from boys, girls, and anything in between. So is my girlfriend. And I’m not a piece of shit like some of you seem to think, so stop trying to find absolutely anything to try and get mad at me about ? Chances are, you’re wrong because …. Wait for it….. You. Don’t. Fucking. Know . me.

kremphypasta  asked:

Okay I also run a confessions blog except the confessions I get are like the strangest things I've ever seen in my life. Recently I've gotten "I want Stephanie to shove a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in a VHS and throw it at Kennith"

honestly there have been so many times when people have asked me “ghost what the fuck is up with your fans” and i have. no explanation.

People who watch the show often ask me what part I really fell in love with it. Now, before i even explain it, I must say I was a fan SKAM watcher. I watched the third season first, due to Tumblr and the Evak stuff I saw. So I really didn’t appreciate it until I re-watched all the seasons. Anywhoo…

 I have to say it’s the moment when Isak is sitting in the church, and looks the singer straight in the eye, and realizes his life isn’t the way it’s always been. I always rewatch this episode, and it wasn’t until one of the last few times that I’ve realized the way Isak looks when he’s talking to his parents, like he’s trying to act like he’s alright and everything is normal and how it should be. And then, he gets the text from Even, the one person he wants to hear from and doesn’t at the same time, and he remembers for just a split second that he wants his life to be the way it is when it’s with Even. And then, just like most of us who have been hurt, he decides to let it go and try to get through whatever the day has. To me, the moment when the singer and Isak make eye contact is always goosebump-enducing, because it hits so close to home. The fact that someone that doesn’t even know you can make you think about something you’ve been avoiding, even for a second. When Isak re-opens his message, it’s like he’s reopening a part of not only his heart, but his mind to the idea that life doesn’t always go as planned, but it is beautiful nonetheless. All the stuff that comes after; the kiss, Isak telling Even he isn’t alone, Even closing his eyes as he lets Isak in… It happens because both realize that love isn’t something you plan out, it goes as it wants to. And to me, that all starts with the moment he walked into the church, into a part of Isak he didn’t necessarily want to remember at that point. But, by making the choices he did, even in just the few minutes that are so heart-wrenching you’d be non-human not to cry, we see such a development that can’t be anything but inspirational, because it’s true. I truly love the ENTIRE show, but I am absolutely head-over-heals in love with that scene in particular.

anonymous asked:

I've also see Mai refusing to cry in the Evil Scarless Zuko AU. At least only when she's alone or with Tom Tom, Ty Lee, Iroh or her uncle. Those are the only people she'd show her emotionally vulnerable side, but super rare. She'd definitely become the more wiser and self aware Zuko. "I'm sick and tired of this privileged life style that's keeping me from knowing what horrible stuff my nation has done!" OMG, Mai would have the best development in this AU and would become a fan favorite.

Yeah, I actually thought about that. Like at first she’s trying to see if the Zuko she knew is still there, but then later she just shuts down entirely and tries her best to appear stoic and emotionless. And, at the same time, Zuko is trying his best to gain power and control. 

Even when Dan and Phil are just another popular thing that happened years ago.

Even when they’re married to whoever they love.

Even when they have kids of their own that get butterflies in their stomach because of people they like just like we did.

I will still ask for an autograph and picture if I meet them.

I’ll show my kids what wonderful people they are.

I’ll still get all giddy seeing a picture of them.

I’ll still be a fan girl of them when YouTube was far in the past.

They were a big part of my life.

Without meaning to they helped me become happier when I felt sad.

They were the light when I was lost.

They guided me through the dark.

They helped shape me to be the person I am today.

So until the day I’m no longer on this earth I’ll be Dan and Phil Trash.

Dan and Phil Games [insert noun]

A Danasour

A Philion

They will always hold a special place in my heart.

Originally posted by ughhfxckk

But I guess ultimately what scares me about marriage is where do you find this person? You know a lot of times, most successful relationships, people meet through work, school, mutual friends. But what’s most interesting to me is when people just meet in life, just randomly. You know, I have a friend, he got married, I asked him like “Hey, uh, where’d you meet your wife?” He was like “I was leaving Bed, Bath & Beyond. I was looking for my car - I drive a gray Prius. I saw a different gray Prius, I thought it was mine, I walked up to it, I realized I had the wrong car, but I bumped into Carol, we started talking, that was that”. That’s unbelievable. Think about all the random factors that had to come together to make this one moment possible - this one moment that changed these two people’s entire lives: First off, this guy has to live in this particular town. Then he has to get a gray Prius. Then he has to need to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then he has to go to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then there has to be another guy who also lives in town, also drives a gray Prius, also needs to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond, also goes to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond at around the same time. Then they have to both park somewhat near each other, my friend has to leave before the other guy leaves, see the wrong Prius, think it’s his, walk up to it. Then the woman, Carol, needs to be near the wrong gray Prius for a million other random reasons. They bump into each other, they start talking, their entire lives are changed. That’s the most amazing and terrifying thing about life. It is, cause the amazing thing is that at any moment, any one of us can have that moment that totally changes our lives. You could be leaving the show tonight, bump into someone… it could change your life. You don’t know, that could happen. The terrifying thing is… what if we’re all supposed to be at Bed Bath & Beyond right now?
—  Aziz Ansari
Why we ship what we ship, or why Camren shippers won't stop shipping Camren

People ask CS blogs why we still ship camren, or that we should stop, we’re crazy, Lauren, Lucy and Camila are bothered, etc. Please understand that each one of us have our own story.

For me, camren and 5H have been my only friends in my darkest time. I’ve been struggling with depression for the past two years because i failed college and had to drop out. When all my friends have graduated, some have got married, got a job, move on with their life, i’m still stuck in my inertia. And it’s such a lonely, deep and dark place because i don’t feel like i want to socialize with my friends, my family, or even myself. I want to be left alone. For me my only goal is to survive and doesn’t give up on that impulse to cut my wrist and end the suffering.

I got into the fandom because I accidentally saw “Lauren Jauregui” trended on Tumblr (it was the day Laucy kiss got leaked). I got curious and i dig in the tag. The rest is history. You see, i don’t like pop and what i listen to is pretty far from pop, don’t even mention some tweenie girl groups. My expectation of 5H was so-so. But then i saw some hilarious posts, like their quirky meet & greet pictures, dorky Camila gifs, some very strange and amusing conspiracy theories, etc. It picked my interest. And for all i know i keep coming back for more.

For the first time ever, i forget my depression, i’m laughing. I haven’t laugh till my stomach hurts for a long time. I don’t know when exactly, but it’s like the girls and the Tumblr fandom are my friends. When i feel low, i seek them–the hilarious fan videos, gifs, pictures, the pervert tumblr squad, the Karla Estrabao booty shake, the Normila reminiscences, Ally laughing like a maniac, the Camren conspiracy theories, etc. Those, they, made me feel like i’m not alone and less lonely. These girls and the Tumblr fandom (the Camren and OT5 fandom) made me forget my sorrows and the bad things i’m going through.

Perhaps the answer to “why do we ship what we ship?” is because we seek the emotional bond our otp have. These girls make me want to seek their kind of friendship and love. When i ship Normila or Norminah or whatever 5H ship for that matters, it’s because i see the friendship i yearn in them. When i ship Camren it’s never about my perversion, it’s because i see the kind of love i want to have in Camila and Lauren. Whatever kind of love it is, platonic or romantic.

It’s not about who’s Lauren or Camila dating. I don’t ship Lauren with Lucy, Luis, Brad, or even Ryan Gosling because I didn’t see the kind of love i want to see in those people. I find my kind of love in Camren. And if you find your kind of love in Laucy, then i’m happy for you. But as long as the CS you ask to stop shipping isn’t crossing the boundaries of direct interaction (tagging, mentioning the girls), then please respect people’s right to ship what they want to ship. If you want to get angry, get angry at the right people–those who cross the boundaries.

We all cope with life in our different ways. Some cope with Camren, some with Laucy, some with OT5, DC3, basically whatever ship you guys ship (but i’m sure no one cope with Camachine). And it’s fine as long as the shipper respect the otp. And that we should respect each other’s ship. If you try to understand, you will never judge. And if you judge, you will never understand.

godsavesmcqueen 


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Imagine Being In Arkham Asylum and Meeting All Four Of These Guys And Knowing You’ll Never Be Released

Originally posted by callherjoanne

“Hi there, I’m Y/n. I know you’re new here and I wanted to say hello. You’ll get used to everything eventually. The screaming gets easy to ignore after a few weeks. Then after that, the riots won’t bother you.”

Jerome: “How long have you been in here dollface?”

You: “Only five years. Only seventy more to go.”

Originally posted by dailymelaniegifs


Oswald: “Thank you for introducing yourself. I am Oswald Cooblepot.”

You: giggling “I know silly. News travels fast, even in prisons like this”

Oswald: “What are you here for, if I may ask.”

You: “Oh….I may or may not have…set a few building on fire and murdered my entire dance team when they decided to cut me from the team without a reason…and I may have assassinated a few other people, but hey, it’s all good. I’m set here for life and I get to make many new friends who can’t leave me.”

Oswald: takes a step back while smiling “It was a pleasure to meet you, but I must get back to my cell.”

Originally posted by melanie--martinez


Edward: “ 30 days hath September, April June and-”

You: “November!”

Edward: smiles “You really do enjoy riddles.”

You: “More more more!!! I haven’t had this much fun since the red head escaped!”

Originally posted by ahentaiprincess


Jervis

You:  My friends don’t walk, they run
Skinny dip in rabbit holes for fun
Popping, popping balloons with guns, getting high off helium
We paint white roses red,

Each shade from a different person’s head
This dream, dream is a killer
Getting drunk with the blue caterpillar

Jervis: smiles

You: “HA! I got you to smile.”

Jervis: “You have a hypnotic voice my dear. Perhaps when I get out of here, I’ll take you with me. You can be my new Alice

You: shakes head “I’m too mad to be Alice, I’m a Mad Hatter. I’’m never getting out of here anyway. At least I’ve got you, all my other friends find ways to leave me and I have to plot their deaths when their gone…You’l never leave me, right?”

Originally posted by wescratchweclaw

anonymous asked:

Patreon is a slow process, and it takes a while to build up a following. Give yourself time and just warn your followers that you may not be able to make boggle work if you can't get to 300$ a month, there are people who would be happy to help you get to that goal. Just make sure to allow people to donate small amounts, some of us are very poor and we can really only afford to donate 1-5$ a month.

Don’t worry, donating a dollar a month is possible and would be really, really appreciated! I know that Patreon takes a while to build up, and honestly I’m not sure if this will work. I feel embarrassed at asking for help at all; I don’t feel like I deserve to have you guys come out and support me when it’s been so long since I’ve been able to support you. But this would change my life, in a really special way, and when I explained that it was primarily financial reasons that have stopped me from creating comics, a lot of you asked if you could help. So…I have some hope!

Boggle’s Patreon is here, if any of you can find a way to help me bring our owl back!

When people meet love with hatred, when they spew fear, vitriol and ugliness in the face of joy, I try to take a deep breath and remember that it comes from fear. Fear causes hatred of anything that anyone can deem “the other.” I have found, through a life of curiously, travel, and constant question-asking, that the “others” I have encountered have only ever brought me joy, enriched my life, and filled my soul. The next time you start to squash someone else’s happiness, freedoms, or lives, take a breath. Ask a question. Learn about them. Remember that under the colors of our skin, our sexual orientations, our first languages, or our countries of origin, we are all human beings with DNA, beating hearts, wishes and dreams. Stop. Ask. Learn. Love. It’s the only real answer. It’s all that matters. Only love. Equality matters. Love is love.”

People been asking...

Lately lots of people in my life have been asking how i’ve been losing weight and it is the most frustrating thing.

I am always really open chatting about my weight (before I started losing i couldn’t talk about it at all) and i’ve been helping my sister in law and giving some friends advice.

But mostly when I tell people that I am on a non restrictive diet, they seem disappointed. I think they expect me to be on some kind of celebrity fad diet and as soon as I say I have just been eating sensibly and exercising regularly they don’t seem interested at all.

Yes i have a loose calorie intake goal every day but it doesn’t own me and the numbers don’t stop me from having treats - I wish someone had suggested this to me years ago instead of pushing me towards food restriction as the only option for weight loss. I am pretty sure this approach compounded my problems with food and delayed me developing a healthy attitude towards eating.

I am just frustrated with people being desperate to lose weight and wanting me to help them with their journey but as soon as they realise they’re not going to lose 30lbs in 30 days they can’t be asked any more.

People don’t want to hear the truth man.

Dear Photograph,
People have asked me why I love photography and over the years I have learned that its simply because I hate change. Even when times and people and circumstances change, memories don’t. Photographs don’t. And I think that is exactly why we hang them everywhere, because for a brief moment, even in the utter chaos of life’s changes, things become normal again when we look at them; even if just for that moment. I guess I love photography because photographs never change, even when every little thing in them does. Our home is a quiet place now that my sister and I have moved away, but when I look at this photograph, I am six years old again, my family is always just a few rooms away, and I believe in everything. -Sarah

Avenging Angel: Part 1

Summary: You’ve spent the last five years on a dangerous mission to solve the crime that wrongly imprisoned your father. When the Winchesters find you half-frozen on the side of a mountain, they make it their own mission to save your life and make sure you stay alive. But after five years of uncovering horribly dark secrets, you’ve learned not to trust anyone. Especially people who seem like they have good intentions.

Word Count: 1548

Warnings: None


“Oh, god, please don’t kill me!” you begged, tears freezing almost as soon as they fell from your lashes. “I’ll do anything. Just let me live.”

“You think you have something that I want?” Braxton asked haughtily, holding his gun steady. “You can’t even tell me where your father used to work. I know more about him than you ever have, and you think you have any bargaining chips left?”

“Please. Let me live. Help me get him out and then he can help you again! It’s what we both want!”

The wind picked up and snowflakes danced with the ends of your hair, but you couldn’t feel a damn thing. Not with the barrel of your boyfriend’s gun pointed at your face.

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it’s so cute when people remember you in the littlest things they do like my friend went to a festival over the weekend and because i wasnt entirely invited, he gave me a box of delicious delicacy from that place for free !! and my other friend also went to a book signing event of an indie author and he purchased this poetry book for me !! i didnt even have to ask for it. and idk about you but literally those are the cutest and most genuine little things and my heart is filled with so much happiness and im so glad to have beautiful people like them in my life i hope you meet people like them too :-)

So I'm an idiot

Do you know how long it took me to finally understand why Even stopped talking to Isak after the locker room scene and then went back to Sonja? And then came back outta nowhere later when Isak asked him too? I didn’t understand why he just went back to her just to drop her again for Isak? And then I finally realized that he took a deep breath after Isak said the line about mentally ill people having no place in his life, and then kissed Isak with so much tenderness. Rewatching the scene for the 4th time finally made it dawn on me that he was trying to help Isak as well as protect himself. In his mind all he could think was how could he put Isak through that again? How could he cause the pain for him that his mom caused? So he went back to Sonja. His safe place because he knew she’d take care of him when he needed it. He didn’t know if Isak would do that and didn’t want to burden him with the task in the first place. And then Isak gave him the ultimatum to either drop Sonja or Isak would drop him. And you know what? Even couldn’t stand for that. He couldn’t lose Isak. So he put himself at risk, opened himself up to be completely crushed by this beautiful boy he is so in love with when he inevitably found out the truth. And he chose Isak. For better or worse, he chose Isak. He wanted that small piece of happiness even if he was convinced it would go down in flames as soon as he found out about him. That little bit of time in between was enough to bring Even back to him, enough for Even to risk getting his heart broken for the boy he felt so much for. Because a piece of Isak was better than no Isak at all.

I'm so tired of

- always being the one who cares more
- knowing i’ll always need them more than they need me
- feeling completely useless
- hating my reflection
- feeling painfully invisible
- having no idea what i’m going to do with my life
- people asking me what i want to do when i leave school
- being stressed, like all the time
- always looking at pretty people and feeling so angry and jealous because of how ugly i am
- feeling like if i died today, no one would notice… no one would care…

Reposted from a friend:

 I just called Paul Ryan. I’m vouching for the number and the survey.

IMPORTANT: If you call and the mailbox is full, hang up and call again. I got that message my first time also. When you call back, you’ll probably have about a minute and 30 seconds of total silence.

DO NOT HANG UP. You’ll finally hear a recording which will ask you which survey you’d like to participate in. More instructions are below, including the phone number.

If you are concerned about Americans’ access to healthcare insurance and the changes proposed by the Republican party, please call Paul Ryan. It took me only a few minutes and it literally is life and death for so many people. Paul Ryan is conducting a phone poll on the ACA (Obamacare), hoping to hear overwhelming popular opposition to it.

If you would like to express your support for the Affordable Care Act, call 202-225-3031. [Some have had better luck with the number 202-225-0600.]

Press 2 to weigh in on the issue. You’ll hear a brief recording about HR-3762, Paul Ryan’s proposal to gut the ACA, and President Obama’s use of his veto power to stop it.

Then you will have a chance to indicate your opinion with the press of a button. Press 1 if you support Obamacare, 2 if you oppose it.

Please boost!

The thought of dating as a demiromantic

I’ve never understood the way people date. They like think somebody looks good or things then to be funny or something and then ask them out without really knowing much about them? This had confused me already all my life. I also figured out that I am demiromantic and demisexual through this. The only people that I had dated to that point had been two very close friends with which I would text and talk all the time and therefore knew very well. It highly confused me when one of my classmates was telling me that it was normal to go on a date to get somebody know instead of knowing them already.

Please know that you don’t have to rush anything with dating. I personally think it is way much more enjoyable when you know each other already very well (aka have that close emotional bond) since instead of exploring each other’s character and breaking up very soon after, you two can enjoy dates, places, and activities of which you both know that your partner enjoys them.