when no gf

anonymous asked:

"and steals your gf" how is that rat gonna steal my gf when I don't even have one

See this is how it tricks you. You’re lured into a false sense of security and then the next thing you know your best friend/mother/pet is fucking gone

anonymous asked:

How would Nyx surprise his gf when she's feeling pretty low about previous dates where he was a no-show because of his job?

  • He knock on the door knowing you wouldn’t answer, but at least he tried.
  • He’d apologise through the door.
  • When don’t even speak back, it’s time for extreme music.
  • I’m talking about him playing music loudly, not caring if your neighbours come out to see what’s going on.
  • Sliding notes under the door or through the letter box.
  • Sitting outside your door all night.
  • You gotta go to work? He’ll be there when you come back.
  • Once he gets you talking to him, he’ll make it up to you by taking you out for dinner.
  • He’ll hold your hand and take you on a walk while making small talk.
  • He’ll escort you home.
  • He’ll kiss you at the door and whisper ‘I love you.’
  • If you invite him inside, he’ll take up your offer.
  • He’ll spend as much time with you as possible. He wants to make up for all the times he stood you up.
  • You’re important to him and he wants you to know it.