Me: I’m feeling good today!
Brain: do you realise that you are probably gonna be alive when your favourite author/actor will die
Brain: yeah, and also chances are you are also going to watch your OTP die.
Me: what NO
Brain: or maybe half of your OTP
Brain: or they could be forced to kill each other
Me: WHY MUST YOU HURT ME IN THIS WAY
Brain: Just imagine the possibilities!
Me: *uncontrollable sobbing*