You’ve all heard of “Full Boyle,” but have you considered… Full Thorin?
Dwalin having to hold Thorin back as he plans to make the most wild, over-the-top declarations of love to Bilbo inappropriately soon.
Balin explaining why it’s not practical, not at all, to propose marriage (two weeks into their courtship, mind you) in front of a full court, or to have a gold statue of Bilbo in full armour erected in the middle of the throne room.
(Human AU) Poppy is and always will be a child lmao. When she’s pregnant with the twins and finally starts showing (Which doesn’t take too long considering she’s got two babies in her and she’s already fairly tiny to begin with) she gets so fucking happy because ‘now I can finally get priority parking at Toys R Us!’
I saw Catfish for the 3rd time last night and every time they just get better and better. The first time I saw them last March they were playing a small intimate room and now they’ve sold out a full arena tour, I could not be prouder of them. Their future is so bright and I can’t wait to watch them conquer the world :’) 🐊
i guess i’ll have to learn to be delicate (with your heart)
Fluff Friday: November 18 “Big & Little”
Not particularly shippy. Featuring: Sakura and Kakashi, with guest appearances by Naruto, Sai, Yamato, Tsunade and Shizune. Would nod vaguely at canon if they were to pass in the street.
This is de-aged fic. Neither Sakura nor chibi!Kakashi are particularly thrilled, but Naruto thinks it’s hilarious.
Sakura’s just coming up on the end of a long, long hospital shift when she hears the commotion in the lobby. She pauses, letting her attention stray from the medical chart she’s updating to trying to decipher the noise two floors down, but the distance muffles everything to only the dull rise and flow of voices. She cocks her head, listening to no avail.
“Haruno-sensei?” the chūnin perched on the bed dares prompt.
She frowns and shakes her head, turning back to her patient. If she’s needed, Shizune will send one of the nurses to fetch her. Until then, she has work to finish.
Jyn didn’t think much about Cassian after he left her. Yes, she had a few bad moments at first, felt shattered for a good long day, but she quickly understood what he was: not the selfless, talented, purposeful man she’d thought, whose unyielding conviction made it all seem worthwhile, but passive, blindly obedient, as pliant and ruthless a tool as any stormtrooper. So she forgot about him, or something like forgetting.
(Partisan!Jyn + fusion with Persuasion, written to the Chaucer meme [seven sections of seven sentences each] to keep it under control. Inspired by this Persuasion AU, which I love; it got me thinking about how the inverse, with Jyn as Wentworth and Cassian as Anne, would work and… this happened.)
Last minute costume idea: Dress completely in black, mess up your hair a little and whenever someone asks what you’re ‘supposed to be’, say ‘A modern Hamlet’ and then proceed by turning around and talking to the invisible ghost of your dead father for the rest of the night.