when i say k i mean

Fic: Love You Like I Should

by MissLii
Pairing: Liam/Louis/Harry
Word count: 50 K
Rating: Explicit

Summary:

“You see,” he says, and shifts from one foot the other; Liam feels like he’s a deer stuck in headlights, unable to move under Louis’ gaze. “I used to have lots of dreams about coffee, and annoying as hell coffee machines.”

“Oh,” Liam mumbles, feeling his stomach do a strange flip.

“So, I’ve been looking all over this town for you,” Louis finishes, chin held high.

“Me?” Liam blurts out, then clearing his throat when his voice comes out too high. “I mean, why would you think that I’m your…”

[Or: Liam is twelve when he has his first dream about his soulmate, and it’s both exciting and terrifying for a boy that has almost no one except his family. When Liam’s twenty-one, he meets a boy at work and falls head over heels in love. After that, it should be simple. But Liam’s dreams don’t stop, though they should when he’s found his soulmate. ] 

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Written for round 5 of @1dbigbang
Art by the wonderful @jessimond

Dear B,

Yes, here’s another letter because I don’t like texting people on holidays because I don’t want to take their attention away from said holiday or whatever they’re doing.

Anyways. Thank you for always knowing when to send me a Snapchat, for accepting me for who I am, for still being my friend even when I’m not doing a good job at being a friend, and for supporting me through all the shit that’s happened to me over the past six months, especially with K. It all truly means so much to me.

Also, I know I’ve said this so many times, but I’ll say it again: if you ever need someone to talk to, you can always come to me. Also know that I’m not going anywhere.

Your friend,

J

100 Dialogue Prompts: Part 3

And we did it again, amigos! 

  1. “My sock is missing.”
  2. “I must say it can be rather therapeutic”
  3. “Shit, they spotted us. Quick, put your Obama mask on.”
  4. “You raided my village, killed my parents and slaughtered tens of innocent people. I was able to forgive you for all of that-tell myself it was in your nature. But then you did something heinous. Something beyond all possible hope of redemption. You killed my dog.”
  5. “What do you mean you accidentally assassinated the Pope!?”
  6. “I would love to give a fuck about you but sadly my last one went off to war and never returned”
  7. “If you think I’ll stop my quest for world domination for a bag of cookies, you are,,, right… Now, gimme that!”
  8. “What are you doing with that rubber duckie toy– OH DEAR GOD LORD HAVE MERCY”
  9. “I’m more afraid of myself than you.”
  10. “I already told you, there’s nothing we can do about the fights. We COULD if you stopped spoiling shows and books to everyone.”
  11. “You, my friend, are the most unnecessary when it comes to your excessively sassy attitude.”
  12. “I love you.” “…..What? OH APRIL FOOLS.”
  13. “What is this, a concert for ants???”
  14. “I made it! I’m in the list! This is being a great day since I remembered it’s a Thursday, not a Monday!”
  15. “It’s not that I don’t believe you. It’s just that, well, I’ve got a sink full of dishes and a cat to wash.”
  16. “When you said i had pretty eyes i thought you were complimenting me,not trying to buy them!”
  17. “The wolves eat tonight.”
  18. “Gee, thanks for nearly killing me because of ____!” “Listen up here, are you dead? You’d better be greateful you’re still alive tou little shit.”
  19. "When you said you could fly, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind.”
  20. “Sarah, I love you and all but hOW ON EARTH DO YOU KEEP SENDING OUR PETS TO SPACE?!”
  21. “Look, just because you kidnapped me doesn’t mean I’m going to marry you.”
  22. “How in God’s name did you even get up there?!”
  23. “I think I misplaced my right hand”
  24. “I did it! I got into university!” “That’s great! What course?” “Uh… Would it be a bad thing if I told you that… Dark magic and villainy?”
  25. “Well, it just so happens that I have been a homeless man for three years now. That must mean I’m the chosen one!”
  26. “Have your eyes always been that colour?”
  27. “I’m going to fight the sun!”
  28. “You can’t just run around punching people you don’t like, ____!”
  29. “I’m not into that kinda thing.”
  30. “Dude why did you eat all that cake on your own?”
  31. “I just wanted to know if we could use a plastic knife”
  32. “Uhhhh, guys? Don’t hate me, but I think I just released Satan”
  33. “Well, fine… Just wait a little bit before you do something stupid.” “…”
  34. “What do you mean there’s no bacon flavored ice cream!?”
  35. “What do you mean you’re my sister? I don’t have a sister!”
  36. “Why the hell do we need a duck to hunt Bigfoot?”
  37. “Oh, so you can do pink explosions too”
  38. “This isn’t my kitchen, is it?”
  39. “Ohhh, so THAT’S what you meant by ‘shooting starts’.”
  40. “ACHOO” “bless you” “Thank you, wait a minute I live alone”
  41. “Put my creepy cat in a different room? Don’t be silly! I don’t even have a cat!”
  42. “Katie, please stop shooting me with tranquilizer darts.”
  43. “Why did you think it was a good idea to only bring a potato to this heist?”
  44. “Okay, we make this promise now - nobody look at that fucking goat ever again.”
  45. “Sarah, why is the cat naked?”
  46. “Wait. You’re aroused?”
  47. “Why would that surprise you?”
  48. “It does on account of you being covered in blood. Wipe that smile off your face. You look like a cat in heat.”
  49. “okay so let me get this straight, you’re not actually my long lost twin…” “yes.” “…because you’re me from another dimension” “…yes.”
  50. “I’m sorry, but did that thing just talk?”
  51. “I thought we promised to never speak of that incident again!”
  52. "Sweetheart”“Yes dear”“Some of your morally challenged friends are trying to kidnap me again.”“And?”“And!?”“You’re a big girl, you can take care of yourself.”“Of course I can, but the gesture would have been nice!”
  53. “how many epilepsy pills can you take before you overdose?” “Just one or two.” “I’m gonna have to call you back.”
  54. “…I was GOING to ask why there’s a pink goo all over the kitchen floor but I think that can wait whilst I ask what the FUCK IS GOING ON?”
  55. “For the last time, can you stop calling that thing 'human’”
  56. “Okay, that is a seriously dodgy looking hat-are you certain you’re right about this?”
  57. “Really Darling, you can stop trying to scream, we’ve already espablished that no one cares and it’s giving you unflattering lines on your forehead.”
  58. “_______, why am I on the ceiling?”
  59. “What the heck happened while I was at the store?
  60. "What the actual fuck!” “I did warn-” “Yes I know you said you were crazy, but this…. This is…” “Just another Tuesday. Oh we’re late for tea!” “With who?!” “With the Queen of course, who else?”
  61. “Despreate times call for cows.”
  62. “Did you burn the last piece of toast again?”
  63. “You didn’t TELL me there’d be free food!”
  64. “Did Jesus really die for this bullshit?”
  65. “Do you want the apocalypse?!! Because that’s how you get the apocalypse!!!”
  66. “Goddamit, I’m dead again aren’t I? How the hell did I do it this time?”
  67. “Dude, no.”
  68. “I may be a horrible person, but at least I am an honest one.”
  69. “I told you, I dress to kill, now fetch me my fancy stilettos, mama’s gonna slay tonight!”
  70. “I left the room for 3 minutes and you really want to tell me you started a war with every single planet?” “Well, I told you 3 months ago to not leave me alone.” “And I told you I have to use the bathroom 3 months ago!”
  71. “Wow, only took 3 minutes to destroy the world.” “Let’s see if I can do it in 2!”
  72. “So… Wh-Why- How did you flush the duck down the toilet?”
  73. “dude. i liked that carpet. do you know how hard it is to wash bloodstains out of carpets.”
  74. “Don’t worry, it’s much worse than it looks.”
  75. “What are you doing ___?” “I’m camping.” “No you’re beside tree with a blank-” “CAMPING”
  76. “WHAT THE FUCK IS A DUCKPOTATO”
  77. “PUT THE PUPPY DOWN AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!”
  78. “PLEASE DON’T HANG UP! YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE IN DANGER!”
  79. “What the hell kind of scream was that? And how did you make it?! ”
  80. “Hey, uhm… Hate to interrupt your conversation, but why the fuck is there a giraffe on the soup aisle”
  81. “You mean to tell me that somebody decided it was a good idea to cross plums and apricots, but nobody can figure out why my cat has RABBIT ears?”
  82. “Sorry but um… why is there a fox and a bear singing Ooh la la by Britney Spears on the balcony? And where is my chicken, Pudding?!”
  83. “Where did you get LIGHT-UP COMBAT BOOTS? THEY CHANGE COLOR?!”
  84. “So you’re telling me there was a genie trapped in that can of soup? And you accidentally ATE THE GENIE?!”
  85. “Listen…don’t take this the wrong way, but…I love the OTHER you better.”
  86. “Tell me why,  exactly, did you need the rubber chicken? ”
  87. “Look, I’m not a liar, alright?  And I ain’t overdramatic or hyperbolic or whatever else you wanna call me.  So when I say I would sell my soul for a pancake right now, I mean I will literally sell my soul for a pancake right now.  And maybe a million dollars.”
  88. “Wait a second, you’re telling me that….. YOU’VE BEEN DATING SATAN BEHIND MY BACK FOR FOUR WHOLE YEARS?!!!”
  89. “Well dad did say he would be gone for five days…what the hell? Let’s go to the corner store!”
  90. “Why did you buy 74 melons?!”
  91. “Where’s the toaster?” “It’s in the kitchen… Why do you have a fork?” “K, thanks.”
  92. “Death, out of all the things in this world, why are so afraid of ____?”
  93. “This floor is like my life; Cold and Hard.”
  94. “So you’re telling me that I am the only thing that is preventing a Third World War, right?” “Yeah, pretty much.”
  95. “I don’t know your name and you don’t know mine but I promise it will turn out okay.”
  96. “Little did you know, they were slowly turning into werewolves.”
  97. “Umm… I may have possibly accidentally blown up another planet”
  98. “I told you not to do that… now look, you’ve lost your hand!”
  99. “Every time you speak I literally die a little”
  100. “One baby soul please, Adult souls give me gas!”

“I need you, yes you (you should feel targeted), to come up with a new dialogue prompt for part 4 and leave it in the comments below. It’s fun and the first 100 replies will make the next list. As always, one prompt per amigo and don’t forget the doubles quotes “”. Pantoffel” (Click here for part 1 and here for part 2)

the thing that gets me most abt mcu’s Lie is that,,,, there is 100% a way they could have had steve lie to tony and have it play out in a way that was 12049354859x more impactful and devastating and relevant to their actual character development. bc the way mcu chooses to go abt it, it just makes steve come off as a dick as far as tony is concerned ?? we get no insight into his thought process or his motivations re: tony, all we get is a ‘i’m sorry you were hurt’ letter and Fuck That tbh. if ur going to go this far to hurt someone i want to see actual emotional repercussions and the Guilt play out in real time. 

bc it’s not like steve didn’t have His Reasons to lie to tony, i’m never going to deny that, i sympathise w/ his motives. tonys across the multiverse have lied to their steves, or committed sins of omission for a greater purpose, but we always saw how those emotional ramifications fucked them up. we saw the motivation + the aftermath of the Lie, the actual remorse they felt. they chose to do the bad thing and lie, knowing they’d hurt steve, but we always saw them struggling with the choice and Suffering for it. when these two lie to each other, the outcomes of not telling that person in the first place always manifest in much worse, much more volatile and destructive ways.

apart from a less shitty apology letter, mcu’s format doesn’t allow them to pull a ‘confession’ extra where the whole truth comes out and we see how badly steve was effected by What He Did. instead, knowing that they were building up to cw in the first place, mcu should’ve given us a friendship worth breaking apart in the 1st place. like my god, actual screentime or cinematic cues through the screenwriting/blocking/execution of scenes that showed us steve making this choice between honesty + keeping tony in the dark, steve being aware of, for starters, the huge impact the starks’ death had on tony. bc for fuckin real, you can straight-up lie to someone u consider nothing more than a coworker but u can’t then turn around and say ‘u know what i was trying to spare you’ like ???? spare them from what? if you barely knew that person in the first place how can you Possibly claim that you were trying, partly, to protect them too? what the fuq does steve know abt tony stark + his relationship with his parents anyway? was it not in the file he read that SHIELD first gave him in the avengers (2012) that his parents died in a car crash when he was 21;;;;;; is he not aware that tony is literally building and rolling out a multi million dollar technology based on dealing w/ the ptsd + trauma associated w/ that event?????????

tldr this is just me trying to @ myself to be less hypocritical bc the truth + telling the truth when it comes at the cost of huge sacrifice has been a problem for a lot of stevetony iterations and many of those times tony has been the guilty party. but i just fuckin wish mcu had given us a dynamic worth giving a shit abt instead of forcing this ‘i thought i was sparing you even tho we’re barely even friends outside of work’ bullshit at the expense of making their mcu steve rogers come off as completely insensitive, heartless and oblivious to someone he’s supposed to consider a friend + teammate

The Party part 16/?

K: …

L: …

L: Aren’t you going to say anything?

L: Whoa okay settle down-

K: Lance do you… even like me?

L: What?

K: Don’t ‘what’ me you know exactly what I’m talking about.

K: You walk around flirting with any mildly attractive alien we come across and I can’t help but feel like…

L: Like what?

K: Like I’m nothing special to you! Just another person you can flirt with when you feel like it, then move onto the next because it’s no big deal to you

K: d-don’t you know how much I care about you?

K: I-I mean we have arguments and disagreements and I know you’d probably be happy with someone else but to lead me on like this… and for this long.

K: It’s fucking cruel!

K: Is everything that you’ve done just some kind of petty game? Another competition you want to beat me at?! another way you can one up me!?

K: If that’s the case then, you must really hate me! a-and I know this all just might be my fault for forcing things, instead of just letting myself hate you-

K: Too….

“It is so embarrassing when people say “free louis” like Y I K E S”

Yeah it’s so embarrassing to be a fan of a talented young man who has shown time and time again how passionate he is about writing and performing songs that have meaning to him.  It’s so embarrassing to be a fan of someone who has proved so many people wrong and that he does deserve all the success he has.  It’s so embarrassing to be a fan of someone who has a team behind him who is constantly dragging his name through the mud in the tabloids knowing he’s not the kind of person they’re portraying him as.  It’s so embarrassing to be a fan of someone whose same team is doing nothing to promote his debut solo single when we know how much that song means to him.  Like do you even hear yourselves?  Oh wait, you think we mean free Louis from babygate? Cause take babygate out of the entire equation and guess what?  He still deserves better so fuck you and Free Louis

Title: Newlyweds
Pairing: Cassian Andor x Reader
Genre: Fluff, some angst
Warnings: Some nudity
A/N: Inspire by The Coat™ tbh. That’s the only excuse I have for this nonsense. I regret nothing

Originally posted by fandomsarecoolilikequiteafew

“Remind me why we couldn’t just stay in the ship?” you asked, pulling your coat tighter around your body. Dark clouds loomed above, threatening to dump a blanket of snow right on top of you at any second.

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some ...angst anyone?

can we have a scenario where Izuku just ACCIDENTALLY brought up the bullying case to Katsuki while they are fighting (bc my bby cinammon roll is in too much hurt cause bakacchan kept shouting at him) 

——-

They’re at it again.

And they’re yelling over something stupid.  They can’t even remember how it started, or who said what first, but they can’t stop. They won’t stop, because that’s how their arguments always go.

Katsuki is wrong. Izuku is also wrong. They’re both in the wrong, but they keep yelling, because until they’re sick and tired, and can’t look at each other anymore,  they won’t stop.

Katsuki is closing the space between him and Izuku then, as he raises his voice louder. “ …And you act like its not a fucking problem! ”

Because it isn’t, really.

“Why should I?? It’s not anything you need to be worried about!  Why are you getting so angry??” Izuku presses his brows together and he inches himself toward the other. Their faces  are close,  they can feel the tense air between them as they glare into each other’s eyes.

Breaths heaving in annoyance and distress, they continue to stare each other down. Katsuki being unable to hold his anger well, opens his mouth again.

“Are you dumb, Deku?? Are you seriously askin why I’m angry? ”

And he reaches a hand out– he grabs onto Izuku’s wrist, and he regrets it right away, when he sees the sudden horror that forms in the latter’s green eyes. Because thats fear written on his face.

No, he doesn’t want to scare Izuku. Even if he did take his wrist, it wasn’t going to be to hurt him.

It isn’t bad intentions at all. He just wants to hold onto Izuku– Hold onto him tightly so he can’t run away. So they can argue their way through this dumb misunderstanding and pretend like it never happened, or laugh about it later.

“S..stop Kacchan!” Izuku snatches his wrist back and moves a few steps back.

“Deku–”

“Why are you acting this way- what were you going to do? Knock some sense into me like before?”

Then his mouth shuts instantly, and its his turn to feel regret. He swallows hard and suddenly his anger is gone. It dissipates faster than the blink of an eye, because Katsuki is just staring at him. There’s a hint of saddness and something close to realization painted all over his face. “K-Kacchan I didn’t mean-”

“So you think I’d do that? ” Katsuki isn’t yelling anymore.  Just speaking softly, more to himself than his boyfriend.  “You really think I’d throw a punch at your fuckin face..?”

“No. Kacchan, I didn’t mean that. I didn’t mean to say that.” Izuku’s voice is pleading, and it only becomes more weary when he sees tears beginning to wet Katsuki’s cheeks. “Kacchan, please-”

“I see. Okay. Whatever.”

Izuku is begging him more, hoping he can erase what he just said, but Katsuki is ignoring him,  brushing him off while he puts his shoes on.

Then he leaves.

 

And Izuku is sitting alone in the house now,  going through the argument that just happened, in his head.  Why did it start?  How did it escalate this far? Why would he say something like that?

Because he knows Katsuki. He loves Katsuki. He trusts him. So why did he draw back in fear? And why did he bring up the past?

Izuku hates himself more than anything right now.. he doesn’t know what to do but wait for Katsuki to come back. He has to eventually, doesn’t he? They live together. They argue all the time. Its just what goes with clashing peronalities, doesnt it? So Katsuki will come back. And Izuku will mend things.

But he doesn’t come back. Not until at least 4 am, anyway. Izuku had made his bed on the sofa, waiting for his significant other to return.

When Katsuki walks through the front door he looks at Izuku before going straight to the bedroom.  He’s tired, hes stressed, he’s cried all self hatred and anger out,  so he’s ready to talk to Izuku when he wakes. Of course, it occurs faster than he thought.

The sound of the open and close of the doors in the house stir Izuku enough to wake him. And he sits up rather quickly, searching in the darkness for the familiar face.

“Kacchan..” His voice is soft, when he enters the room, and Katsuki lifts his gaze from his hands to the other. Izuku keeps his distance, while he watches. “..Kacchan..I’m really–”

“Deku. I’ve thought things through.”

There’s silence between them. Its only a few moments,  but to Izuku it feels like an eternity. “..We should break up. ”

Suddenly everything is going blurry. Izuku blinks his eyes once, trying to clear his vision–blinks again, because its still all a blur. When he blinks a third time, thats when he feels the hot tears start spilling down his cheeks and he realizes that he’s crying. 

Katsuki is avoiding eye contact as he speaks.  “Clearly we don’t trust each other as much as we thought.  I don’t blame you.  I hurt you so fuckin bad before. I thought you were crazy for even wanting to date me. I thought things could really work between us.. But you made it kinda obvious today that there’s still distrust and uncertainty.  So.. yeah. We should just end it now. There’s others that’re more deserving of you. Todoroki likes you.  Mirio does. Iida, might.  You got an endless list really. So do you really need me?”

There’s more silence. Katsuki is rubbing at his neck slowly, keeping on his ‘cool’ act. Though he can only manage to keep it up as long as he looks anywhere but at the one before him.

“No.. No,  Kacchan, please..” Izuku says between sobs. His hands are up against his face, so his words are coming out muffled. “I don’t want you to leave-I don’t want to leave you! I’m sorry for what I said,  I don’t know what made me say it!” He coughs a bit,  before continuing. “I love you. I trust you-  I didn’t mean to hurt you.. when we argue, sometimes I can’t help but remember back then. And it isn’t because I don’t trust you,  its just out of habit.. and when I said what I did.. It was stupid.  I’m stupid!” He shakes his head pulls his hands away from his face, finally looking at Katsuki. “Im so sorry.. I’m an idiot..”

Katsuki is watching him now. And he’d be a huge liar if he said it didn’t hurt to see Izuku crying like that. He can’t help but think he’s taking things too far, but despite Izuku apologizing now, he had to have meant what he said.  He doesn’t have the trust Katsuki thought he did. He’s afraid that Katsuki will hurt him. He thinks Katsuki will turn back to what he was.

“..Sorry, Deku.” He says. “..I just think it’d be better to stay apart.”

He leaves it at that.

Izuku continues trying to talk to him–trying to make things right.  He has to fix what he broke, because surely this isnt going to be their last fight. Katsuki is only saying this because he’s upset. They’re going to fix it– Izuku is going to fix it.

But days start to pass, and they don’t see each other.

Katsuki took majority of his things and left. He’s staying with Kirishima, and despite Izuku’s efforts to talk to him, there’s no luck.

Weeks pass.

There’s not a moment when Izuku isn’t thinking about Katsuki, and vice versa. Izuku is starting to lose hope, starting to think that its really over.

 

He’s sitting on his own in the living room one evening, when he hears a knock on the door. He stands himself up,  expecting Ochako to be there because he had invited her over for a bit. ( Anything to help get his mind off things.)

But when he opens that door and looks,it isn’t her.

Izuku’s eyes widen slightly, tears starting to fill them.

Katsuki is standing there, bag slinging over his shoulder. He’s looking down at the ground, trying to figure out what words to say.

“Deku.” He adjusts his stance,  before glancing up finally.  “…Deku, I’m sorry.. I was being a bastard by ignoring you. I love you … do you wanna take me back?”

Izuku isn’t wasting another moment before his arms are thrown around the other.   He’s letting out a sob,  as he buries his face into Katsuki’s chest. “D-don’t apologize-  its all my fault!  I hurt you and I’m the one who should be sorry–”

“Shh..” Katsuki lifts a hand up and sets it into the curly green locks,  stroking them gently.  “We both were wrong.. and.. After takin time to think about it,  I realized if you’re still feelin afraid it isn’t your fault.. you’re doin your best.  And that just means.. I gotta try harder too. We’re gonna get better.”

Izuku nods,  sniffling. A small smile forms on his lips and his voice is muffled.

“Okay, Kacchan.. okay… I love you. I’m sorry..”

“Me too.. I’m sorry and I love you too.” Then he kisses the top of his head.

The Chamber of Secrets, a summary
  • Dobby: Harry Potter must not go to Hogwarts!
  • Harry: The fuck are you Hogwarts4lyfe
  • Dobby: *Pudding crashes and burns worse than Snape's love life*
  • Uncle Vernon: HARRY DIDJA PUT YER NAME IN THE GOBLET AHV FYA- I mean *clears throat* NO FOOD FOR YOU BITCH WELCOME TO CONCENTRATION CAMP DURSLEY
  • Harry: fuck
  • Ron: *mass breakout*
  • Vernon: *falls out window*
  • Fred'n'George: sup
  • Mrs. Weasley: BoYs YaLl DoNe It NoW GeT yo SoRrY AsSeS oVeR HeRe- except you Harry nothing's ever your fault an btw thanks for almost getting my son killed last year
  • Ginny: *highkey stalker*
  • Floo powder: lol you thought things would go right in your life
  • Draco: *exists*
  • Harry: He'S FuCkInG Up tO SoMeThInG
  • Hagrid: *saves Harry from being raped*
  • Hermione: sup
  • Lockhart: OMG IT'S HARRY POTTER HERE TO BOOST MY HALLWAY CRED- I mean- *coughs* you have a few fans yourself, I hear- HERETAKEMYBOOKSTAKETHEMALL
  • Lucius: *is an ass*
  • Aurthur: *fights a bitch*
  • Lucius: *here have this book it's pretty and talks to you but be careful it may possess you*
  • Platform 9 3/4: *is an ass*
  • Ron: Let's just take the flying car illegally instead of just owling Hogwarts or waiting for my parents
  • Harry: k
  • Car: *eighties action music*
  • Harry: can you hear that?
  • Ron: we must be getting close!
  • Harry: hold on-
  • *music grows louder*
  • Hogwarts express with Thomas face on it: DUN DUN DUN DUUN DUN DUN, DUUUUN
  • Car: *crashes*
  • Tree: *is an ass*
  • McGonagall: Idfc just go away here have a sandwich
  • Hermione: sup
  • Shit: hello friends
  • Wall: ThE ChAmBeR Of SeCreTS HaS BeEN OPenEd EnEmIeS oF The HeiR BeWArE
  • Mrs. Norris: hanging by noose from ceiling
  • Harry Ron and Hermione: *are there*
  • Filch: Y'all killed my cat IMMA KILL YA
  • Dumbledore: Bruh you accusing the great Harry Potter?!? If it was anyone else I wouldn't care but since it's Harry SHUT UP
  • Malfoy: *is a slithery Slytherin*
  • Harry: He's the heir
  • Hermione: *starts making potion*
  • Myrtle: *moans*
  • Colin: *takes pictures of Harry*
  • Harry: ew fuck stop
  • Lockhart: StOp YoU cAn'T bE MoRe PopUlAr thAn mE- I mean *coughs* it's unwise to hand out pictures until you're as famous as me
  • Harry: *gets detention* *is worse than Umbridge's blood quill* *hears hissing* *doesn't suspect it could be a snake which is the animal that hisses*
  • Hermione and Ron: sup
  • Harry: can you hear that
  • Ron and Hermione: wtf no you must be insane
  • Harry: lol tru
  • Lockhart: *has dueling club*
  • Snape: *kicks his ass with the disarming spell*
  • Lockhart: totally meant for that to happen now give me a moment while I restart my heart
  • Hermione: *is killed by Millicent but somehow manages to get a hair*
  • Snape: Harry fight Draco
  • Harry and Draco: *fight*
  • Draco: *snakeness intensifies*
  • Harry: (to snake) bruh calm down mate
  • Snake: k
  • Snape: *kills snake*
  • Ernie: Bruh you tryina kill me
  • Harry: lol no but I should asshole
  • Ron: Harry why didn't you tell me you had a completely dead ability when you didn't even know it existed or that it was rare
  • Harry: idk snakes are cool
  • Person: *petrified*
  • Teachers: maybe we should give a shit
  • Dumbledore: lol nope
  • Quidditch: *happens*
  • Draco: training for the ballet, Potter?
  • Harry: *trains for ballet* *breaks arm*
  • Lockhart: OMG GET OUT OF MY WAY I HAVE TI HEAL HARRY IT WILL BOST MY READERSHIP I mean *coughs* I've done this a thousand times
  • Harry's Arm: *is bendy*
  • Harry: *goes to infirmary* *hears extremely important information*
  • Polyjuice: *happens*
  • Draco: blah blah blah mud blood blah blah blah poor blah blah blah whydoesntpotterloveme
  • Draco: *isnt heir*
  • Harry and Ron: well shit *get the hell outta doge*
  • Hermione: *is cat*
  • Harry: *finds moist book in a girl's bathroom* Imma take this
  • Harry: *ignores more murderous hissing*
  • Diary: hello friend no more sadness today
  • Harry: seems legit
  • Diary: here look at this memory I'm Tom Riddle
  • Harry: k
  • Memory: *happens*
  • Harry: boi why da fk you lyin
  • Hagrid: *is taken to Azkaban because we needed to introduce it for the next book*
  • Harry and Ron: *follow spiders*
  • Spider dude: We do not speak the name of the giant snake in your pipes now excuse me while my children murder you
  • Car: *is real hero of the story*
  • Hermione: *is petrified*
  • Harry and Ron: Shit
  • Hermione: *has clue casually hidden in her hand but takes weeks to find*
  • Harry: ohh it's a Basilisk dats why I can hear it
  • Ginny: *is taken*
  • Professors: *finally give a shit*
  • Lockhart: lol nope
  • Harry: lol yup
  • Myrtle: yah that sink with the snake on it. I mean, it would've been helpful to tell you about it before but whatever have fun
  • Harry: k thx
  • Myrtle: Harry when you die you should stay in here and fuck me
  • Ron: bye bitch
  • Harry: *hisses*
  • Draco: *in dungeons* *gets boner*
  • Chamber: *is opened*
  • Lockhart: I LOVE YOU HARRY! I mean- *coughs* say goodbye to your memories imma just take credit for your stories like I did for erryone else
  • *uses Ron's broken wand* *hits himself* *cavern collapses conveniently blocking Ron and Douchehart on one side and Harry on the other*
  • Ron: lol rip
  • Harry: k bye
  • Ginny: *is almost dead*
  • Harry: shit
  • Tom: *is hot* *appears menacingly*
  • Harry: sup Tom wanna help
  • Tom: lol nope *takes Harry's wand*
  • Harry: Bruh give me my wand
  • Tom: Snakey go kill this twelve year old
  • Harry: *runs*
  • Snake: *is blinded by random phoenix*
  • Harry: *stabs snake with magic sword* *gets bit* *stabs book*
  • Ginny: sup omg Harry that look like it hurts
  • Harry: *gives speech*
  • Fawkes: *cries*
  • Harry: yay I'm healed
  • Fawkes: gets them past all the boulders magically
  • All: *are free*
  • Dobby: *socks are lyfe*
  • Harry: *roast*
  • Credits: *roll*
Okay, but

Why does nobody ever talk about the toilet paper?

I mean just look at him

He’s so happy

How could you say no to that face?

I CAN’T HANDLE HOW CUTE THIS FUCKING TOILET PAPER IS JUST  L O O K  A T  H I M

He’s even cute when he’s scared shitless

HE EVEN EMBRACES WITH THE BEER WHEN CHIPS IS BEING MURDERED LIKE HOW CUTE IS THIS

I SHIP IT

He’s so pure

Shit said in Discord at 1 AM Starter Pack
  • who needs coffee WITH LEGS LIKE THESE
  • what cup of coffee are you on now?
  • WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  • HIT ME. DO IT. I’LL JUST ENJOY IT.
  • Muda the birb
  • think of the C H I L D R E N
  • THIS AIN’T ONE OF YOUR KINK STREAMS
  • the fucks a pg
  • I TAKE NO RESPONSABILITY FOR THIS
  • PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
  • IM NOT BREAKING THE RURUS
  • pg stands for pro Gatorade
  • THE RURRRRRRRUS
  • IM SETTING YOUR GAY CHICKEN ON FIRE
  • now they’re flamin
  • OBAY THE RURUS
  • WE’RE HAVING CHICKEN WINGS TONIGHT BOIS
  • okay but what about roasting the birb
  • no burn it down
  • beef and wry
  • wryyyyyyyyyyyying the birds neck
  • im scared now
  • AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  • WHAT IS HAPPENING
  • YOOOO OO O O
  • aeiou
  • Y E L L I N G
  • WE NEED AN ADULT
  • SCREAMS IN PORTUGUESE
  • YOU GOTTA DO IT WITH MORE PASSION
  • AGGRESSIVE  S C R E A M I N G
  • DO WHAT YOUR AGE DICTATES
  • I wad awoken my screaming
  • Floof save me
  • JOHN MADDEN
  • BE THE ADULT WE NEED
  • WAKE ME UP INSIDE
  • ILL GET THE FIRE
  • We have the chicken
  • LET’S ROAST THE BIRB
  • i neED TO SLEEP
  • I HAVE COFFEE
  • I’M ACTUALLY HURTING JESUS CHRIST
  • WHAT THE FUCK IS A SLEEP
  • this is terrifying
  • I’M FINE. AND WHEN I SAY I’M FINE I ACTUALLY MEAN ASDFGHJKLDSDFGHJKL
  • SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • SLEEP IS FOR HUMANS. IM A GOD.
  • same tho
  • ONE DAY
  • W A K E  M E  U P
  • A E S T H E T I C S
  • yall need to chill
  • shoooooooooooooooooshpapapapapapapapapappaapap at everyone
  • HERE COME DAT BOI OH SHIT
  • CHILL. WHAT IS CHILL.
  • YOU get a house, YOU get a house, EVERYONE gets a house
  • DAS A GOOD SONG
  • DONT TWIGS
  • DONT SAY SHIT ILL GET YELLED AT
  • softly whispers john madden
  • WE’RE ALL PROBABLY GONNA END UP GETTING KICKED
  • what the frickle frack
  • JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN CENA
  • BRING A FUCKING TORCH. BY ALL THAT IS GOD DAMN HOLY BRING A TORCH. THE TORCH WILL SAVE YOU FROM HELL.
  • TODKETE
  • JEEZ LA WEEZ IT’S THE TRUTH
  • help
  • since when is ____ a secret waifu?
  • first of all, no
  • im a fucking shrub
  • i’m dying squirtle
  • shrugs and accepts the hell
  • tis good. tis good.
  • im just twigs. twigs the NATURE GOD.
  • awwww the chain broke
  • BURN THEM ALONG WITH THE CHICKEN
  • SACRIFICE ____ FOR THE DARK OVERLORDS
  • Now we need goats blood
  • aight how about Repoio
  • I HAVE NO BONES
  • All must be purged.
  • I come from heaven
  • im from actual Hell on earth
  • NINTH CIRCLE BOIS
  • burns in hell in spanish
  • im disappointed in myself
  • WHAT’S A HELL TO A NON-BELIEVER
  • I’M 100/MEXICO 100% REAL NO FEIK
  • THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BURNING MY FOREST
  • The only spanish I bothered to learn was telling ____ to eat a dick
  • we are going on an adventure
  • WE BOTH COME FROM BURRITO LAND
  • carpet hurts your elbows; life lesson of the day
  • LET ME LOVE YOU
  • BIOCOKCATOO
  • Sizzle in Heck
  • set the gay birb on fire
  • i think we’ve all reached the point of just,,, memes
  • pls no set bird on fire
  • what happens in the ball stays in the ball
  • sometimes i stare at the ceiling and look at the fan for five minutes
  • SET THE DAMN GAY BIRB ABLAZED
  • ILL GET THE DEEP FRYER
  • I don’t know basic geography
  • THE PACT HAS BEEN MADE
  • ALSO CAN I THROW A DUMB GHOSTDOLL
  • HOLLA HOLLA GET $
  • you people fucking scare me
  • WE ARE NUMBER ONE?
  • ILL GET THE BLADES OF THE DARK MOON
  • I’M GONNA FIND YOU AND GIFT YOU SOME CARNE
  • A E S T H E T I C  W A H
  • 22 soon to be 23 LOSER
  • SMOOTH IS BORING TRUST ME
  • what is going on i left for like a second
  • WE’RE GOING TO GAY BABY JAIL OH GOD
  • GAME OGRE
  • d e s t r o y
  • Young punks…..get off my lawn
  • I have a heavy blunt instrument, don’t make me swing this hammer
  • Did somebody say dragons?
  • oh you’re all doomed now
  • EVERYONE SCATTER
  • Plunger adventure was a bust.
  • PREPARE YO INVISIBILITY SPELL
  • I’M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL
  • lol, reinforcements!
  • Shit who called the cops
  • I ACCEPT MY FATE
  • E V E R Y  P E R S O N  F O R  T H E M S E L V E S
  • looking out over a sea of shitposting partially-toddlers
  • We were much classier than that
  • may I share some memes?
  • rolly polly fockbolly
  • RATTLE ME BONES
  • i want the dankest memes
  • I’m trusting you to play Meme Machine at some point
  • I’M A MEMER WITH STANDARDS
  • get me off mister bones’s wild ride
  • “the last meme of 2015″ was the last meme of 2015 we cannot have a meme rerun
  • can somebody lend me a bode saw
  • praise the sun
  • how can we all be real if our eyes aren’t real
  • I LEAVE FOR ONE SECOND AND PEOPLE IS PUNCHING LEMONS
10

“I told a lie. When I said to stay with me, I did not mean as eunuch. Then why did I say that to you? I questioned myself endlessly every night and now I found my answer.”

EXO’s Reaction to You Eating Their Food

Xiumin:

Xiumin would be…put out, to say the least. Not particularly confrontational, he wouldn’t address you about it, but you could tell he was irritated over something. When you asked him why he was moody, he would calmly explain that you should ask before you take somebody else’s food.

Chen:

Before Chen went to the fridge to get out his missing food, you stopped him and apologized, confessing you couldn’t control yourself and ate his food. “Wow, that’s really mature of you,” he’d say in an annoyed tone, before grabbing something else to eat.

Baekhyun:

Baekhyun would take a more light-hearted approach to confronting you about his missing leftovers. When you admitted to eating them, he’d whine dramatically, throwing himself on the floor in despair. “Jagiiiiii, I was going to eat thoooooose!”

Chanyeol:

Chanyeol would act indifferent when you apologized for eating his food, but you could tell he was a bit disappointed. His lack of anger or real emotion made you feel worse, and you bought him his favorite snack to make up for it.

Lay:

Though Lay would be a bit sad that he wasn’t able to eat it, he’d immediately ask if you had liked it. When you sheepishly said yes, he’d smile brightly. “Well, I’m glad one of us enjoyed it then,” he’d say, his words sincere.

D.O:

You didn’t tell D.O you had eaten his food, waiting for him to find out himself and come to you–which he did. He’d quietly ask if you had eaten it, knowing it was his, and when you said yes he’d just sigh and shake his head. He’d quickly forgive you for the incident, but he wouldn’t forget it.

Suho:

The last thing Suho would want to do is make you feel bad, but he wasn’t good at hiding his emotions. You could tell he was put out when you told him, as he had been looking forward to eating his food all day. You made sure to take him out to dinner to apologize, and his sweet smile was back before you knew it.

Kai:

Kai is rather “into” his food, so though he wouldn’t get angry over the situation, he definitely wasn’t impressed with your actions. “Why..why would you eat my food if you know it’s mine?” he asked, confused as to why you couldn’t of eaten something else. That night you made sure to make it up to him, and the incident was forgotten.

Sehun:

Sehun wouldn’t make a big deal out of it, accepting your apology and moving on. Always passive aggressive, he wouldn’t pass up an opportunity to “accidentally” eat your food or finish your drinks for the next few days.

my evangeline,

i did something i already regret. but, itll help me and you.

i said goodbye.

and, its going to fucking suck, not hearing your voice over the phone and not seeing your smile when we facetime. but it will be better for both of us. i can get clean. you can further your relationship with greg. you can be happier and healthier and ill find someone eventually.

my heart will always yearn for you, but it’ll learn to distract itself from the smell of your hair or the way your eyes flutter when you laugh.

ill find someone. you’ll find someone too. hell, maybe its greg.

youre still my evangeline.

i’ll still write to you.

you still mean more to me than life.

its better for both of us. i love you, but i can let myself be poisoned anymore, regardless on if you mean to or not. have fun with greg. i really hope he stays as amazing as you say he is.

-isaac, who’s still your guardian angel.

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anonymous asked:

Hi there! Alright so I can't remember if I've already sent this request in (I've actually requested this from a few other blogs as well, just to see what they come up with) but how about The rfa crew (and v+saeran if you do them) where they find out MC sleeps in the nude usually?

Hi anon! 

Here’s your request, hope you like it!


Yoosung

  • this poor boy
  • MC are you trying to give him a heart attack?
  • or a boner?
  • bc he definitely has a boner right now
  • thanks MC
  • he was definitely not expecting that
  • so when he sees MC
  • naked
  • in his bed
  • waiting for him
  • he looses it
  • he excuses himself and flees to the bathroom
  • it takes him a while to get back to the bedroom
  • and when he does
  • MC notices his face is as red as a pepper
  • she tries to put some clothes on
  • but Yoosung stopps her
  • our innocent boy isn’t so innocent after all

Zen

  • “MC please put some clothes on”
  • “Are you trying to awake the beast, MC?”
  • “MC please”
  • ofc MC ignores him
  • is she trying to give him a hard time?
  • well, something is definitely hard
  • it looks like someone is going to stay up all night
  • happy, MC?
  • “You tease!” he says, before joinig MC in their bed
  • *insert censored scene here*

Jumin

  • at first, he doesn’t get it
  • he bought MC a lot of pajamas sets, lingerie and other stuff
  • and yet she wants to sleep naked
  • he doesn’t really mind though
  • he kinda likes it, actually
  • who wouldn’t?
  • he loves snuggling as close as possible to MC
  • touching her skin while she’s sleeping
  • making her shiver
  • he has an incredibly amount of self control tho
  • so in never ends up in sex
  • well, almost never

Jaehee

  • she’s constantly worried
  • how can MC not be cold right now?
  • it’s literally freezing out there and yet she’s naked
  • “You’ll catch a cold, MC”
  • and MC does actually catch a cold
  • told you so
  • since then, she forces MC to wear something before going to sleep
  • and MC can’t do anything but obey
  • but sometimes
  • she manages to sneak under the covers naked
  • “Jaehee, I have a surprise for you!”
  • well, she was definitely surprised

707/Saeyoung

  • this boy likes to sleep naked as well
  • so he can’t really say anything to MC
  • except for the fact that he’s very happy
  • bc you know, without clothes it’s easier to do certain things
  • if you know what i mean
  • he absolutely loves laying naked with MC without doing anything
  • just the usual stuff
  • chatting, laughing, cuddling
  • expecially k i s s i n g 

V

  • well, it’s not as if he can actually see MC’s body
  • cuz he’s blind
  • but when he finds out, he starts wondering how could she be confortable sleeping that way
  • “I mean, MC, aren’t you cold?”
  • “Is it okay if I come closer?”
  • “May I touch you?
  • he’s just so loving and caring and omg i love him so much
  • he would never ask MC to sleep with clothes on, not even if he was feeling extremely unconfortable
  • we don’t deserve him

Saeran

  • this boy doesn’t care at all
  • he likes sleeping next to a naked MC, of course
  • but it’s not like he’s actually bothered by the way she is un/dressed
  • he loves to hold MC in his arms
  • bc this little angel doesn’t want her to get cold
  • but he will never admit it
  • this one time, though
  • he was holding MC close to him
  • and something awkward happened
  • he stood still, without even breathing, hoping MC wouldn’t notice
  • but ofc she did notice
  • “Do you need help with that?”
  • shut up MC you’re embarassing him

So, uhm, yes. I’m back!

I’ve had a few problems with tumblr - where “problems” means that I couldn’t log in from my pc but only from my mobile, but i can’t write requests from mobile so… yeah.

Anyway, i’m back now, so don’t worry haha nobody was worried you idiot :D


As always, feedback is appreciated!

anonymous asked:

Not wearing the beanie isn't about being happy. It's about being vulnerable, something Jug chose to do with Betty. (he did not choose to have his beanie off in that scene with Archie; Archie surprised him after he had just showered...he chose to take off hit hat with Betty because even though it's scary to be intimate and vulnerable with someone, she matters to him and their relationship matters to him enough to face his fears)

ummmmm i know that not wearing his hate is supposed to be him being vulnerable. however, like just about every lice scene it felt like jug was just doing it for betty’s sake. 

i mean, in this episode in general it’s obvious that betty doesn’t really know jughead or cares about what he wants/feels (this is also something we see in the scene in 1x08 where jug says he’s ashamed of himself and betty’s p much like ‘… lmao k.’). she has know idea when his birthday is, throws him a party even though he hates them, invites fp (his deadbeat dad who has caused a lot of problems for him), etc. she made him feel bad about what he wanted to do. 

meanwhile, archie wasn’t a total saint, he did end up going through with the party; but i think thats bc of his parents divorce. he still thought it wasn’t a good idea and knew that jughead didn’t want this (he warned betty like 1000000 times). besides, the whole ‘i don’t wanna be a third wheel’ and ‘she’s your girlfriend now jug’ was giving me a huge jealous vibe- he’s not in a very good place. 

so in that scene where jughead is fighting with betty, i think we finally see how he truly feels about the relationship. he feels like some pet project to betty, that she’s trying to change him in an unhealthy way. he was fucking pissed and i think that’s super valid, and he had no intentions of fixing it after chuck exposed betty (which yeah was a shitty thing to do but betty literally almost murdered him i dont feel too bad). to me, it seemed like he only talked to betty bc fp told him to. and then, betty made the whole thing about her and her dark sided shit. sure, he was vulnerable, but betty didn’t respect that or try to help/understand.

so yes, archie stumbled upon jug when he was in a vulnerable state (physically, as in w/out his hat and shirtless, and mentally, as in he’s homeless and feels alone– which is a lot more vulnerable than his scene w/ betty) but jughead doesn’t seem uncomfortable at all. in fact, he’s smiling and even seems relieved. jughead isn’t afraid to be vulnerable or himself around archie (or ‘weird’ as he told betty).  and then he goes on to tell him the shit that’s been going on in his life and archie actually listens and tries to help, unlike betty who made it about her.

so yeah, he was vulnerable around both betty and archie. but with betty it was reluctant, jughead was doing it so that he didn’t lose her bc everyone keeps saying shes good for him even though she doesn’t consider his feelings– and when he is vulnerable around her she doesn’t seem to care. archie cares that jughead was vulnerable, that he told archie his problems and actually tries to help. jughead is at ease around archie, being himself. meanwhile jughead feels ashamed of who he is around betty and is always supporting betty or doing things for her without getting any support back.