when i saw this i had to

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mama does not condone cursing (´∀`)

inspired by this that was inspired by this lol

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cinnamon roll /ˈsɪnəmən rəʊl/ 
noun
   1. Salim from American Gods

Hello yes my heart is ready to be taken

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3x04 | 5x12

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(image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter)

I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT OF ROTTING FLESH???

Admittedly, I am easily won over by all organisms that attract flies with the scent of rotting flesh. But the octopus stinkhorn (Clathrus archeri) also has tentacles, a freaky egg stage, and blackish goop, so it’s my favorite now.

Shame on me for having this in the drafts for like 5 months and never posting it