when i rp


@thisshouldbegayer and I just began a mermaid AU, and I don’t know where it’s going, but this is how it started.

excuse me, excuse me attention please. i am desperately searching for some laid back ass plots and partners. i’m talking texts and chats and messaging back and forth bc yes we love our chars and our plot but we are just too damn busy or we can’t get in the right mindset to write something perfect rn. partners i can hc with in the middle of the night bc we have sO MANY IDEAS that may become a reality but there’s no rush for it. you know what i mean? like yes let’s start a para one day but while i put off writing (bc i’m lazy af or at work or you’re busy or dealing with life) let’s have them texting or a little gif chat or phone call. let’s start a dozen different plots and pairings (bc we always take on too many) and there’s no rush. let’s be scattered and start multiple paras at a time and some are long and some aren’t and it’s just no big deal. just something fun and relaxed where there’s no need to feel bad ab not having a ton of muse or time. am i making sense. come to me pls.

There is a difference between making friends through RP and making friends for RP.

If you lose interest in someone entirely when they don’t want to/can’t RP at the moment then please don’t pretend to be buddy-buddy with them when they want to/can.

If you’re going to be friends with someone, be friends with them. Not their Muse.

another one of those roleplayer ask meme things
  1. your favorite face claims
  2. your least favorite face claims
  3. face claims that you are dying to use
  4. face claims that you are dying to play against
  5. your favorite original-verse oc (or one of your favorites)
  6. your favorite fandom oc (or one of your favorites)
  7. your favorite oc who isn’t yours (or one of your favorites)
  8. your favorite fandom character to have played
  9. a fandom character who you would really like to play
  10. a fandom character who you would like to interact with
  11. an rpg that meant a lot to you
  12. an rpg that you’re excited about
  13. an rpg that you’d like to create
  14. your favorite rp friendship
  15. your favorite rp otp
  16. your favorite rp notp
  17. your favorite rp family relationship
  18. your favorite rp universe/world
  19. your favorite non-playable character
  20. your first rp character
  21. your latest rp character
  22. a plot that you’d like to play out
  23. a real-world setting that you’d like to use as the setting of a plot
  24. your favorite rp genre
  25. a quote you’d like to use to build a character on
  26. a song you’d like to use to build a character on
  27. a song you’d like to use to build an rp relationship on

“And then he called me a stupid cactus! Would you believe that?”
“I know right?! Just because I’m a succulent doesn’t mean I’m some stupid cactus!”

Ochara likes to associate himself with roses because of having thorns and feeling important and gets angry really fast when someone points out the truth. Then again pretty much everything makes him angry, he’s worse than an angsty teenager and just complains about everything ever. Others like to make fun of him because of how easy is to make him angry :>

Ewoqi is mute, so he can’t exactly talk back, but for some reason still tolerates Ochara and enjoys his very undemanding company.

Studio Ghibli & Mr. Miyazaki starters

- suggested by Anonymous and pulled from various films/sources

  • “You cannot alter your fate. However, you can rise to meet it”
  • “A heart’s a heavy burden”
  • “I’ve got something I want to protect - it’s you”
  • “I think we ought to live happily ever after”
  • “Once you’ve met someone, you never really forget them. It just takes a while for your memories to return”
  • “It will protect you. It’s made from the threads your friends wove together”
  • “Nothing that happens is ever forgotten, even if you can’t remember it”
  • “We need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes, it’s not easy”
  • “I make friends, then suddenly I can’t bear to be with any of them”
  • “Here’s another curse: may all your bacon burn!”

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’ Call it what you will… fate… destiny… ’
’ You smell that? Take a deep breath through the nose. ’
’ Really let that seep in. ’
’ What are you getting? ’
’ Your thoughts? ’
’ I don’t know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. ’
’ I could get used to a view like this. ’
’ Yep, I’m used to it. Guys I want a castle. ’
’ Great. Now I’m the bad guy. ’
’ Look in that mirror. ’
’ I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady. ’
’ Oh look, you’re here too. ’
’ Skip the drama, stay with Mama! ’
’ This is the story of how I died. ’
’ Don’t worry, this is actually a very fun story and the truth is, it isn’t even mine. ’
’ Oh… oh no… where is my satchel? ’
’ I’ve hidden it. Somewhere you’ll never find it. ’
’ It’s in that pot, isn’t it? ’
’ I’m just teasing! ’
’ How you manage to do that every single day without fail! ’
’ It looks absolutely exhausting, darling! ’
’ Then I don’t know why it takes so long. ’
’ Oh, it’s nothing. ’
’ Who are you, and how did you find me? ’
’ I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you. ’
’ May I just say… Hi. How ya doin’? ’
’ You were my new dream. ’
’ You should know that this is the strangest thing I’ve ever done! ’
’ Let’s just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn’t like me! ’
’ How ‘bout best two out of three? ’
’ Who’s that? ’
’ They don’t like me. ’
’ Too weak to handle myself out there, huh, ______? ’
’ Go. Live your dream. ’
’ Your dream stinks. I was talking to her. ’
’ I was saying tomorrow is a really big day, and you didn’t really respond. ’
’ I distinctly remember, your birthday was last year. ’
’ No no no, can’t be. ’
’ That’s the funny thing about birthdays, they’re kind of an annual thing. ’
’ You know how I feel about the mumbling. ’
’ Blah blah blah blah blah, it’s very annoying! ’
’ I’m just teasing, you’re adorable. ’
’ I love you so much, darling. ’
’ Let me just get this straight. ’
’ I take you to see the lanterns, bring you back home, and you’ll give me back my satchel? ’
’ When I promise something, I never ever break that promise. ’
’ I didn’t want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. ’
’ This is kind of an off-day for me. This doesn’t normally happen. ’
’ Fine! I’ll take you to see the lanterns. ’
’ You broke my smolder. ’
’ Here comes the smolder. ’
’ This is bad, this is very very bad, this is really bad… ’
’ They just can’t get my nose right! ’
’ Who cares? ’
’ Well, it’s easy for you to say… ’
’ The party lasted an entire week, and honestly, I don’t remember most of it. ’
’ I’ve been dreaming about them my entire life! ’
’ Haven’t any of you ever had a dream? ’
’ What’s your dream? ’
’ Sorry, boys. I don’t sing. ’
’ Well, I hope you’re here to apologize. ’
’ I have something for you too. ’
’ I should have given it to you before, but I was scared. ’
’ And the thing is, I’m not scared anymore. ’
’ You know what I mean? ’
’ All right, okay, give me a boost, and I’ll pull you up. ’
’ I just… I can’t believe that after all we’ve been through together, you don’t… trust me? ’
’ Sorry… my hands are full. ’
’ I’ve been looking out of a window for eighteen years. ’
’ And what if it is? What do I do then? ’
’ What if it’s not everything I dreamed it would be? ’
’ Well, that’s the good part I guess. ’
’ You get to go find a new dream. ’
’ That’s a lot of hair. ’
’ Oh, now they’re just being mean. ’
’ I can’t believe I did this! ’
’ I mean, what she doesn’t know won’t kill her, right? ’
’ I have made the decision to trust you. ’
’ So, what do you want with my hair? To cut it? ’
’ Listen, the only thing I want to do with your hair is to get out of it… ’
’ I have a big surprise! ’
’ Did I ever tell you I’ve got a thing for brunettes? ’
’ Is it ruffians? Thugs? Have they come for me? ’
’ Stay calm. It can probably smell fear. ’
’ You should see your faces because you look - ’
’ I didn’t see that coming. ’
’ But I know what the big question is? ’
’ So! Hey can I ask you something? ’
’ Because I’m not gonna lie, that would be stupendous… ’
’ Is there any chance that I’m going to get super strength in my hand? ’
’ Oh. Sorry yes, just… lost in thought I guess. ’
’ Whoaaaa! Somebody get me a glass! ’
’ Frying pans… who knew, right? ’
’ Sorry! Just, don’t… don’t freak out. ’
’ Is that blood in your mustache? ’
’ Look at all the blood in his mustache! ’
’ I can’t help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself here. ’
’ Now, I’m only picking up bits and pieces here, of course. ’
’ A little rebellion, a little adventure, that’s good. Healthy, even. ’
’ I mean, this is serious stuff. ’
’ But let me ease your conscience. This is part of growing up. ’
’ You’re way over thinking this, trust me. ’
’ I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m letting you out of the deal. ’
’ What is it going to take for me to get my satchel back? ’
’ You can’t tell anyone about this, okay? ’
’ Well, I’ve gotta say, I didn’t know you had that in you back there. ’
’ Now, I know I’m not supposed to mention the hair. ’
’ Frankly, I’m too scared to ask about the frog. ’
’ If you want to see the lanterns so badly, why haven’t you gone before? ’
’ Why would you ask such a ridiculous question? ’
’ I’ve spent my entire life hiding from people who would use me for my power… ’
’ That criminal is to be hanged for his crimes. ’
’ Hmm. I have magic hair that glows when I sing. ’
a multi-muse survey
  • name of your favorite muse: input answer here
  • name of your very first muse: input answer here
  • name of your meanest muse: input answer here
  • name of your nicest muse: input answer here
  • name of your most troubled muse: input answer here
  • character you have the most muse for atm: input answer here
  • two of your muses that would never get along: input answer here
  • two of your muses that could be best friends: input answer here
  • two of your muses that would make a cute couple: input answer here
  • two of your muses that are most similar: input answer here
  • name of the muse you’d be best friends with irl: input answer here
  • name of the muse you’d probably hate irl: input answer here
  • a faceclaim you’ve been eager to use: input answer here
DA:I Codex Entry blog with Codex Topic Directory?

So I’ve been wanting to make a blog with every DAI codex available and organized in a way that makes it easy for writers/lore nerds to navigate quickly.

I’ve been thinking of doing this for a while. It would be slow going because I would have to actually play through the game from the beginning once again and be very meticulous about searching, but I think it would be useful for fic writers, rpers and lore nerds.

The wiki isn’t reliable and doesn’t have every codex entry available so it’d be nice. I would have to come up with a directory that is well organized according to codex topics, play the game again, come up with user friendly tags, search every nook and cranny of southern Thedas, etc.

I think a clean directory sorted by topic would be nice for people who just need quick information if they are writing lore, rp or fanfic. Specific tags and a tag list would also be used. Then you could just go to the elfy shit you need, or the dwarven shit you need, or a specific character, or specific history and on and on.

It’d be a HUGE undertaking, but if people are patient while I gather info it would be worth it. Also, I could have asks/submissions open if people need more info about something or can’t find a particular codex they need.

Would anyone be interested in this blog?


🙄So we just finished another shoot and they called her again to postpone the competition, this is the 3rd time they did this btw so Na’na is getting a little annoyed at this point. Don’t mind her aggy face though, she won’t be like this for long. I’m gonna take her out for lunch because just like me, I know food will cheer her up, especially AUTHENTIC tacos and chicken rice bowls!!!😊 Have a good day baby’s!!!!!😘

Infomercial Quotes Starters

Feel free to change pronouns and such!

  • “Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
  • “But wait, there’s more!”
  • “You can do it!”
  • “Now I’m going to put my foot underneath your heel.”
  • “This is why I have such a great job.”
  • “You’re going to LOVE this.”
  • “Now they can even share clothes!”
  • “Stumbling around in the dark is dangerous.”
  • “Don’t turn on the light and wake up the whole family!”
  • “It is so simple. I love it!”
  • “You stick ‘em in your ears–gross!”
  • “Or just keep it in your pocket.”
  • “Has this ever happened to you?”
  • “Bibs aren’t just for babies!”
  • “Without me, the puzzle is incomplete.”
  • “The happy hot dog man makes a happy imprint on your hot dog!”
  • “We all end up acting like kids at dinner.”
  • “Nowhere to run?”
  • “You probably don’t have enough time to practice.”
  • “Finally, there’s a better way!”
  • “It’s embarrassing to have someone help you with your personal matters.”
  • “You just shake it back and forth!”
  • “In a matter of seconds, you feel it.”
  • “I’ve got the perfect gift.”
  • “I’m not inconsiderate.”
  • “And it smells bad, too!”
  • “The babes are back!”
  • “Parts shift, they sag, they alter, they move around…”
  • “We’ve gotta start doing something to prepare.”
  • “No, he uses the entire tree!”
  • “THAT is a bear scratch! AAAAAAHHHHH!”
  • “I can get in shape just sitting around!”
  • “Tired of standing around?”
  • “Put one in your pocket!”
  • “This is a whole can of soda.”
  • “Just rub, peel, and scrub, all at the same time!”
  • “There’s a new girl in town that can’t keep a secret!”
  • “Don’t make me eat the broccoli.”
  • “You asked her that?”
  • “Feel safe and warm in his embrace while comfortably resting your head on his chest.”
  • “I’m doing it! I’m digging it! I’m bringing it! And I’m loving it, baby!”
  • “How 'bout ice cream?”
  • “But we’re saving that one for last.”
  • “Where do you snazzy nap?”
  • “But putting up decorations takes so much time.”
  • “Neighbors will be in awe.”
  • “One wrong step and you can end up on the floor!”
  • “Tired of lunging and plunging, only to get a face full of you-know-what?”
  • “So, I’m staying at a friend’s house, and I accidentally clogged the toilet.”
  • “Clap on! Clap off!”
  • “Because it really works!”
  • “You’re about to be mesmerized.”
  • “I don’t know what it is, but it’s the coolest thing ever!”
  • “If I can do it with one finger, you can do it with your whole hand.”

I swear every time I leave NY, I leave with a new tattoo…😅

I finally got that underboob tattoo I’ve been considering for a while! But I think I’m done with tats for now haha. I’m so hyped for my San Francisco Book Signing too (Last time to lemme know if you wanna attend)! My family are gonna be there and I’m excited to see them again! *Happy Dances* ☺️💃🏽

SN: Aren’t these slippers the cutest though?? 🐶😭