Some context: I was the captain, my best friend was a mercenary, and my partner was a cleaning robot in a space pirates campaign.
I, being our adorable and bold captain, had been enjoying the local brothel when the mercenary comes in with this mind reading parrot.
DM: You see the captain, and she’s lounging on a couch with a guy in one arm and lady in the other.
Mercenary: I place the parrot on the captain’s shoulder and say “Now you’re a real captain!”
DM: (Voicing the parrot) That was the best sex I’ve ever had!! Squawk!!
Everyone loses it, and I need a few moment to process what just came out of my friends mouth.
Tl;dr: Our conservative DM said something sexual that was aimed at me and I’m still laughing.