when i neet you

anonymous asked:

Matsu and his child are home alone. How does he react when his child happily says "I want to be a neet, just like you daddy".

They prolly wouldn’t want that for their kid.

Oso- He just walks away laughing

Kara- “My child, you can do so much more with your life, don’t waste it trying to be your father”

Choro- “NO YOU CERTAINLY WILL NOT BE LIKE ME!”

Ichi- “….Ehhhhhhh no. Don’t be garbage like me.”

Jyushi- He stares at them in horror.

Todo- “No way. You have potential, don’t waste it.”

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Okay so, it probably sounds a little dumb but the Greek Godmatsus inspired me to find out how exactly those particular Gods are related. Apologies, mobile app.
I’m really uneducated when it comes to most religious and mythological history, forgive me.

If this chart is correct,
Aphrodite is the daughter of Uranus and therefore is like based auntie lol,
Zeus, Poseidon and Hades are blood brothers (that’s gotta be fun)
And Zeus fathered both Apollo and Ares, as well as everybody else lmao

Pretty interesting, huh? Pretty crazy when you apply it to our troublesome NEETs.