when i decided

Hey so uh I don’t know wtf I’m doing but @mypoorfaves posted this prompt a while ago about sick Yuuri and I decided to run with it. This is the first time I’ve ever posted a fic on Tumblr (it’s more like a drabble I guess?) About 1k. Hope you enjoy! (Also I hope the read more button works???)

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Victor never considered himself a particularly patient man. There were some things he was more willing to wait for than others: for Makkachin to give him the ball while playing fetch, for Yurio to stop yelling at him, for certain cute Japanese boys to flirt with him.

One thing Victor found, however, was that he had little to no patience for tardiness during practice.

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Do not pressure followers or partners to comment on your fics. It adds the pressure of expectancy and will make any such comment false anyway.

It’s all well and good wanting feedback for your work, looking for praise and the like is also perfectly fine, you go! Just DON’T try to force comments out of people personally.

other people: no shave november!!! (: (: (:!

me: -shaves for the first time in months during no shave november- >:) im… a rebel…

leonardo dicaprio + best screams


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*loses Steve in a store*

Dustin: don’t worry I got this guys

Dustin: *uses hand as microphone* “oh Steve’s hair? Yea he uses-”

Steve: u little shit I will disown u right now

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What do you get when you merge Giant Pants Guy and Dan’s Instagram outfit? You get a bad idea. A very bad idea.

Draco: Why haven’t you told your friends about us? I just asked Granger where you were and she asked me why I wanted to know?

Harry: Um…

Draco: Are you ashamed of me or something? Am I not good enough for you?

Harry: Wait, Draco -

Draco: If you don’t want to be my boyfriend, just say so already. I don’t enjoy dating someone who can’t even -

Harry: We’re dating!??!

Draco: What do you mean “we’re dating?” We kissed four and a half days ago.

Harry: But you never said - you never asked! How was I supposed to know?

Draco: Do you think I just go around kissing everyone? That I do it for sport or something?

Harry: No, but -

Draco: So, are you going to tell your friends I’m your boyfriend or not?

Harry: Yes. Definitely. Right away.

Draco: Thank you. Was that so hard? Merlin, it’s not like I even ask for much!

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Happy Steven Moffat appreciation day!

‘Heroes are important. History books tell us who we used to be, documentaries tell us who we are now, but heroes tell us who we want to be and a lot of our heroes depress me. But you know when they made this particular hero (The Doctor), they didn’t give him a gun, they gave him a screwdriver to fix things. And not a tank or warship or X-wing fighter. They gave him a call box from which you can call for help. And they didn’t give him a superpower or pointy ears or a heat ray. They gave him an extra heart. They give him two hearts and that’s an extraordinary thing because I don’t think there will ever be a time when we don’t need a hero like the Doctor.’

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Garret the clock-human has a dysfunction but luckily his good pal Orion the clock master helps him out 

I’m a lover not a fighter. Okay, I’m a sorcerer, but only because I couldn’t find lover in the player’s handbook