when he's not being a life ruiner

Hamilton: a guide to the principal characters
  • Alexander Hamilton: +10 for style, -11 for having no chill. Probably has severe anxiety disorder (I, too, imagine death so much it feels more like a memory, Alex). Dies from having no chill.
  • Aaron Burr: Is obsessed with being the only character who has some actual chill. Since he goes batshit murdery when he loses his chill, this is understandable.
  • Eliza Schuyler Hamilton: Perfect angel child of Jesus and Beyoncé. It is unclear whether this role can be played by anyone but Philippa Soo. Actress' vocal chords must be Olympian gymnasts.
  • Angelica Schuyler Church: Patriarchy-murdering lady rapper with historically inaccurate crush on Alexander Hamilton. But hey, we all have historically inaccurate crushes on Alexander Hamilton at this point.
  • And Peggy: Everyone's precious baby. Dies offstage. The actress comes back on in the second act as life-ruiner Maria Reynolds and actually I am not ready to talk about this
  • John Laurens: ALERT! THE SLASHFIC IS CANON. I REPEAT: THE SLASHFIC IS CANON. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
  • Hercules Mulligan: Possibly a horse abuser? But also a lovable ruffian? Unclear.
  • Marquis de Lafayette: Our Lord and Savior. He was a baby child who made America a thing with his awesome rapping skills, then went back to France and survived the Revolution so he could go on to become the CANONICAL LINK BETWEEN HAMILTON AND LES MIS by walking in Lamarque's funeral procession. Also, great hair.
  • Thomas Jefferson: haha no fuck that guy
  • Thomas Jefferson: great hair, though.
  • James Madison: should have been captain of the cheerleading squad. Never quite got over it.
  • George Washington: is such a good father to Alex, Laurens, and Lafayette that the entire audience forgets he owns slaves.
  • Philip Hamilton: nope nope nope
  • King George III: Beyoncé loves his walk.
Adventures of a Black Velvet Box

[A/N] Beta’d by Jasmine, of course, does that surprise anyone anymore at this point

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[A/N] Will there ever be enough Japhan fluff? The answer is no


It wasn’t technically plagiarism if he’d already had the idea before someone else executed it, right? After all it wasn’t his fault or problem that other people loved Japan just as much as he and Dan did.

Phil had thought about this plenty to know that the only way he could make this more special was by doing it in a way or place that meant a lot to Dan. His considerations always ended somewhere along the lines of ‘I have to do it in Japan’. There were plenty of people proposing during a holiday in Japan, weren’t there? He wasn’t stealing Anthony’s idea if this was just the best thing for them too. All his doubts were giving him headaches. This whole proposing thing was.

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richard maxwell

  • burns down blackgaard’s castle with himself inside
  • “once again you’ve saved my life in more ways than i deserve”
  • throws himself out of a moving car over a cliff to escape from being held hostage

richard maxwell canonically does not value his own life bye

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D: My uncle was playing Almost is Never Enough ‘cuz he really, really loves that song. So we were singing it together through facetime.

L: That was so beautiful.

D: Aw, thanks! That’s like a special song we share together.

My OTP in one sentence

The sexy moody asshole, who fucks up all the time, but falls in love with the ray-of-sunshine type of girl, who seems to hate him at first and can downright kick his ass, when he’s a dick, but at the same time is totally attracted to him and somehow makes him want to be a better person, proven by the fact that he is there for her all the time, especially when she needs him, but then she herself does something morally questionable, and he loves her all the same, if not even more, and those two are precious life ruiners, who make your life even more complicated, because they are so perfect for each other but are always being separated by the outer forces, carrying the name ‘writers’, who like to tease you till you lay down on the floor, hopelessly screaming:

Things I Will Never Forgive the Moon Lovers Finale For

In the midst of all my anger I would like to take a moment to crap on all the things that I hated in episode 20 as to alleviate my anger. Here’s is me also hoping that LJK’s tease isn’t a tease so that I can finally be free from this stupid show who am I kidding I’ll never be free, this show will probably own my ass till I die 

  • Jung’s ever-growing sideburns
  • Giving me hints of a modern! SoSoo meeting but flaking out right at the end
  • OKAY AND ALSO LIKE WHY DID WE WASTE SO MUCH TIME IN THIS EP THO WTF
  • CHOOSING TO PLAY THAT BIRTHDAY SONG WHEN IM ALREADY IN PAAAAIN
  • NITPICKY HERE BUT I WANTED HER LETTER TO BE LONGER?? EH IDK
  • Jung putting Soo’s letters in an envelope with this handwriting, instead of just writing on the envelope itself that these were from Soo to his majesty
  • WANG SO RACING TO SOO EVEN THO WE ALL KNOW ITS TOO LATE AND YET HES RUSHING TO HER AND ITS JUST SO TRAGIC THAT HE COULDNT EVEN SEE HER ONE. LAST. TIME.
  • WANG SO SPEAKING TO SOO’S ASHES IN THE PRESENT TENSE I JUST DHIFHEIHDEHFIEWHIHFDIEFuuuuuciisdsk
  • WANG SO CRYING AND MAKING ME WANT TO DIE CAUSE IT’LL BE LESS PAINFUL THAN WATCHING HIM SUFFER
  • BAEK AH STILL THE ULTIMATE SOSOO SHIPPER AND I DIE
  • My precious Woo Hee being reincarnated?? As a child?? @joosgrl (lets be bitter together lol like thats not we’ve already been doing)
  • Who in history Baek Ah had an illicit affair with?? whaaaa?
  • THE CHILD HAVING THE SAME TRINKET THING LIKE WOO HEE AND IT JUST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE??
  • #BAEK AH AND WOO HEE DESERVED BETTER 2K16
  • While we’re at it #WANG SO DESERVED BETTER 2K16 
  • ACTUALLY ALL OF THE WOMEN 2K16
  • AND MOO. DONT FORGET ABOUT MOO (Eun too)
  • Wang Won not being mutilated first before being forced to drink poison
  • Giving Won a moment to salvage his crimes and actually made it look like he had a heart whaaaa??DAFUQ/’;;;[-
  • Won and that facial hair
  • BAEK AH HAVING A DEAR BROTHERLY MOMENT WITH WOOK AND NOT WITH SO???????? LET ME RAGE
  • WOOK
  • WOOK BEING EXCUSED FOR HIS CRIMES
  • WOOK BEING PAINTED AS SYMPATHETIC THAN THE ACTUAL MONSTER THAT HE IS WHO DESERVED NOTHING. NOTHIN G 
  • WOOK NOT BEING DEAD
  • WOOK GETTING MORE CLOSURE THAN THE MAN THAT DESERVES THE UNIVERSE
  • KANG HA NEUL LOOKING GOOD WITH THAT STICK ON FACIAL HAIR LIKE DAMN BOI YOU SLAY ME EVEN IF I HATE YOUR CHARACTER’S INTESTINES
  • The writers tossing in all sort of nonsensical bullshit about trying to be historically accurate and effing up their own drama instead
  • That weird crown So wore towards the end?? Still it was so adorbs <333
  • Including the scene with the daughter all in the purpose to show just how alone Wang So is (like f*cking seriously, did these writers think that we didn’t know this already?)
  • Also ummmm, So’s future son marries Jung’s “daughter”????
  • PLOT HOLES *jazz hands*
  • (not mad about the ep, but more about how people are angry that Jung’s the father when both So and Soo would never want to condemn their daughter to the life of the palace and so Jung is clearly the better alternative, bc he can roam freely)
  • WANG SO REVEALING HIS SCAR
  • WANG SO NO LONGER CARING ABOUT HIS SCAR BC WHILE ITS A REMINDER OF HIS MISERY, NOTHING IS AS MISERABLE AS WHEN HE LOST SOO
  • WANG SO LONELY AGAIN
  • WANG SO LITERALLY NOT CATCHING A BREAK
  • WANG SO CONSTANTLY HAVING TO PAY FOR HIS MISTAKES
  • LEE JUN KI BEING THE ULTIMATE LIFE RUINER HIS ACTING IN THIS EP WILL LITERALLY HAUNT ME FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS AND I JUST SDNWEUHEDJEWHDEWIHFUDFJFIEJEW
  • THAT ENDING
  • THAT STUPID ENDING
  • DONT PULL THE REALISM SHIT WHEN THIS IS A *FUSION* SAGEUK W TIME TRAVEL
  • IF JI MONG CAN GO FROM DRAB TO FAB THEN MY BBY BOI CAN GET A HEA TOO
  • But seriously though, if I wanted to watch a tragedy I’ll go get me some Shakespeare 
  • HAE SOO APOLOGIZING TO SO AND BREAKING MY FRAGILE HEART IN THE PROCESS
  • AN OPEN ENDING THAT SUCKS
  • WHAT ABOUT CLOSURE 
  • IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK 
  • NOT ONLY THAT BUT A FLASHBACK 
  • AS IF SOMEHOW THAT MAKES UP FOR THE LIFE OF MISERY WANG SO HAS HAD TO DEALT WITH 
  • HIS. ENTIRE. EFFING. LIFE. 
  • WHAT WAS THE POINT??
  • WHAT ABOUT WHAT JI MONG HAS BEEN SAYING
  • THE ECLIPSE????????
  • GIVING US HOPE LIKE

“If you and I are not of the same world then I will find you, my Su-ya.”

and 

“If we had met in another world, and in another time, I can’t help but think how great that would have been, if only that were so, I wouldn’t fear anything. I could freely, truly, love you all I wanted.”

  • I WANT MY LIFE BACK

FIN

My love, my Swiss Beast, my darling Nino: an ode.

We love him and he loves us, too.

I get mad feels when he wears MN stuff. 

And does Minnesotan things, like going to the State Fair. (x)

He’s not afraid to show his affection (x)

Bryz <3

Sometimes he’s also a bona fide life-ruiner.

(x)

(x)

Ugh, your fucking face. GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE. But also, don’t.

He seems to take a lot of these “but, hey, if hockey doesn’t work out maybe I could model?” photos. 

Yeah. So. 

I don’t know, I just find looking at him very pleasant. 

Now, he Wild aren’t big fighters, but Nino is one of the few (Charlie being the other who comes to mind) who’ll get a little physical in defense of his teammates.

I’m using the video from his draft as evidence that Nino is a mama’s boy. (x)

So, let’s be honest, he’s not quite on Charlie’s level of “ooohhhhhh look at him with the small human MY HEART ABORT ABORT,” (who is?)but he’s pretty good. (x)

Is this a pre-game ritual for him? @ Wild, I need more evidence. This is important shit. (x)

Also, never forget. 

On to hockey!

Nino has fantastic patience for a young guy. (x)

And a wicked wrister (x)

But, above all, he’s a stickhandling god in the making. (x)

My loins. Jesus fucking christ. 

Next person to bump into Louis in LA, please ask him if that’s the same beanie Harry wore to The X Factor auditions, then when he blushes and stammers in response, please yell at him for being one half of a pair of sappy, smitten life-ruiners.

the-east-hunter said: Mike b5 if you’re still open

I like to imagine this is the face he made when he saw Mutt for the first time. UvU  True love. <3  I am always open to draw Mike Chilton the Life Ruiner.

[[please check to see if I’m open before you send an ask! :D]]

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Julian Edelman. 5-10. 198 lb. Position: undetermined. He’s too small and unconventional. Maybe he could provide enough competition to push more established players. There are questions about his durability and he isn’t unknown a wide receiver. A player like Edelman could fill a role on special teams. Perhaps he’s just a camp arm to get the wide receivers some more work. It’s unlikely Edelman is being brought to New England to make an impact. He’s a gimmick prospect who lacks a true position at the next level, a reach in the 7th round.

There are only two things you can do when someone says you’re not good enough. You can prove ‘em right or you can prove 'em wrong. [x]

You know what I want? I want a Captain Swan True Loves Kiss that parallels Snowing in the pilot.

I want Emma running down the street in her red jacket and running into the hospital.

I want her getting to Killian’s room (the same one that Charming was in in season 1, obviously) and seeing everyone standing outside it. Snow and Charming, Henry, Will there supporting Belle (because come on, Killian is probably one of her best friends by this point), Regina, and Whale to be walking out of the room when she gets there.

I want Whale telling Emma that she’s too late and Emma just saying ‘no’ before going into his room, despite her parents and Regina trying to stop her because she ‘has to say goodbye.’

I want the kiss to happen, with the magic rainbow and Emma’s just stunned and nothing to happen and for Emma to look back at her parents because she was sure something had happened.

I want Killian to be the adorable life ruiner that he is just muttering “I think you need to try again, Swan, I’m not sure it worked,” and Emma being incredibly angry at him, but it doesn’t really matter because he came back.

And then I want them to have their happy ending.

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My treasure: March 9, 1993, 21 years ago (22 in Korea), was borning the person who I consider the most perfect of all so far (i look like a owl mother ok). Even with all the flaws that every human being has, to me he still remains the most perfect and flawless human being of all galaxies. Being like this, he makes me wanna put him on the most highest pedestal and love him so much that sometimes I think my heart is going to explode.

Intelligent, beautiful, kind, cute, life ruiner, funny, idiot, talented, all this is not enough to describe Min Yoongi. I do not remember how I felt when I learned of his existence, 9 months ago, but now I just need to look at a picture of him that I feel the happiest person in the world, seriously. He has a strong jaw and a beautiful mouth that seems to have been designed with attention on the smallest details. I guess I’m just in love with everything in this guy, tongue-tied, the squinty little eyes, the folds of the eyelids, his ridiculous dances that cause me shame others and especially the way he smiles with he cute teeths.

When the thing with B-Free came, Yoongi acted with so maturely and this was totally awesome, less the part that he says that he passed hungry; it’s horrible have to imagine a person that you love with needs. Also have the appendicitis things that have happened with Yoongi. While he has not recovered from since I almost died with worry and distress, because he lives in the other side of the world (not the other side of the world London, the other side of the world South Korea). I could barely sleep and eat because it was very nervous thinking about how Yoongi was feeling, if he was sleeping well, eating well, and feeling pain or not. And I cried and cried and cried and I’m not even ashamed to speak. Because besides being my idol, above all, he is a person I love very much and I captive like I do with all the members of BTS and persons that I care.

Yoongi is totally enchanting; I wish that I could protect him of all the bad things of this world. He took over my life in some inexplicable way, and I do not regret about loving and support him every day. Sometimes I think “oh, I’ll go to BTS’s twitter, Yoongi should posted a selca” and kind, he posted 15 minutes ago. Sometimes I wake up in the morning, out of nowhere to check BTS’s twitter and again, he just posted a selca.

This telepathy (kekekeke) scares me. So, he is my precious baby. This is the first anniversary of him that I’m “celebrating” and I’m very happy, heeeelp. I wish I could hug him tight and personally say how grateful I am because he was born (ignore this). I want him to enjoy the day of today because you know, it’s her day. Happy Birthday Lapper Man, you ruined my life but you know I like that. Be very happy and live over 80 years so I can make fun of your face hehe. Happy birthday baby, I love you.

mickkarn  asked:

tbh i feel like a lot of the raul fans on tumblr exotify him whether they mean to or not. while being cuban is definitely an important part of his identity, it isn't what makes him /him/. he is more than just cuban. he is more than just bisexual. he is those things but he is also so much more. i feel like focusing on those parts all the times takes away from the fact he's a god damn human being and people are just going way too far, in my opinion. idk man

Yes! Exotify is just the word! I had been using fetishize but that makes people thing sexualize so I was looking for a non-sexual word there.

The ONE THING he said when he came out was that he didn’t want to be pigeonholed and GUESS WHAT HIS FANBASE IS DOING NOW? There is a huge difference between “wow I really respect him for being bi and coming out” and “OMG perfect bisexual Cuban glittery queen”

Don’t even get me started on how now all his characters are being said to be the same even if they are said to be something different like YOU GUYS QUEER ACTORS DO NOT WANT /ALL/ THEIR CHARACTERS TO BE QUEER JFC

The thing about Tumblr is that it does not allow you to be a PERSON, it allows you to be one or two labels. So Raul is a bisexual Cuban queen. Does anyone give a fuck about how strong he is? The fact that he experienced a period of crippling depression after his ex-lover killed himself and he at one point HALLUCINATED HIS EX-LOVER’S ROTTING CORPSE? No. Does anyone care about how hard he had to work just to be an actor? That in high school he made it to the finals of a scholarship competition only to be told by the judges that he had no idea what the hell he was doing and would never be an actor, only a director IF HE WAS LUCKY, and they took away his scholarship money? No. Does anyone care about what he puts into every single role he does? NO. Does anyone care about how strong, brave, intelligent, talented, and kind he is? NO!

I am a lesbian, and I respect Raul so much for coming out. BUT. But. There is so much more to me than being a lesbian and so much more to him than being bi. There is so much more to him than being Cuban. Those are important parts of him but not ALL of him and it infuriates me how people are exotifying it.  You know THAT post on Tumblr? The “we love the gays more than the gays love the gays”? That. THAT is what is happening here. It is so disgusting and infuriating. Othering us queer people is an act of homophobia too. We are not immoral society-ruiners, nor are we sparkly magical angels who are too good for this world of breeders. When I die one day, I want to be remembered for being a scientist, not for being a lesbian. And I can’t exactly speak for Raul but I think he wants to be remembered as a fantastic actor.

When I found out Raul was bi and read that interview, I felt… connected, I guess. Because so many of what he went through is like what I have gone through. I felt heartbroken at how hard things were for him and I admired his courage. But I didn’t think of him as a “sparkly bisexual life ruiner”, not then and not when I saw videos of him in Cabaret/Taboo/Rocky Horror. He is a man I admire for who he is and what he’s done, not what he was born as. I admire how he’s dealt with homophobia and racism, how he refused to be pigeonholed and refused to cave to pressure to change his name to something more “white”.

Raul Esparza is an amazing person and an amazing actor. Please let him be that and not just “a sparkly bisexual Cuban beauty”. There are plenty of bisexual Cubans but  there is only one Raul Esparza.

Heartwrecker

jikook (jimin x jungkook) | rating - m | ongoing

CHAPTER 6 | the life ruiner

“What if you accidentally fall in love?”

JEON JUNGKOOK: Full-time Student, Part-Time Heartwrecker

When Jungkook is hired to break up the relationship of Taehyung’s childhood best friend, he finds the presence of overwhelmingly attractive Park Jimin a bit more distracting than he could ever expect it to be…

ch. 1 + full summary | ch.2 | ch.3 | ch.4 | ch.5

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thanks to @gracefulweather​ for being my b(a)eta~


Her lips were frail against his.

It was like pressing his lips against a cold, glass window.

No tingle, no sensation—nothing. 

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