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Melodrama sentence starters
  • "I know about what you did and I wanna scream the truth."
  • "You're such a damn liar."
  • "Thought you said that you would always be in love, but you're not in love no more."
  • "Did it frighten you how we kissed when we danced on the light up floor?"
  • "Honey, I'll be seein' you wherever I go."
  • "I'm waiting for it, that green light, I want it."
  • "I'll come get my things, but I can't let go."
  • "Played it so nonchalant, it's time we danced with the truth."
  • "I'm acting like I don't see."
  • "My hips have missed your hips."
  • "Will you sway with me?"
  • "We're King and Queen of the weekend."
  • "Ain't a pill that could touch our rush."
  • "But what will we do when we're sober?"
  • "These are the games of the weekend."
  • "We pretend that we just don't care."
  • "I know you're feeling it, too."
  • "Don't know you super well, but I think that you might be the same as me."
  • "Let's let things come out of the woodwork."
  • "I'll give you my best side, tell you all my best lies."
  • "Know I think you're awesome, right?"
  • "Blowing shit up with homemade dynamite."
  • "Might get your friend to drive, but he can hardly see."
  • "I guess we're partying."
  • "You know it's really gonna blow."
  • "Half of my wardrobe is on your bedroom floor."
  • "I am your sweetheart psychopathic crush."
  • "I overthink your punctuation use."
  • "A rush at the beginning, I get caught up, just for a minute."
  • "Lover, you're the one to blame, all that you're doing."
  • "Can you hear the violence?"
  • "Blow all my friendships to sit in hell with you."
  • "We're the greatest, they'll hang us in the Louvre, down the back, but who cares - still the Louvre."
  • "You are not my type, still I fall."
  • "I'm just the sucker who let you fill her mind."
  • "Baby really hurt me."
  • "He don't wanna know me, says he made the big mistake of dancing in my storm, says it was poison."
  • "I guess I'll go home."
  • "I'll go home into the arms of the girl that I love."
  • "She's so hard to please, but she's a forest fire."
  • "You're a little much for me."
  • "You're a liability, you're a little much for me."
  • "The truth is I am a toy that people enjoy 'til all of the tricks don't work anymore and then they are bored of me."
  • "Better on my own."
  • "I understand, I'm a liability."
  • "Get you wild, make you leave."
  • "I'm a little much for everyone."
  • "You're all gonna watch me disappear into the sun."
  • "Please could you be tender, and I will sit close to you."
  • "Let's give it a minute before we admit that we're through."
  • "I remember the rush when forever was us, before all of the winds of regret and mistrust."
  • "Our love is a ghost."
  • "Well I guess I should go."
  • "Alone with the hard feelings of love."
  • "God I wish I believed you when you told me this was my home."
  • "I light all the candles, cut flowers for all my rooms. I care for myself the way I used to care about you."
  • "I care for myself the way I used to care about you."
  • "These days, we kiss and we keep busy."
  • "Three years, loved you every single day."
  • "It was real for me."
  • "Now I'll fake it every single day 'til I don't need fantasy."
  • "I still remember everything, how we'd drift buying groceries, how you'd dance for me."
  • "I'll start letting go of little things 'til I'm so far away from you."
  • "Bet you wanna rip my heart out."
  • "Bet you wanna skip my calls now."
  • "Well guess what? I like that."
  • "I'm gonna mess your life up, gonna wanna tape my mouth shut."
  • "We're a loveless generation."
  • "We're a loveless generation; all fuckin' with our lover's heads."
  • "Know you won't remember in the morning."
  • "All the glamour, and the trauma, and the fucking melodrama."
  • "They'll talk about us, all the lovers, how we kissed and killed each other."
  • "We told you this was melodrama."
  • "You're walking out to be a good man for someone else."
  • "Sorry I was never good like you."
  • "Hated hearing my name on the lips of a crowd."
  • "Did my best to exist just for you."
  • "Bet you rue the day you kissed a writer in the dark."
  • "She's gonna play and sing and lock you in her heart."
  • "I'll love you 'til my breathing stops."
  • "I'll love you 'til you call the cops on me."
  • "I'll find a way to be without you, babe."
  • "I still feel you, now and then."
  • "When you see me, will you say I've changed?"
  • "I love it here since I've stopped needing you."
  • "I am my mother's child."
  • "We keep trying to talk about us."
  • "I'm someone you maybe might love."
  • "I'll be your quiet afternoon crush, be your violent overnight rush."
  • "I fall into continents and cars, all the stages and the stars."
  • "In my head, I do everything right."
  • "When you call, I'll forgive and not fight."
  • "Ours are the moments I play in the dark."
  • "We were wild and fluorescent, come home to my heart."
  • "Maybe all this is the party, maybe we just do it violently."
  • "You're not what you thought you were."
  • "Every night, I live and die."
  • "It's just another graceless night."
  • "I hate the headlines and the weather."
  • "I'm 19 and I'm on fire."
  • "When we're dancing, I'm alright."
  • "This is how we get notorious."
  • "We are young and we're ashamed."
  • "All of our heroes fading."
  • "I can't stand to be alone."
  • "Let's go to perfect places."
  • "Let's kiss and then take off our clothes."
  • "All the nights spent off our faces."
  • "What the fuck are perfect places anyway?"
  • "All the nights spent off our faces, trying to find these perfect places."

anonymous asked:

This is for the match-up milestone! I'm a demisexual female who has thick long brown hair. I tend to be anxious in social situations but use sarcasm and jokes to distract people from it. I like to play videogames and read fantasy books in which Ill get SUPER into their lore. I get excited and bashful when a person actually likes talking to me, inevitably stuttering over my words because I cant comprehend someone actually liking me. I surprise people when Im mad tho; I turn into a cussin rage.

I’d match you with Underswap Papyrus.

Stretch likes your jokes–and your long hair, for that matter.  He’s always down to play video games, and if you want to talk about the lore of fantasy books, he’ll listen.  The excited/bashful attitude makes Papyrus grin; he thinks it’s cute.  He’ll likely tease you just to see if he can get you to trip over your words, with either compliments or an extended lollipop in your direction.  He’s pretty chill, so your rage might throw him off-guard, but as long as it’s not directed at his bro, it doesn’t bother him.  More than likely, it’ll be directed at him when he ends up cheating at video games. 

Because, oh, he’s a dirty cheater all right.  

(*Just in games, though, not relationships.)

*Matches are closed.

anonymous asked:

🎶!! -Karmen

Party in the CIA (Weird Al) - Oh hey it’s a recent Weird Al song. This was another song where I heard it in an animation before I found the original. And I like both, even though I listen to the song more than I watch the animation nowadays.

Spooktune (Undertale) -  I’m gonna need to do something about all the songs that don’t even reach 1 minute that are on my playlist…anyways, I think this is cute. It was one of the fun little songs I remember liking when I got to the part of the game where you can hang out with Napstablook.

Megalo Strick Back (Cover by RichaadEB) - One of the early version made by Toby Fox and man does it sound great. The guy really knows how to make boss battle music that gets the blood pumping and raises the stakes. But enough about the original, let’s talk about the cover since that’s what my playlist landed on. Take what I said about music that raises the stakes and just times that by 10, because this cover also makes for really great boss battle/ inspiration music.

Beat it (Micheal Jackson) - You know, out of all of MJ’s music, I think this is the one I’d love to see a rock cover of the most. Anyways, what can really be said? It’s Micheal Jackson, and it’s awesome. Though I must admit, up until this point, I haven’t seen the music video in it’s entirety, and that’s also really good. If I knew anything about how to animate dancing, I think it’d be a good starting point for a parody animation or something.

Thriller (Micheal Jackson) - Alright, so I guess my playlist has decided that I’m not done talking about Micheal Jackson yet, so here’s Thriller. One of my favorite if not my all time favorite song from MJ. I really like how funky it sounds. It’s kind of funny, but the song kind of reminds me of a 70s horror movie soundtrack. Which, judging from the music video, may have been the point, though I’m not actually sure. Either way, I really like this one, and to the surprise of no one, I always make sure this song is on my Halloween playlist.

ASKBOX ISSUE: CLOSING UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!!

Sooooooooooo… I got a problem. I can’t respond to asks because when I do, they fucking disappear -____-  And it’s doing this to me on mobile too so WTF. I’ll answer and then it never posts. It just fades into the ether never to be seen again. 

This isn’t the first time this has happened to me, but it’s still annoying af regardless. It usually happens when the site updates something stupid, or when my askbox gets too clogged I think? Idk, but I already contacted tumblr support so it’s just a waiting game at this point. Pray to whatever entity you believe in that I wont lose all of my messages AGAIN :’( I’ll start responding again when the issue is fixed if I DON’T LOSE MY MESSAGES

Also, sorry to EVERYONE who participated in the ask meme yesterday that I have yet to respond to. I try to respond and it just won’t post. Has anyone else ever had this issue?????? Or does this blue hellsite just hate me??????

muslimgamer  asked:

The newly started Kickstarted Pathfinder game has some varied mechanics in regards to camping. How is camping improved upon in PoE2?

I read the update, but I’m not sure how their mechanics will work.  I think the spirit of what they’re trying to accomplish wholly fits with the feeling of tabletop A/D&D and Pathfinder, but randomized rest encounter mechanics are difficult to translate into a single-player game with unlimited save/load.

I actually really enjoy mechanics like this in a tabletop context, even when the stakes are dramatically higher.  In the Ars Magica campaign I played in, I had two characters die of old age due to unlucky die rolls (well… and being old), had my magus blow up his lab (and get severely injured for three seasons) through a bad experimentation roll, and similar mishaps.  When you’re rolling in an open setting with your peers where you can’t take back the results, it can be exciting and rewarding even when the die goes against you.   As with rolling to pick locks, make Diplomacy checks, or scribe scrolls, the risk/reward scenarios that players face with a live DM/GM and irrevocable die rolls doesn’t have the same impact if you can just reload from an isolated bad RNG.

osvir asked a related question about injuries, so hopefully this post will address both questions.  There are two primary elements that promote resting in Deadfire: injuries and Empowers.

Characters can receive injuries from being knocked out in combat (as in the 3.0 patch of Pillars 1), from scripted interactions, and from traps.  In fact, all traps now inflict injuries and a modest amount of damage.  This is a change from Pillars 1, where traps inflicted enormous amounts of damage but wouldn’t inflict injuries unless the character was knocked out (post-3.0).  The range of injuries is similar to Pillars 1, but each injury also lowers your maximum health cap by 25%, and a fourth injury always results in death.

We currently do not inflict injuries in combat (outside of KOs or tripping a trap).  In Battle Brothers, the pace of combat and the clarity of the character icons makes it easier to see when characters receive injuries (usually).  I’m concerned that inflicting injuries outside of those discrete events would make them hard to notice/confusing for players.

Empowers are the only per-rest resources that characters have.  They can be applied either to an individual activated ability/spell (e.g. boosting the number of missiles that Minoletta’s Minor Missiles generates) or they can be used directly on the character to replenish lost per-encounter resources (e.g. restoring some of a rogue’s Guile pool or some of a wizard’s spells per spell level).  Empowers are very useful but each character can only use Empower 1/encounter and a limited number of times per rest.

When characters receive injuries or run low on/out of Empowers, they can be replenished by consuming food while resting.  Food is no longer consumed directly from the inventory or quick item slots in Deadfire.  When the party rests, there is a resting interface where the player can specify which food items they want each character to consume (it remembers the last choice).  Food items always grant bonuses, but common/cheap food grants modest bonuses.  The party is not restricted in how much food they can carry, but if they rest frequently, they’ll be operating on those “lesser” bonuses or burning through their really good food/better bonuses.

We’re going to continue experimenting with these mechanics through alpha and, of course, based on enduser feedback (as opposed to dev feedback) once players can start messing around with it.  Both Bobby and I are open to changing the mechanics if they don’t feel like they’re working.

i just cant choose which kind of armpit is better, shaved or hairy. with shaved armpits, theyre easier to lick the sweat off of and with them you cant get any hair in your mouth and choke. with hairy armpits, though, it may be harder to lick the sweat off of them and theres a life hazard in them, but thats all part of the fun. you can make it like a game of trying not to die/finding the sweat and licking it off. also when ur cold u can bury ur face in a hairy armpit and you’ll be warm in no time

Let’s Find A Solution Shall We?

Today was the beginning of the International Music Day event on My Candy Love. The mini game we play is keep in rhythm with the arrows as they come down and try to get as close to a score of 100 as you can. Each score of 100 gets you 10 bonus points and a piece to an exclusive outfit. There are 4 outfits in total (5 when you complete the event and an exclusive illustration!) and instead of buying or collecting keys. We collect treble clef’s.

You can also buy more treble clef’s for 20 AP’s a piece to help you try to complete the event quicker. Though myself and a few players of the game are feeling a bit cheated, and I would like to explain why in the next following paragraph.

Episode 35 came out not that long ago and was a hefty eater of AP’s if you were struggling to find characters. I finally completed episode 35 almost a week ago I believe and I ended up having to buy 200 AP’s just to finish it because the game went through my AP like a bag of chips. I spent around 750-800 AP in total and that left me with around 50-ish to save up for the next episode, or so I thought. When today’s event came out I was excited and was hoping “oh! maybe I can spend my in-game cash instead of AP for more notes” turns out I was wrong. Not only can we pay AP’s for a treble clef, but we can pay 20 for a SINGLE treble clef. If you look closely at how to earn your treble clef’s you can get TWO of them by making 5 moves in an episode. 5 moves = 10 AP. 

20 AP for a single treble clef, 10 AP for two if you make five moves in an episode. A few players caught on to this and like myself weren’t very happy. Especially those that had just finished the recent episode as well or previous episodes and were saving up their AP, not to mention you may not even get 100 points with one treble clef when you play the mini game. To put it in the nicest terms possible, it feels like the beemoov team gave us the shaft in this event.

That is my only complaint actually, besides that I love the mini game, I love the outfits and I love the illustration we can get if we complete it. My only complaint is how we have to go about getting the extra treble clef’s to finish the event. So I sat down a while ago and came up with a solution that might not only help us players, but could help Chino and the team out as well from receiving tons of backlash and hate.

$10 in-game money for 1 treble clef. There could be quite a few of us that have saved our in-game money for events like this (or the summer boutique which is not far away) and might not mind spending a little extra moolah to help complete this event. I posted a screenshot earlier of what my in-game money is and it’s around 2400, I’m someone that wouldn’t mind spending 200-400 in-game money to finish this event if I have to. I would even have money left for the boutique if it happens. It gives the players another option as well if they don’t want to spend their AP’s they could spend any extra saved money they don’t mind tossing.

This was the solution I came up with for the 20 AP’s for 1 treble clef irk in the event. If any other players would like to give their opinions or solutions feel free to respond to this, BUT all I ask in return is you keep your response clean as I tried to. Maybe we could help shape the future of the events if we go about this the right way.

anonymous asked:

I'm trying to get back into writing but I just... Don't Know Where To Start! Have you got any tips to get started? I always enjoy your writing.

oh golly i wish i had real tips instead of being ur fav anxious mess, crying in a corner on my pile of 29768 wips,,,,,,,, but here’s what i do have

  • it all starts from an idea. nothing is too small. don’t overlook anything just because it’s not much - if an idea pulls at your brain, let it tug you. see where it goes. even a small story is a start.
  • seriously. when you get that inclination, follow it. even if you only write 200 words, that’s 200 more than nothing. and the more you do it, the easier it is
  • find prompt lists! for short drabbles and stuff i’ve always loved those. make it an ask game or just pick a few that you like
  • you can even do them as challenges - those lists of 30 days and a word for each? just write 100-1000 words for each one every day and see where you’re at
  • not everything has to be a novel. i’m constantly beating myself up because i can only write short things, but over the span of the last year, my idea of ‘short’ has gone from about 500 words to 3000, for an average short piece. it gets easier, i swear.
  • collab with people. message writers you like, friends who’ve never written much but have an interest; whatever. if you nag each other, it’s easier
  • bullet points. you don’t have to write a novel or even in prose to start with. get your ideas down. flesh out a plot and a few lines you love and that’s something. 
    • (seriously i never planned on writing at all when i made this account. i got distracted and did a few au’s in bullet point format and here i am.)
  • if you have no ideas, write what you see. one of my favourite pieces from years ago was the first idea to grab my attention in ages and it literally all came from the magpie poem thing (one for sorrow, two for joy, etc.)
  • just keep going. you’ll never like your ideas written down because they’ll never be what you saw in your head. that doesn’t mean they’re bad. you just know what’s going to happen and know what went into making it. you’ll always be your own worst critic.
  • bad news: it’s never going to be easy. 
  • good news: you’re the only one who has to see the worst of it. 
  • you can do it

this got cheesy sorry this is just the shit i need to tell myself lol oops

when you need to get back into the writing game and so commence a Super Secret regency era au fic for none other than @chut-je-dors because she’s actually my wife

Tag Game

I was tagged by the awesome @gayspacepilots to answer these questions! Thanks so much! :D

Rules: Answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better.

A - Age: 20
B - Birthplace: USA
C - Current Time: Making this at 7:30PM, not sure when it will post haha
D - Drink You Last Had: Diet Pepsi
E - Easiest Person To Talk To: There are only 3 people I can easily talk to–my mom, sister, and best friend. Other than that, I’ll get awkward and end up regretting everything I said for the rest of my life lol
F - Favourite Song: Oh goodness, there are too many. I’m listening a lot to these currently: “Land of the Living” - Plain White T’s, “If” - R5, “Mansae” - SEVENTEEN
G - Grossest Memory: One time I got this HORRENDOUS food poisoning from a buffet. I was puking for like 48 hours and couldn’t stomach anything and I just felt the grossest I’ve ever been. That was easily 4-5 years ago, and I still can’t stand going anywhere near that buffet.
H - Horror Yes or Horror No: Horror = HELL NO; I watched one episode of twd and I couldn’t sleep for 2 weeks.
I - In Love: I’m in love with lots of things–drawing, traveling, food….but not romantically in love with a single person, and that’s fine by me!
J - Jealous of People: Not really at all? Certainly not at all like I used to be when I was a young teen. 
K - Killed Someone: ??? No?? Why is this a question kasnklsdnksd
L - Love At First Sight Or Should I Walk By Again: I’m TERRIBLE at picking up signals and then when I do I get v uncomfortable so…I believe a lot more in infatuation at first sight than anything.
N - Number of Siblings: One awesome younger sister! :D 
O - One Wish: I wish I had a lot more confidence and self-esteem. It’s gotten to the point where I am too afraid to even try and I’ve lost motivation.
P - Person You Called Last: My sister
Q - Question You Are Always Asked: Hmmm….perhaps “What do you think?” Idk, a lot of people come to me for advice?
R - Reason to Smile: Dogs! Haikyuu!! and it’s corresponding stageplays and actors, Star Trek, friendship…
S - Song You Sang Last: “History Maker” by Dean Fujioka
T - Time You Woke Up: 6:30/6:45?? I kinda overslept my 6AM alarm like I’ve been doing for the entire summer thus far.
U - Underwear Colour: Ahhhh I’m so glad you asked because they’re brand new! Rainbow polka dot! :D
V - Vacation Destination: Out of the country! I loved the time I visited Canada, but it was only for a day so I’d love to go back. Otherwise, England, Japan, and Germany are very high up on my list.
W - Worst Habit: Most likely procrastination or beating myself up over little things.
X - X-rays: Too many to count!! I grew up with braces so head X-Rays were a regular occurrence. I was also very clumsy so I ended up with PLENTY of X-Rays alongside of CT-scans and MRIs!
Y - Your favourite food: Lentils! I also like curries, spring rolls, potstickers, pasta, and so many more lol.
Z - Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

I’ll tag @sunshine-season, @tobeflyhaikyuu, @tired-tobio, @lucky-clover-cannot-hear-you, @fbexplorer, and @ill-die-in-the-stars

Please only do this if you want to–you’re not obligated to just because I tagged you! :) Also, if you weren’t tagged, but you want to, go for it!!

I don’t care what your favorite trans YouTuber says. Do not, do not use KT tape. It can build bacteria, form lesions when you rip it off your skin everyday, and so much more. It’s not safe. Please.

A lot of the trans YouTubers talking about them are getting paid to talk about them. If a gaming YouTuber makes a video they say is an advertisement for a new Ubisoft game, telling you to get it, you’d be cautious about that, right? Because they’re getting paid to talk about it? This is no different.

This KT tape could potentially be as dangerous as ace tape.

And I want the KT tape company guy who keeps submitting stuff to us to FUCK off. We are not selling your dangerous product to impressionable lower middle class teenagers who can’t afford binders, that’s fucking evil, and a hearty fuck you to you for every trying to push that.

How A Few Crafty Harlemites Are Fighting Back Against Gentrification

After Harlem resident Pipi Birdwater had her lawsuit against the borough of Manhattan thrown out, many New Yorkers began to wonder how many shared her ire towards lifelong Harlem residents for “intentional cruelty,” as her suit stated.

Birdwater claims that New York residents purposely gave her wrong directions, led her towards areas of Harlem that didn’t exist, and feigned ignorance when she referenced areas of Harlem by their hip new colloquialisms. Borough president Gale Arnot Brewer called her claims that they cost her her $100,000 job (due to frequent tardiness) “farcical.” But after walking through Harlem’s Marcus Garvey Park and talking to Harlemites, they have merit.

38-year-old Dominique Sampson recalls, “this cracker asked me the other day where RuPa is. I knew he was talking about Rucker Park, but we don’t call it no damn RuPa. Who ‘bout to be sayin, 'remember when Kobe and AI came in RuPa?’,” he says as family and friends double over in laughter in their beach chairs.

“So I said 'probably down in the village getting life.’ He comes back to me that night all red ready to fight sayin’ he wasted his day, I said 'I thought you meant Rupaul!”

Sampson says his neighbor was not amused. In his anger, he joins a growing group of new Harlem residents who feel they’re being deceived out of resentment.

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Can people not get upset about the dad dating sim the Grumps helped make when it’s not even out yet

Like, it’s probably gonna be a little silly because the Grumps and their friends were involved, but it’s an entirely gay male dating sim that doesn’t appear to cater to yaoi fangirls. Which is unprecedented afaik. And anyway, it’s not out yet! Maybe it’s awesome, we don’t know yet

Like i know we all wanted to either have a Grump dating sim like that one Normal Boots did, or like a sidescrolling beat-em-up or an RPG where we play as the Grumps. But these guys endeavor to do things differently, and never do what we expect.

Lots of people worked really hard on this for over a year, the least we could do is give it a fair chance. Just sayin.

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Someday I’ll explain it to you, why they came, why they won’t ever go away. But I’ll tell you how I survive it. I make a list in my head, of all the good things I’ve seen someone do. Every little thing I can remember. It’s like a game. I do it over and over. Gets a little tedious after all these years, but… there are much worse games to play.

All the reasons I loved this latest Chris and Eva clip:

Brace yourselves, cause this is going to be a looong list. I’m sorry but I’m too far gone for my OTP to care about much else today.

* The way he touches her face in the beginning of the clip.

*Chris’ wide grin plus Eva’s sleepy smile. Honestly, the chemistry between those two is unreal, even in small moments like this.

*“Did you sleep well?” “Mhm.” The whole Jonas and Eva vs Eva and Chris parallel here. Jonas pretty much said that he had a nightmare in which Eva was a whore and CHRIS TOLD EVA THAT HE HAD A DREAM WHERE EVA WAS HIS GIRLFRIEND. Ugh.

*Also, the whole dream was totally made up and I have a feeling that Eva knew it. And she knows how whipped she has him and just…Eva is goals as usual.

* Wow, damn. Another one of Chris Schistad’s reaction gifs is born.

* I honestly feel like Chris is trying to remember his lines when he is talking about his “dream”. And Eva is so amused CAUSE SHE KNOWS.

* He is such a certified nerd while telling that stupid story.

* Chris’ reaction when Eva told him that his dream wasn’t real tho. He was all: “say what now?”

* Eva: “we’re never going to be together” Eva: *smiles* Chris: *tries not to look like somebody just stabbed him and fails*

* “Why not?” I can see that you’re internally crying, Chris. God, the dialogue is gold.

* The way Chris repeats Eva’s words back to her. Such a small thing but mad cute.

*Also, I have such huuuge respect for Eva. She still acknowledges that Chris was a fuckboy in the past and she smiles again when saying it, and it’s so playful, and Eva knows that Chris is in love with her but she’s still protecting her heart and is being reasonable about it all and just…where can I find an Eva?

*Also, telling a guy whose currently naked in your bed that he’s a cheating fuckboy, is NEXT LEVEL.

* The way Eva almost immediately stops kissing Chris, because someone’s calling her. She. Always. Puts. Her. Friends. First.

* When Eva answers Vilde’s call and we can actually see how hurt Chris is over the fact that Eva doesn’t want to be his girlfriend.

* Also, the way he runs his hand over his face is like saying: “damn I messed up with that fake dream I told her about oops”

* When Eva tells Vilde that she is doing nothing special, and Chris looks like he’s about to cry. That boy is so in love, I can’t put it into words.

* All the longing looks towards Eva while she’s talking on the phone!!!

* Eva: “But maybe I can call you later or something.” Queue Chris’ whole face lighting up.

* Chris: “We were talking about getting together.” Lol, smooth.

* That boy has lost all his game and just wants to be together with Eva. Who’s crying? Certainly not me.

* THE PLAYFULNESS.

* The fact that Chris isn’t pressuring her into anything but just wants them to be together but he isn’t pushy about it. I honestly don’t know where the Noorhell shippers get their ideas, when they compare Mohnstad and Noorhell.

* ANOTHER JONAS AND EVA vs CHRIS AND EVA PARALLEL.

* When Eva tried to push Chris off her bed and he didn’t budge an inch, that was a sign.

* I just love how Chris is still his old self on some level, so self-confident and just doesn’t understand why he has to hide.

* Eva being determined not to introduce Chris, so the boy gets up, wraps a sheet over himself, and is just like: “Hi. I’m Chris.”

* Your name is also Chris? ANOTHER ONE, WE HAVE ANOTHER ONE.

* I just noticed that Eva rolls her eyes when Chris is talking to her mum, oh wow. I love this girl.

* When Eva’s mum says that she wasn’t aware that Eva had a boyfriend and Chris looks like he is finally sure Eva will confirm their relationship now but she DOES NOT.

* Also, Chris was totally happy to meet her mum, you can’t tell me otherwise.

* “We’re not together.” “Not yet”

* Eva’s mum’s “you’ll figure it out” is basically the whole fandom’s reaction to this clip.

* Also, all the smiles and the banter in the end of this clip, what can I say, Mohnstad just naturally gravitate towards each other.

* Chris: “Love me.” Honestly, what kind of desperation.

In conclusion: this was the clip of dreams that I never thought I’d see.

This Stanley Cup Playoffs Had Everything
  • Injuries
  • Jake Guentzel Hatty
  • Horny kissing Chris Kunitz
  • Fogged up visors
  • Phil Kessel’s Finger Point
  • Goalie interference that wasn’t goalie interference 
  • Too many Too Many Men penalties
  • “He gave the puck back because he saw me coming and didn’t want to get hit by my big body.”
  • Geno being Nostradamus
  • Flower jackin’ his stick 
  • Flower saying a huge scrum in front of the net was fun.
  • FLOWER
  • Injuries
  • SOUL CRUSHING INJURIES
  • “It’s not fun. It’s the playoffs.”
  • 37:09
  • Mike Fisher and James Neal colliding into each other
  • Mike Fisher and James Neal colliding into each other and hitting the ice
  • Jake Guentzel tying Rookie Playoff Points
  • Jake Guentzel leading the league in goals
  • Jake Guentzel leading the league in goals even though he didn’t score once during the 7 game series with the Senators
  • Just Jake Geuntzel tbh
  • More injuries 
  • Country singers being the assholes we all already kind of knew they were 
  • Mouthwash jokes
  • Sidney Crosby being too busy taking selfies to accept the Conn Smythe right away
  • Sidney Crosby asking ‘they got some tunes going in there’ while he’s bringing the cup into the locker room like a 45 year old father of 3.
  • “excuse me, excuse me.”
  • RON HAINSEY
  • “Did you get benched…..yeah….haw haw.”
  • 7-0 Shutout
  • 6-0 Shutout
  • 3 additional shutouts
  • Sid shaking off Boone Jenner when Jenner tried to check him 
  • “Hockey hands, Phil, not football.”
  • Double OT
  • Chis Kunitz being a hero
  • Horny being a hero
  • Hags being a hero
  • SWEDES BEING HEROS 
  • Walking On Sunshine 
  • Sully almost getting hit in the face with sticks as the boys celebrated.
  • Sully being a hero
  • Doubting Sully and then wondering, ‘why the hell would anyone ever doubt Sully?’
  • Dumbass penalties
  • Phantom tripping penalties
  • Sid and Jake getting punched in the face but no penalties being called
  • People not understanding how the Conn Smythe works
  • “Sid didn’t even get a goal this series.” HE DID AND IT’S OVER THE WHOLE PLAYOFFS NOT JUS- you know what never mind.
  • Mike Fisher only having 4 points the WHOLE PLAYOFFS 
  • This photo:


  • #DoItForTanger
  • #DoItForDad
  • #DoItForMe
  • Trevor Daley’s kid having a 6 painted on one side and a 7 on the other.
  • Matt Cullen’s kids being savage as always.
  • “Pour some out for the homies.”
  • Dumo wearing two hats.
  • Honry being naked in almost every batting helmet video.
  • Carter Rowney getting the helmet and looking at it like it’s his whole world.
  • Geno pointing his finger at  Phaneuf.
  • Geno inviting Bryz to the ECF.
  • “they think they won an easy game tonight, they think they can win game 7, I say no.”
  • This guy:
  • Sid insisting that they played well in Game 4 of the SCF
  • “Simple bunch of D-Men.”
  • Olli Maatta going on a two game goal streak.
  • Muzz getting emotional talking about Flower
  • Flower’s face when he realized the fans at PPG were chanting his name
  • Jeff Schultz
  • Flower taping over Niskanen’s name 
  • Geno liking that comment on Insta that roasted Ovi.
  • This photo:


  • Tanking Rinne’s save % 
  • Own goals from the Preds
  • “Jesus take the L”
  • “I looked at him and thought, he’s not going out like this.”
  • THROWN WATER BOTTLES 
  • “I have a better arm than that.”
  • “Hey, I didn’t mean to throw that.”
  • Geno or someone suddenly learning how to photoshop
  • the top leading scorers in the playoffs all being Penguins 
  • Sid smiling before Sheary even scores because he just fucking knows 
  • “Let’s not do that again.”
  • whatever these are 


  • That Preds fan that bought Jake catfish, I hope he’s having a shitty day.
  • Early whistles 
  • Salty fans
  • Me laughing my ass off
  • Horny hugging Geno like this: