when boys have the v

EXO’s rival is EXO

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My friends are Jhope and Rapmon while I am Jimin

  • J Hope: You can be anything you want to be, Taehyung
  • Taehyung: *happly* Then, can i be a rapper in Cypher pt.5?
  • Jungkook: Nahhh hyung
  • Taehyung: *smiling* YOUR. ASS. SAID. ANYTHING!

I am somewhat torn between wanting episode 141 to be

  • Yuya slowly comes to the realisation that something is wrong; that he has memories that never happened; that something is missing; that reality has changed; that someone is missing; that it’s not meant to be this way.

or

  • Yuya is living his perfectly normal, happy, non-war-torn life when suddenly there are three guys in his head screaming at him.
I Want You to Show Me the Way

Pairing- readerxTaehyungxYoongi

Rating- M (smut, but it’s fluffy smut)

Word count- 3.8k

Taehyung is a bit inexperienced when it comes to girls so he enlists the help of Yoongi and his girlfriend to learn some tips, to which they kindly oblige.

Includes: fingering, oral, sex. M/F only, no M/M just fyi.

This is my first long-ish oneshot for bts and my first serious smut. Be kind, or nah idc. 

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So i had an idea to draw out Lammy’s parents 💖

Teh design for Lemons is belong to @hedgiemuffins

I might make more drawings of them later ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

BTS Group Texts - Savage
  • Hoseok: Bitch ass Jin drew on my face during his broadcast.
  • Jungkook: Yeah that turd herd did it to me too.
  • Jin: Did you just call me a turd herd?
  • Hoseok: yoU DESERVED IT DAMN YOU TURD HERD.
  • Yoongi: ffs y'all are so crusty
  • Jungkook: SHUT UP YOgurT
  • Yoongi: YOGURT
  • Jimin: o shit
  • Yoongi: JUNGKOOK GET YOUR DUSTY ASS UP OFF THAT COUCH AND FIGHT ME YOU HOE ASS PIECE OF MOLDY CHEESE
  • Namjoon: I hate this group chat
  • Hoseok: If anyone should be fighting right now it should be me and seokjerk
  • Jin: jfc i'm going to kill you
  • Hoseok: all u gotta do is make that nasty chili you concocted last night and your're all good.
  • Jimin: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Jin: I HAT E yOU
  • Namjoon: is2g
  • Taehyung: wait i want to fight someone
  • Jimin: stfu no one wants to fight you
  • Taehyung: WERE THOSE FIGHTING WORDS
  • [Namjoon has left the group chat]
Hugging Astro from behind

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Jinwoo-

It was thirty minutes before one of Astro’s biggest stages. I mean, of course they have performed before, but never for an audience of 30,000+ people. Jinwoo’s nerves were clearly getting the best of him as he was pacing around, muttering his rap in Clap Clap. You being the great girlfriend you are, decided to come up behind him and hug him!

“What was that for?! And, can I have another one?!”

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me (a bisexual) and my (also a bisexual) friend: put our arms around each others shoulders/ use each others shoulders as arm rests in a friendly platonic way
some mean ass counselor: ummmm could u not do that here :))) sorry :)) :/

@dxrtyhands I’m not obsessed, you’re obsessed

     She liked being alone with Kaz. It was easier with someone who knew her secret, who had seen who she really was beneath her armor of boy’s clothes. It was easier because she never had to think about how she stood or what she said. It was being free. And it had nothing to do with the fact that she liked being able to let her eyes wander over him when he wasn’t looking. It had nothing to do with the fact that she liked talking to him. Inej liked being alone with him because he knew the truth and that was all.

       What’s this new scheme of yours? She inquired, stepping out from the shadow of a nearby tree.