GODDAMIT THAT PERSON
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
Ew alcohol. Fraps are my bae <3 hazelnut
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Ew jesus kissing please no
4. Do you plan outfits?
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
half neutral, half crap. i’m eally tired and in the midst of procrastinating for this big project where i research a dead soldier in wwi that literally no one gives a shit about.
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
my fucking underwear FIGHT ME. oh wait, that’s blood orange. er…… I have a poppy sticker on my lamp so I guess that?
7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?
…Call the cops. Maybe panic. well, ok it depends on who’s dead. is it a stranger? a loved one? an enemy? how long have they been dead? is the body like completely decayed?
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
my brother’s girlfriend got run over by a car. I love my brother’s girlfriend i was devastated.
9. Three of your current feelings?
uh… frustrated, teenage, emo
10. What are you craving right now?
11. Turn ons?
12. Turn offs?
13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Piano. CABBAGE is the longest word you can spell with the notes of solfege, i think.
14. When was the last time you cried? Why?
Tuesday 4th period. I got a math test back and it really sucked so I went and cried in my history teacher’s classroom when i was alone. He walked in on me lmao so I had to stop but whatever. he was really nice to me. I love my history teacher
15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?
Fuckin black widow or hawkeye yo
16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?
i dont think im ever gonna apologise to myself lol
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
fucking ice cream. fuck off. i’m allergic
18. Favorite movie ever?
inception or the avengers
19. Do you like yourself?
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I met lang lang if that counts lmao.
21. Could you handle being in the military?
you never know unless you try. ive thought about joining but in the end… i hate governments and politics and stuff and i’d probably be raped so like nah.
22. What are you listening to right now?
me scratching my head
23. How many countries have you visited?
quite a few? america, france, canada (hello yes i am canadian), england, china, dominican republic… other places that i visited on a caribbean cruise
24. Are your parents strict?
i guess. they just want me to do my best but im still a disappointment compared to my brother lmaooo
25. Would you go sky diving?
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
… if he offers to pay my bill then fuck yes. ill order all the food and feel all the homeless children. fuck you, bush. fuck you.
27. Whats on your mind right now?
my history teacher is amazing and i’d really like to open up to him except i can’t even do that for my closest friends and i will literally open up to no one so ill just be lonely forver lol bye
28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?
everything tbh but nah i shouldnt
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
yaaas. fancy. some forts (if those count). also versailles and that place where winston churchhill was born.
30. Do you rent movies often?
31. Whats your zodiac sign?
32. When was the last time you had sex?
Never. When will I have sex? never. pls. yuck. y'all so horny on this website i s2g
33. Name five facts about yourself.
really?? ok… i am cis, i am girl, i am ace, i am chinese, i am dead inside.
34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?
35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?
oh shit. i was gonna say both but that doesnt really make sense does it? well it could. i’ll say karma because i think that good actions will pay off in the end, but also predestiny because certain things you just probably could never stop from happening.
36. Brown or white eggs?
? i dont….
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
…Yes. *sigh* oh the shame. i have a button from there as well as some doctor who merch i got a while ago. I shoul make a giveaway for all my fandom merch that i dont want anymore.
38. Ever been on a train?
yeah once, from england to paris
39. Ever been in love?
probably not. maybe im in platonic love with tiggy but otherwise nah.
40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?
a million fucking dollars? sure. ill fucking pull a mean girls party and make everyone party the entire night and like some ppl might die but nbd
41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?
no one really…
42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it?
fuck yes. life expectany is like 80 something ill do it twice. die at 60.
43. Whom do you admire and why?
MY HISTORY TEACHER. (sorry victoria) IS SO FUCKING UNDERSTANDING AND HE MAKES UNFUNNY JOKES AND GENUINELY WANTS TO HELP ALL OF HIS STUDENTS AND I WANT TO CRY
44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?
i didnt really have bedtime stories. maybe that chinese myth about the monkey king. “sun wu kong”? in mandarin? idk
45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?
bruh. why the fuck is your baby in there call the damn police and the fireman im too hot HOT DAMN! say my na
46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?
FUCK NO. First off, i aint havin fuckin demon spawn. second, that’s entirely their fkin choice.
47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?
I took 4 childrens advils (400mg) and my migraine disappeared!
48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?
I took 2 children advils (200mg) and my migraine bothered me through the entire night!
50. As you’re walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?
I aint gonna take whats mine yo. Ill take a pic of the car’s liscene plate tho. just in case this is some sketchy bs
51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?
…I cant get aids from like the air or shit, can i? of course i would.
52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?
aw hell yeah. die or be rich? done deal. both options are pretty great heh.
53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
192729346 years old fuckin virgin for life haha fight me
54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?
lol no. it would be interesting if they were scientifically impossible but then…. no.
55. If you could live forever, would you want to?
56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?
are we talking canon movie characters or headcanon? Ron Weasley maybe? hmm never really thought about this. im really loyal to my friends (i hope) and id do anything for em so… ron?
57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?
i would visit elizabethan london with the condition that i receive a tardis with working bathrooms and noseplugs.
58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?
…Depends on who’s being executed. if they publicly executed, say, Eric gardner, I wouldn’t wa- OH WAIT.
59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?
Lol fuck no. these damn republicans will shoot down every idea ive got just like theyre doing with obama what the hell could i do
60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?
i’d have a tiny fetus son and name it zelda just to piss off all the fuckin gamers. and myself. but lol nah children ew
61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?
…i’ll go with wealthy. because i could invest a shit load of money to basically make sure i have $$$ forever. I could pay for people’s hospital bills they couldnt afford or their rent, leave $100 tips to waiters, and generally do stuff that i wouldnt easily be able to do without money. money don’t buy happiness but it would sure improve the quality of life and isnt that the same thing?