“Well, its that time again”(Yakko) “Time to make fun of the disney channel?”(Dot) “Time to make the FOX censors cry?”(Wakko) “No, it’s time to learn today’s lesson, and to find out what it is we turn to the wheel of morality. Wheel of morality, turn, turn, turn, tell us the lesson that we should learn. And today’s morale is: ‘You can teach an old dog new tricks, but you can’t teach Madonna to act.’”(Yakko) “Whoa, the mind boggles”(Wakko)
—  Animaniacs

I love the wheel of morality.