wheeeeeeee

I’m sorry I keep on making fun of these guys but here’s a personality swap to add fuel to the fire

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W  I  N  D     A  N  D     W  O  R  D  S   (  S P N  x  A S O I A F  )   ;
    ↪ inspiration:

WHILE struggling to make a living as vagrant sellswords in the Stormlands, the Winchester brothers find themselves in the service of one Castiel Caelestra. And then, as quickly as it had all started, a war is won, a throne is claimed, and Sam and Dean join the ranks of Castiel’s most trusted advisors.
NOT long after they settle down in their new King’s Landing quarters, however, things start to stir up again. Rumors about Castiel and his new queen make their way ‘round the nobles of his court — rumors that threaten to uproot the very foundations of Castiel’s hard-earned peace. Meanwhile, envoys from Asshai arrive in the Capitol, bringing tidings of a new god rising in the East.
WORDS ARE WIND, they say — but wind feeds fire, and a small spark can quickly become a blaze. And just like that, the world is set aflame.

GENTLE MOTHER, FONT OF MERCY — SAVE OUR SONS FROM WAR, WE PRAY.
STAY THE SWORDS AND STAY THE ARROWS; LET THEM KNOW A BETTER DAY.

quietly headcanons that dremora bash horns pretty frequently

but not just for fighting. not at ALL just for fighting. 

adolescent dremoras bonking heads like baby mountain goats

casual affectionate horn bumping

two dremoras with ram-esque horns charging at eachother and getting their horns tangled up

dremoras filing the ends of their horns to a point

dremoras hanging sparkly shit on their horns if they get long enough

vain dremoras getting flustered and distressed over pieces of horn that get chipped off

dremoras with actual personality instead of just a bunch of testosterone huffing nerds from oblivion

Anon's prompt: "Cora and Rumple run away together, and Rumple deals for Belle to be the nanny of their child."

AN:  For the life of me, I cannot find the prompt for this, but I really, really wanted to write it, so here you are, anon.


“Belle,” Regina sniffled. “I want Papa.”  

Belle smiled tenderly at the little dark-haired girl, cuddling her closely.  "He’ll be back soon, I promise,“ She picked up a brush and began to comb it through Regina’s dark locks. "And if I know your father, he’ll have a treat for you!”  

Regina beamed happily, her mood already improving.  But before the little girl could be completely contented, Cora entered the nursery.  

“What on earth is she wearing?” She snapped at Belle who stiffened in response. “Breeches? She’s a girl, not a farmhand.”  

“We went riding today, milady,” Belle said evenly. “I was never taught sidesaddle.”

“Well, that doesn’t surprise me,” Cora said coolly. “See that she’s changed properly so she can at least feign the appearance of a lady before her father returns.”  

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In honor of the fact that I have hit 2.5k followers, and that, transitively, changed my url back to ‘wankerbatch,’ I’ve decided to host(?)/have blog awards so I can bring attention to some fantastic blogs/followers who have helped me get this far.

I will be adding and creating an updates tab on my blog for the sole purpose of this

♕ rules:

  • must be following me
  • reblog this post
  • likes do not count
  • one winner and at least one runner-up per category–the number of runner-ups will depend on how many blogs enter
  • must reach at least 30 reblogs (else I’ll probably delete this and die of embarrassment if it doesn’t)
  • ends 7 May 2014–winners will be announced within the next 48-72 hours

♕ categories:

  • Best URL
  • Best Posts
  • Best Original Work (edits & gifs & graphics & fanart & fanfics & headcanons, etc.)
  • Best Theme
  • Best Sherlock
  • Best Hannibal
  • Best Fargo
  • Best Multi-fandom
  • Nicest Blogger
  • Best Overall

♕ winners will receive:

  • a follow back, if not already, as well as love and friendship
  • a spot on the updates tab until 12 July 2014
  • 2 group promos comprised of the winners & the runner-ups (includes the final masterpost of winners & runner-ups)
  • solo announcement of winners and runner-ups for each category
  • 3 group promos comprised of only the winners
  • 4 solo promos whenever you like
  • a url graphic and/or an icon, if requested; i’ll also be proffering my writing skills and take requests for a ficlet

♕ runner-ups will receive:

  • a follow back, if not already, as well as love and friendship
  • a spot on the updates tab until 12 June 2014
  • 2 group promos comprised of the winners & the runner-ups (includes the final masterpost of winners & runner-ups)
  • solo announcement of winners and runner-ups for each category
  • 1 solo promo whenever you like
  • 1 group promo comprised of solely the runner-ups

Once again, thank you <3

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