wheeeee!!!!!!!

hamilton songs renamed
  • alexander hamilton: that's my name, don't wear it out
  • aaron burr sir: HEY LOOK ORPHAN BUDDIES WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS
  • my shot: squad get hype™
  • the story of tonight: look how lit we are, everyone's gonna remember us
  • the schuyler sisters: feminism (and peggy)
  • farmer refuted: loyalists can kiss my ass
  • you'll be back: the 18th century equivalent of the angry break up song
  • right hand man: WE ARE OUTGUNNED OUTMANNED
  • a winter's ball: who knew the revolution was so slutty?
  • helpless: i'm literally so in love right now ahhhh
  • satisfied: WHAT THE HECK I GOTTA DOOOO TO BE WITH YOU
  • the story of tonight (reprise): very very very very drunk
  • wait for it: procrastination, the showtune
  • stay alive: I'M A GENERAL, WHEEEEE
  • ten duel commandments: okay, so we're doing this
  • meet me inside: alex has daddy issues™
  • that would be enough: you and i, and no one else
  • guns and ships: lafayette go fast like sanic
  • history has its eyes on you: dad wants son back
  • yorktown: the final battle, feat. HERCULES MULLIGAN
  • what comes next: awesome. wow.
  • dear theodosia: LOOK AT MY SON
  • non stop: i dare you to sing all the parts at once
  • what'd i miss: bonjour y'all
  • cabinet battle #1: the founding roast masters™
  • take a break: philip is a smol feat. comma placement
  • say no to this: HOE DON'T DO IT
  • the room where it happens: CLICK BOOM
  • schuyler defeated: this song is completely irrelevant
  • cabinet battle #2: we find out that jefferson was actually just lafayette this whole entire time
  • washington on your side: SOUTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS
  • one last time: dad has to leave™
  • i know him: john ayyydums?
  • the adams administration: SIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER
  • we know: #exposed
  • hurricane: yeah, i'd pay for alex to be shipped to another continent too
  • the reynolds pamphlet: great googly moogly, everything's gone to shit
  • burn: cinnamon roll turns out to be a pyromaniac
  • blow us all away: alex gives shitty advice
  • stay alive (reprise): take the bullets out yo son
  • it's quiet uptown: try not to cry
  • the election of 1800: a breif break from sadness
  • your obedient servant: sarcasm level 10000000
  • best of wives and best of women: alex seriously you need to sleep
  • the world was wide enough: ya done fucked up ay ay ron
  • who lives who dies who tells your story: eliza hamilton is the true hero of the show

“Have you ever thought about doing, like, a video tour of your house?”

“You think people would wanna see my house?” Dan asks as he fits the key into the lock. His front door swings open soundlessly. Inside it’s dark, with only a little bit of illumination from the kitchen to light their way as they step over the threshold. Dan still isn’t quite used to living alone. He always half expects Barry to walk around the corner, eating cereal in his underwear or otherwise doing Barry things.

“Man, I love your house!” Arin enthuses as Dan sets about flipping on light switches. “It’s got good, like- what’s the word? You know, when a place has good vibes?”

“I think you’re thinking of feng shui?” Dan preens a little. He likes his place, too. It’s definitely a reflection of who he is, so to hear Arin praise it gives him something akin to the warm and fuzzies.

He loops his arm through Arin’s, starts to lead him toward a door at the end of the hall. “I like to do my writing in here,” he explains. “It’s peaceful and stuff.”

Arin breaks away from him as soon as they enter the room, makes a beeline for the nearest stack of papers. Dan doesn’t think to stop him. He lets Arin look around while he searches for what Arin actually came to see- the beginnings of a new Starbomb song. None of them have done any formal writing for a third album but Dan was struck with inspiration. He figures Arin may be able to flesh it out, turn it into something tangible.

He’s still searching when he hears Arin gasp behind him, and then a muttered, “Whoa.”

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jenniferjuni-per  asked:

Rebelcaptain + 11 for the cuddle prompts

11. post-coital cuddle (also in this case post-first time cuddle just because)

Jyn stares up at the low ceiling, heart still pounding a shaky rhythm in her ears, Cassian’s arm a half-reassuring, half-terrifying weight draped across her stomach. She wants to tilt her head to look at him, but she has absolutely no idea what to say. Sorry I jumped you? I actually came in here to talk about your latest mission report and I’m not really sure what happened but this wasn’t at all intentional?

All her mind seems capable of doing is replaying that look on Cassian’s face: cheeks beautifully flushed, eyes scrunched closed as he—

Not helpful.

She has to say something, anything. This is a moment, however initially unintentional, and he has to know that it mattered, that this isn’t just something she does with just anyone, that she…

And then, as if chastising her for waiting too long, her stomach makes a loud squelching noise reminiscent of the inner-workings of a trash compactor.

Fuck.

After a beat, Cassian turns and props his head up on his hand, glancing down at her with an amused half-smile. “Did that noise come out of you?”

Just like that, her nerves ease.

She scowls. “Shut up.”

“Hungry, I take it?”

She smacks him in the shoulder, and he doesn’t even look irritated.

“Shut up,” she repeats. “I haven’t eaten dinner yet. I got distracted.”

Cassian smiles, ducking his chin. “Yeah. Uh, I think the mess is still open. You probably want to…”

His hand fidgets with the sheet, almost like he’s nervous, too. And Jyn thinks: maybe there’s a way to do this without having to say anything at all.

She leans forward, tilts his chin back up, and kisses him, firm enough for him to know she means it.

“Coming with me?” she asks when she pulls away.

Cassian is just staring at her, lips parted and eyes wide with a kind of incredulity that seems kind of absurd given how closely they were entwined not a few moments before. But then he smiles, brighter than she thinks she’s ever seen from him.

“Food sounds good,” he says, nodding. “Lead the way.”

even more p&p au! ! ! 

  • Keith has a bike (ofc), an Energica Ego 45 with gorgeous black and red detailing that retails for $68k 
    • Easily the most expensive thing he’s bought as an adult (Shiro helped cosign) 
    • It rides like a dream and takes corners faster than anything and Keith is so good at riding it - it fits his image perfectly too and the first time Lance gets to ride on it, he nearly dies from how hot Keith looks on it 
    • Every time Lance gets a ride, he feels compelled to kiss Keith goodbye all the time because wow Keith just looks so cool leaning forward on his bike and watching him walk off 
    • When Keith dropped Lance off at work one time, they spent a full 30 minutes making out on the curb because of the magical combo of Lance in a nicely fitted pair of slacks & Keith on his bike (then Lance’s boss walked by and paused to raise an eyebrow at them and Lance nearly knocked Keith in the head pulling away so fast - he ended up introducing Keith, who has Lance’s lipgloss all over his face, to his boss and then his boss invites them to dinner the next day and Lance nearly pees himself) 
  • After Matt and Shiro get married, Pidge is technically Keith’s brother’s sister-in-law? So she’s at his place a lot more than usual, and he’s fine with it until she decides to blast R.Kelly or sexy sax music every time he even so much as looks at Lance
  • Keith and Lance are very much the PDA couple - Keith not so much but Lance extremely so 
  • Lance’s favorite music genres:
    • EDM
    • Nightcore
    • Chillwave
    • Neowave
  • Keith’s favorite genres: 
    • Rock
    • Punk 
    • Heavy Metal
    • Screamo/emo
        • The one genre they have in common is 80′s music :”) Catch them screaming “Total Eclipse of the Heart” or “Take on Me” at 3 in the morning 
  • When Lance moves into Keith’s house, the housewives that love Keith so much are hesitant because Lance looks like a playboy with his tiny shorts and pretty skin but he’s actually so sweet and such an admirable guy who waves to their jogging group the next week when he has to go back to work, and he looks so different in his suit, they even APOLOGIZE to Keith later for thinking his boyfriend was a hoe 
    • Keith, even though he is part nocturnal and usually never schedules himself for appointments before 10:30 will wake up at 7 to follow Lance out to the curb and smooch him goodbye on days he has to go in early 
      • Lance: “Lunch together today? I’m thinking of the sandwich place near Hunk’s.” 
        Keith: *grunt* 
        Lance: “Or we can try that new Poke Bowl because I know you like seaweed - oh and shoot we can’t forget to meet Shiro and Matt tonight at the bar on 5th!” 
        Keith: *grunt*
        Lance: “Pfft okay baby see you later”
        Keith: *shuffles closer in his socks and smeks on the mouth* mmmbye 
    • Lance isn’t a morning person either but perks up easily, except on days when he’s drank the night before. He will literally sleep in till 5 
      • Keith really likes those days, he can probably sleep for 48 hours straight and its a bonus that Lance will do the same
      • They take naps together like an old couple